/biz/ - Business & Finance

cum!

YUMA about to moon bros.

Should I just dump my VFF stock, I'm already up 98% from where I bought in and its so dang erratic

That's a nice bubble you got there, Investor.

...Be a real shame if someone came along and popped it...

>>13444361
Now THIS is how you firstpost

Good job anon

YVR

INUV

DHX

I'm curious as to why there isn't there a forex general?
Most of the board seems to be about crypto fetish.

>>13444461
forex is for fags who hate their money

If you're not buying TSLA right now you literally have no brain. That shit is going into four digits next year.

>>13444461
try and start one !
there isn't a bonds general or commodities general, usually all of these things come under the /smg/ umbrella

there are only a few people on /smg/ who even pretend to be big brained enough to understand forex markets.

it's a big ocean with big fish. If you post about forex in /smg/, especially in a way that we can understand, it would be nice ~

>>13444440
TY. I already try and have new OP images ready (nothing special) but people keep getting ahead of me ! I haven't really used photoshop at all since about a decade ago, when I was in high school.

>>13444499
now that it broke 240, don't know where the bottom is

>>13444461
>>13444494

Exactly. What kind of faggot risks all of their cash for two zillionths of a penny?

>>13444507
>240 share price
Elonchan was so close! Maybe he has dyslexia?

>>13444499
I ain't catching that falling knife.

Want to earn money from the coming iran bullshitery?

iShares US Aerospace & Defense ETF,
SPDR S&P Aerospace & Defense ETF
PowerShares Aerospace & Defense ETF.

or just but LMT :^)

>generally beat the market so far but only slightly
>takes a lot of time yet mostly feels like luck
>one stock crashing by 10-20% makes me wanna puke
Fuck this pressure. I think I will shift into ETFs. How do I scale out of my positions safely?

Sorry LPTXchads, I’ve got to sell 41 shares so I can get back to a nice clean round number.

You all got in GreenDot like I told you, right?

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>>13444598
>scale out
lmao just market sell big guy

>>13444607
if you're the only person shilling GDOT, I might be the only person that bought it


>>13444598
sell with limit orders? patient etc., easy in, easy out
if we can talk psychology for a moment, if your stressed, you can try different things to gently ease back in to "decision-making":
50% index 50% cash and chill
~30 % cash, ~30% index, the rest only buy things that you really, really research. Buffet style. Buy things you love, and buy things that you love when they're inexpensive. Think of your stocks as cute anime girls or whatever helps
you should feel good or at least OK about your holdings, even on bad days.
some people like a stressful position.
There are very few times in investing where you should let your emotions lead your decisions. Mostly emotions are things we work around. But if you're really stressed you need to adjust your strategy.

>>13444577
There's been rumors about invading Iran for over a decade at this point, won't happen, doesn't benefit major players (IMO)
the Putin/NK news recently seems more impactful to me, which is bearish for defense

>>13444507
>try and start one !
I wouldn't dare, I'm only learning. Never even tried a demo account.

>>13444494
Rude. That's what the cryptos are all about, trading a currency for another. Just wondering why this board is so focused on the BTC/USD.

>>13444638
no

>>13444598
>How do I scale out of my positions safely?
LMAO!!

Careful bro.. you don't want to move the market with that $500 robinhood account

>>13444726
yes

Ok. Heres the gameplan. Sell RAD puts now that the reverse stock split has completed. Nobody who is actually holding RAD at this will want to sell at a loss until theres a proper rally that lets them recoup so selling puts here is easy money. $60 a week guaranteed.

>>13444708
Yeah I don’t shill really, just recommend and ask about. It’s a pretty low key stock with major institutional ownership.

Still, I like gains of 8%, feelsgoodbrah. How do you feel about yours?

>>13444499
Waiting for TSLA to bottom out, then buying.

Daily reminder....
You bulls are misbehaving...
Also RIP Tesla

>>13444800
why not just ignore penny stocks
historically many penny stocks R/S, fall, bottom out, then dilute and keep falling. beware. Or screen penny stocks that have R/S recently, try selling a put on each, see what happens. But beware putting too much of your money into gambling positions

>>13444812
I mean you might be the only one posting about it, I just say shilling for anyone posting positively about a stock more than once
I have 6 shares at 61.74. 1.14% of my RH. not too much, but I don't know an awful lot about the intricacies of the company
simplywall.st shows it overvalued by their basic 3 metrics. gives it a fair value of 26.41 based on probable future cash flows : /
lots of insider sells recently, executives and C-levels dumping a few hundred K each (according to sws):
https://simplywall.st/stocks/us/diversified-financials/nyse-gdot/green-dot

Thoughts on going hard on short term 9 dollar GE puts for earnings?

Btw I'm also holding GE long

>tfw sold my amazon calls at $11
>worth $23 now
holy SHIT i should never be allowed to trade options

>>13444909
Last I checked, the CEO had been “dumping” shares weekly as part of scheduled divestment plan. CEO’s are often paid largely in stock, and can’t really sell whenever they want to, they orchestrate their sales months in advance and I think coordinate with or leave the timing up to someone else, so they can’t get in trouble for insider trading and price manipulation.

That said, I also worry a bit when I see that. I see such conflicting things about earnings, a lot of analysts think they’re going to beat the estimates and they do have a history of upside earnings surprises, but then Schwab seems to absolutely hate them.

I might trim before earnings next month. My bullish case for them was based Apple cash, and the new Apple card is still being tested I think.

why are these threads so fucking dead lately? everyone getting banned?

>>13445014
I wouldn't hold more than 20% of your account in it

>>13444954
is this a gamble? buying puts just to buy puts, after looking at the graph?
I'd advise against, look for real opportunities
if you did your homework and you know 9$ GE puts are a good opportunity, you probably wouldn't be asking.


>>13445001
If you learn from it, it's worth
if you were being cautious based on what you saw, it's still a good decision
you sold this morning? maybe a case of being too twitchy off the open
a lot of days recently start down and recover (for the general market)
amazon is still in an uptrend (upchannel for hte graphically inclined).
your learning opportunity might be patience and more big-picture view in this case
then again I odn't know what the call was

>>13444461
they used to crossthread forex general with robinhood general back in 2015-2016

there was a great alaskan forex trader swinging around 7 figures in USD

I think the major crypto bull runs purged most of the old slower moving generals though, and they never came back because posters dont reply fast enough unfortunately

there use to be actual small business threads on /biz/ too, not dropshipping or adbot meme shit, but actual lisenced contracting, government, and family owned business generals/advice threads too

>>13444577
just do a split between LMT, more LMT, BA, HON, and another LMT share
get some GD or RTN if you are feeling lucky

>>13444708
>>There's been rumors about invading Iran for over a decade at this point, won't happen, doesn't benefit major players (IMO)
there have been rumors about invading Iran ever since the Iran-Iraq war at least, so a few decades now
Iran is an easy boogyman for people (and especially politicians) to yell about when they know nothing about international relations/diplomacy (not to mention logistics and power projection...)

>>13445001
i can top that
>Sold my AMZN share at $1500 in december
>never bought back in

on the bright side, 30% of my portfolio isnt one stock/company anymore

>>13445037
i think a few tripfags offed themselves after their biotech memes crashed this past month or so

these threads have been dying since like newyears though...

>>13445037
Honestly I’ve been honestly wondering the same thing to be honestly.


It’s earning season during a bull run, every day we’ve got companies mooning (but also Xilinxes). Shits actually exciting. What are people even doing?

I can’t imagine how bored I’ll be if we go back to crabbing.

Also, I tried to warn you about the R/S yesterday but you mustve missed my post.

>>13445106
>Also, I tried to warn you about the R/S yesterday but you mustve missed my post.
what r/s? On NMM? I sold off a large chunk.. such bullshit

Good afternoon, traders. How have you been doing this week?

>>13445051
GE always drops after earnings. I don't have any information that implies they would beat their earnings this quarter. Feels like a pretty safe bet to me. Maybe could do a bit more ITM but ge is under too much pressure for them to get any gains unless they report killer earnings.

>>13445037
>>13445106

My bad.

ROBINHOOD IS A SCAM!
Y'all are faggots; especially tripcoded attention-seeking namefags.
College kids getting their lives wrecked over a $20 bill. Haha!

And all the usually usual shitposting.

Hope your screen's green and bottom line's black today, faggots.

>>13445153
Post portfolio

>>13445153
is your bottom line blacked today?

DO NOT BUY CALLS ON AMD THEY ARE GOING TO MISSING EARNINGS ESTIMATES DO NOT BUY AMD THE GUIDANCE WILL BE POOR DO NOT BUY AMD CALLS

>>13445236

Rate my portfolio. Just getting started, there a 10€ purchase fee, that's why most of them are around negative 10.

>>13444361
GET OUT OF THE US DOLLAR AND STOCK MARKET NOW AND BUY GOLD AND SILVER. MOVE TO PUERTO RICO BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE TO.

>>13445285
dont pay such a gigantic fee for small purchases

your ruining your ROI, wait until you have more money and buy index funds only

>>13445144
for a cheap stock in this market, they could miss earnings and go sideways, or miss earnings but raise guidance and go up.
One thing they have working against them is cheap(ish) oil and natgas, but I don't think it'll move their bottom line one way or another
with current market sentiment, I wouldn't buy puts. Too much a chance they just go sideways.
There have got to be better places to commit your capital ! if a market play that your considering right now just has the basis of 'GE always drops after earnings', I don't find that very compelling.
Speaking of GE:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G03R3fvLIhI
and
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2NC25GWdtM

first 2 or 3 seasons of 30 rock are some of my favorite TV ever

>>13444499
I'll buy it at some point this quarter. Right now? Eh.

>>13445310
I know, but I'm a poor student I can only save 50-100€ as month. I'll soon start an internship with 1.7k/month and I'll buy some nice stocks and funds with it.
>inb4 wage-slave

>>13444638
did i forget I posted this or is it an imposter?

>>13445347
it's OK to invest that money, just save money for a couple months and then make ONE transaction, using all the savings to buy a single mutual/index fund. otherwise transaction fees can destroy any possibility for gains

>>13445347
don't worry bro.. you got it.. just gotta keep going and always try to work smarter not harder.

>>13445372
Thanks for the assistance.
Any recommendations?
I was thinking about going for a high dividend strategy and reinvest all of them.

>beats earnings
>raises outlook
>still red

>>13445396
go all in on LCI ride the bitch to $30

>>13445296
Fuck off Schiff! REEEEE

>>13445410
Filtered

>>13445408
there is a rotation going on in the markets... i can feel it.....

>>13445419

>>13445416

>>13445410
lol I'd rather buy some decent pharmaceutical company such as Merck, Sandoz or Roche, not that Belgium non-skilled pile of garbage.

Hi guys, anyone long Docusign? Their earnings look great, they seem relatively unknown and the technical look pretty positive.

LCI is fucking trash lmao

FORD NOW WORTH MORE THAN TESLA
MUSK ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>13445396
depends on a lot of things, your age, what country you are in, etc.
Let's assume, hypothetically, that you are young and German.

I don't know anything about German brokerages, etc.
But there isn't anything wrong with the funds that you're buying now.
Just save up whatever money you can (after emergency fund, normal cash on hand), and then chose one of the funds and buy as many shares of it that your investment savings can buy. Then you are only paying on transaction fee.
A couple months later, buy a different fund with the money you've saved up.
you're still down 20 euro to the broker, which is too bad, but it's worth it to be investing hundreds of euro (and they have to eat too).

>>13445445
LCI is a decent pharmaceutical company that the previous CEO ran to the ground.. now the new CEO is setting up for growth. The stock price will follow.

try not to be so new kid

>>13445453
(You)

>>13445456
>tfw bought 100 shares at $7.90

Opinions on Cigna? It reports on may 2nd. Earnings estimates are up almost 200%

PLEASE DON NOT BUY AMD THE GUIDANCE WILL BE PISS POOR DO NOT GET FUCKED ON THIS STAY AWAY

>>13445501
entire sector is beat down due to bernie momentum and medicare for all talks. biden is likely going to be the nominee though, and he's going to support obamacare more so than a new idea. BOOLISH

>>13445408
>Playing earnings.

You're gonna get burned

>>13445456
Tesla BIG Down

temporary recovery to 239-241 then one more ride down

stabilize and buy in a week ~?
don't know what kind of buying mood I'll be in then
Elon I don't know if we can be together

>>13445464
Sounds good, I was about to hold everything for >40 years anyways, but I'll increase the amount with which I purchase new things.

>>13445466
I have never heard of the company, but you seriously think their new CEO might be able to make it turn around? Does the company have any competitive advantage, i. e. unique products covered by patents? If you're so sure about the company and your trip code might indicate that, then I hope your dreams come true. You're gonna make it!

>>13445505
Literally nobody is buying AMD, why are you yelling

>>13445516
>creepy uncle Joe Biden will be the nominee

It's going to be the craziest, most batshit lefty. They appeal to the base the most. Same principle behind why Trump was the nominee.

>>13444877
>mfw it only took the public 9 years to realize that Tesla and Elon are literally just memes

How much you got invested, es em gee?

>>13445541

>>13445553
around 700k

I have information that AMD will miss and lower guidance STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM AMD CALLS if you have shares highly consider selling before close tuesday do not I repeat do not fucking hold any shares or calls going into er it will be a fucking disaster you think intel was shit? You have no fuckkng clue whats about to happen Tuesday

>>13445464
I'm 23, in Ireland, have a German brokerage account though because my father lives there.
If I'll save as much as I can every month and invest it into funds with low running fees, I might be able to accumulate enough to retire before I'm 60.
I don't like those morons who gamble all their hard earned money with Cryptocurrencies. Crypto is the worst joke of the 21st century desu.

>>13445553
$917

>>13445597
Well la dee da Mr GucciLoafers!!!

>>13445553

~$100K

>>13445667
i shop at thrift stores

>America posts unheard of GDP numbers crushing all expectations
>SPY up +0.14%

Naaa fuck this I'm out. This shit is more manipulated than Bitcoin. It's impossible to make money in a market that is this rigged. SPY should be at 300 after GDP numbers came out. I'm tired of this rigged shit.

>>13445651
What's it in?

>>13445529

I bought a month ago.

>>13445613
Sounds like something NVDA wwould say.

>>13445553
10 billion and dropping every second

>>13445553
27k

>>13445695
1 AAPL @ $0 (thanks robinhood)
4 MSFT @ $104.75
5 AMD @ $19.74
1 S @ $0

>>13445724
>free AAPL

you sonuvabitch

>>13445738
Yeah I shit myself when I signed up and got that.

>>13445747
did you share with someone or were you selfish

>>13445762
All mine baby

>>13445724
I got a fucking Sprint

>>13445553
$10K atm

Elonchan crushed my hopes and dreams

>>13445553
$14691.32

starting from last summer, bought through the correction and now up 10% into the $16,000+ range

>>13445724
>>13445805
Nice luck w the AAPL hit and nice buys.

I got ZNGA lelmao

>>13445949
I dumped my bags this morning at $242. Is TSLA really going to go down to sub-$100 or is that just a Tesla bearfag wetdream?

>>13445541
If this is why the left thinks Trump was the nominee they're going to get crushed in the general. Sure the whole tax cuts, tough on immigration, pro-gun, anti-abortion, and strengthening the military got him really far in the primary, but the truth is his economic policy appealed to people in the crucial swing states. If you think Bernie Sanders' lets let the felons vote from jail and impact the law abiding citizens is going to win him electoral votes in the general, I've got a bridge to sell you.

>>13445999
Ill give it 2 months to show if its a fakeout breakdown

>>13445999
the only way it hits 200 is if the market as a whole dumps hard, or if one of their plants blows up

normal market continuation, normal TSLA price continuation, is down further, maybe with one small bump, but it'll bottom out pretty soon. then it hangs out waiting for good news, hopefully they work hard on making cars and developing their software

I might buy in pretty big, I love cheapies
TSLA might be the king of cheapies in a couple weeks
do I buy 10 yang? 2o yang? more? It's still a risk at that price. that's why it's 230, 220, whatever. plenty of risk. but that upside is unavoidable. i can almost taste the value

>>13445568
Gay federal employees are probably less of a security risk than straights, since gays tend to support whatever globohomo bullshit is getting pushed at the moment, whereas mentally healthy people are more likely to have some sense of dignity and desire to actually preserve civilization.

RIOT down 10%

Is this what cheapies look like? Or is this an “investment” in silly internet fun money?

>>13446019
yeah his whole policy is "deregulation" of course it helped him win. all the richest people gain more power in a less regulated world.

>>13446100
looks like garbage

>>13446100
>blockchain company

wtf do they even do

>>13446152
They do the blockchain DUH

>AMZN calls in the green
NEVER BET AGAINST AMAZON

>>13446152
Those are just large scale mining operations.

>>13446152
Develop blockchain technology?
Pump and/or dump?
Not sure, really.

BASED FORD

>>13446282
Man Ford is killing it lately. What changed?

Uh oh, GDOT retesting daily high...
You can do it GDOT!

>>13446333
Henry is back to life. Says: all cars must be black, I’m going to go get nikolai Tesla and we’re going to kick this punk’s ass!

>>13446333
New CEO's global restructuring of the company is paying off. Ford Europe is profitable again.

>>13446098
Nowadays yeah, but the USSR's FCD was very active in the 1960s-1970s and it was pretty standard for them to extort classified information out of people by threatening to reveal details of various sexual improprieties. Federal employees in just about any capacity would have been a prime target, and obviously a gay person at that time would've had more to lose if such improprieties were made known. I see where Biden was coming from desu

So what do we think boys? Where's YUMA going? Should I buy this dip or wait?

>>13446491
Never forget Alan Turing cracked German code and worked in secret for the military until the end of the war nobody knew this until it was declassified years later

>>13446548
And then there was that whole chemical castration thing. Somewhat harsh, imo

>>13446572
I wonder why he didn't just choose to go to prison for a few months or even years... A smart guy like him could get plenty of work done inside and probably be pardoned.
Why he decided to go through with chemical castration when it was known to cause depression, mania, sleep disorders, suicidal ideation is beyond me.

CY

Feels so good rolling tesla put profits forward and down. The fat lady is singing for Elon right now. The CC was the most brutal I have heard analysts be in a long time. Tons of shares still available to short so this is longs liquidating. Tesla short is THE trade of 2019

>>13445999
Tsla stock would trend follower's nightmare, there is no other large market cap stock that wild and speculative

Anally rape that sell button sempei.

ELON WHAT ARE YOU DOING

>>13446491
That makes sense. Look where we are now compared to then. It's like we've done a full 360.

This shouldn’t be so physically painful... I should’ve got into the weed bubble sooner

It’s HEXO btw

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>>13446823
I want to give Keanu a hug before he dies

>>13446829
>After 70 years worth of working the dividend market, I can finally retire...

>>13446829
I use to be a DRIP cultist as well, but lately I've been manually using the dividends to buy other dividend stocks to diversify

late pump!

>this is organic growth

>>13446491
It goes a lot further than that imo, there's an implicit secrecy associated with homosexuality historically that made gays super adept at maintaining infosec. There's a reason the KGB was colloquially called the Gay-GB, and secret societies from freemasons all the way back to mithraic orders and maybe even older groups were rumored to practice homosexuality as a means of enforcing secrecy. Pretty wild what Biden might be implying with that, he might be woker than people think (I also would have figured he'd be one of the ones doing gay cianigger stuff lmao).
>>13446548
>>13446629
read the G/acc blackpaper kekkies, I highly suspect Turing wasn't merely gay but kinda trans, he was probably into it right up until he realized what it was actually like

>>13446801
CHARGE YOUR PHONE. What are YOU doing?

>>13446891
cloud shit to be fair
renewals etc milking corps

>>13446845
Personally that's why I like M1 since it lets me build my portfolio and then I can reinvest it over my entire portfolio rather than just the individual. I haven't made any serious gains though so I have to tweak my portfolio some more, but I think the concept in itself is good for this kind of investing.

>>13446919
This... once they’re hooked on azure, you’ve got a firm grasp of their pubic hair, to borrow an expression.

John Crumber literally recommended F in the past 2 weeks more than once.

I didn’t listen.

And now I won’t get growth & fat DRIPs

>>13446904

>>13446953
>>13446891
>>13446919
software engineer here
I snorted when I saw the justification behind this
>azure
>good
>people running auto-scaling deployments of Wangblows
All that shit about Windows has nothing to do with cloud and everything to do with company IT infrastructure.

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up .44%, natgas continues to climb KHC is recovering, looking like I bought LCI at a good-ish price, we're gucci. Today we're going to a Romano's in Salt Lake City, Utah. You can't see the sign from the street for some raisin, but this one is special. Why? I ate there once in 2008, the only time I've ever been to one!

>>13444499
>>13444817
>>13445533
>>13445999
>>13446065
>>13446720
>>13446801
TSLA green on 1h candle, bought some before the close

>>13447030
I did bretty gud. Baby steps, but I'm starting to understand how to pick options better. Probably sold my F calls too soon. Gonna ride a GE $10 call for a little now

>lowest volume on SPY since august
Who the fuck is buying?

>>13446629
The gay is a mental illness

>>13447030
good green day, everything roared up except precious tesla

>>13447030
Up 0.45% ($113). Green on everything but AAPL and PHUN.

>>13447030
Up 5.27% but it's only a partial recovery from getting raped yesterday

>Still holding LCI
>Still holding GALT
Kinda boring. Volume has sucked ass. For everything I watch and own.

>>13446419
Lmfao Ford stopped selling cars to put all their eggs in the suv/truck basket, since it's more profitable. Right as gas is hitting $3/gal again. Ford goes bankrupt in any downturn. They've got nothing to show for electric powertrain either.

>>13447077
i think that is actually true as brain scans show similarities differences in gays as trans but less degree, when you go further with brain change --> trans :}}}}} trans brain actually look more like the opposite of their biological gender

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZXyAcm31_A

i got an email to vote during the annual neonode(NEON) shareholder meeting next week.

i havent owned NEON for about 2 weeks.

are they late in updating paperwork or whats going on here?

these Disney calls are like free money I swear

>>13447152
Also because they didn't take the bailout like GM and Chrysler Ford has insane legacy costs

>>13447030
>How did everyone do today?
me on the right

>>13447435
lmao

>>13447435
Cats are such fucking assholes.

>>13447435
me behind the camera

Did trump say something about xi visiting?

If shits gonna go down tomorrow, I want to get in some AH trades.
(Also: are we expecting weed news?)

>>13447030
Jelly? Yea you jelly

>>13447602
there is news after news of 'the trade war ending after this one last visit'


believe what you will

>>13445999
Sub $100 is crazy. Too much hype buy interest. I'm looking for oversold rsi on the daily to see how much buy volume shows up.

>>13447744
Being rich and posting here. You must have even bigger insecurities than trump

AAAAAA I HATE WEEKENDS

>>13447836
>1M
'rich'
ya ok

>>13447030
IM THE RICHEST MAN IN MY VILLAGE!

Well at least I only have to make $300 back til I’m in the black. Finally got a green week and if feels good.

Wish I wouldn’t have sat out the cannabis bubble for so long and I wish I would’ve bought more of bernie’s Based cheapies.

>>13447836
Anon, you seem like you have a good eye for value. Can I interest you in some VSTM?

>>13447061
Nice dude, I got my gains from DIS today

>>13447744
Holy fuck.
Holy fuck.
How do I even dream of becoming this level of ascended god? Can you share?

>>13447900
Dis u

>>13447985
it's a paper trading account, that isn't real money
are you the same person who was freaking out over the 1:25 RS earlier today

>>13447985
lmao its so easy

just have rich parents

Fuck it, I’m gonna see if my broker can find me some shares of ANTM even though AH is closed. I really gotta get better and buying dips.

I buy too much of the wrong things and not enough of the right things. That’s the problem, really.

>>13448001
Dude. You just ruined the joke.

how to buy low sell high?

>>13447998
nah i mean i have more than that

>>13447836
>he doesnt know what paper trading is
lmao typical dumb and poor nigger-tier democrat

>>13448066
Post it pussy
[spoiler]you won’t

>>13448031
FUCK that $5 transaction fee is making me question the value of buying 1 or 2 shares...

>>13448183
you're right ; )

new to options, sorry for the stupid question. I am betting on disney going to $200. planning to buy 10 contracts $195 call for a couple pennies per share. does it mean if I buy this every $1 up the stock goes before $195 I get a thousand dollars?

>>13448269
http://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com/

AAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAA

>>13447978
Have you sold them? What calls do ya have if you want to tell. I'm looking at doing a couple next week hopefully, I want to make sure I'm not gonna lose a lot on them since the prices for one is a significant portion of my account. Also planning on trying to make some money off a few earnings reports

>>13448291
I wonder why the profits dwindle down as it gets later even though the price stays the same?

Well now the Earnings are in and all that jazz let us reflect the high points:

Profit is up
Debt is down
Dividend is safe.

All good things right.

And so the story goes that He will still be there for us in 20 - 30 years time. Flaunting that Fat Divvy for all to feast on. By my calculations starting with 100 T babies and holding for 30 years will get you 30K in Fat Payout Money.

Hey 30k don't sound like much but remember; it's all free and combined with other income (you do have other income don't you?) you'll be sitting pretty good. Just think; Tax Refund -> Buy more T babies = Fatter the Div payout will be for you.

Yes; I'll be 65 with 30k in free income coming to me thanks to T. Combined with my other income (Pension/401k/Savings/SS) I'll be doing pretty good.

>>13448356
Me in front

>>13448356
>How I feel when my memestocks keep JUSTing me.

>>13448379
Due to theta or "time decay".
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/t/timedecay.asp
Profits are also affected by "Implied Volatility".
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/i/iv.asp

Reminder that dividends are your friends??

>>13448654
How much money do you need to invest in dividend stocks to make a considerable side income?
say, an annual 12k+?

>>13444398
Mein neger, if you have 98% return on a volatile growth stock, take profit. You could always buy back in on a dip if you think the fundamentals are sound

>>13444607
Or if you want to get in on GDOT alternative at the ground floor, buy 3PEA.

Friendly reminder that Elon's share of TSLA will be margin called below ~$230

>>13448797
so its over? Elon has been slayed?

>>13448797

Top kek. It's not if, it's when. Even with their meme marketing and the heavy government subsidies holding them up, they still can't make money and companies can only not make money for so long.

>>13448797
Where did you hear that? I want it to be true so bad.

>>13448797
Wait what? This mean he’s in big debt if it happens or what?

>>13448795
>up 563% in the past year
Who the fuck is this? Seems extremely speculative. How’d you even come across this one?

>>13445516
Bernie won't get 50% before the convention, he's already dead.

>>13448797
C H A O S

Set my limit order for Tesla on $75

>>13449157
you think the drop is going to be that bad?

>>13449167
It depends, how much do you believe in the power of anime?

Any of you guys in some extremely heavy and risky positions?

Holding TVXY over the weekend. I think some funny business is about to pop off.

I don't think we're getting ATH with no China deal on the table yet.

I'm looking for Iran/Syria/Israel shenanigans or China/Taiwan happenings, and even false flags. Military industrial complex has been too quiet and I think they're edging for a fight after not getting their war in Syria.

>>13448712
Depends. Longer you hold and sooner you invest the less startup capital you need.

Ex: You buy 100 T babies at age 20. You hold till age 65 (45 yrs). your looking at $4,235,405 in income a year; this assumes you don't buy more shares.

Ex: you buy at age 36. You hold till age 65. (29-30 yrs) You'd get 31 thou a year. Again assuming you don't buy more shares.

>>13444361
good job by a non-idiot-way to go op

>buy puts for GPRO when it was 6.66
>gpro now 6.05
>puts down 50%

>>13449264
About to jump headfirst into T brb

>>13446720
this woman is beautiful i saved in my art folder

>>13449264
Alright... time to get in on the sugar water business.
Long KO.

>>13447744
as i day trader i can affirm paper trading and real trading have nothing in common, unless you have iron discipline

>>13449264
A good plan is to buy more shares with all or part of your Tax refund. It's extra money. It's a nice big lump sum. Dump it into your brokerage and wait for a nice dip. Then strike.

>>13449452
I live in a country with no taxable income :>
Ez mode?

>>13449463
I guess. I pointed out the refund thing cause mostly your not having to pull money from other things. If your living check to check any diversions from the budget can hurt you down the line.

>>13449233
I’m in MUCH deeper than I have any right to be on GreenDot, considering how little I know about financial technology.

Unrealized gain of $212, and I think it has a lot going for it, but it was such a stupid move considering i put about the same amount in Walt and Tim, and I was MUCH more confident in their long term story.

>>13449495
>>13449233
Add to your geopolitical list: Japan’s closed for the week so we’re flying blind on Monday. Reopens the following week under new management.

guys guys guys I have an idea
what if we make memes into some sort of options that you can make calls and puts into????? WE COULD BE RICH

AAAAAAAHH I FORGOT TO BUY MORE BEFORE THE AVENGERS PREMIERE!!

>>13449608
Isn’t that basically what Elon is doing?

>>13449348
Volatility or you've held them too long or they're going to expire soon

>>13449634
Buy cheap puts the mouse is gonna flop eventually back down to the original price desu.

>>13449634
You’re losing out on some comfy gains sempai.

>>13449348
the more people that buy puts, the lower value your put contract is going to be worth in order to make puts less appealing and calls more appealing

it works the same way in sports betting. the casino does not want all bets to be one sided (if the casino loses, they lose big) so to keep all bets from going one way the spread will move to make the favored team look less favorable OR (which is what happens with options) the money line will decrease meaning you will have be risk more to win the same amount.

time til expiration decreasing is most likely the greatest cause to your loss though

Oh shit. I just realized why I should max this years IRA now instead of waiting until next tax day. We're in a fucking bull market. I'm gonna want that dry powder in there if the trade deal happens, and I'm REALLY going to want that dry powder in there if it doesn't.

Also, we're in a berserker BULL RUN

>>13449722
I fucking hate this guy.
Saved by the Bell was trash.

Also, yeah I'm missing out on some comfy gains but at least I've got 10 Walts in my IRA and 10 more in my trading account.

drunk thought of the night--belief in the efficient market helps make it an efficient market, because it encourages reactivity

I'm slowly teaching myself/learning about investing, so I want to know what's a safe Blue chip to invest in for Dividends? Then after that I'll try to play around with day trading.

>>13449939
just buy the index my dude

>>13449945
Right I forgot about those, Thanks

Sell me this EE asteroid that's going straight towards Earth.

Who here ready for this market to get /five knuckle shuffle'd/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EPL_4HyCFQ
I give it a month maximum, don't bother starting chemo
>>13449939
Wait a little bit.

>>13444361
Timing the bounce on TSLA will be fun. Basically a repeat of early 2016, except currently not as crazy.

>Tyson food sells Beyond Meat stake before IPO to make their own artificial meat
Theyre going to steal their tech

>Del Taco introducers Beyond Meat tacos
May earnings Bullish bias

daily reminder: if you're buying with a yield curve this flat and a market this overvalued then you're a certifiable brainlet.

>>13448453
I really hope you're not banking your entire retirement on one co.
Also nice ID, taxman.
>>13450077
I think 3mo:10y high grade corporates inverted a few months ago. And 3mo:10y T notes inverted one month ago. As per usual "this time is different"

>>13450071
Beyond meat may be a meme but as an ecofash I will buy many bags of this

>>13450071
..w...what lies beyond meat?

>>13450100
I swear to god that fed chairs are shorting every major index when they make that statement.

>>13450158

w e w l a d

Thought this was interesting too.
Now, adjusted for inflation they're not actually higher than pre-GFC. But they're still pretty high.

>>13450107
buy TSN instead

Looks like some small specs still havent learned their place
See you at SPy 310

PGNX for a quick (almost) 2x frens

>>13450200
TSN is one of the most repulsive companies on the planet

>>13450233
You gotta do what you gotta do
For every chicken that suffers a point of operating margin is added

Uhm holy shit boys is housing in a bubble? Do you see it? Just look at it. >>13450196 And think about all the shit people are buying (or trying to sell) with ridiculous pricing. It's so obvious.
Anyone know where I can get median US home equity balances? Or outstanding HELOC debt? Is that even an existing data set?
Mortgage delinquencies still look ok. Still higher than other debt, but not rising.

>>13450261
I want to become rich to build ethical and happy chicken farms, I won't touch this evil

>>13450284
>become rich
>ethical
Pick one

>>13450312
(You)

>>13450284
as stated TSN is going the artificial meat route but you should go to TACO and purchase some to see if it even taste good

>>13450267
that would be the doomer (small spec) approach and all I can say is enjoy dying alone in your barbed wire enclosed shack

>>13450319
(No You)

>>13450326
>fuck analysis, buy blind
Genuinely noted

>>13450200
Two same number!
Wait. Is this the cute rat or just another foodchad. I have a hard time telling avatarfigs apart.

Are you really bullish on Tyson after they lost Walmart’s beef business?

I’ve been trying to follow COW but I don’t get it.

>>13445551
They haven't. This year is just 2016 lite. Short interest isn't decreasing so the reversal will be violent.

We will get another short-side pump and dump as people see the completed gigafactory, and as the versions of FSD previewed to investors make it out to end users. Tesla's debt will be paid with the corpses of failed shorts via cap raise after short squeeze.

>>13450546
the cute one of course

Im not too worried about walmart. Their Great Value line were also supposed to put Clorox, Chruch&dwight, Kimberley clark ect down but the quality overcomes greatly

>>13450660
Good point. Thank you for your based analysis.

Any big ups or down lately, or just steady?

I give you four banks.
Rank them from 1 to 4
>JPM
>BAC
>C
>WFC

>>13450765
its just been flat
I got some more NWL at 13 yesterday and it did pretty well, now the average is 15.50. FDP is also in the profit

the BG and ADM which are agriculture have been just going down constantly

>>13450910
1. BAC
2. BAC
3. BAC
4. ????

Hey guys, new /smg/ fren here. I turned $2500 into a quarter mill day trading cryptos during the 2018 bull market. Basically iterated the fuck out of a bottted mean reversion strategy and just rode the whole thing down. Crypto seems to be leveling out lately so I though I might try my hand in stocks.
I got a Robinhood account and I'm using the free price feeds from IEX to populate my charts and give my bot something to work with. My first test is with SBPH. I bought in at $6.59 and I feel pretty confident it'll go to at least $8.00 within a couple of weeks. What do you guys think of that?
Basically what I want to do is apply mean reversion with a swing trading strategy. Day trading stocks doesn't really look viable for me since they move so much slower than crypto and since I've had so much success longing stuff that in my subjective opinion appear oversold I though I'd keep going with it.
So far SBPH is up about 6% from where I bought it at so looking good.
What do you boomer faggots think about this?

>>13451170
>I turned $2500 into a quarter mill day trading cryptos during the 2018 BEAR market. I'm retarded

>>13445296
It is unironically a good time to buy gold

>>13451170

You may feel more at home trading forex than stocks. Much longer trading hours and things can move very quickly sometimes.

Up to date EV sales by company, more will follow

>>13451170
Nice

>>13451255
Okay, I'll definitely look into it. I checked out forex.com and Oanda a while back when I was decided what I wanted to do next. It's my understanding though that Forex basically requires leverage to make any money since the percentages are so low. I'm a bit averse to the concept since it's so easy to blow up an account. My strategy depends on being able to hold an asset while the thesis works out which may involve the price getting a lot lower before it recovers. Leverage doesn't work well for that as I learned all too well when I flirted with Bitmex for all of 3 weeks. Thanks for the suggestion though, I'll look into it. Maybe the GBP/JPY pair. I hear it read it makes some good moves.

everyone should be in LCI and GALT right now.. stop talking about stocks with over 5billion market cap you lame niggers

I bought sonos a while ago because I stupidly listened to an anon. It’s down 20% now, should I hold or just sell? I don’t need the money in the near future

It’s a good year so far anons.

>>13451637
Nice

Just bought 25 put contracts on ford, for 9.50 strike price. Good or bad? Personally I think it will dip first thing Monday morning

>>13445456
Just bought out options

$94,000

>>13451170
I wish I could trade during the day. Wageslavery blows

>>13451423
Feeling damn good about both. Shorts went quiet while slick hair man went vocal.

Gonna buy my offering on Galt.

Small optimization question, if I am buying ETFs for long-term holding, does it make sense to put a limit order a bit below the going price or should I just pay up

>>13452926
Depends on the etf. They certainly dip but not all dip in any impactful matter. If it's one that generally goes up long term (like VTI) I wouldn't bother and I'd just wait for the next dip and buy.

>>13452926
Like >>13453065 you want to make sure the ETF is liquid, aka, actually has enough activity that the prices arent gapping all over the place, the BA spreads are tight and prices move smoothly.

I would never personally put a market order in, because that shit can fill at any random offshoot price from whats on your screen, because you authorized it, technically. I would suggest setting a limit order either at the price you see on the screen if youre comfortable with it, or like you said, a few cents below if you think it can dip in the next few mins. In the long term, if you believe in the trend, a few cents isnt worth losing sleep over (but again, I would never slap a market buy in)

>>13453376
Oh yeah I always put a limit with the sell price if I want to buy immediately, I definitely don't use automated options. Was more wondering about exploiting the hourly fluctuation, it seems like free money but technically it is still timing the market.

>>13450910
1 - JPM
2 - C
3 - BAC
20 - WFC

>>13452679
Agreed. I make my real money with affiliate sites so I have all day and night to sit at the computer and trade. No way I would have made the crypto money with a regular job.

>>13448361
2020 calls

>>13451170
Keep trading your shitcoins zoomer.

>>13453376
you're too fast

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9ixL-aVRCI

Trump announced today he will withdrawal from the U.N. arms treaty over the NRA's concern that the U.N. could hurt the US on trade if the US refused to abide by U.N. laws regarding gun sales

the trade agreement would have also limited US gunmakers such as Ruger, Colt, and Remington on oversea sales

RGR
AOBC
VSTO

^^are the companies that will benefit from this decision. youre welcome

>>13444461
because with stocks/crypto you can at least have some consellation in the bullish bias

Hey /biz/, I have a simple question. If I were to buy $100k worth of Samsung stocks, how long would it take to make a profit?

>>13453668
the perspective you're approaching this idea from is so fundamentally misinformed that I honestly don't know where to start

So I can buy macys and get a guaranteed >6% return? Whats the catch?

>>13453740
Honestly just asked the question on a whim. Could you recommend a book that covers the basics of trading for someone as clueless as me?

>>13453668
>>13453740
depends on how well Samsung's stock does and how much profit you want to make

when the market is open, stock prices are constantly moving up and down, so you could make a .1% profit in 1 minute if that's what you're looking for
the amount of money you put into it has no correlation with how long it takes you to make a profit
also, Samsung stock isn't listed on any US exchanges, so you likely wouldn't be able to buy Samsung stock

>>13453807
The Intelligent Investor by Benjamin Graham is a timeless classic in this regard, definitely read that one if you could only choose one

>>13453788
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sPVwmGFAiA

>>13453668
Consumer electronics is a meme bro
Plus the world is heading to a more protectionistic stance and Worst Korea is going to get rekt

/biz/, I'd like to start investing at a small but measured rate (over years). Is there a guide on how to get started? I was kind of hoping there'd be a sticky, or something.

>>13453887
read the OP

>>13453807
Firstly, I'll try to guess what the other anon is referring to:

- Samsung stock trades only on foreign and OTC exchanges, places not usually within easy reach for new investors ("retail investors" as they call us)

- Most people that zero in on one stock or company, tend to dive deep into their books and financial statements to determine if it is a good bet.

-Secondly, it is never really determinable when and how long it could take from you buy in point for any stock to turn profit. In theory, it could tank the moment you buy and you could be stuck clutching it until it comes back up. Even if it soars the moment you buy, you're present with a nicer problem: when do I sell and get out with profit... when's the best time to jump out in the green?

----- As far as books go, you sound like you like Samsung because of what you see them doing in today's phone retail and tech space. One of the all time great investors, Peter Lynch, actually ran his record breaking funds in this style (in the 80s lul) and has long since retired and written a few, very easily digestible books on this topic. I suggest reading them, I think you'll love them. He even narrates the audiobook versions himself:

Peter Lynch:

- One Up On Wall Street (1989)
- Beating the Street (1993)
- Learn to Earn (1995)

(I read them in this order and loved em)

>>13453887
buy VTSAX exclusively

every month

make it

>>13453896
>>13453903
Thanks lads.

>>13447040
dat gap risk

>>13453899
Also, I should add, Peter Lynch very much adhered to the style of taking a look and a walk around society, and observing where the masses were flocking to and spending their money the most and the most often. He would use there observation methods to decide where to put his clients money and when to spot small, up and coming companies that looked prime to attract big crowds in the future.

Was probably easier back then at the height of physical retail and shopping malls (as you'll read in the book, his stories of walking around malls etc) but a lot of the meat in his books still ring true today.

>>13453826
is this guy retarded
this is like a retards way of explaining divvys but he couldve explained that in 2 minutes
he doesnt even explain why companies offer a dividend and how that can represent stagnant growth
he doesnt even explain a DRIP and how that can lead to exponential gains
what the fuck

>>13453949
didn't even watch the video, I just typed "what is a dividend" into youtube

those things you mentioned are important aspects of dividend investing tho

>>13453826
>>13453949
Oh fucccck ClayTrader, ahhhh

Have you guys never heard of the ClayCurse?

This guy would always make daily videos analyzing a stock (with shit tier ta skills, basically just to pump his subs) and it would ALWAYS result in the stock getting murdered within hours. Stay away from this satanic shill

>>13454025
why not just do the opposite of what he says?

>>13454105

>>13454105

>>13454105

New Thread

Slightly early, like me when I try to catch falling knfe

>>13452715
I'm trying to buy another 500-1000 shares of LCI this week under 8. I hope it gets to 10 before shorts even start to cover