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>be me
>work at pizza buffet
>pay is shit and manager is a dick
>have asked for a raise numerous times and get turned down even though I’m the only one who actually tries at the job
>decide fuck it, and quit caring
>let out a soaking wet, silent fart, one of those kinds where the gas seems thick and heavy
>manager comes over with a nauseous look and asked if I did it
>”yes”
>whispers angrily “don’t fucking fart at the buffet walk to the bathroom if you need to do that”
>tell him “if you want me to do that then pay me more”
>I am now unemployed
>worth it

>> No.13428197

ITT autists

>> No.13428210

>>13428168
more or less this is how its supposed to go in a market economy. OP laid bare his desire for a raise, his employer refused and they parted ways as a result.

>> No.13428230
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>>13428210
So did OPs cheeks

>> No.13428244

>>13428168
>OP gets fired from low skill job
>boss probably already found a replacement before OP even made it home
You really got him, OP.

>> No.13428249

What a gay way to get fired, ripping a silent fart that only one person smelled? Should have farted on the buffet pizza as you set it out for that hungry overweight spic family qho is waiting and watching or farted right on your boss as he placed an item on the buffet. You got rekt. Good luck faggot.

>> No.13428253

>>13428168
Based

>> No.13428262

>could have completely sabotaged the business and the manager's reputation
>go out like a fucking retard

>> No.13428309
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>>13428168
You should have squatted right on top of a pizza and let out a giant turd before you left. It shows initiative and you could add it to your resume.

>> No.13428335

>>13428168
Rgreentext fag

>> No.13428430

>>13428249
>>13428309
baskin robbins

>> No.13428489

Only way to get more money is to job hop

Went from $11/hr at 17 to $15/hr at 20 to $23 now at 23

>> No.13428547

>>13428249
I should clarify that customers at the buffet getting pizza audiably said “ewww”

>> No.13428688

>>13428547
Probably just a natural reaction to seeing your 350% body fat

>> No.13428698

>>13428168
Based and H2Spilled

>> No.13428762

>>13428230
Underrated

>> No.13428910

>>13428489
What do you do now

>> No.13428923

>>13428168
feelsgoodman.jpg

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>>13428168
>buffet serves at least 10 families an hour
>charging over $10 ea
>get paid only $9 an hour
>get fired for farting
>demand raise
how is this fair? Revolution now

>> No.13429027

ITT things that never happened

>> No.13429033

>>13428978
I actually only got fucking 7.25

>> No.13429063

>>13428230
This had me chuckling like a retard

>> No.13429311

>>13428230
>tfw she get in bed without a shower

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>>13428978
>I live near clifton springs
>I hate this place