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im starting an investment advisory service. what should i name it?

p.s. if you say Investy McInvestFace I'll shit down your throat

>> No.1342683

>>1342667

Madoff Advisors

>> No.1342687

Kneepad Financial

>> No.1342692

>>1342667
KEK HOLDings

>> No.1342704

>>1342667
I'm A Big Gay Faggot Inc.

>> No.1342710

>>1342667
BrokeBuyYou

>> No.1342776

CERU
Noko'd Financial
BLOW JB Investments

>> No.1342782

>>1342667

[Your last name] Financial Capital, Inc

>> No.1342814

>>1342667
Bane? Capital

>> No.1342821

Boipussy strategists

>> No.1342823

>>1342667
Relocate to the deep south and call it "Bayou Bonds."

>> No.1342834

>>1342667
Vanguard

>> No.1342836

Steel, Liquor and Bureaucrats International Corporation

>> No.1342838
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1342838

>>1342667
True Capitalist Reinvestors.

>> No.1342901

free candy vanguard

>> No.1342919

>>1342667
OP. You hiring?

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>>1342692


I like this one. Sounds smart and savvy.

>> No.1342941

>>1342667
What kind of experience do you have that makes you think you can even do this?

>> No.1342944

Cuck Financial

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1342997

>>1342667
Golden majesty investor group

>> No.1342999

The Caveat Emporium

>> No.1343560

>>1342919
Not yet, unfortunately, but probably 6 months to a year

>>1342941
Well I'm a hedge fund analyst and I'm launching a hedge fund startup this coming year too, I've got 7 years experience in the financial world

>> No.1343572

>>1342667
Invise.

>> No.1343574

>>1342667
My father and his friends based the name of the hedge fund they started on the name of a pub that they used to frequent and almost bought. So maybe name it after a place or something that is special (but that doesn't sound too personal or sentimental) to you. If I were starting a firm I would name it Hawkshead--it's a village I frequently visit and absolutely love.

>> No.1344320

>>1343560
>6 months to a year
What's your contact information? I'll send in my resume.

>> No.1344343

>>1342667
Scoot over to wiktionary and look up words about money, use the translation bar and grab some fancy greek words then smash them together.

cash = merita
currency = nomisma
wealth = ploutos, lefta

meritos
nomefta
etc

when your business goes down then you just blame the greeks

have fun