/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>13425309
why tho....

>>13425320
sprouting season

>>13425320
>he's a nobeaner
"yikes"

>>13425309
right here

I'm getting Beancoin vibes

I sprout, not really sure why. Any sprouters also get failed sprouts sometimes? Any way to lessen the number of failed ones?

>>13426392
happens to me sometimes yeah

http://beancash.org/faq.html

>A "generated but not accepted" block is a normal occurrence within the Bean Cash network. These are orphaned blocks, and the network uses them to signal to other nodes. This is a part of the consensus protocol and occurs when you generate a block within a short time of another node. When this occurs, the network has to choose which block to accept. Generally, a node that can broadcast a newly signed block faster will likely get their block accepted. Those that are slower, will get this message. You can improve your blocks getting accepted by the network, by doing the following:

>Stop being a cheap ass and buy some Dam BEANS! This will increase your sprouting weight! The goal is to create a separation of 1% or more in BEAN weight.
Stop trying to run a Bean Cash node on a Raspberry Pi connected over a Wifi network! Get a real job, a real computer and a decent Internet connection.

>In summary switch from wifi to a hard-wired ethernet or fibre connection
If you have a low number of connections (less than 16), try forwarding port 22460* for for the computer you have Bean Cash running on.

>>13426418
I just have my bean wallet on a shitty old laptop that I leave on 24/7
its a hard wired internet connection though, not wifi

>>13425309
based

>>13426376

anyone else know the glorious feel of sprouting TWICE within ONE MINUTE

that was a blessed day

>>13426418
Thanks, I got exactly 16 connections. I recently upgraded my internet so I'll see if I can plug it in instead of using wifi. Also a shitty old laptop. I want to build a dedicated box eventually for staking.

>>13426471
btw im retarded
it was one hour not one minute
im high

>>13426484
I also have exactly 16 connections

never bothered to try and increase this ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>13426492
Nice. I just switched it to wired, will see if it improves. Happy sprouting!

>>13425320
stay poor

Fresh beans mmmm

>>13426998
are you a fellow beanionaire?

>>13427155
Indeed a bit over a mil

>>13425309
>bitbean thread
sure sign of a bull market

bitb pump = bull run starting

Lay it on me, what's the better staking kickback: Decred or Bean?

only sprouting beans reach the moon

>>13427183
lol bro bean staking rewards are ridiculous. DCR is a good serious project but you've gotta lock your coins for up to 180 days to stake DCR and you get like 1.5DCR back for locking up 120DCR. Bitbeans gives you something like 100% annually. Buying them at 22 sats to stake into the next potential bullrun is a no brainer. sold 3/4 of mine up here though already regretting it

>>13427268
You dont get 100% annually lol. Check sprouting calculator it's pretty accurate

>>13427317
thats what the sprouting calculator told me, but it depends a lot on your weight and internet connection as well. another place i read the sprouting calculator is not that accurate. in any case it's way more than DCR, i've already sprouted like 5k beans in a few weeks with decent weight and really shitty internet connection. nice you don't have to lock them up either

>>13427317
damn well double checking now with the sprouting calculator for my amount its got me at 30% annually. still really good not 100% though

>>13427268
Ya I'm a big decred staker, I consider it bulletproof for the future and usually get payouts within 1-3 weeks. I want to add a great small shitcoin version of it to my holdings and have eyeballed bitbean for a looong time. And NIM. Deciding between the two.

>>13427161
DIS

>Year is 2030
>walk into Gamestop
>ask for a copy of Final Fantasy XX
>"Ok, that'll be 0.0000003 BITBEANS"
>spaghetti slowly drips from my pockets
>oh fuck not again
>"I only have 300 Bitcoin please"
>"Bit-what?"
>face gets red
>"Please accept my bitcoin right now."
>"I don't know what that is. Is that some kind of shitcoin. We only accept Bitbeans here"
>struggling to contain my embarrassment
>clenching asscheeks together to hold in my shit
>voice reduced to a mumble
>"have money please bitcoin give no shitcoin please accept"
>"Are you okay?"
>shit breaches through my asscheeks
>propelled forward at 60mph
>crash through the Gamestop employee's counter
>he's holding onto me for dear life
>all the while spaghetti is flowing out of my pockets like fumes
>crash through the entire row of buildings in the strip mall, broken glass shards in my face
>yelling "ACCEPT PLEASE BITCOIN GAME PLEASE ACCEPT"
>Gamestop employee is covered in shit and spaghetti
>my pocket rocket shows no signs of stopping
>he tilts me backwards
>the sheer force of my shit has reached 650mph, we are now propelling upwards
>the spaghetti and shit intertwines and falls down to earth in glorious yellow and brown streams as we head towards the stratosphere
>children below frolic in the mess falling from my anus
>the g-force is causing my asscheeks to flap vigorously and create a gale
>spaghetti and shit blowing through the air on the planet below
>3 miles upwards now
>Gamestop employee has died from lack of oxygen, his body falls to the surface below and is shredded by the force of my shit
>my transformation is almost complete
>as I leave the atmosphere my bear hands sprout and my tail grows, acting as a rudder
>steer myself across the comsos with my gleaming shit and spaghetti trail

>>13427946
I woke up at exactly 6:00. I need no alarm clock. Two women woke me by sucking my cock. I gave 0.000001 BITB to each of the women as a tip. Three women helped me into the shower, all while caressing me and drooling at my BeanCash wallet. They also came instantly after seeing my balance.

I left my 50 acre mansion and got in my gold-plated 2030 Lamborghini Murcielago (custom made for me after the dealer saw my Bean stack) and another one of my bitches was waiting in the passenger seat. She was in the car all night, because she couldn't sleep without me having penetrated her. She hopped on me and started riding my dick while I squeezed her tits and drove with my knees. In a whim, I arrived at the gym. I threw the bitch off me, and she quickly returned to the passenger seat, where she would sit until I got back. When I got out the car, I flexed. My bulging, huge, muscles ripped my Gucci shirt off, and six women lined up. We had an orgy, which didn't last too long. Each woman climaxed when my cock came within five inches of her pussy, and went into an eternal state of euphoria after seeing my BeanCash wallet. I came, and transferred .00000000001 BITB to each of the women.

After benching seven hundred kilograms, I squatted four hundred kilograms. I started doing my 100 laps, but I got a phone call. It was a conference call with nineteen supermodels. They orgasmed after hearing my voice. My bitch in the car was getting lonely, so I went back. She sucked me off as I took the drive back home. I left her in the car, transferred .000000001 BITB to her, opened the diamond-encrusted knob and went inside.

>>13427161
Unironically this

Heeeere we go it's officially 2017!

>>13425309
w-what did they mean by this?

just b e a n yourself

>>13429665
No more bitbean bullruns :(

We got Barted lads...

>>13429953
>BEAN'D

>>13429953
it has only just begun, beanbrother. volume is on par with early 2018 alt bull market.

>>13430239