/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>13407866
>1 fucking job

>>13407879
this thread has no issues

YVR

>>13407917
GALT

there's no anime op!!!!!!

>>13407897
>(you) are the issue

>>13407926
I'll make sure to remedy that in the future

>>13407920
actual meme of a stock

dont even ever (you) me again freaking idiot mron

>>13407946
unlike most people here who sell their """"long term holds"""" a few weeks after they buy them, I actually hold through volatility and don't care about short term price action

What are your positions /smg/? What will moon/tank?

>>13407960
buy yvr gave me 25% 3 weeks ago
60% 2 weeks ago
25% last week

what is the point of holding if you arent making money?

hello?

NVDA calls swing with 200 target? It retraced around 50% and the 10/20 EMAs caught up. Can i get a second input?

>>13407982
TWTR to 38 :3
TSLA to 250 :(

>>13407988
>what is the point of holding if you arent making money

Long term prospects
I don't care about making a lot of money in the short term or comparing myself to other people (at least when it comes to the stock market), I just stick my money in what I like and hodl
I gravitate to biotech because I'm a Neuroscience major (undergrad) and like science/biology

If I actually had a large amount of money in my portfolio, I would probably chuck 70-80% of it into VTI and use the rest for biotechs

PAG earnings this week give me the BULL

>>13407988
why not have both short term and long term gains?

if the stock makes 60% in 1 day you wont sell? you would wait for peopel to dump to pre 60% price?

whats the point of investing your money then?

>>13407939
They're right, even a mentally retarded child dying of cancer never forgot that. She even gave us OC.

>>13408070
meant for >>13408023

>>13408070
>>13408085
Put yourself into that tripfag's shoes. You invest in a pennystock biopharma meme, claim to be a bio student and that this is your life's passion. Your stock is kinda shit, but holds at an okayish level. January pops around and your shit's at +20%
>oh hohoho
>/biz/ makes fun of me for my picks but alas
>it is I who has the monies
>lookitme.png
Next day: it tanks. And I mean, It fucking tanks bro. You're ruined. You can't show your face without everyone calling your shit out. Everyone can see the chart, there's no way he's ok. And everyone knows about it too because of constant tripfaggotry shilling. This dude invested in a joke and became the joke. Honk Honk.
His only redeeming quality is that he may hope to hold for another wild gainz, where, I pray to the Lord for his sanity, he cashes out.

pls no bully pennystock shills, the truth is they can't afford to buy anything else

>>13407920
We try to warn the unbelievers but they won't see the truth. The treasure is ours. They leave it to us.

>>13408127
so what you are saying is that he will put this on his resume to potentially woo his employer

and what if he gets the job, god forbid? this actual brain dead is going to be working in a bio tech for the future of humanity. he will kill us all with a super ebola.

or he is an actual diabolical mastermind that only wants to get into a biotech simply to get free stock so that he can pitch galt 2.0 to us here but only this time he will be an actual insider.

the actual mad man

>>13408171
>he is an actual diabolical mastermind
>pours money into GALT
now, I don't know everything, I'm kinda retarded, but that seems like objective evidence for faggotry. He will never make it at that rate.

If he did become pharmabro 2.0 on the off-chance, I'd be cool with that tho.

>>13408198
wont get my hopes up with anyone here

SELLING PUTS IS REALLY COOL

FUCK ELONCHAN
HE COULD BE MAKING ANIME REAL
BUT HE'S TOO BUSY FUCKING AROUND WITH ROCKETS
FUCK SELF-DRIVING CARS
FUCK MUSK
FUCK TESLA

MAKE ANIME REAL

Thank you

>>13408267
Leave crispr anime waifus to the chinese, congress won't allow human experimentation so the progress would be incredibly slow. Now AI/robot waifus is something he should be working on. Also we need to get to space ASAP before the poos cause Keppler syndrome

>>13408280
There's nothing to fuck in space anon. There are no smiles to protect, no cute girls to snuggle, no holes to violate.

There's nothing for us in space.

>>13408267
>BUT HE‘S TOO BUSY FUCKING AROUND WITH ROCKETS
He‘s not trying to fly to mars. He‘s trying to fly home.

>>13408292
>Tfw no alien qt gf

>>13408021
TSLA below 250 is unknown support wise. Very scary place and it looks like it might get there. Someone bought 11,500 220 strike may puts before close today.

>>13408327
I-It's just a hedge right? No one would sh-short sell tesla like that haha. Guys?

>>13408327
i will pray for elon-chan :(

>>13407982
Banks will be fine. Amazon and Microsoft will probably be fine. Caterpillar is probably going to miss again. I'm curious what kind of numbers Coke has to report.

>>/s4s/7807355
I did id.

>>13408127
>Everyone can see the chart, there's no way he's ok

I'm genuinely not as emotional when it comes to my investments as most people here apparently are
No idea why people here can't control their emotions

>>13408156
It'll pay off eventually, let people here think whatever they want

>>13408417
I don't mean this to be mean at all, but a lot of anons have more than $1000, as well as they worked for that money with their job.
You have one grand that was given to you as a gift, so your emotional state is way different

>>13408445
>but a lot of anons have more than $1000

that doesn't change the fact that there's no reason to panic over short term price fluctuations
if your strategy isn't working out the way you want it to, then adjust it accordingly
if you can't step back and look at your investments from a logical point of view, then you shouldn't be putting money into the stock marker

>>13408486
>>13408445
and you should never invest money that you can't afford to lose, this is just common sense

>>13408497
>you should never invest money that you can't afford to lose
kike propaganda. I prefer to never lose money that i can't afford to lose.

>>13408486
>>13408497
This is a really naive take. You really don't think losing $10,000 you worked at your crappy job for is the same as $1000 you got as a Christmas present?

>>13408084
rkg's OC is underappreciated, imo

>>13408525
>This is a really naive take

there is absolutely no reason in any context to panic and cry about something you can't control (what the stock does after you buy it), all you can do is work on the things you can (adjust your strategy, change how your money is allocated)

pls stop discussing this, he didn't buy galt to make money, he bought galt to make memes. it's obvious to everyone that he could've doubled his money in the time he's held his meme stock even if he was wrong half the time on trades, let's get back to anime posting

>>13408525
>>13408545
if you can't handle the possibility of losing your money, you shouldn't put it into the market

>>13408551
discussions like this will make it all the better when it does pay off

>>13408545
I also don't mean this to be rude, but you may have Asperger's kiddo. Neurotypical people do feel emotion, so you may have to consider their world view
>>13408551
I use to think he was smug, but now I really think he's just younger and may have a social disability. He's a good lad

>smugposting ruins another thread
Wow!

Hey folks, I seriously can’t decide how I should unfuckup my life. I think I need to move out, but digging in to my savings would be a real bummeroo and keep me from making gains.

I may have missed my offramp to making it, and I think I hate my life, lole!

>>13408564
I'm not sure why it would make it better, I'm long GALT and trying to sell puts on it if it's market wasn't so choppy
The short of it is you have a limited investing world view
>>13408591
If you're under 70 you can still make it!

>>13408603
>I'm not sure why it would make it better

it'll be a lesson on the virtue of patience and not being excessively emotional

>>13408613
Yeah because you only have $1000 your grandma gave you, you DON'T have a reason to be emotional. You're not being stoic, you just have no real risk

>>13408591
>smugposting ruins another thread

smugposting improves every thread

>>13408632
>you DON'T have a reason to be emotional

it never helps you to be emotional about your investments, so it's a behavior you should try to limit when possible, no matter how much money you have in the market

Ignore smugposters
Do not talk to smugposters
Do not invest with smugposters
Cease all smugposting of your own

>>13408632
This true. I was like you once pendy, in that way at least. But this is a good hobby to have at your age. At least it keeps you from getting pregnant and wrecking your life.

>>13408633
No. Niceposting is better.

>>13408603
Thanks fren, but I don’t think I can. I’ll never be able to get a real relationship with one of these cosplay qts, or have a normal social life, or be a celebrated local musician. But maybe I can buy a home in bumfuck New Mexico or some shit.

I dunno. I just don’t want to be this old and sad and living with my parents.

>>13408653
>It's another copy paste response
Asperger's confirmed. You've never had a real investing risk because you've never used your own money
>>13408633
>Checked

>>13408656
what if i chase jp morgan chase

>>13408678
Nigel is the most entertaining thing to happen to bong politics in quite some time.

>>13408690
what if I have 2 hours in ms paint?

I agree with everything Pendulum is saying and have 9331 shares.

Nothing has changed with the long term outlook so the Bernie drop matters little. If anything its been a boon for averaging down.

>>13408719
>9331 shares
>oddlot detected
Unacceptable for pennystocks. You MUST use whole numbers. It is a quintessential aspect of faggotry.

>>13408732
>Unacceptable for pennystocks. You MUST use whole numbers. It is a quintessential aspect of faggotry.

I refuse to do any such thing. You might get an amount ending in an odd number, or an even, or a prime if I'm feeling especially cheeky.

HEXO

Thank me later

Hope you guys bought PYX after my recommendation yesterday. If not, don't worry as there's more to be made elsewhere.

BIOS is at accumulation range. Buy and hold, buy more if it drops. I would throw in 25% now and 25% if it drops 10 cents, then throw in the rest if it drops 10 more cents. Go all in if it hasn't dropped 10 cents in 3 days.

Buy EA short term calls. Short term meaning a minimum of 1 week and maximum of 2 months. Do not buy expiry for this week.

Buy INNT, stocks and calls. Earnings next week and bullish engulfing. Should be a good pop from earnings and should continue to rise for a while beyond that. Buy in now at the ground floor.

XSPA stock. Xpresspa is at a good price point to buy in. They have a proven business model and there's rumor they are going to expand.

WAITR - BUY THIS SHIT. The owner is Tillman Fertitta and this dude doesn't accept failure. Grubhub, DoorDash, ubereats... They'll all soon be at the mercy of WAITR

SNAP puts/shorts - earnings this week is gon cash this trash. Thots are moving on, dudes won't use it without Thots, it's a dying brand like MySpace.

>>13408824
I cringe at all your recommendations and instead offer to simply buy in multiples of 100 shares of a well known, high volatility company, and sell calls on it. On margin, naturally.

>>13408846
Yeah I was retarded once as well, you'll learn with time. Nothing dumber than giving away the right to sell your stocks when shit hits the fan or when price is way up and you have to wait until it comes back down to sell all for a measly 0.5% gain

Anyone got some KO calls?

>>13409063
I got one for you mothefuckrr. It’s called
Buy the mouse

Also Altria and for a spec LPTX

hello /smg/. what do your returns look like over 1 year, ytd and overall? interested to see the success of this general

>>13409174
>Buy the mouse
What dat mean

What this pattern called?

Green bull?
Green Dot!

>>13409227
the wavy smoke pipe

>>13409203
Post yours first retard don’t come in asking for shit without posting yours first

>>13409203
this year: 27%

>>13409254
i dont trade stock mr angry man, i was just curious

>>13409267
Then go fuck yourself you fucking troglodyte the fuck business you have asking people about their gains without even having any of your own? Gonna laugh at them? Call this board shit? Get fucked

>>13409272
wew, did i just find a pink wojak? why are you so mad?

>>13408824
Everything you said is soeculative.
What’s the rumor? Where’s the price targets? What do these companies even do besides WATR/SNAP and EA?

>>13409203
This pic called “yeah I guess suicide really is best for people like me”

>>13409203
well I don't know much about this stock market investing mumbo jumbo but I just bought 1.5 of these gol darn bitcoins and now I'm up (% this week

>>13409292
F

>>13409292
It is better to have waged and lost, than to have waged and never lost.

>>13409203
>>13409292
But this pic is call
>wow such good monesy skill!

I am abstract arter

>>13409206
Means buy Disney, home of Marty mouse

>>13409292
It's 5% you nigger, calm down

Should be asleep right now, but just wanted to stop in and make this post

>>13409203
Up 48% overall, started end of Feb this year

>>13409203
forgot pic

>>13409311
Calmer than you
:^)

>>13409292
buy index funds you failure

youve wasted the last 3 months of your life dont waste the next 3

>>13409318
Nice touch with the JUST, anon

>>13409322
based, it'll turn around for you soon fren. You haven't even been in the market for two months yet!

>>13408023
Biotech?
Goodluck with that

Where is the anon that posted this when the price was at .15?

I wanna sunk your dink

>>13409332
what kind of investments don't include a little JUST in them after all

>>13408368
I love coke. 1 day i hope to own a million of it. That’s when i know I made it

>>13409325
Oh definitely.

17k in VTSMX, 99.3% gain, just sitting there since 2007. Didn’t get active til very recently. Another 2 k in “Contrarian” fund, but that got absolutely crushed late last year and still hasn’t come back.

>>13409335
Based song. Based post.

What would your stand card be?

>>13409388
convert it to VTSAX to stay uniform, you cant even buy VTSMX anymore lmao

>>13409394
Sweet! I’m grandfathered in! Why fuck with it? You want me to trade my rare for a common?

>>13409393
about a year ago it would have been pic related (did a very special reading)
Stand name would have to have been [Medicine Noose]
now I'm not so sure, haven't done a personal reading in over six months, it's getting to be time again. The knight of cups is also very special to me

>>13408719
This. “Oh no my day trades are fucked, damn you bernie!!!”
This is why you sont gamble with money that matters. Also that whole industry is bullshit anyways only a fool goes there

>>13409445
Stand name is a color and tarot card, later seasons is the name of a song/band/album

>swords = futility
I love how tarot cards subvert your expectations.

>>13409475
oh kek, I've never watched Jojo and I only read parts one and two. A lot of my friends are into it so I only pick up details through osmosis lol

>>13409475
Also they further subvert your expectations, futility isn't even a bad card, it just means struggling against and subverting power structures. "The Lord of Unstable Effort", moon in Aquarius, 20 degrees to 30 degrees, Netzach : Yetzirah. It also contains my birthday!

>>13409511
Aquarius is the most based sign, everyone wants the water bringer at the party, makes the ladies wet.

And I REALLY like that. Makes me think of Guts, the ultimate struggler, fighting a futile battle, subverting the new order of Femto, getting stuck on a boat.

The short interest is fucking insane on LCI.. shit is going to squeeze sooo hard

Also.. something is going on with NMM float... it went from 152m, to 138m to now 127m meanwhile their O/S went from 158m to 168m to now 171m......... something is going on there.. buying all dips for now

>>13409579
>short interest
>short percentage
>float
>short volume
>total volume

I have no idea what any of this shit means, or if it’s good or bad.

>>13409645
Most people don't... just know that shorts are about to pay longs on LCI pretty soon.

>Harris says “we coming for da guns”
Is it time to buy RGR?

>>13409661
How long have you been saying this though?

>>13409678
read back to this post...>>13409645
>I have no idea what any of this shit means

Look at short interest on LCI since i've been talking about it.. the short interest went from around 50% to 74%

If you don't understand a short squeeze then please lurk more. These types of things take awhile... accumulate while shorts are selling hold high while they're buying... always hold a core.

This is long term kid.. get those "millionaire overnight" memes out of your head.

>>13407988
Capital gains tax

>>13409694
Isn’t short squeeze the epitome of millionaire overnight stories, at least Pre-crypto?

But I forgot that borrowing shares means having to pay interest on those shares. The pieces are coming together.

I don’t how traders stomach shorting a position over a long time frame.

>>13409725
>Isn’t short squeeze the epitome of millionaire overnight stories, at least Pre-crypto?
not all of them, some of them are slow squeezes.. it all depends on the size of the company. I try to get in both nano cap squeezes and small cap squeezes. I like the slow and steady squeeze over time though because I can work my way into a position and then swing it on the way up and sell options around a core.. Short squeezes on Nano caps that happen overnight are fun but it's hard to catch them with a good position imo..

>>13409725
>But I forgot that borrowing shares means having to pay interest on those shares.
Pretty soon on LCI they will get tired of paying the interest. Imo they haven't covered yet because they can't.. no big money is selling to them and thats whos holding the stock... very interesting play.

>>13409725
>>13409746
short sellers will squeeze on the day of Earnings.

>>13408280
How do I invest in CRISPR waifus?

>>13410148
Become rich enough to buy black market eggs/girls to take the eggs from and the lab to experiment on them

>>13410188
If I was rich enough to do that I would've done it
Is EDIT and NTLA good enough? Or should I look for Chinese companies

https://youtu.be/MdOaLsEVPeA

>>13407866
LONG AMD

>>13410247
buy the whole geneshit sector
Lord Shkreli said you are likely to outperform

>>13411169
Honestly that seems to be the best plan
Fuck diversity, gene modification is the next tech revolution

>>13409292
You are like little baby

The bull she's back!

>>13409347
I got me some of that. It's going places.

You are on the LMT rocket, seat your belts please.
Next destination: moon

>first investment in commodities last month
>chose gold
>crude skyrockets

>>13411401
Based choice tbqh

>only bought a tiny bit of dudeweed
>surges 10% and keeps going
Wow making $4 has never been this painful

>>13411458
Responsible risk management darling

>>13407926
Shut up fag

S&P futures up .11%
Feels like it’s gonna be a rip roaring day. Hope you own some twitter, lots of weed memes, and Coke.

>>13411474
I don’t feel responsible. I feel like I’m cutting off my upside in a big way.

>>13407917
>22k volume
>14mm market cap
hahahahahahahahahaha

>bilibili
>Use clear text string to store user password in year 2019
what

>YOLO ETF
The cannabis space is so silly
Looks like it isn’t slowing down either. Funds into HEXO or CGC?

>>13411670
For real?
Is their leak going to crush them?
Not seeing any headlines in the western coverage?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlThdr3O5Qo

TROV up 26% pre-market

>>13411762
The situation is a bit special since what they leaked this time isn't user data (it would have been no problem if that was the case, when it come to a Chinese company, even if we are talking about clear text password), instead they leaked their entire back end's source code, and people figured out various thongs from those source code, lile how they are using clear text password, how they hard-coded api keys and thousands line of sensitive word into source codes, how they publish fake popularity and viewership count for different videos just like what others Chinese platforms are doing, and etc and so on. There are no immediate impact to the website's operations just based on these leaks, however it is possible that attackers might be able to discover vulnerability via these leaked sources in the future and use them to attack the website.
As for the lack of western headlines, I am not sure about why, in the past few months since bilibili listed onto the market, it always seems like most news related to the website operation are not being reported on any western media, no matter positive or negative. As such I would say it's probably not a good idea to invest into them if you don't also know Chinese

You niggers better start selling this market down so I can exit my SQQQ position with phat gainzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.......

>>13411935
No. We're running today.

>>13411932
maybe their devs are incompetent and they leaked on purpose to get internet nerds to give them consulting advice for free

looks like it's all working out
BILI numba 1

>CGC looks poised to keep running
>fomo in another 10 shares
>plunge

>>13411932
Thank you based Chinese interpreter

I really want to invest in anime, but I’d rather make money.

Please Tehran, block the straight of Hormuz so I can make it?

very surprised to see TWTR maintaining the pre-market gains and charging upwards, with only 0.09/share

>>13412026
various investors have prayed for and against this for the past 20 or 30 years
welcome to the club

>>13412032
This time Trump's gonna really piss them off and they'll do it for real.

nikkei becoming best market, dow at peak once again hesitating which way to rush next, and euro crashing

YOU NIGGERS BETTER START SELLING!!!

SQQQ getting JUST'd the FUCK UP!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

>>13408021
>twtr
Prophet

Damn looks like today’s the day for LABU

And thank you meme magic of S4S for saving LPTX!

>>13412065
Nikkie is dead next week though

>>13412103

>>13412119
>And thank you meme magic of S4S for saving LPTX!
Please explain.

>>13407866
>Purchase stock that looks pretty fucking cool
>Actually goes up and want to get out
>forgot that I still had 3 trades.

Woah thanks stock market-kun. See you in couple of hours after the companies had raped my portfolio.

I HATE MAKING MONEY
so I bought CGC, LCI, and NTDOY!

>>13412139
>>>/s4s/7807355
Fortune telling magic.

>all my biotech was up pre market
>finally, Bernie got fucked
>check back
>down 2 percent
Welp, was fun while it lasted

PINS up 6%
And of FUCKING COURSE it is!
If you were smart you’d know Twitter would do this to pins!

>>13412172
Biomarin, Merck, LABU still up

>>13412166
We're gonna make it

Twitter is a much better platform than facebook instagram and snap chat. Explain how twitter wont reach 100 eoy?

how often does /smg/ day trade? i can post some TA throughout the day if you guys are interested

>>13412194
If make it faster if I took my own advice and bought more Disney yesterday.

GO WITH MOUSE

when do we sell everything? 292?

stupid weed ...

PMI ceo on CNBC later this morning. Hope he unfucks tobacco a bit.

>forgot BTC jump means RIOT surge
God damn it. I am not quick enough, too much going on.

>>13412234
If I consolidated my accounts so I had 25k in one account, I’d be able to and might start doing it. But I like being a mostly position trader.

>>13412231
But it's not

I'm having a bai instead of a soda this morning and it's really good.
Long KDP

Just threw a bunch of money at NWL
calling the bottom here folks (hope it won't be the last time I have to call the bottom)

>>13412265
Yes it is. Only platform where normies can communicate with their idols directly. Instagram is shit for that.

>>13412277
HalfLife3 coming out?

>>13412264
trade options?

>>13412286
the big boy finally delivers

>>13412295
I do not

>>13412281
I wouldn't be so quick to write off Instagram. Let's normies post the food they ate and their travel pics from [generic normie approved destination], also daily stories

>cripple kid sits next to me in class
>Having a hard time getting in his chair
>Offer to help him
>Looks at me like I'm a total faggot
But really, is there any companies that cater to the disabled?

based golden bulls!

>LMT

Hello, i'm in investing and in /biz/. I'm student in Prague and I want to ask if it's worth investing if I make 200 euro month. Also I don't really understand boomer investing, what are some other good sources?

>>13412392
LW

>>13412424
yes
boomer investing just means buy mutual funds and index funds

What the fuck $LMT is up nearly 7% that's $20 dollars in one day.. never ceases to surprise me
>Still holding $MSFT calls dis gonna be good tomorrow

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

thank you based KO

>>13412446
whats your target on MSFT?

>>13412471
Analyists aiming for $125 but I expect a nice surprise since the gaming + cloud services are stronger than previously thought. They recently raised the EPS expectation. My calls expire 5/17 so I have plenty of room... current gainz are 75% ($120 strike price. Bought less than 1 month ago when MSFT was trading at nearly 119)

>>13412448
I prefer PEP bros, but KO is good

CGC has no brakes
Bustin through 50 today, ATH by EOW

I have a question about maximum favorable excursion and trade recording terminology if anyone could help. I know that maximum favorable and maximum adverse excursions are defined strictly as components of a trade meaning they "turn on" when you enter a trade and "turn off" when you exit a trade. That is, if you follow the strict definition, they're not things that tell you "good thing you got out there because it kept running against you!" or "it's too bad you got out there, because you would have made 4x what you did!"

My question is: are there trading terms to measure what the trade did AFTER you exited either at a win or loss that gives you information like "hey your stops are too close/far on average" or "hey you're taking profits too soon." How exactly would you define those terms (when do they "turn on/off")? MFE is the most profitable point of the trade BEFORE you exited. MAE is the biggest deficit the trade was in BEFORE you exited. How would you record a trade that you got in at say 25.00/share, exited at 25.25/share and it just kept going and going up to a high of 25.75 before falling back down?

Tfw about to strike it rich with GME puts

Waymo (Google) partnering with American Axle & Manufacturing in Detroit to begin manufacturing L4 autonomous vehicles!
https://seekingalpha.com/news/3452862-waymo-advances-self-driving-car-plans

Is it time to buy AXL??

>>13412577
>GME bagholders try to trade in their shares only to find out they're worth 1/10th what they paid for them
good luck friend

>>13412103
Is there a floor on this, or is it just going to disappear up its own asshole?

>>13412661
it goes down over time and eventually gets reverse split (RS), which means the nominal value goes right back up but if you're holding it you have fewer shares
same with all inverse ETFs, happens more often depending on leverage

https://www.splithistory.com/sqqq/

the 3x leverage bullish get forward split, instead of going to 1million/share:
https://seekingalpha.com/news/3354847-proshares-announces-splits-reverse-splits-20-etfs

so no, no floor; you aren't supposed to hold it for any duration of time

>>13412661

The Jews will do a reverse-split if it gets too low. Fucking down $2K and counting...

>>13412693
How to turn 10 grand into $20. Ouch. Guess I'll be content with turning $10 into $8 and change.

>>13412759
I've made very good money buying shares/near-expiry options on leveraged inverse and volatility ETFs

It is extremely sensitive and timing dependent. before stepping into that world, you want to watch the price movement of these ETFs, their underlying, and options on these ETFs for a good period of time.

Make sure you know what you're getting into, they're real spicy
and for some people, the stock market is already spicy enough/too spicy to handle

>>13412736
when did you get into that position?

What did they mean by this?

>>13412804

Thursday 04/18/2019

I do nothing but buy and hold. How do I options?

>>13412810
looks like an error?
I'm not seeing it

Qualcomm is having a massive pump due to BTFOing Apple.
Buy now or stay poor, fags.

My current mental state is pic related.

>SQQQueezed

YVR

looking to break out 3.60

dont say i didnt warn ya

>>13412864
why didnt you cut your losses?

>>13412880

It's getting close to my target loss.

How the fuck is it possible for robinhood to not execute option spreads in a timely fashion. Anyone else have this problem? What’s the average time it takes for an iron condor order to fill?

MELTUP

>>13412899

I'll take what is the spread for $500, Alex.

>>13412864
>Betting against the entire S&P 500

Buy APC and VOO fren. I'm trying to learn from my biotech and SNAP mistakes, but we're all gonna make it.

faaacemelter

>>13412916
In case anyone is wondering why most of my positions show her are in the red, I've made most of the money swing trading TSLA, with VOO as a safe place to park in the meantime.

>>13412916
>Snap puts
IDIOT
You should be selling puts

>>13412817
Start by watching the video by the guy who literally wrote the book on trading options, then fucked over the investors in his hedge fund with one bad trade. People went to bed with six figure holdings and woke up owing money. Not sure if the video is a suicide note or a sociopath trying to make the roaches dance.
https://youtu.be/VNYNMM0hXXY

YVR broke 3.60

its actually happening

ABC
CAH
MCK

Finally powering my gains today (hopefully)

>>13412962
Yeah, that's true. My options plays haven't really worked out, so I stick to flipping TSLA, occasionally shorting Turkish ETFs because I'm Armenian and its profitable, and reinvesting in VOO. It's simple honest work.

>TWTR
Jesus they can't be stopped

PANIC SELL LIKE YOU'VE LITERALLY BEEN DOING EVERY FUCKING DAY FOR MONTHS> WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!!?! JUST..............

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>13413078

>>13412866
daily volume: 4,468

listen retard, there is NO WAY to make a decent amount of money off of that stock. how many times are you going to shill it? youre either "baby's first investment" or a legitimate shill for that company.

>>13412920
PUMP IT

SPY IS OUT OF CONTROL

PULL THE CIRCUIT BREAKERS

>>13413078

This is the point where the HFs that have been sitting out over the past few months have to get in or get left out

such an interesting time in the market

https://www.themacrotourist.com/posts/2019/04/22/sentiment/

>>13413128
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YVR 3.65

ITS HAPPENINGIGNIGNGIGN

ALL TIME HIGHS WE DID IT BOYS BASED GOLDEN BULL IS NEVER GOING TO STOP NOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

It’s official, I got no idea what I’m doing.

Didn’t buy the bottom in healthcare, bought the top in cannabis.

C’mon market, be nice to me today.

is it too late to buy Disney? i might fomo and hold for 6-8 months

>>13413160
>>13413154

BUY HIGH
SELL LOW

>>13413171
true, kicking myself for not buying it prior to the Disney+ announcement, which EVERYONE knew was coming.

but it honestly seems like its about to BSBO, I don't see how that gap up retreats off Fox merger + streaming service

>>13413160
Don't buy into Disney right now. If you need to park your money, get NVDA or VOO (slightly worse option).

>>13413153

NO MY PUTS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>13413160
>all time highs
How have you not bought already? This is the one play so obvious that even I got in.

You can buy some now, but it may take a hit after earnings, so make sure you have enough cash to double up if it does.

>>13413153
Look at the longer charts, the bear is getting ready. 293C have room still though.

>>13413195
adamantium diamond encrusted nano carbon fiber support at 2900 its mathematically impossible to go below this ever again

>>13413189
wtf are you doing buying puts on this up trend especially after yesterday's retest

Morgan Stanley analyst James Faucette upgraded Qualcomm from Equal-Weight to Overweight and raised his price target from $55 to $95.

Based Americans giving their money to us through fed programs. GOD BLESS AMERICA

>>13413235
well where do we go next mr. big brain
292~293.5 for the next couple weeks? or bigger moves?

GREEN DOT!
Told ya!

STOP BUYING YOU NIGGERS!!!

We did it guys. We finally /made it/

I sold amazon calls at 9:40 then bought higher and made even more money.

Were going to make it bros

My healthcare is finally bouncing back. Glad I didn't sell.

I knew NVTA was too good to sell. My only regret is I didn't have any money to load the boat at its low. Back to the top, baby

>>13413325
B u l l U t o p i a

>>13413325
we literally survived the worst bear market in a decade. This is how it feels when you made it

>>13413291
I mean, I bought some, but no celebration until it's over 64.50, even then we gotta be looking for some 69 action or above

>>13412817
Don't fucking do it you'll lose everything.

>>13413331
Teach me your ways, I'm garbage at options.

>they think they survived

>>13413337
Sold speculative PFE, UNH, MRK, holding XLV further

>>13412817
I don't options trade but I know when starting out, always buy in the money so you don't get railed

what is the best website to get news that will affect stock prices?

>>13413382
You told us resistance at 230, then 240, then 250, then 260, then 270, then 280. See you at 300 faggot

>>13413256
just gonna retest the ath then we'll see a pull back. buying puts right now is dangerous, maybe in a few days or next week youll have some luck when late bulls get dumped on. Truthfully i cant predict it for you but its better to follow the trend rather than predicting tops

>>13413397
I didn't tell you jack shit. But I will tell you we're probably passing 300 some time soon, this is our calm before giant wave

AMAZONS LESS THAN 80 DOLLARS FROM BREAKING 2,000 HOLY FUCK ITS GOING TO DO IT I FUCKING BELIEVE IT BELIVE IT

>>13413423
I bet you’re the anon that sold everything on Christmas Eve

Why do the Kikes always do this to me? :'(

>>13413434
He probably is still salty he didnt buy in post christmas eve. He had so many chances probably cnbc convinced him we were entering an economic slow down lmfaoooo

Isn't swing trading blue chips the ultimate strategy?

If prices go up you ride a tight trailing stop loss or sell outright to lock in a 10% gain every quarter.
If prices go down you are a long term investor collecting sweet dividends and cost averaging down.

>>13413446
They have superior strategy
>>13413434
I don't think I did a single trade in December desu. My buy zone is lower if we don't count speculation like healthcare this month.
>>13413460
If you go from failed speculator to long term investor you're doing it wrong.

>>13413460
Lpt buy 2000 amazon calls and you will make bank

thoughts on ATNM?

Thinking of buying a put on GE- Aug 16 expiry.

Thoughts bros? Taking a break from looking at the green day.

Hahaa could have made a 30 fucking dollar profit today, but forgot I already had 3 day trades from last week and I can just sit here and watch how all my money goes away, how cool haha, already got 20 dollars down and I have to hold that shit over night when the greedy jews managing the company will fuck me in the ass even more LMAO. Love losing money thank you stock market and thank you stupid DTP laws, punishing the poor and giving all the opportunity to rich fucks.

love ya'll see you tomorrow when I lose 50% of my portafolio value.

why the FUCK i'm still red today?

>>13412065
>Investing into a shrinking market
And how are you supposed to invest in Japanese stocks anyway?

>>13386875
>>13386875
>>13386875

>>13413511
if you're sperging over $30 why not just make the trade and take the (((ban)))? do you think you can make more than $30 in the next three months?

>>13413397
Weak bears are now being burned for fuel on this stage of the bull run. I still think it's worth keeping an eye on the Russell. It still can't break above 1600 to follow the other major indices, so there's at least a little divergence in the overall market.

>>13413535
of course I fucking can make 30 dollars easily, I made 80 bucks last week and now I was going to start the week strong by making 30 dollars in profit. But seeing how my portfolio is shrinking by the minute is killing me.

Its already down 60 bucks, I'm going to lose last week profit entirely and a bit more at this pace.

>>13413511
>>13413535
oh, didn't read the whole thing. yeah, trading laws are gay

>>13410247
>that ID
SERIOUSLY hope you are holding some VOO today my friend


>>13413424
post more naruto girls

>>13407982
Stuck between Canada Pacific and TD Ameritrade, AMTD has an expected return of + 0.492% with less volatility while CP has an expected return of +1.94% but much higher volatility.

>>13413511
This doesn't apply right now because you already have 3 trades, but be careful not to develop a bad habit of holding on to a bad trade overnight to try and preserve one of your 3 trades for the week.

>>13413592
oh no trust me that I go in and go out with a plan and always go out if I see shit going down, and never go and wait for it to go higher and get greedy.

Take profits time?

>>13413511
This is why I've never made a day trade. I always want the emergency option in my back pocket.

>>13413532
Sasuga. was fishcake spiral always this based?

What're we targeting for YVR boys?

>>13413686
I don't know how to make money other than using day trades. Its already hard to predict how shit is going to go in the next few hours, how do you predict something mooning/crashing in the next few days?

>>13413700
I like holding things that have a bright future.

I keep telling you dense fucks to get in the house of mouse. It's cash money, buy on weakness.

>>13413625
That's good. I think that rule has caused more people to lose money from focusing on that they only have 3 precious trades and instilling bad habits because of it. Instead of "protecting" them like it is supposed to, it causes bad decision making. You should only need to be worried about the trade itself.

>>13413696
5-5.50?

>>13413700
>earnings reports
>RSI values
>52 wk high/lows
I use these 3 to determine how things are going to go for the upcoming week

>>13413700

I hang my cock out the front of my pants and see which way it flops when I hold it straight up by the head and let it go.

If it flops left, Sell. If it flops right, Buy.

>>13413700
learn TA my dude

>>13413809
TA is a meme.

>>13413349
>I bought [GREEN DOT]
Nice
>looking for some 69 action
Also nice

Honestly I'm only spooked on this one because it's 25% of my active trading account right now. Only made $60 but if it tanks I'm in big trouble.

My bull thesis is about apple cash and the new credit card. Apple card is currently still being tested, so it won't be reflected in upcoming earnings.

Many analysts seem to like it, but Schwab gives it an F valuation, F for sentiment, and a "Strongly Underperform" rating. (B for quality though?)

>>13413809
This is wrong
learn meme magic insted

>>13407866
I accidentally set my stop loss wrong and my order just sold now.

I still made a profit but now I have to wait for the next dip to get in, annoying.


Also what stocks you watching bros?

>>13413821
lazy ass.

>LCI
>NMM

Load up.. thank me later

>>13413870
you want a dip? check FB on the 15min for a potential 2.5$ up move

>>13413870
GDOT, DIS, MO,

>forgot to watch BIOS
FUCK JAN-

>>13411932
BILI puts?

>>13413949
I do like that LCI curve

YVR

fat gains incoming

Why are there people holding SQQQ isn't that shit supposed to work when we are in recession or crisis? It will probably reach 5$

>CNBC Header
>"What Recession?"
DEEBLY GONCERNBED

>>13413949
Just bought 549 more LCI shares, my dude man bro.

>>13414064
they just fucking had to do it

>>13414035
>10k volume
hahahahahahahahah

>>13414048
Anticipating a massive pullback from the ATHs this week.

For anyone who thinks buying ETFs is a giant meme:
I liquidated all my assets @ October last year to make a purchase, and then with some leftover cash I decided to put all my eggs into SPY, buying at least 1 share per month, sometimes more if expenses allow it.
My buys have been as follows:
3 shares @ 265.76 (NOV 18)
1 share @278.49 (DIC 18)
1 share @248.06 (JAN 19)
2 shares @270.66 (FEB 19)
2 shares @280.72 (MAR19)
2 shares @285.62 (APR 1 19)
3 shares @289.7 (APR 20 19)
Total investment = 3866.93 USD
Total portfolio value = 4393.16 USD
AVG share price = 276.21 USD
Total gains so far = 526.23 (13% from total investment)

Yeah, I know, 13% hurr durr - but keep in mind this is only extra cash I can spend and this requires literally ZERO maintenance on my end, coupled with the fact that I have my account on Robin Hood means I save on commissions.

Even if the recession hits, I can most certainly keep my shares as this has all been excess cash I've had over the last couple of months.
Be patient, anons. Long term is always best term. We are all going to make it.

Really hoping the Post-Lunch Jew-Down Jamboree comes in full curly-q mode and sells this shit down into a panic.

>>13414169
This anon is going to make it.

>>13414169
My strategy is this + TSLA swing trading for fun and profit. VOO is love, VOO is life.

buying panic :P

Biden announcing his run thursday
could this be what's taking the heat off healthcare?

Should I get some ANTM, some more UNH, BMRN, MRK, and LCI?

>>13414169
You did good kid

Do black people trade fried chicken futures?

>>13414201
>swing trading tesla when theyre about to be negative in earnings and a car caught on fire 2 days ago while parked and got reported by CNBC and broadcasted to hundreds of thousands of people

>>13414079
your galt tears make your eyes glisten like the night sky

>>13414201
If I had more spare time, I'd definitely day trade more. I started chasing memes like everyone here, but I found out it was detracting me from actually doing my job, so I quit doing it and instead embraced a more passive approach.

>>13414192
I hope so. I shared this so everyone can think clearly and hopefully someone will stop chasing memes and wasting their hard earned cash. Most users in the page are young and time is on our side, we should take advantage of it even if the market melts down.

>>13414216
Thanks. Join the ride.

>>13414169
Imagine not owning almost only spy
>implying

>>13414224

Why don't you ask them? Better to do it in person too, big boy

>>13414226
Seems like you have it all figured out. Post portfolio.

>Hasbro's jump due to MTG E-sports
god damn it.

>>13414283
anon, plz.
I'm not saying its the best option, I'm saying its a really good one if you don't have much time to do research for investing on individual companies. It's not really that hard.

>>13414226
Which is why if you saw my earlier screenshot I'm not holding a cent of them right now. If anything I'm too cautious.

>>13414283
>>13414328
nice returns, buckos

>>13414352
new..
>>13414352
new
bull edition

>>13414344
>>13414328
>>13414283

>under $25k in account

poorfags

>>13414328
Bro we’re on the same page here

>>13414344
Great job, anon. I commend you.
>>13414357
I liquidated everything in October.
This is extra cash only (after savings, after expenses, after emergency cash fund)

>>13414357
>keeping big boy money in Robinhood
c'mon my senior in this organization or school

>>13414385

>$25k is big money

>>13414169
you should use m1finance

-automatic deposits / investing option
-fractional shares
-automatic DRIP
-0 comissions

Friendly reminder that Robinhood's a scam and you're a retarded 20 year old cuc-k for using it!

>>13414422
How exactly is RH a scam?

>>13414444

It's taking commissions out of the pockets of fee brokers

>>13414405
Post your Robinhood account immediately, your real broker account is optional

>>13414453
How does this impact me, the individual investor? Why should I care about this autistic rant?

>>13414461

>>13414481
plz

>>13414469
Also, this is my RH portfolio. Seems like I am doing kinda ok, but maybe i should listen to some faggots on the internet instead.

>>13414444

No real time anything.
No price improvement.
RH scalps money off your orders
RH doesn't pay you any interest
RH literally doxxes you in exchange for letting you keep your own money
RH treats all of their clients like little fucking retards, severely limits everything they do, and fucks you out of every opportunity they can>
RH rejects orders randomly
RH makes up arbitrary rules in the middle of the night
RH has no one available to talk to at all. (You) have to wait to receive a boilerplate response from some retard they hired off of craigslist to email you back.
And the list goes on for miles...

I tell you what, Anon. I'll trade you my big nickel for your tiny dime. You apparently go for these types of deals already.

>>13414505
>Implying the brokerage even matters when you make decent stock picks and know what the fuck you are doing.
I suppose a child would prefer a better hand-holding experience, so I would grant you that (((charles schwab & co))) still have a market.

>>13414481
good job
what are your holdings?

Wondering if i should sell my AMZN shares or if this shit is going to keep going up tomorrow. You guys have any opinion?

>>13415155
If you're holding AMZN the real shit you have to worry about is AMC Thursday.