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Thinking about quitting my job to become a chi energy street massage therapist full-time. Good plan?

https://youtu.be/EUXhfBP2UhE

>> No.13394333
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>>13394258

>> No.13394341

>>13394258
these women are so stupid wow

>> No.13394370

>>13394258
Sort of reminds me of a sex cult. Honestly you're better off running one of those.

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>>13394258
The first girl is so fucking cute.

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>>13394258
IMAGINE THE SMELL, SERIOUSLY...JUST IMAGINE

>> No.13394456
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>>13394391
>short hair
ugh

>> No.13394458

>>13394258
>cuck fetish

>>>/pol/

>> No.13394465

>>13394391
She’s a lesbian. You can see her fat gf holding her hand.

>> No.13394467

>>13394258
Mmmm I bet her puss might be very tasty

>> No.13394490

>>13394456
Short hair is patrician.
>>13394465
So? It's not like I was going to track her down and convince her to be my gf anyway.

>> No.13394524

what next? is he going to pull his penis out and massage their vaginas with an anicent old chinese secret technique? if you say no or its not right then you are racists!

>> No.13394660

>>13394524
Only applies of the person is blacvk

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>> No.13394730

kill me bros, there's no fucking way I'd score with a woman like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAQzsmAQkjg

>> No.13395016
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>>13394258

china hustle your way into white pussy

>> No.13395098

>>13394730
lmao he straight up just groped her the whole time...the shit you can get away with if you are not white...

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>>13395098
fml

>> No.13395126

>>13395098
you just have to tell women "trust me" then grope their tiddies works 100%.

>> No.13395154

>>13394730
Thanks anon, I'll be wanking at that later.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dc32cis4_wY

>> No.13395646

Luo Dong is the GOAT

>> No.13395875

>>13395016
Underrated

>> No.13395926

What type of weird fuck just lays down out in the open to get molested by a gross little chink? Why are women so goddamn stupid? Why do we let them vote?

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>>13395926
Seething. They're taking your science and math jobs and your women.

>> No.13395989

Kek chinese hustling scammers doing it again

>> No.13395996

>>13395926
The kind that believe essential oils can cure cancer and that vaccines are bad.

>> No.13396003

>>13395996
i heard nice smells help with the pain. didn't work.

>> No.13396026

>>13395926
They believe this shit because their whole lives they have been told westerners are stupid and that the rest of the world is spiritualy pure and that the white man is the bane of all evil.

>> No.13396036

>>13394258
I fucking love that guy, there are videos of him absolutely destroying MILFs with those chink arms

>> No.13396039

>>13396036
Post em here.

>> No.13396049

>>13396026
The bane of evil would be...fuck it this is /biz/

>> No.13396052

>>13396039
knock yourself out, his my idol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tszrKxXexEw&list=PLcSymNZvWAWMmKJjatUwGwmszMrXow3nZ

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>>13394258
a street the rapist, you say?

>> No.13396154

>>13394258
Would it surprise anyone if this guy dropped the accent and the whole "ISSA BIG PRAHBROM" schtick as soon as he was done molesting everyone?

Asmr

>> No.13396167

>>13395926
If you look at his channel he dongs everyone, not just young women.

>> No.13396201

>>13396167
yea, but he only dongs young womens breast and butts intensely, only dongs mens "affected areas" hes just a plain old fucking weirdo and retarded women are letting him grope them under the guise of "spiritual healing" lmfao.

>> No.13396204

>>13396167
lol that's just a trick he utilizes. every 1 out of 10 people will be a man, so it would look less suspicious

>> No.13396206

>>13394730
Wow, how do I become a spiritual legalized molester?

>> No.13396228

>>13396206
if you are a westerner then you need to put on some spiritual looking garb before triyng something like this out, and just read up on some spiritual jibber jabber like chakras that you can bullshit about while you are rubbing their boobies.

>> No.13396382

Holy shit, when you thought women couldn't be any more stupid.

>> No.13397203

Based Luo Dong.

>> No.13397232

>>13396206
Become a priest

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>>13394258
I noticed the Dong has started arguing with pervents in the comments

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>>13395383
Straight to the ass

>> No.13397774

>>13394258
13:00
SNIF

>> No.13397918

>>13394391
Lol @ creep shot of her ass.

>> No.13398202

>>13394391
>biz user attracted to a pixie headed art student dyke
Kek sounds about right

>> No.13398249

>>13397343
>>13394341

How come you said you talk White women are so stupid,?Why you not ask yourself so stupid?right now this world this earth ,everybody is luck people living this best dynasty,everybody all learning from online all different knowledge wisdom !if you not learning fast quickly !How can you upgrade going up to big great 更多偉大的宇宙星系!More great universe galaxies! you said ;【We need to BAN this CREEP on youtube.】?i ask you ;you dont want learning best wisdom !Then you also block cut everybody ?go to learning high knowledge wisdom。you make create lot guilt sinful the guilt !you block me just like block everybody 。then you stay in drop down to 72 dark hell 。you make this world more dark no light !Do you know ?What kind comment what kind heart mind you are the person ?you dont know this is 33 sky the chi master energy power golden spiritual massage ?if you not feel this energy power!The mean you are ghost hell seed 。you dont have high class spirit soul 。so you not feeling!do you know i massage help 10000 people, my hand my shoulder same time lot pain sore ,who help me massage ?you help me ?i CREEP touch men women ,use my body !The mean is less hurt myself shoulder my hand pain sore !then i can continue can help more people 。why you dont understand ?comment so bad to me ?why you not go outside to help 10000 people ,gave them good massage ?instead you less talk .just do more good 。Then the top sky god happy !you help people help everybody !do lot deed 。sky heaven top god Allowed;you are good ,you can living top sky 33 top sky world 。

>> No.13398501

>>13394391
>liking lesbians

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>>13394730
Wonderful video. Absolutely premium creeping. Honestly? A masterpiece.

>> No.13398824

https://youtu.be/l8kSgh-I5xk?t=1450

what did the giggle mean?

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>>13394730
What the fuck is he saying to her, to get her to say "now I know" and to get her to breakdown crying? Something about her breasts and then something about men?

She decides to trust him, and he rubs and shakes her and gets her in tears from just a few minutes of massage!

>> No.13399033

>>13394391
based kawaii bane

>> No.13399043

>>13399020
She probably finally realized that she paid to be molested in public.

>> No.13399060

>>13399043
Nah she trusts him and is getting a high from the massage while he's saying something to her that sounds profound

Maybe she senses something wrong though and has disassociated.

Have you ever had a real massage? You do get a kind of high.

>> No.13399061

>>13399020
idk, she probably didnt even understand what he was saying, she is just like many other dumb young girls looking to be taken advantage of by over confident perverts, looks like she met her match.

>> No.13399068

>>13394391
>t. Absolute shit taste

>> No.13399079

>>13394391
at 3:45 she thought he was offering her to drink the oil lmao, she's clearly retarded

>> No.13399086

>>13395098
It reminds me of the shit rasputin got away with in the tsars court. He used to run around naked, say profane shit and just straight up grope noblewomen's (including the tsar's wife) tits and ass'. They all just thought it was funny weird shit he did because he was a mystic.

>> No.13399088

for white guys, you need to form a cult like manson or that smallville girl cult.

>> No.13399092

>>13399088
these days they are called women empowerment groups.

>> No.13399093

>>13399088
She so fuckin cute bro

But I just want to affect a girl like this when she actually trusts me, not because I brainwashed her.

>> No.13399097

>>13394730
Bruh she's like a 7

>> No.13399098

>>13399086
yup, ive seen it over and over, a bunch of fucking scraggily looking weirdos, put on a robe and read up on some philosophy and proceed to pretty much sexually violate any dumb raostie retarded enough to eat it up, just like dong here.

>> No.13399103

>>13399020
“This is my swamp”.

>> No.13399105

>>13394391
Woooowwww, wooooww, woooaaaaoooow, woooaaaaoooww

She is already annoying me

>> No.13399113

sometimes i wish i could manipulate women into situations like this so i too could sexually exploit them, but i couldnt live with myself. this retarded chink probably believes his own bull shit by now.

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>>13394258
>>13398681
>>13399020
I am reaching levels of envy I never fathomed existed.

>> No.13399676

>>13399113
Is he really retarded if he's constantly able to fool others and makes an easy living of it?

>> No.13399719

Luodong is an inspiration
>wife is ugly and old as shit but faithful and probably makes 10/10 grub
>use to or still does just work at a fast food place
>has absolutely no certifications
>can barely speak english
>gropes women in his free time while mumbling shit about chi
>travels all across the city and beaches grabbing pussy

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>>13399676
yes, if he thinks he is healing tumors by intensely rubbing their boobies, he is a fucking nut, im not sure he makes too much of a living off of it but i wouldnt be surprised. this is honk world honk honk.

>> No.13400048

what a pussy fart for

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>>13394258
Kind of a dream job. Giving people comfort, relief, pleasure and getting paid for it.

>> No.13400152

>>13400106
You mean giving yourself pleasure as you bust in your pants grabbing dumb sheltered white bitches on their asses and sniff their hair?

>> No.13400186

>>13399043
>implying women dont want to be fondled

>> No.13400482

>>13398202
>>13398501
>>13399068
What am I supposed to be attracted to? Thai ladyboys?
>>13399079
He says its rice wine and puts it up to her face to smell it. It's not all that far of a leap to assume he's trying to get you to drink it.