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Meanwhile, in bizarro /biz/

>> No.133703

I don't think PND is going anywhere.

>> No.133707

Holy fuck man thank you /biz/ you actually made me rich with your sound investment advice and business building ideas I don't know what I'd do without you fellows, have a drink on me.

>> No.133741

How do I turn 10 million dollars into 25 cents?

>> No.133751

im gonna sell all my gold and buy a bunch of cocaine, guns and hookers

>> No.133752

Buy this pen from me.

>> No.133773

So /biz/ I'd like to get financially stable over the course of say fifteen to twenty years of solid, stable investing so that I can put my kids through college. I'm a union worker so I get decent pay and some matching funds toward my retirement account.

>> No.133801

what are the best charities to donate to at the moment?

UNICEF and red cross I think are currently on an upswing, I definitely will be contributing a lot to them over the next couple of months, but I also want to diversify with cancer research, Michael J Fox foundation and christian aid

>> No.133821

>>133741
Bitcoin

>> No.133848

Guys, I'm an incredibly wealthy venture capitalist, and I'm tired of driving high performance supercars all the time. What are some shitty cars I can buy that will certainly break down and fall apart in 3 months?

>> No.133964

Why is libertarian socialism so based?

>> No.133992
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133992

>>133695
>Meanwhile, in bizarro /biz/
I don't need this pen. Here, you take it.

>> No.134029

So how many thousands of dollars did your university pay you to spend four years of your life at their institution?

>> No.134035

Why, yes, brother, I CAN spare a dime

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>>133821

/thread

>> No.135383

Maybe the Jewish community aren't that bad after all. They are not shills.

>> No.135388

I trust you.

>> No.135577

>>133695
Keynesianism is awesome!

Monetarism is really cool, too.

>> No.135614

The free market won't fix it.

>> No.135636

long Ford and GM

>> No.135650

go long on PRAN

>> No.136115

I plan on hiring an army of niggers and beaners to run a convenience store chain.

>> No.136532

Just got back from Super K-Mart. Lost in the aisles again. Too much damn shit for sale.

>> No.136588

I'm so glad I invested in beenz.com. Everyone's using the currency of the future!

>> No.136603

Out of the bin it comes.

Isn't the job market great?

>> No.136695

>Newfriend comes to the board
>Hey guys, I know you hear about "How do I turn 1000 dollars into livable income???" enough, so instead I'd like to contribute to the quality of the board!

>> No.136818

>>133695
Communism is the way of the future!

>> No.137892

I sure wish /pol/ had more influence here.

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>>135383
>implying that's /biz/arro and not actually /biz/

>> No.137928

>>133821
nice

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137982

>>135383
You're the best.

>> No.138031

catecoin value is going UP!

>> No.138076

Man with a job here. How do I turn my billion dollars into 1000 dollars?