/biz/ - Business & Finance

why do you want a "match" so badly? the truth is that even if you are completely average, there's always gonna be fatties and single mothers desperate enough to like you, but you won't necessarily like them back so there won't be a match. if you really wanna know if people like you just fucking pay for tinder gold and shut the fuck up.

horrendous innit.
then again, go outside and meet a woman

oh yeah, you dont know how to. me neither. we're stuck in this fucking dystopian nightmare

>>13376647
Post a pic of yourself.

>>13376647

Honestly the problem is probably you. Tough pill to swallow, but likely the root of your predicament.

>>13376704
You can hide some of your face if you’re paranoid.

>>13376687
Like I said, I just want to get the match for the sake of it. I can't believe that there is not a single women who would even accidently give me a like. the game is fully rigged

You’re just ugly and autistic

>Tinder thread
inb4 200 replies

>>13376715
I dont think you appreciate the competition you're up against. Average women have their pick of countless chads, if your profile does not make you look like a 9 or 10 or super interesting, there's no chance

>>13376647
Post face. You can compile a montage and not tell us which face is yours, and we'll assess them all

>>13376715
and why should they? do you even understand with how many men you're competing? stop thinking in pre-social media tinted glasses, you're literally up against thousands of dudes in one area, also consider than women would rather fuck the same hot guy than settle for somebody else and you'll realize that the odds are not in your favor. I guarantee you there is a normal woman out there who you could match with but given the situation, just how likely is this to happen? not much. just deal with it faggot

>>13376647
>tfw live in rural area and only have 50 matches
feels bad

Are you not man enough to swipe right on beauties like this?

I get about 5 a day with this. Usually one is very attractive (8+) but don't always reply although already met up with one. Had it for a week now.

>>13376647
Don't worry about it too much Prandeep, all pajeets have a tough time getting matches.

>>13376647
Obese, polgyamous, single mothers, tattoos, extremely unattractive is what I get in the states.
Cute but not hot, quirky, intelligent, sweet, generous, normal weight is what I get when I travel outside the states.

>>13376790
Bio
Just turned 21

Idk how to put this without sounding like a fag but the last girl I fucked said verbatim “you look like a college chad” and even I got sub par results from tinder. Sure I had over a hundred matches but I had to dance like a court jester and say all the right things to get girls far uglier in person than their pictures to meet up, most of the sex was extremely sub par as well (though one art hoe off there was one of the best lays of my life but she ghosted). Tinder gives these thots unlimited options, don’t play their game lads. You have to be damn near a male model, have perfect pics and amazing text game to pull above average girls on tinder. The internet had me stooping to girls far below my capabilities, get your shit together and talk to girls irl, they lose their shitty attitude in person.

>>13376804
>>13376790

Cringe.

>>13376758
sad state of affairs

>>13376815
I'm pretty sure meeting up with a 7 or 8 and having date arranged with 9 next week is approaching chad tier or maybe already there.

>>13376837
It's because of the structure of your face and shitty profile bio and lack of self-awareness of it is the cringe part.

I'M A FIVE STAR MAN!!!

>>13376815
Also why don't you post yourself or give us some chad advice?

Everyone here is so eager to criticise each other yet no one ever offers help or ideas.

>>13376845
Are you saying I have a Chad face? I'm fairly sure I don't and have been successful cause funny

Also what's wrong with bio pls?

>>13376790
>>13376804
holy fuck

>>13376866
Clear skin hygiene, defined jaw, low-body fat, full head of hair, nice teeth. You're also 6'3".

Your profile could say "pee pee poo poo buy link" and you would have chicks messaging you regardless. Everything is wrong with it.

>>13376847
in my criteria, I'm absolute chad. But the thing is, that everyone has their own criteria. I acknowledge the fact that my criteria is very different from the majority.

the fun part is that I actually managed to lose my kissless status by making out with absolute 5/5 goddess just a week ago, after giving an hour long monolog lecture of my superiority. that was pretty bizarre desu.

>>13376804
big yikes

>>13376694

>then again, go outside and meet a woman
>oh yeah, you dont know how to

You *DO* know how. Women are programmed not to react to advances unless it comes with some batshit ego boost VIA likes and thumbs up.

One? Lmao dude I have over 400 and only been on for like a year

>>13376949
impressive. this thread is not concerning you then. unless you want to share some tips.

>>13376804
Christ died on the cross 2019 years ago today so that some woman could shit out this sad wretch?

I'm ugly and therefore dont use Tinder. Simple as that

>>13376715
>waaah waah women don't like me
>"why don't women like me?"
This is a real tough one, anon. Hope you can figure it out.

Matched with this QT the other day
Gonna pound her gash in at my crib

>>13376715
All these responses to this comment are exactly what you need to hear anon, based asf

The reason you don't get matches is cause your profile fucking reeks of non-self awareness. Bet you have mirror selfies you tiny feeble faggot.

Why is this on /biz/ - Business & Finance?

>>13376647
>increase your search range to max
>don't log in for a few days
>log in
>decrease your search range to min
>only get the people who liked you
>???
>profit

Or if you somehow can't get any matches still, increase the time you don't open tinder. Longer you are off tinder, harder algorithm works to find you a match so it can spam you to open it.

>>13377213
because I'm /biz/nessman
>>13377201
actually not
>>13377129
what are the odds, that no one accidently or inadvertenly likes my profile? that is my point. Tinder isn't even showing it to anyone.

>be black
>at a huge disadvantage when it comes to online dating
>still have 660 matches on tinder

If you’re white and can’t do well on tinder, then you’re truly ugly

>>13377260
hahaha we are the same bruh.
whats funny is i have been growing braids, which I know is a turn off for a bunch of uppity white hoes in my city, yet have still been pulling at decent rates this past year. u ugly fools need to hit the gym and stack link

>>13377239
Do you live in some garbagetier rural town? It's fine if you are under 35 and live in a high density area, even if you're not a chad. Just have some charm or something interesting in your profile. Maybe you're just boring or live in some rural hickville.

Do you swipe right on every profile? Maybe you'd have matched with some uggo you swiped left on.

>>13376647
Have sex.

>>13377307
20yo in a million+ habitant metropolis.

Think like a true /biz/nessman. Whores get paid to have sex with men, you get paid for selling cryptocurrency. Would you expect someone to randomly give you 50 bucks in BTC or ETH if you just post your address everywhere? No, of course not, then why do you expect the same thing from the sex market? What you're doing is asking people to give you for free a commodity that has a price. It's no wonder it's going to be almost impossible.

I have had the exact same experience.

Want to know why?

You and I just aren't attractive - and women only want to fuck attractive men. Tinder is real life but streamlined. Accept it or surrender to the negativity.

>>13376994
No tips but here's a kek from this past weekend

She was a absolute brap hog milf and I was still wasted so couldn't even tell lmak

>>13377447
>woke her up to jerk off on her
>didn't jack off and wake her up to a blast of jizz into the eye socket

>>13376647
Not sure if they still have the feature, but I got so many dates on that app just by connecting my instagram to my profile. It's a business IG that has like 30k+ followers. Before I did it I was rarely able to get past having a basic convo. After adding my IG it was like night and day. They trust you more and high follower counts are just as good as having millions of dollars to them. Pretty wild but it works.

>>13377477
She must have been still water also because I fucked her then just pulled out all over her body

>>13377495
then she's just bitching about not orgasming

>>13377482
Clout is seriously the most important thing to thots now.

Clout>wealth>looks>personality

>>13377371
Wow, you must be grotesque. RIP.

>>13377302
My fellow nigga

>>13376804
plz write PhD instead of phd

>>13377135
Post conversation and I'll let you know if you're going to smash.

Pic related is before.

>>13377603
yeah,I don't get it.
inb4
>go to gym and be yourself
literally 5 years of training, 6'2 ; 198lbs ; ~11-12% bodyfat
My noticeably asymmetric face makes it all worth nothing.

>>13377722
Wtf does sled mean

>>13377722
After smashing

Dude literally go on Instagram and find smutty bitches in your area and ask how much they charge. Instagram is backpage now just be discreet and ask to talk over kik or something
Check for the lipstick emoji it’s a unanimous sign of escort service be warned though it won’t be cheap(1k starting) otherwise call one over some escort service damn why are incels so dumb

>>13377733
the be yourself meme isn't for you but for the other party. Nobody wants to weave through bullshit to discover a POS.

>>13377772
>implying that I'm a degenerate who can't resist biological powers
kek. what a degenerate you must be if you genuinely propose that.

>>13377756
is that a man?

>>13377849
gay

>>13377825
Lol so you’re a masochist then? I mean seeing how sex is pretty easy to pay for nowadays and you’re obviously starved enough of it you had to shitpost about it here it sounds like you just want (You)’s

>>13377756
moar plz

Currently waiting for this slut to message. Will ruin.

>>13377849
Yeah I fucked his asshole

>>13377756
Nice, post more.

>>13377876
Day after

>>13377889
More. And explain what 'sled' means.

>>13377864
yeah, gay most likely

>>13377871
did you even read the thread? I said many times that only thing I'm interested in is getting a match on tinder. nothing else. I can easily maintain celibate, when I can look at myself through mirror and masturbate

>>13377756
hot!!!

>>13377895
Sled is sc law enforcement.

>>13377900
Gayer than a 3 dollar bill

>>13376647
I got a match a week in a medium sized college town and I'm pretty average. Maybe you're just ugly.

>>13377906
Ah. So you’re being literal lol ok well here’s another (You) go shitpost on /b/

>>13377895
Sled is sc law enforcement

>>13377900
Gayer than a 3 dollar bill

>>13377955
How old was she

>>13376790

lmao incel

>>13376647
You're too ugly for modern society. This is the issue.

>>13376804
>>13376790
Massive cringe

>>13376811
This is post hits the nail on the head and no replies? For fucking shame. Anon you are me.

>>13376811

This is correct. Real world I can pull 7-9's. Online that switches to 5-7's. Women have too many options online. Some of the average ones that I'm casual with show me their matches and they basically have every dude imaginable hitting them up constantly.

>>13376647
tinder only works if you're not ugly and you know how to text-flirt

>>13377825
Yet you want the dopamine hit from getting a match on tinder.... But are unable to. It's time to realise your lot in life buddy and suck it up.

>>13378379
>>13378405
What will be the catalyst that gets women back in line? I’m projecting a generation of suicidal cat ladies or roasties that will have to settle for a beta and wind up on Prozac because they hate their lives so much. Problem is they will cope and blame men, something needs to happen to balance the scales. Imagine 30 years ago before cell phones, no woman could juggle 5-10 dudes a week unless they were really something special I would imagine (if any legit boomers are in here and care to confirm or correct this idea it would be appreciated). If someone can figure out an app or something that takes them off the pedestal and makes the dating game at least resemblance of 30-40 years ago they would make a killing.

>>13377955
Let me guess she pump and dumped you? It’s cool banging girls like that but eventually you realize all of them are stringing along and possibly fucking 5+ dudes at a time and it gets old/feels gross if you have morals slightly above a nigger.

>>13376647
Just come to south Texas you'll get TONS of matches. Lived up north never had any matches. Move to Texas, fucking Tinder stays lit 24/7.

I got banned from tinder.

>>13376647
It's fucking easy to get a match. I a 25 kissless virgin and actually downloaded Tinder back in 2016, before I accepted that I will die a virgin. I got around 250 matches in 3 months, not including bots. I think a lot of people just swipe right by default. Anyone can get a match. But women only want Chad.

Jannys off on god Friday I see fucking nogger