/biz/ - Business & Finance

1000 BTC, I'll have the army of thots that way

>>13366481
Ill take the BTC. Itd be spooky aging while she didnt age.

>>13366481
/pol/ is fucking stupid though.

>>13366481
Have sex

God damn I think I'd take the Thot

>>13366481
show me her feet

>>13366481
The thot, I could sell that for more than the other things.

>>13366481
1,000 BTC

>>13366481
1000 BTC. How desperate are you for pussy, and to top it off she has a /pol/ approved worldview?

This chick is 11/10 though.

I'll take the roughly $5 million.
I'm not a racist incel, so a /pol/brainwashed sex slave isn't particularly interesting to me.

>>13366525
Only 2000 wallets contain 1k+ BTC, and many of those are exchanges. You could eventually be one of the richest people on earth in six years.

>>13366481
>Beauty in a woman without good judgment is like a gold ring in a pig's snout
ill take the btc

>>13366481
i'd take the money and then fuck her anyway like a real man

If you picked her over the money you really need to reevaluate your life.

>>13366505
>>13366525
>>13366527

>>13366481
id rafher have 1 btc than that thot miss me with that gay shit

I bet her boyfriend is already bored of fucking her. 1000 btc pls

>>13366549
If you took 5 million over the chance to sell an immortal human to the highest bidder for dissection you are a pleb.

>>13366527
Faggot nigger

>>13366601

I'd go with the crypto because I'd get sick of her shit eventualy

>>13366593
t. never had sex

>>13366481
30k ETH is the smartest choice BY FAR

>>13366481
Men are programmed to insemitate multiple women, so being with a single one is stupid.

If anything, this thread proves you are an absolute virgin.

1000 BTC all day.

>>13366665
>thinks because he is programmed to do it he can do it
sorry son but ur running windows 95 and you ain't inseminating shit

>>13366693
Sorry, I don't talk with virgin retards.

>>13366481
The crypto (that i would use to become a mega whale). I already have wife and kids.

>>13366481
Do you know how many hoes you get for 1000BTC?

I would take BTC

1000 BTC

I'm pretty sure this Thot will get skin or breast cancer in her 40s

>>13366493
Eyy Pledgecamp, aren't they listing with huobi soon?

>>13366481
Doesn’t age? I would have her pump out a baby every 9 months and create an army of babies to create a white ethnostate in hawaii

>>13366908
That's right. You can't get this with 1000 BTC, you can't even get this with 10000 BTC.

>>13366908
If we are bullshiting we can say she will conceive and deliver a baby every three minutes

As much as waiting for btc to be worth twenty trillion dollars a coin

1000 BTC without question. Dumb thread OP, get a grip.

1000 BTC is only 5 mil. That thot doesn't age though and can give as many children as I want(most boys I'll assume) which seems to me like a very good perk. Also I could probably resell the thot for $20 mil.

>>13366481
1k BTC of course

>>13366481
BTC
not even a question

op undervalued eth so 1k btc and then exchange that for 30303 eth

>>13366481

Even if she doesn't age her skin will still be like lizard hide in a few years.

>>13366481
>Choose
>1000 BTC
>30,000 ETH
>Retarded depended THOT that offers negative return 100% of the time.
What did OP mean by this?

>>13367258
What's the point of returns?

>>13366481
Thot. Money isn't very important.

>>13366481
>>13366481
The THOT all day. I could prostitute her out but I think I'd rather keep her to myself. Plenty of ways to make a fuckload of money.

>>13366940
Then you can have your babies practice polygamy when they reach the minimum healthy breeding age and have exponential growth. Teach the babies how to work and live off the land and sea. Hawaii is the new site for whites to colonize. It is the most isolated population in the planet and can’t be swarmed by the armies of spics like the continental US.

>instathot who doesn't age
>easily makes millions off social media per year
>her popularity will only grow as her looks never fade, ballooning into a billion dollar empire
>plebbitors pick 1000 btc to virtuesignal about how much they hate /pol/
based retards

easy... 30k eth ... goto dubai, and enjoy thot life. was it hard retards?

>>13367363
Like THOTS are hard to come by. Markets so oversaturated. When women stopped valuing themselves and threw it all away for sheer dick sucking ability it didn't leave much room for innovation.

10,000 Lition

>>13366481
Gimme dat ETH.

too average looking to ever get a thot like that, so I'll take the thot

wouldn't mind wagecucking if I came home to that

>>13367395
Those picking the crypto are not only getting an objectively worst deal (imagine caring this much about being a NEET), they are not even thinking like proper biznessmen.

>>13366481
the btc please

>>13366481
I was going to say the 1,000 btc until you mentioned the doesn't age bit. In that case I'd constantly make porn of fucking her in various ways and make money off that.

The thot, a woman immune to cucking is without price, for there is not enough money in the world to pay for her.

>>13366481
1,000 BTC. I'd sell it immediately and park 200K in my high yield savings for tax payments and interest and put the other 300K in safe dividend growth stocks and be able to retire about 5 years earlier than I expected.

>>13367585
whoops, that's 5 million. I'd do the same but change it to 2M and 3M and I'd retire immediately

>>13366481
Btc

>>13367421
Thots like this one are, and no amount of money can buy the added benefits stipulated in OP.

I'll take the thot. Anyone saying that having a lot of BTC would have tons thots is stupid. I already have that money, and I dont go around fucking a lot of pussy anyway. Considering that her characteristics are somehow genetics, I would take the chance to make my kids immortals. Kings would line up for my sons to marry their daughters, also, by not aging, they could accumulate a lot of wealth. Traits no money can buy.

>>13366481
after jerking off i came to the conclusion ill take the btc thanks

>>13366481
You had me until /pol/ approved world view. I'll take the btc and get hundreds of thots just like her.

>>13366481

I can make money but not a loyal wife.

>>13366577
They're right tho

>>13368061
Nope, and you also belong on reddit

Haters gonna hate.

>>13367030

hot

>>13368086
>tells other to go back to plebbit
>comes from /pol/, the plebbit of 4chan
You need to go back.

>>13367957
Yeah right you fucking fag

>>13368134
/pol/ is 4chan. GTFO and never return.

>>13368155
/pol/ pwan, pls

30,000 ETH.

I'm gay. I would choose the thot so that could sell my babies and get 30,000 eth that way.

>>13368173
Based degenerate

>>13366481
hhhnnnnnngggghhh i can see her puuuuuuuusssssssyyyy lips

1000 BTC. Why would you choose women over BTC. Anyone choosing the bitch is retarded.

>>13368155
Wew lad...

>>13366481
What is a thot worth, if you don't have money to support her? I'd prefere 1000 BTC, as I could change thots whenever I would like. Even if she wouldn't age I could get bored of her, as it is in every relationship.

>>13366481
I have worked for 1 (One) whole week in my life and I can tell you that I don't want to do it ever again. I will take the Btc so I can be a Neet forever.

>>13366481
i just want to see those boobies

>>13366481

This isn't /pol/, why do you guys keep trying to turn /biz/ into /pol/?

You have an entire board to talk amongst yourselves.

>>13368155
LMAO

I have a thot already, just give me my sweet Ether.

Probably take the THOT since you've got a hot but easy personality woman for life. That is not an easy task. Probz impossible.

Only poors take the money considering the personality and other benefits stipulated in the OP.

That said, I need the cash and am willing to do very immoral things to make sure my thots remain my own. (I have ideas.)

>>13366481
I NEED A FUCKING NAME

>>13370360
pls providings the cost of 1000 BTC first pls sirs

1000 BTC and secured as new world elite

>>13366481
1,000 BTC. ETH is a pajeet shticoin, and I would not want some fake titted THOT to be the mother of my children.

>>13370481
Based

Is this even a serious fucking question? I could pick the absolute top of the hotness bubble, or the absolute bottom of the ETH/BTC trading ratio? Fuck outta here there are plenty of females in the 9 - 9.5 range.

>>13367371
>inb4 rising sea levels on Meth Island

>>13368155

Lol

>>13366481
Just lol @ anyone picking money over the woman. She's literally the most valuable thing in world if she contains the genetics(answers) to never age.

Stupid fucking /biz/ is looking over immorality for fucking imaginary internet money. lmao.

This bitch is a HB 3/10 max. An easy bang for me. Simple case of Bait, Hook, Reel, Release then Hit her with the flipped positive Neg and slowly work my way in and oscillate into being AMOG (Alpha male of group), maximise chances of #Close by using the Compliance Test and slipping into the C&F routine (Cocky & Funny). Next slap her with a Bitch Shield while I analyse her BL and try to avoid falling into any traps her BBF (beta boyfriend) might fall into himself since I want to BMOG him while he's not there. If she gives me any trouble I'll pull out the Don Juan special Grand Master style and force EC (emotional connection) before pushing for the Fuck Close.

If she has AWD then I simply know she's JAW and ditch, she probably doesn't have Survival and Reproduction Value anyway but if it's an SDL (same day lay, for the layman) then I'd SUAL and Check the Buying Temperature and Buy at the spike for a quick turn around. Bang! Easy.

>>13366481
Btc and find a girl that actually loves me

>>13366481
I'll take the BTC. My girl is hotter than her anyway and low miles.

Take the girl. Put her up in shitty motel. 3 guys at a time 100 bucks a pop 20 minutes, that's $900/hr passive income.

>>13366481
i can order a high quality mail bribe with those qualities if i get 30000 ETH

>>13366577
>implying /pol/ is pro-trump at this point
good one boomer

>>13368155
>/pol/ is 4chan. GTFO and never return.
how does it feel still being in high school

>>13371268
>>13371277
>>13371284

>>13371218
Is this a copy pasta

>>13366481
Every time I see a beautiful woman like this I like to imagine how fucking stupid and liberal her opinions about basically everything must be.

She has never suffered hardship or criticism in her life. Likely never been contradicted. Everyone just nods along with the princess.

>>13371325
No, it is ephemeral autism

I'm reasonably attractive, but I'd still take the thot mostly because of reasons posted by >>13367395.

Sierra, easy

>>13371653
I would suck a log of shit out of her asshole, chew and swallow, just to say I had put my mouth on her brapper.

>>13366577
Yea trump is so good president I love he build wall and get rid of swamp creatures.
Oh wait

>>13366481
btc not a question anything else is retarded

>>13366481
The btc fuck roasties

>>13371763
I would swim through a river of shit with my mouth open just to suck the dick of the last bloke that fucked her

>>13366940
She's gotta eat a babies worth of food each baby. Energy isn't free

>>13372013
You could have her eat the females

>>13366577
Almost 2020 still haven't done shit
Aside from taxing my crypto gains

Air brushed, filtered, photoshopped , angle frauded picture. Imagine thinking she looks like that in real life.

>>13372366
Oh and don’t forget the makeup.

>>13370360
Dakota Sky

>>13370360
>>13372397
woops, mean sierra skye

>>13366481
The btc obviously

>>13366481
The thot.

But I will still continue to trade. I'll make less money but who care.

the monies
because I NEED MORE POWER

>>13366481
Fake tits so 1k BTC

>>13366481


Forgot to add
-mentally stable