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>Absolute state of ethereum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7MeJionPMA

>> No.13366553

>>13366501
damn that hurts to watch. Just sold all my ETH

>> No.13366569

>>13366501
>i made them dance father

>> No.13366575

>>13366501
Sold everything. Fucking idiots

>> No.13366596

>>13366501
>>13366553
>>13366569
>>13366575
/biz/ is drowning in pageetery. RIP.

>> No.13366604
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>>13366501
Why do they think this is a good idea

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>>13366501
OOF

>> No.13366637
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>>13366501
>this is what happens
>when you code a lot

>> No.13366641

this is so much worse than I was expecting

>> No.13366644

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUheuFDHSvI

>> No.13366656

This freaky nigga really be da ubermensch out here doin watevea a nigga wants on stage n shit

Dis nigga finna be bezos wealth wun day

Da letscher mensch cant finna wuzza be understand dis nigga motive and overflowing energy, its up in da stars nigga, he dun finna wazza ascended mere mortal

im tryna reech dis level of yolo without da freeky autist hobbies like da ponies and stuff

ite

>> No.13366658

>>13366596
>Holding eth
Sure thing, Kumar

>> No.13366704

>>13366501
>>13366632
God damn this is unironically so fucking concerning.

>> No.13366725

>>13366658
I see the Ernst & Young adoption of Ethereum made your shit-crusted brain implode on seethe and salt.

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>these are the people cryptotards trust with their money

>> No.13366767

What the fuck? How do you take these people seriously

>> No.13366768

>>13366501
I love it, normies will want ETH over that old bitcoin shit

>> No.13366784

this is the only thing i've ever seen that has made me wonder if ETH is a wise investment

>> No.13366791

>>13366501
just sold all my huge stack and bought bnb

>> No.13366854

the only counter-argument that this isn't a sell signal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAkuJXGldrM

>> No.13366937

>>13366854
one small difference
there is like one operating system for PC
and there are 20 smart contract platforms

>> No.13366941
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>>13366501
Frens stop laughing at Vitalik
You can't rap or dance
You see him as competition
He's threatening your chances of getting a waifu
You don't even know what a smart contract is
Vitalik is a chad and a nerd
Take that incels

>> No.13366961

>>13366937
PC was in the same situation in the past dear child. Newspapers said it's dead, big names said no one will use them and 10 pc will be enough for a whole nation.

>> No.13366970

>>13366941
Every single Bitcoin transaction is both a smart contract *and* final, unlike potentially anything on Ethereum.

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FUCK YOU FAGGOTS I AM SELLING!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.13366980

>>13366961
crypto will be fine
ETH will be 5 bucks again

>> No.13366987

>>13366501
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTf5j9LDObk

>> No.13366996

>>13366970
BTC had a rollback too faggot.

>> No.13366997

someone get the badger badger video up

>> No.13367002

>>13366987
FOCKIN GOLD

>> No.13367007

>>13366997
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUheuFDHSvI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUq41ioFDfk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzagBTcYsYQ - high quality original

>> No.13367010

>Absolute state of Microsoft
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAkuJXGldrM

>> No.13367012

>>13366854
Except the Win95 dance video is way less cringey. It's a bunch of nerds celebrating a launch. Meanwhile, this ETH dance video (which, incidentally, is one of many similar incidents involving Vitacuck's MASSIVE BLACK-HOLE SCALE AUTISM) is on a completely different level.

Keep in mind Vitacuck's been filmed rubbing his penis during interviews, sniffing his own armpits, etc. If you're still holding ETH in 2019 I don't know what the fuck to tell you.

>> No.13367028

>>13366854
This
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vhh_GeBPOhs

>> No.13367062

>>13366501
This is beyond cringe.

>> No.13367072

i love it

>> No.13367090

god i hope lubin or someone else hyper rich is putting them up to this

>> No.13367096

>>13367012

It's not, there were no memes in 95. It's just the modern version of it. Also high autism level is a good thing.

>> No.13367124

>>13366987
still as perfect today as the day it was made

>> No.13367132

did you ever see the video of satoshi rapping? it was even more cringe

>> No.13367155

>>13366996
A critical error on the protocol justifies a rollback.
A fuck-up of an application built on-top the protocol does not.

>> No.13367159

>>13367028
The difference is that Steve Ballmer is a charismatic alpha male who is completely self-aware. Vitalik is an awkward cringey robot who doesn't understand what he's doing.

>> No.13367174

*/biz/ in 1998
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rGBlQBjZZU
>better sell all of my microsoft at $20

>> No.13367180

>>13367012
>Keep in mind Vitacuck's been filmed rubbing his penis during interviews
Link?

>> No.13367212

>>13367180
you sick faggot, go take your gay fantasies somewhere else

>> No.13367245

>>13367012
imagine not wanting to make money because you're too cool for some nerds

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>>13367180

>> No.13367312

>>13367279
based

>> No.13367316

>>13366501
is Vitalik secretly shorting ETH or what? jesus

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>>13367279

>> No.13367408

>>13366501
This is far less embarrassing than the badger mushroom incident.

>> No.13367410

Have you seen Bill Gates and his Windows guys dancing?

People ended up selling all their Microsoft stock right after.

Oh wait...Gates is the richest or second richest man in the world.

>> No.13367427

>>13366501
You guys laugh at this, but this will unironically lure in the instagram minecraft food stamp celeb worshipping masses. BUY.

>> No.13367435

>>13366756
>>13366767
They're probably drowning in lambos and pussy at this point. You wouldn't care about dancing stupid on national TV either at that point.

>> No.13367485

>>13367279
The guy must have quite the CP collection

>> No.13367663

the pettiness of investors to make the ethereum dev team sing and dance before you provide funding

>> No.13367715

>>13366501
Vitalik is in the pursuit of cool

>> No.13367739

>>13367012
>Keep in mind Vitacuck's been filmed rubbing his penis during interviews, sniffing his own armpits, etc. If you're still holding ETH in 2019 I don't know what the fuck to tell you.
Howling desu LOL

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>>13367279
he's just adjusting it

>> No.13367788

>>13367758
>adjusting his micro penis
no

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>>13366501
Bros...WHAT THE FUCK

>> No.13367810

It’s funny that you fags think autism and behavior like that is bad for normies. They LOVE that. This humanizes him and makes it all “cute xD”. Vitalik is the only normie-recognized person/symbol in crypto. Satoj doesn’t want to reveal himself, so btc is not in question.

This is extremely bullish

>> No.13367816

>>13366501
Sold

>> No.13367818

>>13367810
you what what fuck it i agree

>> No.13367848

>>13366501
Why do they put grown men trough this?

>> No.13367883

>>13367279
I'm fuckin dead. got the armpit gif?

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>>13366501
Hey hey hey.

>> No.13367931

>>13367788
>Implying he doesn't have a massive schlong
Uninitiated brainlet

>> No.13368486

kek bump

>> No.13368504

>>13366501
i just sold. Imagine sergy do this in the future