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>get to work an hour late
>send one or two emails
>eat
>play some table tennis
>go home

>get paid high end salary in my country

>> No.13364964

>sitting at home post from toilet
>go to “work” when ever
> decide to get back into bed
>still get paid more
Jealous?

>> No.13364988

>>13364941
>no job
>convert some crypto into fiat when needed
>do nothing
envious?

>> No.13364991

translation:
>wake up an hour later than usual
>apply for a job at McDonald's or two by email
>eat cold leftovers
>play with my balls
>go home (bed)

>get welfare check which affords me two burgers, which is an improvement in my life

>> No.13365288

>get to work 2 hours late
>Eat breakfast, get coffee
>go out for lunch
>finish all of my work between 1-5.
>paid is good and live in a low cost of living area.
Pretty comfy. Pretty much 80% of the reason why I stay.

>> No.13365338

>kms
jealous?

>> No.13365477

>get to talk to Indian colleagues daily
>They make up all kinds of new ways to use the English language
>Get to fix all their mistakes due to having more than 85 IQ
>Get to talk to all customers to explain all interestingly executed changes

Envious? Working in IT is a dream in 2019

>> No.13365980

>>13365477
>interacting with indians
>envious

Pick 1

>> No.13366130

>have a clause in my contract that effectively makes me unfireable unless I REALLY fuck up
>go to work and do nothing but eat free food and do bare minimum which takes like 2 hours
>life’s good man

>> No.13366167

>>13364941
Only people from poor countries use the wording "my country"

>> No.13366192
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13366192

>>13364991

this gave me a small bout of Kekarrhea

>> No.13366313

>>13366130
What do you do? Tell me more
>>13366167
That is true i am from poor country

>> No.13366670

Bamp

>> No.13366754

>get to office half hour late
>smoke and fuck around for an hour and a half
>go to the job
>wander around some neighborhood for 2 hours

mission complete bois

>> No.13366919

>>13364941
>get to work 15 minutes early
> start working immediately.
>coworker shows up on time and is working diligently.
>work extra hard so I look better.
>take exact amount of lunch break time.
>take no breaks during the day.
>leave after an honest days worth of work.
>go home dead inside.
>repeat for 14,000 days.

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>>13364941

>don't work a 9-5
>jerk off 1 or 2 times
>eat
>do work/hobbies around the house
>stay home

>collect dividends because i wagecucked and invested every free dollar i had for 15 years.

the life of a 33 year old neet

>> No.13367442

To all the other wagies here: doesn't it bore you to death of you safe procrastinating?

I've a similar job where I can easily get by working 3h/d and reading the internet the rest of the day. But after 10y, that is really starting to suck

>> No.13367857

>>13367442
Of course it's soul crushing. It's why I'm in risky investments on top of my other investments. The desperation to escape this cuckery fuels me.

>> No.13367905

>>13367442
You're a retard if you are simply wasting that time. You should be using it to learn something useful like programming.

>> No.13367920

>>13364941
>be so lonely and pathetic that /biz/ is the only place you feel like people will give a shit about your boring life

>> No.13367926

>>13367442
>of you safe procrastinating
Wat

>> No.13367934

>>13364941
holy fuck. No one is going to make a comment about Ops pic? wtf happend to everyone

>> No.13367950

>>13367934
>HAHAHA WOW EPIC TROLL FACE HOWS 2011 TREATIN YOU OP AHAHA WHAT A LOSER
Who gives a fuck

>> No.13368137

>>13367950
new fag