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Okay, unemployed.

I have $1000 to invest. I lose it? Homeless shelter. I win big? Sky’s the limit.

Need to make this work, got 2 young children.

WHAT WOULD YOU INVEST IN?

>> No.13362435

>>13362420
BAT, its going to at least a dollar pretty soon. Possible on the 24th.

>> No.13362444

That's risky and involves crypto (IDEX), but LIT might really pump high and if not, FTM will surely rebound in close future

>> No.13362461

>>13362420
the jew was just volunteering for the lulz

>> No.13362464

>>13362444
>FTM
Female to Male transexuals?

>> No.13362481

Is TON bullshit?

>> No.13362493

>>13362435
Yeah we are seeing some nice gains day to day

>> No.13362524
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13362524

>>13362464
Calm down with such projections

>> No.13362539
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13362539

Is there anything more cringy than alt-right passive aggression?

>> No.13362550

>>13362539
passive? U havent seen brenton yet then

>> No.13362785

>>13362420

https://forkdelta.app/#!/trade/0x31bbd084f5d3f46fe5c0a43d28c8eec7f5c7403b-ETH

>not buying TELCoin
>Shorting KuCoin
No wonder you're poor in 2019

>> No.13362787

>>13362785
This

>> No.13362792

>>13362785
Literally free money kek

>> No.13362794

Btt

>> No.13362797

>>13362785
Delete this you're going to ruin a good thing.

>> No.13362833

>>13362420
>I have $1000 to invest. I lose it? Homeless shelter. I win big? Sky’s the limit.
Even if you win big and 10x your money. what then? That's not 'winning big'. Use your 1000 dollar to get your life back on track, find work and invest your job money.

>> No.13362860

>invest
>1000$

You mean gamble.

>> No.13362904

>>13362833
even a shit temporary stacking boxes kind of job
you'll have 1000 dollars in no time and none of the homeless shelter risk.

Fuck you for even thinking about doing the risky and drastic get rich quick shit

>> No.13362941

Mossad put him there for the photo op

>> No.13363092

>>13362420
>2 young children
>on the edge of homelessness
>HEY BIZ WHAT SHITCOIN DO I GAMBLE ALL MY MONEY ON TO MAKE IT BIGGGGG

Invest in bus tickets to the job center, and get a job

>> No.13363098

>>13362785
DELETE FAGGOT

>> No.13363140

>>13362420
Buy VIC.
https://www.etherflyer.com/trade.html?pairs=VIC-ETH

>> No.13363517

>>13362785
This is why I visit biz kek

>> No.13363536

>>13362785
Telcoin is literally a fucking shitcoin
It's already mooned last year too despite it being a shitcoin

This shit is going to 0

>> No.13363865

>>13363536
Cheaper on anons link

>>13362785
Dropped 32 eth thanks buddy

>> No.13363932

>>13362461
no helmet unironically suggests that and owen is likely taking the piss to further his point all jews are indeed parasites

>> No.13363956

>>13362420
Sucks man. I lost my job in '14, it was tough. So I'll throw you a bone. Go short with everything you have on 23 April around 1200 UTC. Don't ask how I know and I'm not giving you anything else. Cap this or don't

>> No.13363963

>>13362420
>unemployed
>on verge of homeless shelter
>2 kids
>which slot machine should I dump my last $1k into?

Unironically, kys and leave your family the $1k

>> No.13363971

>>13363932
no helmet and a polo. Notice the other guys wearing heavy jackets?

my guess is that is a office jew come down to the job site to tell his crew "how things should be done"

>> No.13363984

>>13362420
Don't gamble your family's financial security on shitcoins you degenerate cuck.

>> No.13363986

>>13363932
also i dont know how i feel about owen. He says some good things then starts talking about secret kings. Does he not get that hes some on youtube and people just want to laugh at him and be entertained?

>> No.13364039

>>13363984
It's not gambling, we bull now. Everything only goes up

>> No.13364254
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13364254

>>13362420
Tauchain.
Agoras tokens , unironically.
However it's a long hold, you'll need to grind a few years longer for the sake of your kids.

Good luck man

>> No.13364290

>>13362420
It took that long to find 1 hard working jew? They did hard labor in Egypt once 2000 years ago and said no thank you.

>> No.13364314

I've never once in my life seen a Jew in a position of manual labor or in any type of law enforcement, military, or rescue.

Every Jew I've ever met either owned a business or was self employed or was at a senior position in a big company

>> No.13364359

>>13362420
you need 2-3 bullruns with perfect exits to make your 1k into anymore than chump change

get an income retard

>> No.13364382

>>13362420
Get yourself some meth and LSD. Get your life back together. Be careful with the meth though.

>> No.13364698

>>13362785
Unironically just went all in

>> No.13364753

>>13362785
omegakek
this Telcoin scam still going on? i saw this shit like 2 years ago and almost fell for it.

>> No.13365080

>>13362420
I am sorry for the situation you're in.
Understand that /biz/ is not here to help people like you. Nothing in this world is. /biz/ is here so paid shills can earn their living and scams can drain the funds of the newfags and the gullible.

>> No.13365277

>>13364314

Only the goyest of goys would break a sweat for another man's profit. Do you want to do that goy? Get all hot and sweaty for your big boss man?

>> No.13365671

>>13362785
Based

>> No.13366019

>>13362785
Easiest arbitrage of my life

>> No.13366485

Btt kek

>> No.13366958

>>13362785
Unironically this op

>> No.13367015

>>13364254
This is actually a really good pick. This project is turboautistic as fuck in a very good way.

>> No.13367067

>>13362420
Pasta and ketchup probably

>> No.13367077

>>13367015
Like 1000x in 5 years potential

>> No.13367080

>>13363092
This

>> No.13367128

Put 250 into LINK, 250 into BAT, forget about them for two years, go get a fucking job with the other 500.

>> No.13367147

>>13362420
Buy blue chips like BTC/ETH/LTC/BCH

Don't forget to claim your Cereneum airdrop for holding the blue chip PoW chains

www.cereneum.com

>> No.13367158

Go all in on Bnb. Backed by the largest exchange, it’s safer than stocks. Once people realize this, shits gonna go insane. Way better than some sketchy startup you don’t know shit about.

>> No.13367473

>>13362785
Only sub 25iq brainlets will sleep on this KEK

>> No.13367990

Tron or bta

>> No.13368234

>>13363971
They're wearing jackets to hide their thin physique.

>> No.13368304

>>13362420
Digi-fucking-Byte
Biggest meme with the biggest gains.

That coin is the ultimate money machine at least 1 time per year.
Wich means buy now and hodl 3-10 months from now (due to possible news and stuff they have in the backhand I tend more towards july-september for the pump).

>> No.13368358

>>13362524
k, you seem boring

>> No.13368730

>>13362785
Unironically based and moneypilled

>> No.13368773

All in nano right fucking now. Or you will regret it by this weekend.

>> No.13369116

>>13362785
Dropped an eth

>> No.13369441

All in on eth dude

>> No.13369584

>>13362420
No wonder you have 1k to your name. Do NOT invest money you aren't willing to lose. Furthermore only invest in 5k to 10K chucks or more for more reasonable returns. Investing 1k is a waste of time.

>> No.13369612

>>13362785
>>13362792
>>13362797
>>13363098
>>13363517
>>13363865
>>13365671
>>13366019
>>13366958
>>13368730
>>13369116
>>13362787

Kek fucking korma boys

>> No.13370121

>>13362785
Get in here virgins

>> No.13370592

>>13369584
Kek