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Hey goys some cunt I hate at work is pestering me really badly to help get him on crypto. I don't really want to help but I'm stuck with him all day and he won't leave me alone.

What shit tier high fee pieces of shit should I throw at him?

Was obviously going to suggest coonbase what else should I suggest ? He might as well be retarded so I might also send him to bitmex for "free money" I have literally had to wrestle this moody cunt to the floor and threaten to break his arm if he didn't behave himself in the past, I really don't like this mud cunt. Help a goy out

>> No.13344338

Bitgrail
Cryptopia

>> No.13344426

>>13344323
don't know anon, what if he ends up making it and you don't? what if just before he does make it, he realizes you tried to fuck him?

>> No.13344453

>>13344426
Ill ssh into his laptop then Ill be the one who makes it

>> No.13344839

>>13344323
HitBTC has your back on this one. Withdrawal fees are insane and within the first 6 months, they're practically guaranteed to lock your account and demand onerous KYC documentation and then take months to approve your account the whole time your coins will be either mooning without you or losing all their value with you being completely unable to sell. lol

>> No.13344894

>>13344323
If you didn’t brag about your crypto in the first place he wouldn’t be pestifering you, idiot.

>> No.13344929

>>13344839
Help him set everything up on your computer and then print screen when he makes his wallet and it goes to private key display.

>> No.13345054

>>13344894
Yeah he would, very low IQ aggressive shitskin with an absolutely terrible attitude. I've nearly put his teeth through his lip more times than I can remeber.

Someone else told him about my gains. He thinks he's guaranteed to make it because I bought xrp eos and hot low and sold high. Im stuck on shift with him everyday so can't really say no without being constantly harassed. I just want to make it harder for him so he rekts himself.

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>>13345054
i like you anon

>> No.13345478

Prime xbt. He can 100x leverage bitcoin and you get 20 percent of his fees.

https://www.primexbt.com/?signup=87246

>> No.13345501

>>13344323
YoBit if you want actual nigger tier

>> No.13345530

>>13344323
RightBTC. exchange based in Dubai. last time I "traded" there it took them 2 weeks to let me withdraw my shitcoins

>> No.13345593

>>13344323
You can send him to https://c-cex.com/ too. Guaranteed not to make any money and they might randomly deactivate your account and just keep whatever's in there.

>> No.13345643

Bitstamp isn't exactly high fees but it's really bad. Lots of problems to get money in or out.

Coinmama has stupid high fees.

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Thanks frens I got him to download the coinbase app. Now he's at me to tell him what exchanges to use. I've told him to learn more first everytime he's asked, which is making him think I'm holding out. I've hinted at bitmex making millionaires which unironically made him repeat the wors millionaire to himself in awe for about an hour. He thinks he's going to make.it lol.

Im not working tomorrow but am thinking of "loosing" a bit of paper.with bitmex hitbtc and coinmamas urls on it so he thinks he's being sneaky when he rapes himself.

>> No.13346565

binance

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>>13345054
Bitmex teach him leverage trade out of the gate.

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>>13346524
pls keep us updated fren

>> No.13347502

>>13344323
Is he British?

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>>13345054
Leave the supermarket jobs kiddo.