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Frens and new frens all welcome. Share some positive thoughts frens

>> No.13340520

>>13340498
Israel has no right to exist

>> No.13340548

>>13340498
if i die in my sleep today
i won't have to kill myself tomorrow :)

>> No.13340641

>>13340548
and if I die before I wake
I pray that all my toys will break
and all my coins forever dump
never seeing another pump
so nobody else can use them

>> No.13340652

Muslims burned Notre Dame.

>> No.13340653
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Let's settle this frens. Is this a man?

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>>13340498
Yay finally someone other than me is starting the frens are great General

>> No.13340659

>>13340498
OUR FUNDS ARE SAIFU!

>> No.13340661

>>13340653
Just a fat pussy

>> No.13340670

>>13340652
Kike insurance scam not Muslims

>> No.13340672
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>>13340498
Frens... How do I get a girl to kiss me on the lips? I got my first cheek kiss a few weeks ago, but I want to get kissed before I'm 30. How do I do it?

>> No.13340680

>>13340672
You have to kiss them frendo. Without consent.

>> No.13340683
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>>13340680
But I dont want to go to jail or lose my job.

>> No.13340689

>>13340683
Thats the risk you gotta take, otherwise they think you're a beta male.

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>>13340689
Yeah but then they'll call the polis or report me to the boss... How do I stop them? Isn't there a legal way for me to get a kiss at least?

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hello

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>>13340656
Hello fren

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>>13340699
You can contact an attorney and have him draft some kiss contracts I suppose.

>> No.13340740

>>13340699
It's all about reading the timing. You can't just go around planting your lips where they aren't welcome, so you've got to make them welcome - foremost by making sure they are clean and smell good, check for tonsiliths and scrape your tongue. Then you need to make a woman attracted to you at least enough to take the risk which is a bit more nuanced but if she agrees to a date you might as well go for it if you're enjoying each other's company

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>>13340725
I tried that but no girl wanted to sign them. The police said this was prostitution and therefore illegal and that I should never do it again