/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>13322306
imagine having a penis small enough to fit in it lmao

The bull one is better. They shove a metal probe up the the anus and apply a small electrical current. The bull instantly cums.

>>13322306
Why isnt fleshlight making this?

>>13322306
>Rent out an office
>Fill it with these
>Charge $25 per half hour
>Hire cleaners to clean them for you
>?????
>Profit
Enjoy your free business idea /biz/

i would pay 30 bucks to "rent" that thing for half an hour if it was sanitary

Lewd.

>>13322312
they probably have a negro size model as well

>>13322341
this. this anon will reach the stars! WHAT HAVE YOU ANONS DONE IN YOUR LIFE?!

>>13322319

>>13322306
People need to start fearing automation, this thing makes women obsolete.

>>13322306
fuck yeah I want one of these

im starting a business with these, 5 machines should do it? $50 for 20 minutes?

>>13322319
>>13322354

>>13322357
What's your point?

>>13322341
very nice, you only forgot one thing
>sell collected semen to sperm bank

I wish I could get laid. It's really been making me depressed.

>>13322306
Where can these be purchased? Is there any more information pertaining to the company/owner? Need more information.

>>13322392
Unironic, best orgasm you can ever have

>>13322512
why not open a sperm bank in the same office? Have all of the machines output into one tank and have another dildo machine that impregnates the females who want a baby.

amount of
LIGHT

>wtflyingfuck

>>13322703
>implying that you’ve done this.
TOP KEK

>>13322312
Not wanting to jam your penis into a tighter stretchy cervice
What are you, gay?

>>13322390
Throw in some VR porn and you are all-set

>>13322306
>too embarrassed to fap
>will however put their dick in a machine
maybe its cultural

>>13322306
Now all we need is a female AI and we're set

>>13322306
XD

>>13322354
Imagine driving a gay little gokart just so a bull could hump you and cum inside it

>>13322341
You forgot that these things are probably outrageously expensive.

>>13322312
Nigger detected

But it's a machine
I cringed thinking about some chink machine malfunctioning video I've seen before and would never use this

>and amount of light
Virgin here, do vaginas really fluoresce inside like that device?

>>13323334
Ehhh knowing guys this'll pay for itself. Add alcohol to the mix and doubly

>>13322306
These things been around for years

>>13322341
I'd go, but I would definitely wear a condom.

>>13323324
My fucking sides
The things wagies do for a shekel

I WANT TO BUY IT

I WANT TO BUY IT

I WANT TO BUY IT

>>13322319
This works on humans too. It's how they get sperm samples from dead bodies.

I WANT TO BUY IT

I WANT TO BUY IT

>>13323649
RLC powered sex robots with PoCo are the future

I WANT TO BUY IT

I WANT TO BUY IT

>>13323670
>>13323628
>>13323649
>>13323690
this guy REALLY wants to buy it

I WANT TO BUY IT

Who makes this exact kind of videos? Is there a template? These kinds of videos are all over LinkdNormie and get a ton of resposnse.

I WANT TO BUY IT

I WANT TO BUY IT

I WANT TO BUY IT

I WANT TO BUY IT

I WANT TO BUY IT

I WANT TO BUY IT

I WANT TO BUY IT

>>13323818
I'll sell you 10 of them goy

I WANT TO BUY IT

>>13322306
>in terms of light
W H A T
ARE HUMAN WOMEN BIOLUMINESCENT?!?
how could I not know?

>>13322306
>milking men for their sperm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>13322306
>too embarrassed to masturbate
>not too embarrassed to fuck a piece of machinery

>>13323334
Ok then. How about instead of the machines, we just hire homeless women off the streets for pennies instead? Surely this is still a new and unique business model.

>>13322354
look at this wagie lmao

>>13323842
when she feels genuine pleasure and isn't faking it, the vagina starts emitting light

not that you would know

>>13322319
>>13323622
So why don't they sell these things commercially? Why bother with stupid prostate vibrators when you could use something that makes you instantly cum? I bet the fact that its instantaneous would make more guys try it without feeling like it was gay.

>>13322306
Literally from idiocracy

>>13322341
Ideally, this machine would take detachable fleshlights. That way there's no need to clean them/hire someone to clean them and less sanitation issues. Guys come in with their own or buy one off you for $30.

>>13323334
If they were $10,000, it would only take 400 uses (a little more than 1 customer per day per machine) to come out even, no pun intended. No to mention extra sales in your front-end sex toy shop with a larger flux of degenerates due to you being the only shop to have these bad boys.

>>13323394
depends how much pineapple she ate but yeah. i once used this slampigs pussy light so i could see enough to open the condom wrapper

>>13322354
the wagie life

>>13322354
GET BACK INTO YOUR COW CART WAGIE.

>>13322512
Sure, every woman with fertility problems would want to play the sperm russian roullet

>>13322664
ali express dot com, search sperm extractor

>>13323028
>a machine that has seen multiple uses and is only cleaned by some lowly paid chink that hates his job

>>13325178
This. Can't imagine putting my dick there.

>>13322306
Nah, the cartridges are prolly hella expensive.

>>13322306
Not a good investment. Not when there are alternative methods that are less expensive and more fun.