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13322074 No.13322074 [Reply] [Original]

>I never saw you laugh at any my jokes anon and I'm quite the funny guy
>why don't you tell ME a joke
what do /biz/

>> No.13322083

>womans rights

>> No.13322089

Do a 360 and walk away

>> No.13322107

>repeat one of his jokes back to him

>> No.13322120
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13322120

>>13322074
*Ahem*

>> No.13322131

>>13322089
but then you would walk right into him....

>> No.13322151

If you were so funny you wouldnt have to tell me you are.

>> No.13322154
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13322154

Is it okay if I told my boss the Pagliacci joke?

>> No.13322179

>start a new job
>company rule is that you have to tell a joke to the entire company at your first Friday lunch

>> No.13322270

White males

>> No.13322291

>>13322131
maybe he meant moonwalking

>> No.13322308

>>13322083

> father's rights

>> No.13322325

>>13322074
>a black guy, a Mexican, and a white guy walk into a bar

>> No.13322338

>>13322074
pull out my pocket mirrors and laser pointer and blind him for life

>> No.13323013
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13323013

A 9yo boy called Stacy wants to sodomize kitty but is told by dad, a trans called Lonah, that hewsh (special pronoum shewca made) must wait for being over age, next month.

>> No.13323064

>>13322074
Schlomo and Mosche are lined up in a queue to go into the gas chambers. Schlomo turns to the guard and says, "Oy Vey, I'll give you my last gold tooth if you can get me out of it". Mosche turns to the guard and says "Oy Vey, if you lend me Schlomo's gold tooth I'll break it up into many smaller fillings and sell them for great profit, then give you back the money plus interest, but only if you get me out of it." The guard ignores them and does his duty, pushing them into the gas chamber with the butt of his rifle and they die.

The joke is, there were no gas chambers in concentration camps, they were added after the war

>> No.13323075

>>13322074
A Muslim walks into a gay bar and orders shots for everyone

>> No.13323082

>>13322179
F

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13323088

>>13323064
>>13323075

>> No.13323090

What do you call 5 niggers hanging from a tree?

Mississippi wind chime

>> No.13323124

>>13322131
You have to go back

>> No.13323246

>>13323124
I can never tell if the guy correcting the guy correcting the 360 guy is part of the meme

>> No.13323252

>>13322074
Your face nigga lmaoo

>> No.13323367

>>13323246
It is. I've often newfagged this correct response for luls

>> No.13323380

how do you get a fag to fuck a girl?
shit in her cunt

>> No.13323413
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13323413

>>13322074
Punch his gaping maw.

>> No.13323450

>>13322120
kek

>> No.13323476
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13323476

>>13322074
Y-your 1 rep max.

>> No.13323775

>You hungry?
>ugh?
>let's go eat something

>> No.13323781

>>13323367
I'm guilty of this as well

>> No.13323791

>>13322179
I had sex for the first time when I was 20