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My only skills are creative writing and comedy. How can I become a millionaire? Or at least make $100k a year? Preferably online and/or solo.

>> No.13316434

Prostitution and telling jokes. Million dollar idea

>> No.13316437

>>13316429

hmm why don't you creatively write comedy?

>> No.13316441

>>13316429
key factors for success are (ascending order)
- IQ
- Discipline/Being Reliable
- Extraversion

If you're an extroverted (=outgoing) person you'll have it WAY easier to get rich. introverted rarely get any success. iq and discipline can get you far but are near worthless if you're a loner.

>> No.13316444

>>13316429
Get creative

>> No.13316459

>>13316441
god i fucking hate you... cant disagree tho...

>> No.13316463

>>13316441
Being good looking and talkative is probably 80% of success.

>> No.13316466

>>13316429
sucking cock at 5$ and selling your anus to old white grandpas is always a legit option for young people to make some money

>> No.13316475

>>13316429
Say something funny, write a set for me and I'll pay you

>> No.13316494

>>13316429
You don't sound very creative or funny.

>> No.13316496

>>13316463
lmao try 95
you know how many cock gobbling retards exist at the highest level of finance?
god i fucking hated working in silicon valley. i'll take the midwest, full of high iq loners that don't just fast talk for cash but even offices here are full of fucking sleazebag college rapists who were too hot or convincing to get convicted. i unironically should've gone into academia for the feelings of success and decent discussion.

>> No.13316504

subscribe to upwork and write articles for blogs
Once your e-reputation goes up, the pay can be decent.

>> No.13316546

>>13316441
the most beautiful part about this formula though is that in the modern world with sufficient
>DO IT FOR FREE
you can eventually build a brand online and do all your extraverted activites through social media/email/text so even if you're a nerd with terrible social skills, so long as you've shitposted long enough to be clever over text, you can still make it

>> No.13316570

>>13316475
Something funny

>> No.13316595

>>13316429
Just be like me and look forward to the end of it all. Life is so repeitive and retarded when you really think about it anyway.

>> No.13316634

>>13316429
tell me a joke, if I laugh I send you linkies

>> No.13316659

>>13316634
F+avUxNa goes to the whorehouse, a hooker turns around and says: " F+avUxNa, my god what are you doing here?"
F+avUxNa says: "Nothing mom, just visiting."

>> No.13316664

>>13316595
as someone who has legitimately drank side by side with jamie dimon at a table of 8, this

you can crawl all the way to the top and the only thing you'll feel is how far you are from where you started, and not in a good way.

in this world you can get cancer and die, and that's all you really need to know about life. just get out as early as you can and have no kids yourself.

>> No.13316859

>>13316459
Introversion is way easier to cure than the other two, just stop being a fag

>> No.13317530
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13317530

a cat was fucking a dog when a tomato fell from nowhere right on his face.
That's why you don't text driving.
Or fuck looking up.
Or are a cat.

>> No.13317681

>>13316441
>Discipline/Being Reliable
>Extraversion

F

I'm not going to make it

>> No.13317683

>>13316429
>My only skills are creative writing and comedy
Yeah? Where is your novel then?

>> No.13317704

>>13316429
Depends if your jewish. If so, you're all set - otherwise, not so much.

>> No.13317754

>>13316659
Chuckled desu

>> No.13317791

>>13316429
>learn how to edit videos
>monetize your creative and funny youtube videos
>shill them on reddit and 4chan
>make millions

Easy

>> No.13317922

>>13316429
I want to see her feet.

>> No.13318003
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13318003

>>13316441
>tfw have super extrovert friend
>tfw he can find a new job in 5 minutes asking his network because everybody likes him

>> No.13318014

>>13316429
Buy crypto

>> No.13318024

>>13318003
And why are you upset at this? Wouldn’t call you his “friend”

>> No.13318031

>>13318003
Dude... you have no idea how blessed you are, that's called networking, use him to get you a job.

>> No.13318075

>>13317683
>novels
>creative writing

>>13317791
I already know how to edit (kind of). I've edited few of my short films that have premiered at Oscar-qualifying festivals. But what kind of videos can I edit alone? Do I take material from movies, shows or videos by other people? Doesn't that infringe on some copyrights?

>> No.13318104

>>13316429
write a sitcom?

>> No.13318131

>>13318075
>Creative writing
Means nothing

Chances are you're a terrible writer but that doesn't mean you can't make money

>> No.13318141

>>13316429
>freckles

My only weakness.

>> No.13318157

>>13316429
My skills are farting without poopooing in my pants and whistling while walking. Maybe be we can club together and make something beautiful?

>> No.13318171

>>13316664
Feel free to off yourself