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>>13314342
>implying even this guy wants to be this guy

>>13314342

Implying that roided up giant is going to live past 45

>>13314342
ALPHA
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I rather be the think in the middle

>>13314342
Imagine that big motherfucker putting you in a chokehold.

>>13314342
>implying I would want to be anyone in this picture
Ouch.

>>13314342
reminder that he will never experience what it is like to fuck a woman that is taller than him

>>13314342
With lots of money I could get high quality hgh which will make me 7’+ and make dick grow. So actually you are wrong.

>>13314395
Since you're probably over 20 - how stupid are you to think that hgh would have ANY kind of effect for an already grown man?

He's going to live like a king in his prime. Absolute god mode.

Gonna be hard tho when he gets old and has to drag that frame around, imagine how hard his heart has to work.

>>13314384
>not the other way around
Kek, loser.

>>13314408
You don't understand you just gotta inject that shit straight into your dick

>>13314448
>imagine how hard his heart has to work.
What if I told you his heart is proportional to his body?

>>13314408
You have not researched hgh, hgh makes everything grow. Just don’t abuse it or you’ll end up with massive bowels and look pregnant. (pic related)

Everyone who doesn't want to be that guy is just braindead. You're pretty much getting everything you want just be existing if you have such a presence.

>>13314464
where is this picture of satoshi from?
actually he looks like your stereotypical boomer audiophile minus the aloha button up

>>13314599
he was on jre

Why would i want to be a white male and have to live in the black man’s shadow? White girls don’t date inside their race

>>13314768
>he doesn't know

>>13314768
que?
The fuck u on about??

>>13314342
Imagine the SMELL

Unironically not jelly. When you have physical traits that stand out too much people define your whole personhood as that and only that.

>>13314342

i would fucking hate to be this guy

>>13314342
Look how fucking weird his joints look. I’m 6’4” and I feel fucking bad for this guy.

what a fucking beta lmao i bet that guys never even seen a bare vagine in his life

His frame and way he walks is just weird and awkward, doesn't even look good. Guy looks insecure as shit too.

Bet the 5"11 wigger to the left of him slays 10x as many chicks.

>>13314373
>>13314389
>>13314768
Jellyyyyy...

>>13315651
watch the video. Within just a few min of standing there the dude is swarmed repeatedly by hot dutch chicks. One tried hanging off his arm and literally had an orgasm on camera

>>13314342
ok? nothing i can really do about changing my height. please don't infect /biz/ with /fit/ mental illness.

>>13314373
>implying he isn't
>implying you aren't a fat jealous khiv neet

>>13314342
>implying that it isn't a girl

>>13315698
>>13315723
>>13314379
>>13314342
>he doesn't have an inferiority complex that he makes up for through accumulating wealth and power
>he thinks he's going to make it

show me some billionaires that are 7 feet tall

>>13315739
Micheal Jordan nearly makes it - but hes 6'6

>that mire from the black guy at the end

>>13314342
>Search Results
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Impact of height and weight on life span. ... Men of height 175.3 cm or less lived an average of 4.95 years longer than those of height over 175.3 cm, while men of height 170.2 cm or less lived 7.46 years longer than those of at least 182.9 cm.

https://youtu.be/ggzqTpNFJTc?t=117
This is the guy walking through a grocery store. Literally every woman in the place is creaming on sight.

>>13315773
>implying everyone isn't just looking at him because he's a circus freak like the 5'9" manlet at 2:54

by the way he's moving you see that he'd have no chance against a tiny agile shinobi manlet like Sekiro

>>13315773
>only 7 foot

this kid is even taller, he's a 7'7" high school basketball player

just look at him, i bet women start orgasming as soon as he walks into a room and he slays pussy wherever he goes

>>13315773
go join a fraternity if female attention matters that much to you.

>>13315797
>not having a neck longer than the basketball
never gonna make it

>>13315773
>that hover on the girl
lmao what a dork

>>13315832
/ourguy/ after all

>>13314392
underrated

>>13315702
What video

>>13314342
i don't want to be this freak, man

>>13314342
felt like this when i was in india last year, not a good feel and you really shouldn't care what other people think about you

>>13314568
ehh, doesn't really work like that

pictures with him standing next to small/average people really do make him look bigger

>>13314342
I already have simmilar fashion sense but better hair and a cool moustache, so that guy's status would be a downgrade for me.

Dudes been whoring out his length for years with bodybuilding expos and now even trying to become an actor.

Just hope for him that hes a grower

>>13315773
Fuck that, you'd need to be making some serious coin just to get enough food to keep that physique.

>trying to function in a society built for the average human as anything but the average human
even if he made it the crushing weight of everyone else will pull him down

>>13314342
hes already dead of heart failure

>>13314342
He eats even more than pro bodybuilders and takes the same if not more steroids, yet...

>>13315802
better to rule in hell than serve in heaven, fuck that. i don't want to be chad's clean up crew. there's very little nerds have a right to look down on but the pudgy "funny" guy in the fraternity will forever be one of them.

>>13314768
Quit it with the porn, I'm serious fren

>>13316484
>5'11"
Gets me every time

>>13314342
Can’t even walk normally, can see those knees buckling underneath his ratty looking jeans

>>13314342
Don't even want to be this guy in particular, that cocaine poker chad seems to be having much more fun, the game of thorns mad lad has much comfier powerstrength and the average amish man has much better reproductive fitness.
If you gonna want to be someone other than yourself, at least optimise.

>>13315797

>>13314342
Imagine being this insecure

Bro... imagine like 10,000 years ago you see this motherfucker with his tribe stood on the opposite end of the field as you and your tribe just as you're about to war over land and this absolute unit locks eyes with you and raises his club up at you...

Then, my nigger, remember your ancestors actually LIVED THROUGH THAT and survived and that's how you're here. One of your ancestors probably fucked up a giant motherfucker like this and was the tribe bad motherfucker for a while

>>13315702
Link

>>13316767
in that moment you now you made a mistake

>>13316791
know*

>>13316767
>Smirfnor, we know you are only 5’11”, but you must take on Grog the Tall. He has singled you out.

>>13316800
AAAAAAAA

>>13316811
fucking kek

>>13316767
https://youtu.be/Sq-uMIZGETs

>>13315773

Giant freak being followed around by entourage and camera crew.

OMG WHY IS HE GETTING SO MUCH ATTENTION!? Women don't give a shit about looks but that perceived status will make them stop and stare.

>>13316767
humans hunted mammoths to extinction by being absolutely dirty and out maneuvering as hell, weapons and numbers make all the difference in that context

I don’t give a flying fuck

>>13315745
MJ is actually 6’4.5”. 6’6” with shoes.

>>13316890
Yes you do you son of a bitch

>>13316635
Lmao look at that tiny negro

>>13316767
They had bow and arrows back then, it was probably actually beneficial to be smaller and less of a target.

>X leg shape
>you'll never be like this guy
thank GOD

>>13317344
Why do you think porn has like 4 hung black actors? Shit is not common, i love bbc is a stereotype. Imagine all the disspointment out there, wish i had pic of the girls face lmao

>>13317344
Why do you have this picture saved on your computer?

>>13316767
And they lived all that just to produce you.
Hope you feel good about yourself anon. Don't let your ancestors down

>>13314768
>He didn't see the down low nigger on the right snapping his neck to get a second look at this Aryan übermensch

>>13318076
lol no, they had axes and all sorts of hand to hand combat weapons. Check this out, you'll find it cool:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tollense_valley_battlefield

>>13318149
Did you even read it? Says they found a shitload of arrowheads...

>>13318173
"Spears, clubs, swords, knives, sickles and arrows were used during the battle. "
Yeah of course they had arrows, but being tiny will not exactly help you when fighting with spears, clubs, swords, knives and sickles.

>>13318208
I didn't say tiny, just smaller than the fucking giant. It doesn't take a genius to aim for the huge guy. If you stand out you're a target.

>>13316858
>humans hunted mammoths to extinction
That's just a misanthropist myth. No proof this ever happened.

>>13314342
That's fine at least I'll have money and bitches.

>>13318288
A giant of that size would be able to wear an impressive set of armour. No arrow could pierce it. You’d have to aim for the slits at the joints which would be a very difficult target.

>>13318288
The main disadvantage of a huge size is energy consumption. Anything else would have been an advantage in prehistoric times.

>>13318375
>armour

The hypothetical proposed was fucking prehistoric times.

>>13315832
>>13315854
Oh god, even though he is titanchad

Can buy enough gh so your offspring are tho

He's like what, seven foot? Anything over 6'5 or 6'6 and shit starts to get really uncomfortable because you live in a world that isn't built for you.

>>13314342
4u

>>13315764
Feet and inches you disgusting mongoloid.

>>13314342

genetically lucky

>>13314342
That guy is so big his life must be hell. Cant fit his dick inside most women so hes , all clothes must be custom made, and cant fit in most bed sizes, and shower heads only ever hit his chest. Mother fucker would have to built a custom house just for himself. god help him if hes poor.

>yo some people have it better than you so you should kill yourself

Back to >>r9k

>>13318467
Strips of wood+bark, as well as leather and or hide would provide some protection against projectiles.

>>13315797
S-son?

>>13319230
Do you think cock size correlates with height? Fucking lol. One of my friends dated a gym guy who was around 6'5" who had a literal micropenis. His cock was around 1.2-1.5 inches hard.

>>13314368
This

>>13315711
Biz attracts the worst people of fit pol and b.

>>13316741
is this in london?

>>13318107
Imagine being so insecure that you believe in that lie. Please send me a link where it is strictly hung white males plowing through poon.

Meanwhile over at blackkked, the hottest legal white bitches are getting their insides rearranged by bbc

>>13319610
Fuck off bigger no one cares about paid porn whores lmao