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How can we decentralize the sperm banking ecosystem?

>> No.13314135
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Imagine the succ

>> No.13314141

>>13314125
iExec powered dick sucking robots with PoCo enabled to verify the dicks were sucked, and then iExec datasets to keep track and also iExec powered delivery robots.

>> No.13314142

>>13314125
How can I invest in this machine?

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>>13314125
How do we short Roasties?

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>>13314125
the succ tho

>> No.13314150

>>13314125
where can i buy one? asking for a friend

>> No.13314154

>>13314125
Do I need a prescription to purchase this machine?

>> No.13314160

>>13314125
This is it boys, the beginning of sex robots.

>> No.13314176

>>13314125

Thots BTFO

>> No.13314180

Too embarrassed to masturbate in public but not too embarrassed to stick their dicks in an onahole in public?

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>>13314125
why can't they make these robots look like this

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do baginas really expand and contract like that? ....

>> No.13314194

>>13314185
Yes. They have more teeth than that though.

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>>13314125
Next stop: sexy androids with self-cleaning inserts.

>> No.13314211

>>13314205
until they make artificial muscle a reality the noise will be awful tho. a sexbot sounding like a fucking 3d printer is the least sexy thing after a toaster.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywnuT5mVBl4

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>>13314185
Fun Fact:
There is a Bagina out there in the world where it reaches climax, its powerful muscles may produce enough displacement to rip out male genitalia during intercourse. Just ask that one Brit from /pol/

>> No.13314218

>>13314125
hello im here to make a deposit

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>>13314211
You got shit taste bro. That thing sounds sexy.

>> No.13314226

>>13314211
and of course when artificial muscle becomes a thing artificial circulation must be also because otherwise the muscle will overheat, then artificial perspiration and breathing you will end up something close to biological complexity pretty fast. at that point it will cost as much as a city meanwhile the chinks will vat grow mentally stunted clone bitches from stolen supermodel material for $150 if you get it as a kid and raise it yourself.

>> No.13314228

>>13314216
as someone that almost got his dick snapped in two by a vagina i can almost believe that.

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>>13314216
nnnnnnnnnnnnggggggghhhhhhh

>> No.13314247

>>13314228
>t. chubby chaser

>> No.13314761

>>13314228
Ech, I have had sex with a girl that injured my dick. Some of the most painful experience in my life.