/biz/ - Business & Finance

I am just a lonely neet
Nothing to do except beat my meat.

Watching graphs all day
Waiting for them to sway

But something in my life is quite smelly,
The stentch, coming from a big belly.

A big, big belly not of my own,
A belly so big it exsists in different time zones.

Covered by a checkered shirt
Being worn by an introvert

One so sexy I can’t deny
And the price, will fly sky high

Just know that if you come with me on this ride
You will start you feel crazy, delusional and snide

But once you’re on you can’t get off
Like Mr. bones with an added schlop

But know that you will not be alone
Together, we will sit atop our thrones

And as the time grows ever near...
Keep repeating this:
1000 dollars end of year

>>13309611

COMPRO COMPRO COMPRO COMPRO
COMPRO COMPRO
WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN

AAH

>>13309611
Sergei sucks
He made a scam
He is fat
Like damn
Millions of dollars
No product yet
Lots of followers
Who smell like shit

dildos are red
I am blue
I’ve lost all my money
And soon so will you

NEET sleeping
investment crushing to zero
at least stinky

I dreamt upon a midnight weary
My bags were heavy, eyes were teary
From the gains I'd left behind, and
All the FUD that plagued my mind

I dreamt there was a NEET solution
To solve the fourth tech revolution
The impact would be but historical
We have the coins, but who was oracle?

And I awoke to my surprise
A green dildo before my eyes.
And Sergey shouting, never fear
One thousand dollars, END OF YEAR!

>>13310190
It's 5/7/5 fampai.

Food,
Shelter,
Multiply...
Economize instead.
Artificial scarcity,
Intelligence
Community...
Chips,
Coins,
False reals,
Fraud meals,
Monopoly
Live action
to the dead
in the head.
Shot

NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA
I'M A LINK MARINE NIGGA

Rent free in my head
Big Mac dreams, pee pee poo poo
Mommy gib tendies

>>13309611
I do not wipe
I do stink
I don't need hype
Because I've got link

wagy wagy every day
surely there must be some other way
a blue white cube with chains and links.
will save me from this slavery i think.

Beautiful stuff guys!! Wow!!

>>13310922
Mine was good.

Hey guys Sergey here... Here's my little script that I've been working on for a year.

Started it cause I am a jew.
Mainnet is still very far.
Oh poor souls, If only you knew
How bad things really are.

>>13311008
Very beautiful!

>>13310201
Best in class sticker for this young chap.

There once walked a man. A man. A man. Not a regular man. Oh no no no. This man deigned to walk amongst man. For this man was both above and of the people. This man knew of the problem. He had long pondered the protocol. The protocol of his father. Though his father was in all man, not all man could understand the protocol. But the aforementioned man knew. He had studied under candle dim for many years. He travelled amongst men to understand their world. He studied their minds having mastered their sciences in his youth. Then he was ready. He gathered to him minds bright and the gifted. He solved the problem. He wrote his name in history. It went vertical just as prophesied. There was joy in the streets. There was blood in the banks. There was the singularity. The man never gave his real name. Amongst man he called himself Nazarov. Sergey Nazarov.

A haiku:

One can never tell
What the money belly thinks
Apart from Big Macs

Yo, yo, yoooo

Stinky linky dumpedy doo
Stinky linky dump dumpedy doo
Stinky linky dump dump dumpedy doo
Whos gonna buy those shitcones from you?

No mainnet in sight,
Sergey took a flight,
Rory's in a motherfucking E-thot twitter fight

A two man team,
32 million for a philosophers dream,
at this point in time stinky linky looks like a goddamn meme

Flannelman grew up in the street,
slinging ERC tokens for something to eat,
even the faithful are close to defeat

Investors in the dark,
biz is filled with daily larp,
the prophets have come and gone,
Assblaster left us all alone

Radio silence for years,
even Timo dumped his bags and broke out in tears,
Fear, uncertainty and doubt is all thats left for his fellow marines

yo, yo, yooo

Stinky linky dumpedy doo
Stinky linky dump dumpedy doo
Stinky linky dump dump dumpedy doo
Whos gonna buy those shitcoins from you?

Link, the greatest stink
More money in my belly
Thousand end of year

CHAINLINK TOWN

The bloody normies are bloody keen
To bloody ignore bloody LinkMarines
The bloody marketers a bloody bird
Who bloody misspells every bloody word
At bloody Devcons and on bloody streams
He bloody mentions bloody "hundredsofteams"
These bloody breadcrumbs aren't bloody found
Anywhere in Chainlink Town

The bloody scene is bloody sad
The bloody news is bloody bad
The bloody holders have no bloody luck
The bloody Rorys a bloody cuck
The bloody Sergey mentions bloody cheese
Whilst I'm bloody crying on my bloody knees
It bloody hurts to look around
Everywhere in Chainlinktown

The bloody rocket is bloody late
The bloody Russian's gained bloody weight
You're bloody moneys lost every bloody pound
Stuck in fucking Chainlink Town

The bloody mainnet bloody arrives
To bloody improve our bloody lives
The bloody normies bloody buy
The bloody NoLinkers will bloody cry

This is some next level autism

>>13311420