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Pump it edition

What are you guys betting on with your virtual money ?

I'm shorting semiconductors.

YVR

hold me

>>13292782
jpm had worse prospects last earnings I think they went down and citi went up, anyways im buying wells fargo theyre the underdog

Where are my /LPTX/ boys? I upped my position to 500 shares today.

>>13292841
I sold 500 shares. Bored.

>>13292841
I'm sitting on 250, trying to figure out when the party starts and hoping something else I'm waiting on pops before this one does so I can more.

>>13292825
Yeah so if they beat it it will head back to the 110 range perhaps?
Idk I've lost so much money this week I'm desperate for a 5x on some options.

Is it wrong to invest in shit like tranny surgeries if it will make you rich?

mandatory SJM shill for jelly thread

>>13292901
I dont know what jpm is going to do, ive followed banks for a few years now and its always been 50/50 for the group JPM C BAC WFC. But theres definitely a lot of people shorting the banks from the yield inversion so it could be a full sweep this time. I give probability to the upside

>>13292901
kek LYFT buyers
when you desperate like that you should take break from trading

CPTA is mooning, push it all the way so I can profit on it

>>13292841
Just chillin'.

>>13292977
>implying I bought lyft
Im not a fucking idiot. I tried buying puts day 1 but my broker didn't have em.
Trump fucked my carefully calculated SPY calls with his dumbass tweet.
I'm actually quite good at this stuff usually,

SPY puts!

does anyone have a link to that website that shows you the net sentiment of certain trading demographics (like large specs: +2000, commercial: +560, small specs: -9999)

>>13293223
https://www.barchart.com/futures/commitment-of-traders/technical-charts/ES*0

>>13293254
ty

>>13293223
>13293223
Why dont you look at the Fear Index one.

>>13293223
HMMM
Time to become a smug bull again (especially if the market starts going down, so that I can continually smugpost all the way to the bottom and back up)

Is now a good time to buy spy? And if so what's a good initial buy in?

>>13293304
No. After it breaks 290 is when you buy short, 293 long. Otherwise we’re gonna bounce between support and resistance for awhile

>>13293304

Best time to average in is right after a market correction like the one last last year. Whenever the daily RSI is oversold, start slowly buying in. This is assuming you're going long hodl and don't plan to sell for some years, and understand that you portfolio will be in the red for a while as things sort themselves out.

Right now isn't good. Upside in exchange for your risk is questionable.

You know His name. 0.51 x 4 is not to shabby not at these prices anyway. Buy Him now and worry not for 15 - 20 years he will be taking care of you while you slave away at that job you hate.

Go to work and bear it; keep smiling on the inside friends cause you know you gotta exit plan in the works. Retire from that shit job and then kick back and relax. Let His fat payout keep you nice and warm during the cold winter months. You won't have to bother with working ever again; you can just occupy yourself with the chump next door neighbor's 18 year old daughter. Her parents will be suckers; they'll think she's got a job. Hey it won't be a lie; she does get paid after all for taking care of you in the bedroom. College is expensive as fuck after all.

Fellas I am super heavy in BABA. Made a shitload this year thus far in it. Any suggestions on when to get out or should I hold through any correction?

>>13292759
Is it even possible to profitably retail trade on vol with DTE < 30? I want to collect as much premium as possible while limiting my downside to just extreme vol situations but I feel like this only going to work if I starting capital

It just absolutely refuses to break 2899. This is the most persistent pattern I’ve seen in these markets for months.

>>13292841
Just bought two shares

>>13293378

>writing calls while buying deep OTM puts
Well fellas? Do I spin the chamber?

>>13293377
if I have significant starting capital*
I wanna run some active trades with a couple hundred dollars leveraged since I'm dirt poor, anybody got experience with vol trading or are yall just YOLOing it?

>>13293304
>>13293336
>>13293362
why are people still buying SPY instead of VTI

lol

>>13293069
Damn son. What percentage of your portfolio?

What actually happens if you write calls and they moon 100000%? Does your broker show up and break your legs?

>>13293441
Oh it's 100%. I have a sound pension waiting for me if I end up blowing my life savings so I figure why not take a shot at being able to retire a few decades early.

>>13293456
you get paid and then the SEC rapes you for insider trading

>>13293456
if they're covered calls, then they just get exercised and you get your shares bought at whatever price the calls were at (your main risk is a loss of upside)

>>13293477
if you're writing (selling) options, then the best thing for you is if those options expire worthless (you keep your premium and pay no other costs)

>>13293503
oh I was assuming you just get paid the price minus strike, yeah you're right I'm sure you just get the asset at the strike price. IDK if brokers just automatically sell when you exercise

>>13292841
OH HOW I WANT TO BREAK FREEEEEE

short gold long oil

Guys why hasn't the market crashed yet? And why are people not pulling money out and waiting for the next crash?

Is it greed keeping people in? Would it be wise for me to cash out and just wait?

Honestly I think lyft will hit 35 by next week. It sounds good as a headline
>Lyft down over 50% in 2 weeks

rkg posting been sluggish since getting opioid prescription xD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OfnM9wfHus

>>13293559
markets have historically peaked several months after yield curve inversion, and the most recent inversion may not even be legit since banks are now price-blind buyers of sovereign bonds due to 08 Fed changes.
So market theoretically has a lot more gas if the warning light was a real warning light, and it may not even be a good warning light.
idk I'm just a scrub, this is what I've heard from other sources

>>13293584
Right now I have only 50% of my money in the market. I am very much in Chinese stocks and I was planning to just pull out after the deal comes through and wait for an election crash but I don't know what to do.

It's all so tiresome.

Gigantic spec here
I'm going to aquire a large amount of PEP
BUY BUY BUY

>>13293608
>election crash
I have some bad news for you, anon

>>13292841
sitting on 300, gonna slowly accumulate until pic related happens.

>>13293069
Good evening, Mr. Leap Esq. III

Is there a single candidate in the upcoming election that is good for wall street?

>>13293616
go on

>>13293608
>chinese stocks
word from the ultra rich chinese kids I know is that chinese equity is a shitshow. How has that worked out for you? I go to a large midwest school that all the mega-wealthy Uncle Xi kids get shipped out to, so I've not even looked at chink stocks since I heard that warning last quarter

>>13293634
Biden wouldn't be bad, imo

>>13293397
why are people still buying VTI instead of DGRO

lol

XLM will moon on Monday

Don't say I didn't warn you

>>13293642
made a killing on BABA. So much so its concerning me.

>>13293634
Bernie winning would crash the market, causing his socialist goons to think it's retaliatory from the banker class and not just the normal expectation when someone who hates financial institutions takes power. This is gonna cause them to push for a more sweeping anti-financial agenda, and they might unironically lock up bankers, crashing the market further. It's going to be inverse Trump.

If he or Warren (less worried about Warren I don't think she's as autistic as she's trying to sound this early) wins the nomination, I fully intend to buy as many deep OTM puts as I can get my hands on, expiring April 2022

>>13293687
Are you just long? Jesus when did you buy

>>13292714
I’ve got 10 shares with Schwab right now ($5 transaction fees). Does it make sense to try to trade this catalyst? The event is after session tomorrow. Do I get out near the end of the session and then get back in after a couple of days?

I’m generally a position trader, and I think Disney will be worth holding on to in the long run with DRIP. So i don’t really know what to do here.
.
.
.
(for at least a year, at which point I’ll reevaluate if we still have recession concerns, and may liquidate 50-75% of my holdings. Generally I want high quality companies with DRIPping dividends like Disney and Apple, who will almost certainly come back even after recess, because consumers consume and shepherds lead sheep, etc.)

>>13293697
FAANG will tank if Warren gets the nomination.

>>13293705
yeah just long

in December

Buy APHA puts, they've got earning coming up. I've never seen dudeweed run on earnings because they're reality checks.
>>13293730
I'd jump out here and buy back in like 3-5 days.

>>13293697
Neither Bernie nor any other socialist will ever be president if they win. A patriotic American will provide a second amendment solution to that problem, if it ever happened.

>>13293732
she literally can't break them up, there's a 0 (zero) percent chance she even gets close to pulling it off

How do I get really rich really fast?

>>13293741
wow you literally caught the knife, are you leveraged?

>>13293769
Buy weekly calls on QQQ every week

>>13293765
jeez louise where's you memeifesto man?

>>13293766
There's a 100% chance they tank anyways.

>>13293782
No I am not advanced enough for that sort of stuff sadly.

>>13293798
it'll be priced in by Iowa m9

>>13293769
Buy 5000 dollars in LYFT puts 4 days ago

I want deval patrick as pres

Who here has experience with penny stocks? My current strategy is to buy just about anything with a 5-10% dip then set it to autosell if it gains 20% from my initial investment. Other than that I eyeball it throughout the day and sell stubborn stocks as long as they're green. Just bought a bunch of stuff on that dipped today so my portfolio looks bad.

>>13293955
what stocks are you currently holding

>>13293581
m-maybe O_O
but also have been:
>making really good, early trades so dont need be around computer so much
>made alot of money few weeks ago so have been busy spending it like desperate poor person
>building two computers with fancy water cooling so taking alot of time

>>13294019
Laaaarp

>>13293643
You think the virtue signaling left would go for it if he had Michelle as VP?

>>13293697
Literally never will this country elect a Jew. They’re hated by the left and the right.

>>13294019
>Me sure am want water pipes in my computer!
That’s cute!
Now step on my dick and choke me with your yoga pants.

>>13292948
>ruining a perfectly good set of male genitalia like this

>>13292948
Has a trans person ever been happy post op? Like ever? Its a physical solution to a mental problem.
That south park where kyle wants to be a tall black guy still holds up.

>>13294115
Jelly :<

>>13294137
Me need watercooler because Intel chip OCing to 5.4hz
Can unironically trade faster than 99% of retail with this

>choking with anything but wire
It like you want them for enjoy their last moments

>>13293955
>Who here has experience with penny stocks?

this is /smg/ bro. We don't buy stock under 150 USD/share

How do we climb that fuckin wall?

I just got started trading the beginning of this month, made some good trades mostly by just being lucky and naturally have stalled.
There's so many obscure stocks that some of you guys have mentioned in this general that its mind boggling to me that you could even have the foresight to find this companies and correctly determine that they will go up 10-30%.

How do you guys sift through all the tickers to find these? Should I start running big spreadsheets tracking 500+ stocks for earnings reports/press releases/swing trends etc?

>>13294019
>made alot of money few weeks ago so have been busy spending it like desperate poor person
wow woww ow! :)

>>13294150
it is only a matter of time pendulum starts a hormone therapy himself xD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M53WBYa_n4c

>Estimated returnsLYFT at $60.19 on 10th Apr 2019
>Entry cost: $1000 (net debit) see details
>Maximum risk: $1000 at a price of $60 on day 14th Apr 2019
>Maximum return: $899000 at a price of $0.05 at expiry
>Breakevens at expiry: $44.95

How should I hedge this?

>>13294213
>it is only a matter of time pendulum starts a hormone therapy himself xD

>>13294204
Stock scanners. Oversold, 52 week lows, implied volatility are my favorites.

>>13294204
this is what stock screeners are for

https://www.tradingview.com/screener/

>>13294204
https://www.biopharmcatalyst.com is a good stock screener with a biotech focus

>>13294233
>>13294239
>>13294258
thanks bros

futures triple topped

>>13292948
This is tragic on so many levels. Just born.

>>13294184
OH FUCK RKG
tie me down with your IV tubes
Choke me with that wire
Drown me in your steaming piss!!!

Me am enjoy every moment like my last I’d spent with you +_+

>>13294293
take it easy comfy

Has anyone lost more than me this month?
>down 13,000

i have to do some research
the stock market has been crazy and my last pick was awful

>>13294321
How though...

>>13294327
4000 on SPY/shitty options and 9000 missing a sell point on a biotech. Still up 50% on my principal though.

>>13294343
Just short lyft / buy puts... You'll make it back. I lost 10k last year during black christmas, shoulda held but was weak and on margin.

>>13294321
down big on my NAK position

>>13294282
>>13294150
It’s so fucking sad. I’m convinced there’s a biological basis for a lot of transgenders. SRY gene, chemical disrupters. Brain structure differences that line up with the identified gender have been found in many cases.

But these poor souls that are convinced that radical surgery will solve their problems, I feel bad for them.

Sometimes you just have to be satisfied with fantasy. After all, I’ll never have a GIGANTIC porn cock for RKG to bounce up and down on til she cums, then stick pushpins in and laugh as it deflates. But I can just imagine it and do my best.

Long biotech.

>>13294355
>>13294343
Uber will IPO soon, it's a fresher opportunity that will likely be similarly overvalued at its IPO price

>>13294373
Lyft is collapsing because of Uber though. People trying to short Uber might get brainfucked by lyfts 2 billion in lost market value.

>>13293823
This. Jesus 5k at the 4000% or whatever was put up here would be a nice deal.

>>13294369
transgender is just a way for middleclass white zoomers to fomo into feeling oppressed and getting mad likes blogshitting on social media.

>>13294406
If you spent 5000 on 70 puts bought when it was at 80, you'd have over 1 million right now

>>13294425
>a way for middleclass white zoomers to fomo into feeling oppressed and getting mad likes blogshitting on social media

an easier way would be for them to blog about being "mentally ill" (it's an objective fact that most mental illnesses are real diseases with a genuine neurological basis, but I think a lot of teens who blog about being mentally ill aren't actually mentally ill)

>>13294369
actually surgery very rare i think, 95% or so take only hormones or something

>Brain structure differences
physically brain of trans are between male and female, not quite normal brain

>20,000% return on investment

>>13294453
Market over saturated, everyone is mentally ill.

I had a tumblr with 100,000 followers in the early 2010s, I'd pretend to be a pansexual furry into self harm for likes and follows. Got a lot of free shit and paypal donations from it.

>>13294445
>if

>>13294425
They don't want to feel oppressed.

They want to claim being oppressed because in modern Western society if you are perceived to be a victim you can bully anyone you please.

Shill me on YVR
I don’t see any reason to put in 1k so unless someone is willing to give me the catalysts and price target I ain’t investing
I’ve done PLUG
GALT
LCI
TELL
And all those have made significant gains for me so why YVR?

Pinterest is the most obvious short but I actually like pinterest and think its a good platform with a cash-disposing userbase.
It'll pop after their first ER.

>>13294460
>>13294369
this is the general scientific consensus, iirc
this semen slurping website won't let me link the scientific articles I found for this post

>>13294369
>she
RKG is the cancer you were talking about.

>>13294483
no larping, how the hell did you profit on a penny stock, just thinking about buying one makes me feel dirty inside

Thoughts on VTI?

>>13294473
That's way too complicated, should have just pretended to be a girl drawing hentai. Men bend over backwards for that, ordering their entire Amazon wishlist and donating shit tons on patreon cause they think it's going to some horny girl who likes to draw porn all day even if the art is shit.

>>13294507
Only natural born sex machines buy it.

Get in there.

>>13294507
buy it constantly and consistently forever

>>13294507
it's the ETF version of VTSAX (literally)
it tracks the US entire stock market, you can't go wrong with it long term

>>13294480
Sad but true. There's actually real transgenders but right now gender identity is such a fad. When I was applying to colleges a few years back there were 16+ gender identities on the dropdown selection.
Its crazy.
What i don't understand is why doesn't anyone see that labeling your sexuality/gender is just an effort in conforming to the stereotypical gender roles and tropes that progressives had fought so hard against for years?

>>13294511
I drew hentai too most of my followers were gay guys I think that wanted to bang a 16 year old.

>>13294445
The thing is, is that wouldn't have even been a ludicrous bet to make. in fact, it was a logical one

Missing out always sucks, of course - but the fact that these opportunities exist in relative abundance is pretty outstanding

>>13294373
Can't be nearly as dramatic, people are going to expect this. Honestly it's entirely possible that the stock gets shit on so hard that the right move could be buying calls two weeks after open.

>>13294554
I remember we were talking about buying lyft puts itt when it IPO'd, nobody was being bullish. I completely forgot about lyft. If I'd seen that drop 3 days ago I would've bought puts for sure.

Future hit the 2900 and dumped again. We're probably headed down tomorrow.

death to the craaaab
banks to push it over 2900 by monday

*missed the 2900

>>13294602
I haven't seen very much bullishness on banks

>>13293765
yeah right if they couldn’t kill the black guy and they can’t kill the retard then (nobody) can kill them

>>13294641
its because of the 10 year yield dropping but it will come back

>>13294542
Progressives aren't striving for consistency or even anything coherent. They see everything as a power struggle. And sexuality, gender, and race are the strongest wedges they can push.

The right isn't a whole lot better but they have the advantage of no longer being the aggressors. It's why the left as a whole has lost a lot of cultural power and is getting more insane with the purity tests around an ideology grounded in nothing.

>>13294673
The far right is getting more extremist though. Far left still hasn't reached the levels they did during the ecoterrorism days

>>13292948
>that image

I am going to pray tonight for forgiveness for mankind

>>13294698
Except when they're shooting up softball games.

FUCK

At this rate, by the time I’ve earned enough to get big dick papi surgery for RKG pusi I’ll have to start saving up for hair loss surgery!

How to make more money faster increase gains x1000?

>>13294698
wrong. look up bloodied trump supporters vs bloodied up hillary supporters.
one group doesn't exist and the other has thousands of pictures that the media won't report.

>>13294712
I hardly think one buttsore congresscritter being popped is anything compared to mass terrorism on civies.

>>13294733
Sounds real fake but bloodied =/= mass murder

False equivalency game strong bro.

>>13294698
I agree. But a lot of what the right is becoming was a result of the left going in on overtly tribal politics.

For quite a while it was just flirting. But during Obama's presidency the problem ballooned. For the record, I voted for Obama in 2008. My issue is far less with him than the change in thought processes at the time.

What essentially happened is that the left had a range of groups that had little in common. In order to glue those groups together they needed either a unifying message or a central hate object. Back in the 80s when I was growing up they were gaining cultural power by emphasizing seeing the individual. Once they had enough they felt they controlled the overton window, they switched from individual to collective.

Now the legacy aspects make even less sense. Ever wondered how a multicultural society is supposed to survive if the party that claims it's the only path also shames people into voting based entirely on their skin color and genitals?

>>13294745
>>13294754
Maybe I need to learn a little more about the ecoterrorism era, exactly what was the body count?

>>13294733
We all know false flags and agent provacateurs are not difficult to pull off but very difficult to prove.

If you go out and March in support of a boomer politician who wants to fuck you over and stick your children with massive debt, someone should try to smack some sense into you.

>>13294808

Obumma's not a boomer though

>>13294791
>Brought to you by the Heritage Foundation

>>13294827
I don't read them. Or much right wing news or opinion pieces. I came to similar conclusions on my own though. And apparently so did others since there is an obvious move away from the left that wasn't just confined to me.

But go ahead and dismiss it. I'm sure its nothing.

>Next gen Kingdom Hearts has Dolan and gooby fighting alongside Han Solo, Yoda, the XMen, the Simpsons, The Avengers, and fucking It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

Which new theme park are you hoping they make in your town?

>>13294825
Hillary and Dolan are.
Two of the most selfish and unlovable people I could think of. Epitomies of the entitled generation.

Curious about /smg/ take on prc crypto mining ban FUD?

woah
this ON dump O_O
well, aslong as still over 2892 it pretty bullish still

>>13294904
i suggest you take it to one of the other 50 crypto threads

>>13294904
it's called noise, you're not ready to understand a long position that pays off yet.

and god damn it i called amrs at 2.13 and didn't buy it

>>13294877
the one that creates the lowest rate of injury to patron, and the one that provides the best entertainment possibilities.

>>13295076
>I don't want to be sued
>shit should be fun

>>13295076
>he doesn’t want injuries driving up the value of blackmarket opiods
>he doesn’t want to raise his SMV as all the men in his area are crippled from amusement park rides

>he doesn’t even have an opinion on what he would enjoy most

>>13294957
Red going into earnings season is bullish.

>>13292759
NASDAQ IPO notifications:
https://blastnotifications.com/nasdaq_upcoming_ipo.html

Earnings surprise notifications:
https://blastnotifications.com/nasdaq_earnings_surprise.html

>>13294808
>having children
I wish with government would invest 500k in me sterilizing myself.

>>13295314
>this is why the world will have less based Americans and Japanese and more unbased “Americans” and “yuropeans”

Hey ratsu, how do you play a post-trading “investors day”?

>>13294305
>RKG reporting people
RKG defense force is out for blood today!

Anyone else a /middlebuyer/ here?
What I mean by that is you understand buy low and sell high mentality but for some reason you always buy the middle? I’ve been cursed with this luck for years and while I’ve made small gains from it I feel as though I’ve ever rarely caught a stock at bottom
Any tips on how to catch that other than TA? I use RSI/stochastic and Candle reading to judge things but I feel like if I understood volume more it would benefit me better...

>>13295539
> I use tarot and astrology to trade, why am I getting average returns?

>>13295071
pussy

fuck trading. fuck indices. I'm just going to buy 6k worth of intel after ER and see what happens

>>13295579
i didn't want to sell my LCI calls, fuck me right

>>13295539
Use Ichimoku instead of Stoch RSI

>>13295619
o-oh.. you.. got LCI calls?

>>13295633
Should I sell VSTM for GALT?

>>13295635
Gonna need the sauce for this anon.

>>13295645
GALT has more going on with it short term (impending catalysts)
Finalized NASH-RX (their phase 3 trial) design, extension data from Keytruda trial, possible partnership/BO
Uihlein (GALT's billionaire chairman of the board) bought $100,000 of shares two times this week (Monday and Tuesday)

Not much is going on with VSTM short term, though I think it could be a good long term pick

>>13295645
Yes. I’ll take that VSTM for you thanks.

I’ll miss you when I’m driving around in my moon-Tesla (Elon bought out Lamborghini)

>>13295645
I also think now is a good time to throw some money into VTGN before Baylor/VA and ELEVATE readouts
If I had the money, I would buy 1000 shares at this price
Minimal downside (recent offering, they're good on money for now) with a lot of potential upside with good trial results

>>13295405
investors days? I dont really pay attention unless its something like cagny
>post-trading?
I usually take 10-15 shots of Gin

>>13295645
>>13295681
My definition of short term is probably different than yours tho, as a warning
I think most of this stuff should be coming in the next month or two

>>13295695
Nah I mean Walter Disney is having his “investors day” big reveal after markets close tomorrow.

(I kind of miss drinking alone, but I’m tryna make strength gains so I can be a big strong man for RKG. Gin is just okay though.)

>>13295681
alright sounds good.. i'm gunna do it tomorrow

I have a hurt that I hold, so I want to say,
>thank you jews
>thank you non-jews.

I feel so much better. Just buy everything,

>>13295760
hows the herps?

>>13295772
it was just measles and anti-histamine bull shit blocked my full blown fucking fuck up... this is good shit though, fruity and flowery enough with enough good vibes and the umm empty ambition that we all love.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jxhkxgn3OuI

>>13295721
Disney well, I dont trade the stock anymore but, I think if they put too much emphasis on "Disney+" its not a good thing. Honestly I dont think disney+ will be successful

good luck with reluctant kneepad girl, ummm she might even outlive me if they dont invent immortality soon

>>13295790
you got measles!?!? on your dick?!?!

>>13295799
what ever bro i got measles like 3 or 4 times, sometimes they show up on the dick and sometimes when you look at some one they get measles, it's ok bro.

>>13295816
>sometimes they show up on the dick
So a doctor told you it's measles or are you self diagnosing?

>>13295799
i have never had a measles fuck my cock like this since the last time i had a herpes outbreak, but basically just buy FVE and RAD, except last day for RAD was yesterday, gl hf good shit, but uhh some niggers are just gay as fuck and can't explain shit doesn't care who gives a fuck, have fun, i am going to make sure im having fun, escpecially becaue my post is dubs.

>>13295539
Traditionally my habit has been to knife catch. Not, like, thing is falling straight down kinda obvious knife catch, more getting in too early and having to ride out sometimes 5-10% more downside before the thing turns bullish. I need to stop this. If I just wait until break out confirmation I can expect to make gains almost immediately, or at least get immediate indication the break has failed and stop out. Trying to gun for the absolute bottom to get the extra, I dunno, maybe 15% extra leverage on the run up isn't worth it. Not worth the time or the risk.

>>13295793
Interesting interesting thank you.

I think your thinking is more like wall st. And mine is more like the plebs, so I will expect some pain for Disney and hope I get the chance for cheapies.

Being in the market is fun and educational but being cash heavy and waiting for cheapies suits me.

And thank you for your kind words. May Christ-Buddha-allah-Yahweh-JapaneseBuddha-shiva-Gaia-L.RonHubbard-RobotGod bless you with good health and based returns for many years.

>>13295833
>escpecially becaue my post is dubs.
how the fuck do you keep doing that?

>>13295844
fuck you, you sound like a nigger janny mother fucker, and fuck it, ban me from this place because you're just as useless as I am. Fucking Cunt

Another biotech I think could be really promising (along with GALT and VTGN) is MRKR, DD mostly pending tho
From what I understand, Multi-TAA = next-gen CAR-T

>>13295849
once you understand markets fundamentally, you won't need an answer from me

>>13295833
Nice dubs
You need to buy cleaner stocks so you have money for cleaner hooker
Gross

>>13295833
FUUCCCKKK.. I can't believe I missed out on the FVE run!!! Fucking shit man.. fuck...

Also... why not wait till after r/s on RAD.. I know that sometimes stocks will run before a r/es but I think any spike on RAD will be short lived.

Also.. you have herpes or are you kidding?

>>13295850
Jannys don’t talk, but if they did they’d say:

“PUNCH ME IN THE ARM AND CALL ME NAMES, RKG! KISS ME AND TELL ME STORIES OF CHEAPIES AND BIOTECH RIDES TO THE MOON!!”

Also, they do it for free and you should be more thankful.

>>13295860
>once you understand markets fundamentally
says the guy that blows up at least 2 accounts a year..

>>13295867
what ever, i told you to fill a fucking bag... we're actually playing rite aid's to beat, dumb fuck

>>13295876
fuck you, jannies just don't selve reclaim or get counter banned, fucking new fag.

>>13295878
If we weren’t on the ClownWorld timeline, this man would be our president.

Please clap.

>>13295878
have you ever preformed work and not been paid for it? I think everybody understands how hard it is to collect when shit hits a fan.

>>13295879
>we're actually playing rite aid's to beat,
>we're
got it

>>13295885

No way. Come on now. Jeb? Nah. Not after the Dubya administration.

>>13295844
thank you mister

>>13295879
Rite aid is the best store ever created You get everything you need for half the price as cvs or albertsons, they dont deserve this downtrend asshole

>>13295893
>have you ever preformed work and not been paid for it?
i can't think of any times off the top of my head desu...

>>13295917
i just did this broad and she didn't do it for me so I just put my pants on and told her i came in the condom.

>>13295917
i don't like the whole yes yes yes oh yes please routines some whores like to scream while they fuck and don't know much english

all whores need to be able to speak english

>Bloomberg has a crypto section
The fuck? I am so out of touch.

I feel like my guy reaction that it’s a pyramid scheme is actually correct, but it doesn’t matter because if you got in early enough, you’re chilling at the top of the pyramid.

>>13295914
who care's they've better got better than expected trickle down shit from economics, or baggie doesn't understand fundamental waves like he used to, and shit what ever.. I'ma go on vacation... last year i lost my best friend, this year life goes on.

>>13295962
the only thing bloomberg gives you is volatility information and you can decide how to hedge and play your shit, but they're pretty neutral...

>>13295957
>i don't like the whole yes yes yes oh yes please routines some whores like to scream while they fuck
fuucckk.. i fucking hate that... This girl i fuck on the regular tho was screaming my name the other night when she was fucking me in my truck.. OHH ANON OOOH ANON.. it was the only time i actually thought it was ok.. she was really really wet for some reason

i like bloomberg, mostly because of the tv access to information, and information is all i want. i need and will never satisfy my thirst for information i like to bet on information and that's why i gravitate to the markets, and love them so much

>>13295972
youre just going to sell for a slightly higher price to some fuck
you dont believe in the store

>>13295982
those girls are always super wet for some reason, like i dunno man, i mean in those 3 or 4 minutes between when i cum and get hard again i tried to remember this conversasion but i just stuck it back in again...

>>13295991
no i want to have a giant war chest and figure out the best way to trade options and future contracts volatility neutral.

curring volatility out makes me sound like bernie sanders, but maybe learning something froom some one older than you, even if they were wrong, you still learn and can continue on.

>>13295999
i just hate when theyre obviously faking it... shits annoying

>>13296014
their cunt doesn't lie it's either bone dry or cumming constantly you should know you fuck tooo

Where do I get Trading and Exchanges by Larry Harris

>>13295911
did they say the same after HW?

>>13296023
this one time i was fucking a hooker in mexico and she was dry and was begging me to cum.. but also she was doing that fuucckk me fuucckk me routine.. so it was making it extra hard... i just kept pounding away.. kinda felt bad.. but whatever i was probably like the 10th guy that day

>>13296049
Pretty hot

>>13296054
she was like please cum baby please cum!! fuck me baby fuck me!

Like damn bitch i'm just getting started.. I got a whole hour it's only been 10 minutes.... shheesh...

>>13296049
>Hooker in Mexico
This is one of the worst things about the US compared to Euro. Imagine if you could just hop on a train and fuck beautiful legal women the netherlands or Germany or whatever for 50 euro.

>>13296110
I honestly don't really like fucking hookers... i mean.. i will.. but.. if it's like right there.. i don't seek it out..

this song gave me understanding of thermodynamics

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8x3GmY9vsI

>>13296139
Starts to seem like a real good idea when you’re years into a dry spell and want to refresh your memory and confidence so you can get back out there again.

I think after enough years you get your virginity back, so I’m now a wizard.

I have not being 24 again.. the coke and women now too old. i just want to say that volatilty netural is the position I want...get free shit every day... i'm working hard and eventually people will look at me like he didnt' do shit, but he was fucking smart when he wasn't sarcastic.

>>13296162
You never get your virginity back, you failed normie

I'm baggies brother Danny, he just died. and it's very hard for us and our families.

>>13296221
>>13296211
I hate you. You killed /smg/

Baggie useto say that buying a net neutral vix was his goal as a trader... He told me that vix is more important than anything and how it works with some SPY, he was a very paranoid man.

>>13296236
What did my brother do to you specifically? I want to meet his friends.

>>13296236
i'm reading notes @2999 short hard @2973 short hard

>>13296240
bagholder extreme was a good guy

oh shit we foound this,
fuck jannies niggers kikes spics brown tit tramps half niggers and peoople who bought spy

i think my brother was missing some short hand in his note. I will try my best to translate.

fuck jannies niggers kikes spics brown tit tramps half niggers and peoople who bought spy

I think I have the translation for most of it.

fuck you danny the spy is going to 3100

my brother didn't like faggots or prople with a broown nipple.

>>13296294
can you uhh fucking respect stuff, my brother was an important part of the economy, and he just fucking killed him self, so i am running his computer and fuck it, do what ever you want, his notes say he wanted to find a volitility neutral position that's profitable.

>>13296213
>leaving r9k just for this
I respect your bravery.

>>13296265
>>13296294
Jobless claims 830 est. One of you will be right before open. This market is not going nowhere today.

>>13296309
I found that position volatility neutral but it involves analysis beyond the reach of smg tripfags

>>13296316
my brother is gone, i guess since i'm like a few minutes younger and being his twin and all I can take his positions regarding how i'm his solo beneficiary

>>13296309
Im sorry

>>13296325
so you're looking for a profit on theta and vega?
I tried to teach my bro math but he couldn't beat chess.

>>13296328
You’re full of shit.
You cut off his thumb to gain access to his accounts you piece of shit.

But you’re better than that sadsack who just came on here to spew nonsense while drinking alone.

>>13296333
thank you, this is tough, i just know my brother spent a ton of time in this room on drugs

>>13296356
you're just racist

>>13296159
Psst. Wanna learn a little something about geology?

https://vimeo.com/290529845

>>13296373
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqZsoesa55w

fuck geology, why does this song make me grin ear to ear?

>>13296373
>>13296391
not that baggie supports sharks he's in the nhl for islanders and vgk what ever that means, was he a gold trader or something?

>>13296373
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Li8sRztG_Ac

>>13296373
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5zP7eQltDE&list=PLyhuJrk86yTnSWupaYa3lcEeQZ6L0mbXV

>>13296429
wait a minute, I thought Baggie's name WAS Danny... When he was talking about his mexican friend who died he said he called him Danny. I'm a lil surspicious

>>13296442
he's dead, and what time is it, damn i think ima go walk overt here and see whats going on in there.

>>13296442
this song...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxxlylOSZm4&list=PLyhuJrk86yTnSWupaYa3lcEeQZ6L0mbXV&index=7

>>13296442
if my brother lied about his name you have to realize i have to just take his job and be 3 years younger and stil i have his 80 btc he said would be there no matter what an shit it's there.. my bro died, but its a great situation for me. He did have tons of women and girls, but he left everything to me.... i can't believe it but so much he did

SUPER FUNGUS INFECTING CHINESE: NO CURE YET

Blast it with Copiktra? It’s worth a try!

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2019-04-11/deadly-super-fungus-fuels-surge-in-chinese-drugmakers-shares

>>13296436
:^)
https://youtu.be/yw62QVLKOcs

>>13296478
Your brother was a good man, I always dug his hip swagger. Almost like a black man in a short white man's body. Hung like a horse and a great basketball player too from what I hear
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrnJwWs1gcc

>>13295539
>>13295645
Add Chaiken money flow & Fibonacci Pivots into the mix w/ Ichimoku and enjoy the gains brother.

t. Works for me

>>13296507
Reminder that Leo Fibonacci predicted the market would top around the 5th.

>>13296489
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TR3Vdo5etCQ

uplifting can be harder than anything... but a ghost can remind you of songs like this,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8Xb_7YDroQ

i don't know what to do with out my brother, but i'm here to help you all.

so selling a call with some stock is the same as buying a put losing inderest and dividends buying a put selling volatility and also buying a put shorting stock and using strikes and dates to benefit us?

>>13296774
selling a put would put you plus dividend

my brother has 11 open youtube channels, since he spent so much time with you one by one i will give them all to you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_9N1ldPtQ8

>>13296774
Baggie, you're high. Stop posting.

>>13292759

>>13296795
This discord is ran by antifa. It's a Honeypot. They've doxxed discord members already, and the mods are all trannies. So maybe some of you will really like the experience of getting fucked by tranny jannies.

Ban all attention-whorefags

>>13296110
I feel like once legalizing weed goes OK, it’ll be a decade AT MOST before some states start to legalize hookers in the US. I feel like if some fad TV show has an interesting hooker character it could start a lot of conversations.
I foresee some Uber-like app that nationally organizes hookers. Actually maybe Uber or Lyft will just adapt their app to do that......

TFW desperately wanna buy a stock but no idea what one since i got 4k cash I can use.

>>13297180
ABC
AOBC
WFC
BTU
SGMO
MD
KO
X
NUE
TLRY

Or just buy industrials, consumer cyclicals, infrastructure, etc.
If you want to just buy DOW or S&P sector ETFs I’ll forgive you this one time.
Don’t spend all your cash at once.

>>13297060

FOSTA/SESTA would make that app illegal and get the developers arrested for “human trafficking.”

Prostitution is way down on the list of vices that will be legalized because women feel it weakens one of their biggest means of control. Casino gambling would have an easier time getting legalized than prostitution.

>>13297326
Well, i got 4k spare in my brokeraccount but also got 12k saving account which I don't use. Thanks for tips, I'll look into it. Stuff like KO doesn't really bother me though since I can't use DRIP and the growth of the stocks is slow.

futures edging higher on trade deal hopes

>>13297631
Yeeees yeees, trade hopes

SAILOR MOON GENERAL ANY SPECULATION ON SURG
SURG
SURG

I want to be rich.
I want to have a homestead.
I want to wake up every morning with no obligations.
I want to be self sufficient.
I want an underground DEFCON bunker.
I want a garden where i grow potatoes.
I want an M2 Browning.
I just want 10 million dollars bro

fuck tesla and fuck duluth, why did i have to choose the worst stocks in the world

will a market order automatically choose for lowest price available?

DOLLAR BILL

BABY

YEAH

>>13297878
We're gonna make it fren

>>13297982
If you are on robinhood, they will scalp a few cents off of it.

>>13297916

TSLA is a company run by a stoned billionaire doing billionaire dream bullshit to fulfill his own fantasies.

Who the fuck do you really think is buying $400,000 robot cars? Do you own one? Does your friend own one? Does your neighbor who lives in the same shitty apartment complex have one?

>No

Get fundamentally REKT.

NEW THREAD
dont bully MS paint job it were ment to show perspective -_-;

>>13298040
>>13298040
>>13298040
>>13298040

>>13297982
>>13298032

Robinhood: The worst, most expensive brokerage dumbasses could use.

>>13298032
I'm European so no, my broker however has a broker fee of 15 dollars if I buy a USA stock. So I lose 30 dollars total if I sell it afterwards.

Ok so I was ONE day off in my prediction of the big boom

But this just happened on my FTFT play

Any heavily oversold stocks with mooning potential?

>>13298446
AMRS