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MAX THEM OR GET LEFT BEHIND

YVR max gains incoming

>>13280805
Roth or both?

>>13280809
I bought 100 shares without even looking up what the company does. You better not be up to any funny business ya hear

>>13280819
you are capped to $6,000 a year from 2019 onwards in IRAs combined, Roth or Traditional depends on your own personal life, income, and future income

https://www.marketwatch.com/press-release/goviex-increases-non-brokered-private-placement-2019-04-09

What this mean for my urinamiun

>>13280820
listen

i listened to the plug shill and i made a few pennies

i shilled ntgn look at it now its another plug

i shilled yvr last month i made 25% and bought into the dip. im not always right but when im right im right

If Bibi wins re-election we're going all the way up to SPY $420

try alta dena
its good

>>13280855
now let me shill you APDN at market open tomorrow please thx.

>>13280830
>combined
Oh fuck how did I not know this. I've only been 100% Roth for years but started a traditional IRA this year. What do?

You guys think Apple will hit $202.5 by friday

>>13280867
im done with pennies

i already got shilled sn im not falling for that bs again

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>>13280896
it should have a bull cloud break tomorrow on daily candles & is oversold, check it out. Their technology is honestly pretty cool; the stock is at the point where it will reverse or plummet into oblivion. Needs to hit 1 buckaroo soon or be delisted.

>>13280896
instead of SN, try SNA. You can buy and hold it for basically forever

>>13280963
scary

>>13280973
im down piecing into yvr every penny i got

this is a make it or break it for me folks

>>13280959
BEGONE FAKE DIV BRO

*ahem*

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

Thousands of dollars lost on options today, fucking Trump. Fucking AAPL.

Why did every single financial news network release positive sentiment AAPL news within the same hour, obviously in what would result in a sell signal?

>>13281003
>>13280959
It's a glitch in the matrix, it only happens when they change something. Correction complete. We're going to the moon tomorrow.

>>13281039
Thank goodness i sold before it dipped

>>13281069
We're headed down without a catalyst. Idk if fed minutes will do anything.
Buy china and telecoms right now. Stayed green all day.
AAPL getting fucked threw a wrench in things too.

>>13281078
I bought the fucking spike. I made so much on AAPL last week and I expected it to continue but forgot to get calls Friday, When it took off yesterday I fomo'd hard and tried to hedge my SPY call losses this morning on it.
Got double fucked after buying the biotech index which random dropped 3 pts right at eod.

>>13281100
AAPL could just be a short dip, could go up tomorrow

Trump will eventually be impeached for insider trading screencap this.
Bet Jared bought 30 million in puts yesterday.

>>13281126
Chart doesn't look like that to me, no increase until everyone's friday calls reach max pain. But I hope you're correct.

>>13281134
Even if he did tell him to buy puts, it would be perfectly legal.

>hmm should I buy in?
>nah, I’ll buy it $30 higher when it starts to sell off
I need to get gud

Whose the best tripfag to listen to here?
>Baggie
>Scoops
>LCIguy
>PLUGshill

>>13281235
>whose

listen to Baggie so that you can post epic screencaps of 500% gains in one day and lose all your money long term

>>13281235
profit (except for the TLT blunder) or nikkei (except for the FNGU snafu)

>>13281235
LCI is now 74% short and yet turning the corner. Get in. Lciguy was right. We're mooning.

Yang says 30% of malls close in the next 4 years.

Are we sure Pintrest is a bad investment? What’re all those retail employees and mall shoppers going to do then?

>>13281088
How short of a game are you guys playing? AAPL is up over 3% over the last 7 days.

>>13281200
>The Stop Trading on Congressional Knowledge (STOCK) Act (Pub.L. 112–105, S. 2038, 126 Stat. 291, enacted April 4, 2012) is an Act of Congress designed to combat insider trading. It was signed into law by President Barack Obama on April 4, 2012. The bill prohibits the use of non-public information for private profit, including insider trading by members of Congress and other government employees. It confirms changes to the Commodity Exchange Act, specifies reporting intervals for financial transactions.

>>13281235
to answer your question, you shouldn't let other people make your financial decisions for you and it's entirely your fault if you buy something a tripfag shills without doing your own DD on it and lose money

>>13281270
Next two weeks. I shoulda bought long atm but I panicked and screwed up.

>>13281235
I listen to big boy Cramer.

>>13281316
>He told people to buy apple today

>>13281256
the Summer of FNGU will return when the golden bull starts

short gold long oil

>>13281344
No way!

I caught a minute of him outlining the case for the bear market, which he “does not believe”

I’m worried. The cheerleader is hinting hard times are gonna come.

Who are these KIKES and why are they constantly spamming the news articles for nio

Buy the Dip now before you miss out! He's at under $9.50 per share atm. When people wake up that this is just a scare tactic put out by those who didn't listen to the earning report fully that stock price will be a climbing again.

>>13281442
>electric sears

>>13281380
People who lose a shitton for listening to other people sue them to get it back. It's honestly nothing to be concerned about the lawsuits almost never see the light of day

t. in a NIO lawsuit

>>13281126

Maybe. Tim Apple has gone up quite a bit lately though. It can drop back down to the 200 day sma without breaking trend. RSI is still overbought.

What is ES doing, I'm too lazy to get off the couch.

Oh wait I forgot I got a TV in front of me.

>>13282031
literally nothing for 2 weeks

>>13282031
they call it the golden bull run

>>13282056
you also have a phone that you can look up what ES is doing on

>>13280880
if your wanting to spend more money annually in retirement than you currently are, use ROTH

if the reverse, go traditional

>>13282108
Oh.

>>13282076
I think I figured out where you got your typing style from

>>13281817
The more I look at it the more bullish it becomes. Can't find anything on the 5 year where it ever hits that kind of candle and goes down, found a bunch where it goes up thougn

Fuck the Chinese are having a bond auction today, that's why we saw so many shekels leaving the SPY. What will this mean for the US yields...

>mfw if going long in this market actually pays out

>>13282270
>that's why we saw so many shekels leaving the SPY
Doubt it, people have been waiting to take profits for days, EU trade war twitshitting seemed like an appropriate sell signal. Rally hasn't really been driven by the hedgies anyways

>Boeing shareholders suing
I wonder if they appreciate the irony that they end up making their shares worth less and the only people who will get any money is the class action lawyers.

are the jew elections a market catalyst or is that just memeing?

Oh fuck it's all over, just sell everything.

>>13281235
R9KGirl, unironically, but she dead

>he didn't liquidate into 100% cash after sentiment shifted bearish overnight and EU trade war was announced

I seriously hope nobody on /smg/ is this stupid right? You're all holding cash now... right??? This is just the beginning. You're going to wish you sold once we break through December lows. EU is so much bigger than China. This trade war will make China look like nothing.

>>13282505
AMZN AAPL and FB all need to start pulling their weight again.

>>13282574
>EU is so much bigger than China.
China is about a trillion dollars bigger

Is S&P500 index a good retirement plan if I know noting about stock trading and don't plan to ever learn about it?

My finance teacher in college told us, unless you're an expert stock analyst, just invest in index funds. Was she right?

>>13282612
She has gross knees

>>13282612
VTI or VOO, doesnt matter, just buy it 100% and never sell until you are about a decade from retirement, then you can look into owning boomer bonds

>>13282620

I think it's just the angle anon.

Also I think you are gay. I never even noticed the knees before.

>>13282612
If you went back in time to 1950, probably.

>>13282612
your teacher was a coward
but he's right

>>13282620

>She

>>13282631

Right now all my money is in VFIAX.

What is the difference between that and the ones you mentioned?

>>13282612
That would work, but I personally think a total stock market index fund would be better (tracks the entire stock market, rather than just the SP500)
Make sure you put your money in bonds as you get close to retirement
If the market just coincidentally happens to crash right before retirement, you'll lose a lot of your money if it's in a stock market index fund
If it's in bonds, though, your retirement savings won't be affected by a economic downturn
If you're not close to retirement and the market crashes, then just buy more at a lower price (this is called dollar cost averaging)

>>13282599
>trusting commie economic data

seriously dude? Hit up the board again once you finish econ 101.

>>13282665
Yeah dude china is totally just farmland. You should short the Shanghai Composite. You'll definitely make it!

The Chinks and the 4th Reich want to try to take on the 2 time back2back world war champions in a clash of currencies. Fucking bring it. We won't buy your shit and you'll just starve your people.

>>13282612
Is that her? If so I'd go all in and never pull any thing out

>>13282612
>know noting about stock trading and don't plan to ever learn about it
>a good retirement plan
Fucking useless ignorant boomer, you aren't going to be doing jack shit with your spare time and you've already made it so you have maximum leverage to learn the basics of how trading works. Even if you go into some cuck index fund you'll still be learning 90% of the shit you need to know for actual trading

>>13282678
The chinks are the all time champions of Earth, its only been since we got em hooked on that dank opium that they've hit a slump.

>>13282709

Nigger I am 29 and investing for the first time in my life.

My interest is in running my own business but once I make money with my business, I know I have to invest it in something because inflation will eat it up if I don't.

I spend enough time working I don't want a part time job trading stocks as well. I just want a "set it and forget it" strategy that will pay off in 40 years when I retire.

>>13282740
>Nigger I am 29 and investing for the first time in my life.

I'm a 20 year old college student
Statistically, buying and hodling index funds tends to work out best for most people in the long term, but trading really isn't that hard to learn and doesn't have to take up a ton of time
I do it as a hobby

>>13282716
Were going to break Shkreli out and develop super Fentanyl distribute it to the Chinese through Hong Kong, as for Europe we'll just step back and watch them kill each other like they've done once every 100 years throughout recorded history.

>>13282754
I actually have the crackpot fantasy that all the fentanyl coming from china is a sinister government dark op to recreate the conditions of the opium wars but reversed.

I honestly didn’t even realize there was another trade war against the eu.

>>13282766
Crackpot fantasy? That's literally what it is + money for arms manufacturing

>>13282751
>I do it as a hobby

But what kind of returns are you seeing?

>>13282647
VFIAX is the SP500 in Vanguard Mutual Fund form, its based. Continue to own that or VTSAX, only different is VTSAX adds in the bottom 20% or so of the US market, aka small cap companies, while VFIAX is obviously just the top 500

they both produce the same returns

>>13280880
What about Roth on top of a TSP?

>>13282839
Been sideways overall since I've mostly just been hodling GALT, though I have made other trades with varying success (WTR, VTGN, VSTM)
I'm holding GALT because I think it'll pay off quite a bit in the long term, tho

I started on June 21st 2018, and I am beating the market over that time period
ATH of 1548.19 (+40.74%), ATL of 938.77 (-14.66%)

Futures are green again, trade war peace talks underway. Just buy everything.

>>13282910
You spend all this time in these threads for a 1.5k account?

>>13282985
Oh my god its the golden bull

id say buy deans but its already pumped beyond reason after hours

>>13280789
Any britfags use Share Center?

>>13283017
Yep, because I enjoy it

>>13283121
Bibi is claiming victory in Israel. We are going straight to the moon.

>>13280844
Frens?

I can’t tell if this effects my shares, I am bought through otc markets, still don’t fully get how otc works.

Its probably time to buy AMD again
>>13282985
>when the market steals 2000 dollars from you on a whim
I cant even fix my mistake because I didn't make one and my predictions from last week are holding. If anything I need to hedge better but I can't now that I'm 2-3 grand poorer in my options gambling fund.
Fuck financial news websites for calling attention to the streak and fuck trump for shitposting at 6:45am.

>>13283151
both are

>>13283161

Dilution. I don't know the answer on OTC question.

>>13283161
>Urinamiun
Isn't that the thing the space marines fracked the blue people's land for?

>>13283187
Dilution means shares are suddenly worth less and I just lost money?

Is it feasible to start trading with 5k?
I just started getting interested and reading on finance.
I have invested on some real state and it has payed off, but I'd like to try out this trading business.
I do have time to watch the market and read.

>>13283211

Eventually yes but that won't be until the private placement has closed. However, people tend to sell when releases about dilution come out. It's not good news.

>>13282910
>>13283017

>>13283214
You just have to catch 3 10 times pumps on the options market in a row and you'll have 5 million.

>>13282985
>+0.01% green after a -0.60% day

Are you serious bro??

>>13283214
>Is it feasible to start trading with 5k?

nope, not possible
cannot physically be done, your broker won't let you

see >>13282910

>>13283237
gwim

>>13283242
Probably best to play biotechy options for that kind of pumpage, now that we're back to pre-december levels. If I'd gotten into options in January instead of March I'd be rich right now. Any long option would be at 500% by now.

NRG/NRGOF anon here to talk a bit more about my favorite company.

Share price has increased considerably in the past few days, but buying now MIGHT not be FOMOing just yet. Here's why.

In the past, Newrange used a drill technique called "Reverse Circulation" (RC) for all its drilling. It's actually a very interesting technique but I won't go into detail. However, because the type of rock being drilled through was quite fractured, it's now believed gold grades for holes were being UNDER-reported due to the RC blowing gold grains into the fractured rock and not into the samples.

Newrange recently got a new CEO and I'm pretty sure he's the one that suggested trying the traditional diamond drilling as opposed to RC. Newrange went and twinned 3 of their previous RC holes in December. One of them was reported in a news release dated Jan. 28, 2019. The average grade for the RC hole was 0.424 g/t, and the average for the twinned diamond drill hole (that was only two meters away) was 1.129 g/t. That's 2.5x higher which is fucking nuts, and could mean that all of Newrange's drill holes are under-reporting by around that much.

But that single hole could be a fluke. The other two twinned holes have yet to be reported, but people generally seem to think news about them will come out either this week or within this month. IF both other twinned holes tell the same story as the first one, it's a reasonable assumption that the share price will experience another decent move upward.

I will also mention that Newrange is, at this point, fairly low on cash. They will need to raise money at some point soon. Hopefully they'll be smart and wait until after the (hopefully positive) drill results before they raise money, to minimize dilution.

At the end of the day, this is still a very speculative penny stock. I have heaps of faith in it but I could end up being wrong. Buy at your own risk and hopefully we can meet up in our golden lambos one day.

If you bought like 10 soxl contracts when it was around 90 you'd have 50x'd them by now

If you'd bought 1000 .05 calls for april 18th at 140 when SOXL was at its low you'd have spent 5000 dollars and have contracts worth 2,000,000 dollars.

>>13283280
Yeah but if you had purchased them when volatility was high like in January you'd have to shell out more on the premium. I think that roughly when volatility is increasing like it did yesterday is when you want to be in long option positions then once volatility is at it's second peak you can just start selling the shit again through like condors or spreads. Less risk than just going straight yolo on it.

hmm
I wonder what this could mean

>>13283350
Premium would've been marginal though compared to gain. Perfect time to buy long calls was during that one entire week we had in Feb that was read.

>>13283372
In hindsight sure, but who was there to tell you yesterday's news 3 months ago.

Do you all really think the key movers of the stock market make decisions based on expiration of puts and so forth, or is that a meme?

>>13283214
you just got to make a dollar per day thats 250 per year

>>13283417
I shoulda listened to that time traveler instead of killing him and stealing his iPhoneXII

CRISIS INDICATOR:
>Everyone on CNBC saying we’re due for a pullback
>fuckkng Cramer giving 10 reasons we might be in for a pullback, but loljk I don’t think we will be pulling back! (But now I can say I warned you if we do)
>reason 10, if we pull back before earnings season disappoints, it’s a good thing so prices don’t plummet!
>trade war shifting attention from China to Europe, possibly because Chinese trade talks breaking down?

>apparently S&P oscillator hit 6, bear lands

>I inexplicably bought in hard today

Positive indicators:
Ratsu says hold your ground?

I think I’m gonna dump at open, 50%. I’ll eat the cost of all the brokerage fees and those slight losses for buying in too high. I think I’m too spooked. Scared money may not lose money, but sitting through a pullback without enough cash sucks.

>>13283230
Fuck. Thanks. Guess I’m dumping. Small profit if it doesn’t get crushed by the news.

>>13283420
I mean, if high volume traders are writing high quantities of calls and puts, there's incentive to manipulate a stock so that they expire worthless. Options premiums generate billions.

>>13283446
CNBC is a garden of idiots. "Wow we've had the longest streak in over 1.5 years, we're due for a pullback" is just about the most obvious thing a person can say.

I want a Trump supporter's caricature of a democrat to win the next election.
Nothing would be better for my bottom line than a corrupt wall street globalist slave.
Too bad they don't exist.

>>13283465
Yes yes, Cramer is a pleb and cable news is for looking pretty and sounding interesting.

But they tend to echo and reinforce market sentiment. And I believe Cramer actually IS well connected. People want him to speak highly of them, so they may give him the dirt. His role is basically to be a permabull, so when he starts to show any reluctance—he buried the lead that he was switching his fund from buy to hold/trim—I think you should take notice.

But yeah you can’t just follow their advice. One of those idiots talked me out of buying Disney at 94.

>>13283487
>tfw it’s 1980s trump

>CNBC

Cramer is entertaining af tho

>>13283214
Your homosex furry content belongs elsewhere.
>>>/b/

>>13283446
hi its me, your friend the Nikkei, creator of hit Anime ratsuchan. Here to let you know Cramer is always right
The spx already hit 2899, my target for april was 2900, thats close enough. 3000 is for august max. Just hold your margin and if you want to buy get some PAG. this is a good stock.

>>13283214
i have about 3-4k in my fun account at any time. for me at least i noticed that having more than about $200 into a position starts to cloud my judgement
maybe i just don't have the balls to be a trader

>>13283556
Don't make me bust out my sfw yaoi collection

>>13283560
SMUG ANIME GIRL CONFIRMS

PANIC BUT DONT FORGET TO INCLUDE ME IN THE SCREEN CAPPPP!!!

seriously fuckers. I’m getting spooked.

>>13283465
>>13283551
Cramer is a based hero. Remember his 2007 rant about the federal reserve?

>>13283551
just imagine.. if you do enough coke and rub the right shoulders when going out to get drunk.. you could some day take cramers place when he retires.. someone will have to do the job.. why not you?

>>13283679
>But doctor
>i AM Cramer!

boys tomorrow better be a green day

yvr better star moving tiring of accumulating it

i want to move on already

surely the long term play is to buy up the 3x ETFs on any 5% underlying index dip, and otherwise buy index funds right

get a cheapie price aka 15% off on TQQQ but still maintain your based total market fund portfolio

NO ONE in smg is saying sell, and NO ONE is saying tvix, uvxy, or vix options?

This really concerns me, seems like irrational exuberance or something.

Am I forgetting something? Oh right, we get fed minutes tomorrow morning? Is there a reason to expect we’d rally off of it?

Anybody buy boeing today?

>>13283827
bcos i cannot spit tradespiel like an autist or remember obscure data points?

>>13283935
these two chucklefucks are being appointed to the FED

so I'm short

>>13281442
What happened to GE

>>13284012

>>13283993
Fuck.

Buy spy puts at open?
I don’t into options.

>>13284054
What happened to waste management?

>>13284084
>spy drops .55% by end of trading on Monday
This seems like not a terrible bet? And I can sell it after fed minutes come out if people start selling off and it increases in value?

>>13284084
>>13284218
If you don't know much about options stay away

>>13284372
Sounds like good advice.

I wish their were penny options I could play around with. Do paper trading games have options?

>made good gains in 2018
>strategy stopped working last quarter
>restricted on RH after selloff from mental breakdown
>can't touch options at all until May 31
>lost interest in all of my hobbies
>paper trading in my spare time to test new retard strat that probably will stop working once PDT restrictions lift
w-wish me luck

>>13284659
Ganbatte!

Didn't know RH restricted that severely just for selling your own stocks. Seems odd.

Breakdowns happen.
Fall 7 times, rise up 8.

>mfw checking CVM today after bagholding for years
And you guys told me to get out

>>13284715
90 days is the standard PDT restriction

>Breakdowns happen.
it's a good way to lose money though. 80% of my losses came from me making the same mistake over and over again and i don't know if i'm not autistic enough to control myself

What are the best ways to generate fixed income?
I heard that municipal bonds are good as they are tax free.

which drug is getting legalized next after we finish with weed and how do i invest in it

>>13283827
>>13283980
Pretty sure that guy gets up at like 3 AM. He might be a boomer permabull plant, but he genuinely has turboautist superpowers when it comes to following the market's moves. CNBC as a whole is 0% useful for predicting future market moves, but sometimes does an at least passable job of market commentary after the fact. When they're not talking politics, anyway.

>>13282574
All in UVXY

>>13285499

>>13281134

>Cope

>>13284985
They should legalize cocaine but the hippies will push for shrooms and LSD.

>down 2 dollars premarket
Seriously what the fuck is this shit? Is apple crypto now?

I think I caught measles.

>>13285692
AAPL is actually the world's best indicator for another drop

>>13283371
Your smugness is a good indicator of when GALT gets BO....
Still haven't bought.

>>13285714
Think it’s reaction to a reuters article about mobile phone sales being down in China 6%

The fact that the market had adopted Chinese mobile phone sales as a sell signal for apple is absolutely retarded. The whole switch to a subscription model and credit card business was to compensate against dwindling sales.
It’s really too far before earnings for apple to drop this much, if it combines forces with the pre-earnings sell off buying so May calls right before er could be really profitable. Tim Apple isn’t a fool and knows what a bad ER would do to the stock after the last one.

high cpi number, good or bad?

>>13285766
I don't see why everybody is so bullish on Tim Apple's company. Didn't that Bagholder Buffet just fill up some bags on that shit? I expect at least a 30% drop in market capital by the end of the year.

Nvm HSBC downgraded it (but raised the price target)
Market manipulation hella stank

Any leads on companies that have shares less than 10 bucks?
I got 100 to play with.

The entire US market feels like a balancing act. The EU is going to drag us into the gutter with them.

>>13285852
>>13285852
TYHT is a really epic meme if you want to lose all your money

>>13285936
I think we will still pump at start thanks to futures, atleast looks like it in commodity markets.

>>13285947
I was so excited to leave my cash into MINT, but now I'm spooked

ECB left rates unchanged (nothing surprising)

>>13285852
Yes

>>13285789
Irrelevant

>>13284985
Mushrooms
https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2019/01/09/health/denver-magic-mushrooms-trnd/index.html

AVGR rising

When you bought AVGR a month ago and took your hit, but, looks like the Algo may have found it today.

>>13286232
Sell PM. But JAGX rn

>thinking to unload 5% of my cash on LEVI when the stock price is stable
>yeld curve inverted the day after the company becomes public
>nomore.exe
>price becomes interesting
>discipline, don't buy
>LEVI skyrockets 10%

Jamie Dimon about to run circles around this House Committee

What are the odds this China deal doesn’t happen?

Assuming it does happen, what are the odds it doesn’t come before this nightmare earnings season?

>>13286338
you are always losing money by not investing perfectly
but no one invests perfectly

>>13286446
I invest perfectly, but 99% of what I do isn't investing, it's just gambling.

>>13286456
Then you aren't investing perfectly. Investing perfectly involves all available funds.

>>13286218
>>13286232
Do I buy in at open ?

>>13286468
Investing in one's own peace of mind is by far the best investment of all.

>>13286473

t. stupid money

APDN
VXRT
PLM
CNCE

>>13286473
It's up quite a bit pre-market. They got FDA clearance.

Who else is going to short the fuck out of the next Crude bump?

>>13286495
>>13286509
Yeah that's why i'm asking might be a spike

>>13286473

If you want to gamble, have the extra cash to cover the gamble and make sure you establish a stop loss in case it dives.

If you do, make sure you cover yourself.

>>13286468
imagine if we were all-knowing gods and knew the optimal sequence of buying and selling, riding all the biggest pumps and dumps in a flawless and unbroken order... I can only dream to fly that close to the sun.
Funny thing is that the markets would be a flat line with zero volatility if everyone were all-knowing. Ignorance is opportunity.

>>13286490
this.

>>13286522
well it's your call desu, I'm in with 10% of my portfolio fwiw

>>13286522

See

>>13286524

If you're really worried then buy with half. See what do. Bail, DCA or buy more.

>Futures crashing just before open
OHNONONONONONO

S&P 500 ends the day at 2900 to trap the bear. Buy early and buy often.

Based pro-bank protestors sabotaging the Dem circus

convince me not to toss a couple yang at DF right the fuck now

just try and convince me
or maybe just one Yang of OTM calls

gonna make the cows come home
get that MILK

>>13286625
Because you've only got like 40 minutes to throw a couple yang at USO puts.

>>13286625
Every chart from 5y to 1d shows a massive divebomb. Don't go against the trend

WHAT TIME ISTHE FED RELEASING THEIR MONTERARY POLICE ? CNBC SAYS LATER IN THE SESSION TODAYBUTNWHAT DOES THATMEAN 2pm?

>>13286653
yes

Alright fuckos, I’m praying for one more RIP before we DIP.

I am retarded and bought the spike.

please give tim your strength.

>>13286680
Tim Apple is a fraud, he's real name is Tim "Chef of the Books" Cook

tfw you accidently bought USO calls instead of puts and have to eat the fucking spread.

>up to where I was on close Monday
This market is fucking gay.

>>13286703
hold on to those calls, we are gonna dubbletop

>>13286703
I don't see the point betting against oil here
what are you getting $14 Friday puts? or the spicy 13's?
tempting just to play it buy not for me
tell you what oil won't move. Sits like a rock at 64.50, that's my call

>>13286717
something more in the middle, like the $13,50s, we're going to dump them at noon for a cool 50% profit.

>>13286717
>>13286703

Oil is going nowhere but up, retards. $80/bbl WTI by August.

>>13286717
I think it will rise while indexes fall, which is why it will go up today when indexes rise. Also baggie is GOAT

>the current state of cryptofags.

>>13286731

we're not talking about long term, we're talking about today
will it move enough to make a play
I say no, no big surprise draw or build, no big movement

>>13286733
you know oil prices and indexes correlate, daily monthly etc.? Sometimes they move apart, but if you don't have any reason to expect that today, the index movement prob won't matter. just the news

>>13286731
lol, nobody uses oil anymore. they've started banning plastic forks and bags, you can't even get a fucking straw anymore.

>>13286744
china wants to fill their bags that's all.

>>13286731
Put your money where your mouth is Bucko, I tell you what if you want to long, you'll have a better price by noon.

>>13286749
I wouldn't bet against the prevailing wind on a day trade even, but that's just me I guess.
>>13286752
You're right on a 20 year timescale most likely.

>>13286759
I went long with $8k in January and February.

what are we shorting today bros?

>>13286807
SQQQ

>>13286807
neutral today
big news later

just chill let the good things come to you

Holy shit Maxine Waters getting shit done. If she were in charge of Brexit this wouldn't be taking so damn long.

On the other hand, this blonde lady just made it clear that I could invest in Remington by investing in JPM. Silly lady.

YVR strong buy

>>13286838
shes an annoying cunt anon

futures in the same spot as 5 hours ago
zzzzzzzzzz what a week

>>13286869
Pretty sure that's her job here, but maybe she's always like that.

This isn't china. Gov't can't just transparently dickride big business.

short gold long oil

>Not investing in NAK before it shoots up 400% in the next few months.

https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar/eia-crude-oil-inventories-75

HOLY SHIT IT'S FUCKING NOTHING!

>>13286936
>few months

Were all going to die from global warming caused by cis white Male incels eating meat

YVR is a far better choice

So what say you muchachos, should I sell my calls on aplel for 205, take the loss and open up a new call?

So I bought in to LYFT at 76 recently about 500 shares and now this is happening how do I suethem? I only bought cause my friends from UCLA told me to...

>>13286993
Call uber and tell them to buy lyft out

>>13286993
based
What do you think LYFT will bottom out at?
I think we go to around 58.50 first, then it is sink or swim from there.
Obviously Uber and other IPOs have an effect

>>13287019
uber doesn't have the cash to buy that many bags.

>>13286993
make a ton of fake accounts and just get free rides and back bill them.

>>13286936
But anon, I did buy NAK and it's one of the most stubborn stocks in my portfolio.

LCI building a base..

>>13287032
If they really wanted to they could

Ubers biggest financier is softbank

Now is the time to buy aapl, c'mon guys.

>>13286936
whats the deal with this shady mining corporation, it has no production even

>>13286993
So these are the stupid millennials that buy stupid shit cause they have a fat trust fund from mommy and daddy fucking lol you deserve to lose everything

>>13287078
cool shit post.

>>13287077
why not let it fall? a lot of big money got out of AAPL as soon as they stopped being so transparent with their iphone sells

>>13286859
Robinhood 5 year chart does not match tradingview 5 year chart for that stock. Any explanation, which one is correct?

Does Robinhood not factor the cost of the contract out for options when it displays your daily charts? I haven't even broke even yet it still shows me going up

>>13287101

Thanks, I try to live up to you guys

Why doesn't SQ move anymore

>>13287126
it will once bitcoin starts to bubble it up and they announce integration with possible shit coin transactions

>>13287107
once you buy the contract you spend, say $50 cash and have an option worth $50. or whatever RH thinks the option is worth at the time based on the spread. So you shouldn't have sudden portfolio value movement until the option price moves.

>>13287126
should I buy SQ?

>>13287101
how do you know big money got out?
As much as I hate apple products, their products appeal to the braindead masses and will go up and hit its ATH.

nasdaq is a teacup impersonator

seems i was right this far tho>>13286733

I'm really liking PETS at these levels.. great stock to dollar cost average into right now imo.. any dip i'll be loading up.

>>13287143
Pretty sure it was a big deal few months back when they announced they won't be as transparent with their phone sells.. anyways.. AAPL is a trend.. a stagnant one..

When is the announcement of the winner of the JEDI contract w/Pentagon?

It's between MSFT and AMZN. Holding MSFT calls 5/17@120.00

Man is REFR ever gonna do anything? I'm bored. It's boring me.

>>13287190

filtered

>>13287197
I posted this last week. This pajeet shitter used to work for Amazon. Left in 2016. Went to work for pentagon. Was one of the few people to actually work on drafting the JEDI contract.

After JEDI was drafted he got an offer from Amazon to buy out his startup for an overpriced amount. Then was rehired at Amazon.

Orcale said fuck this is corrupt and went to court to file a lawsuit back in early fall last year. Everyone ignored and thought u mad bc bad. Orcale named the ex amazon Pajeet. Now the courts and FBI are investigating it and the contract for JEDI is on hold.

Pic related is the Amazon pajeet who was planted in the pentagon to rig the JEDI contract to favor Amazon

>>13287275
reported for announcing a filtering

I think this thread needs a theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qky3L2Q6G4

>>13287300
spicy eyy eff

LPTX about to present about something or other

>>13287300
Is he a Jedi? Are Jeffy B or Bill G a Jedi? What is all this about?

>>13287317
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsTJaP2tC0A

>>13287322
>LPTX about to present
As in the next week or so, or as in the press conference is starting now?

>>13287355
It's at 12:50 eastern, so not quite yet.
It's just some the CEO/Pres/Chairman giving some 'hey everything is going well' pep-talk, not actually announcing anything

>>13287350
As a native new yorker I like this song, but I know you like it for other reasons.
Its been awhile since i've hit the ski slopes myself.

>>13287376
>We'll get back above $2 soon enough, everyone, just chill!
Gotcha, thanks.

>>13287383
lol

no but really this is the thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXzFPl7UdgQ

Man my stocks aren't feeling very well, they look kinda sick.

>>latarbucks keeps hitting their 52 week high
>still cant decide whether to go in now or wait until it goes down

>>13287300
based for MSFT

>am of have already made profit trade & am just gonna spend rest of day in bathtub
Me gonna figure out what for lunch
Dunno any place in town that sell coconut crab

So is anybody holding NVTA? I took my exit at 25.40,but it's still been going up. What's driving the price?

>>13286993
No trying be rude here but....
Thanks sucker kek

>>13287077
I just walked to the store to buy the bubbly jew at 8 o'clock on the morning and start drinking because of this post.

>>13287554
>I just walked to the store to buy the bubbly jew
this post just made me want to quit drinking

so is this Boeing shit real bad or will it blow over? i bought some yesterday with the expectation this shit could either pop right back up to 400 or drop to 340 but be back at 400 sometime this year regardless. did i f it up or is BA going to be ok?

>>13287520
I answered call and still holding. Selling is tempting but there's few more bucks left to squeeze maybe

Buy Gold

is it even possible to make money with options? It seems so difficult.

>>13287648
Don't go for big swings; make a plan and keep to tight stops.

Now THAT is a plunge, LPTX!

>tfw set a limit buy for 1.85
>stock hits 1.85
>RH doesn’t buy it
This fuckkng app I swear on your mum.

about to have a rare 'big-boy' phone call for salary negotiation

possibility for big gains or missed gains
we'll see how it goes

been thinking about what I'm gonna say for the past couple days but I'm probably going to fuck it all up

>>13287588
I heard commercial airlines are not even 10% of BA's revenue because they're really mostly a defense contractor, but I'm not interested enough to verify that.

>>13287554
Cheers, as long as you're not getting shitfaced you should be ok.
Pic related is what i was drinking last night.

>>13287141
So it won't show the price I paid into the contract until I sell the option? That's kind of irritating. Makes my daily gain look way better than it probably is since I haven't even broke even on these AMD calls yet

>>13287727
Short IPAs long craft ales.

>>13287727
Is 3F still only available in the Chicago area or can you get it wider now?
I've drank enough 3F, I get cheaper beer mostly.

>>13287744
It will show you how much the option is worth, not how much the current exercise PL would be
That's just how it is

Should I buy some RAD calls, they're only like .09

>>13287769
Ah gotcha. This is my first option, so I'm still green on the whole thing. Cheers fren

>>13287680
Good luck anon

>>13287663
How long will it take me to make any money at all?

>>13287300
High I.Q. poster - if I'm not mistaken this bodes well for MSFT?

>>13287769
I'm not in chicago, I'm in NYC.
My go to local breweries are finback and otherhalf.
I love finbacks seasonal mango IPA they make during the summer.

>>13281284
He could call China a bunch of faggots and the markets would crash. Would that make it insider trading?

>>13287859
wait I'm stupid it isn't even 3F beer
nvm

>>13287830
It took me a year before I made any money. Lost a lost before that. Eventually you get a feel for how the contracts work, especially if you do the smart thing and learn how a particular stock trades first.

Holy shit this cucktard duffy

>Your bank is called bank of America, but you don't reflect the values of ALL of america? That's fucked up, you're the bank of COASTAL ELITES
>You should take ALL of America's moneys!
>Mr. Diamond? Mr. Diamond!

>>13287520
STEP ON MY DICK, AKANE-SAMA!

>>13287967
Obvious solution is to nationalize the evil bank. We did bail most out didn't we.

>>13281284
how this hasn't been a law before is beyond me

Fine, I'll buy the RAD calls.

>>13288067
Lyndon B honkson had to have his day in the sun

NEW THREAD!

>>13288171
>>13288171
>>13288171
>>13288171

>takes a fucking week to withdrawal money from RH

>>13286759
Did oil crash yet off the iea report?

>>13287664
You get what you pay for

>>13282658
I would old say even as you aproach retirment or even in retirment never have more then 5-10 years of expenses in bonds. So assuming retirment at age 60 assuming 30 year retirment.
Age 50 = 30 y stock 0 y bonds
51 = 29/1
52 = 28/2
...
59 = 21/9
60 = 20/10

Then in retirment you extract from stocks if the market is flat or going up. But if the market goes down yo have up to 10 years of bonds to extract from. Then when the market recovers you start rebuying those bonds ever year until you are back up to 10 years bonds (extracting from stocks 1y amount to live off and also moving 1 y amount to rebuy the bonds).

If you are willing or able to significantly cut living expenses during a recession you could go the 5y instead of 10 in bonds.

Man where's my monthly dip, I got a 5k bonus and want to buy some cheapies. It better not have been that nothing we got yesterday.

I'm a newbie how's my start brehs? Been buying any cheapies that are dipping around -8% or more. Then setting them to autosell at +20% and checking routinely to manually sell if they're +5-10% depending on how long I've been sitting on them.