/biz/ - Business & Finance

I finally told my therapist I'm into trading. Do you guys stay closeted so that your boomer friends & family won't turn you into an anecdote about millenials when you lose big?

>>13269503
just don't lose money

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FRENS
ALSO FUCK JANNIES, LYNCH NIGGERS, AND GAS EVERY LAST MOTHERFUCKING KIKE

>>13269552
that's not very friendly at all, dividend man

What do you do when stocklets see your gains and get jealous and want you to help them get in the market, what do? They don’t have enough $ to get into VTSAX.

Do I just tell thems to use the stash app to get easy etf exposure?

where are you comfy?
i cannot find you
why have you gone away
where is the laughter
you used to bring me
why can't I hear you say
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

>>13269584
he stopped being a tripfag because he's mentally unstable and sensitive to criticism (not saying that's something to look down on him for)
he still posts here as an anon

>>13269584
the potato fields have claimed him, he didn't come to host the movie on saturday either

Comfy will be missed.
Mental stability is overrated.

General Haftar is making oil price great again. Peter Schiff has thrown in the towel on gold and is going all in on american stocks. Easy short gold long oil for YUGE profits

>Only reason we opened low was because pre-market was low
>Only reason pre-market was low was because futures were low
>Only reason futures were low is because the Nikkei opened high and dumped
>Only reason the Nikkei opened high was because Friday we closed real strong

Its all fucking rigged by MM. There's no reason why we couldn't start today at Friday's close if we stayed calm and didn't low ball.
Instead retail panicked and the mms made another billion off expired contracts and panic sales at a loss.

>>13269605
Galt offering timeline looks like a pressure play on a buyer.

Going in heavier. Will be interesting to see how it moves tomorrow.

>>13269658
3 weeks before record date, still plenty of time for things to happen before then
Could also still happen after the offering is done (trial will already be funded before they buy the company)
Even if no BO or partnership short term, there are still incoming catalysts in Keytruda trial extension data and finalized phase 3 NASH trial design
Good results in Keytruda combo trial and NASH phase 3 trial will make the company that much more expensive for a buyer (and profitable for shareholders) a few years down the road
All they have to do in their phase 3 NASH trial is repeat the same results they already had in phase 2 (it's likely going to focus on preventing decompensation in compensated cirrhosis patients as measured by progression to varices)

>>13269658
>>13269705
Guessing there'll be a kneejerk drop premarket and then a recovery for the rest of the day like there was when the rights offering was first announced

does teh still post here? I haven't posted or stayed in touch for so long
how many namefriends have died on these fields? how long have i been dead inside?!!??

MAX YOUR IRAs BY TAX DAY

YOU DONT HAVE LONG NOW, IF YOU DONT DO THIS YOU WILL NOT MAKE IT

Reposting to get more (You)s regarding this.
I will not repost again.

>>13269552
>>13269564
Fake Divbro is Fake

REAL THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

Doggo of the DOW edition because fake divbro doesn't have this image yet

>>13269736
I've seen him in movie night a few times, he probably still lurks sometimes

Finally, after a lot of pain and suffering from being an overly emotional invester, I've made it into the green. It's not much, but I'll honestly take it. Now I feel like I can start putting money in again. How diverse should I keep my portfolio?

You know He is on your side when just as your funds are cleared for use He Dips for you. Yes it's true He did Dip for me today right before the EX Date. So what did I do? I took full advantage of the Dip of course. 82 more of Him do I have now for a total of an even 100 shares. The cost was cheap compared to what it could've been before He did the Dip. Now nothing can stop it, $204 in Divvy profit is a coming. Drip that Payout will I do for an extra 6.4 free T shares a year till the year 2032.

GE is another mater; he is looking to fall by 50% if what they say is true, which means his price will be 5 per share soon. So I reduced my position while I could before the fall could take place so to limit my losses from this disaster. But I will turn this turkey to my advantage and buy more of him at 5 per share on the 15th. That will see me make least 50% gain in profit when he climbs out of this funk back to $10 per share again.

>>13269804
based T bro

don't forget that you'll get more than 6.4 free T shares per year based on DRiP and dividend increases.

>>13269796
>Now I feel like I can start putting money in again
your first mistake was losing money
your second mistake was being afraid to put in more money because you lost money
what will your third mistake be

>>13269820
Replying to this post.

It isn't like I haven't been putting money in either dipshit.

Tim Apple's fruit company yielded auspicious gains for me today. Here's to 220 by the end of April.

>HEADLINE THIS MORNING: Futures subsided as investors prepare for tepid earnings season
>HEADLINE NOW: S&P 500, Nasdaq edge higher as earnings season looms

How do financial journalists exist without killing themselves?

>>13269716
Has savinglives99 ever given any solid info that makes him more than just a pumper? Haven't been paying attention to him long enough.

Steezy dropped the mask today tho.

>>13269850
>Now I feel like I can start putting money in again
looks like writing your first post was your third mistake, dipshit

>>13269853
Hoping it gives back a couple points tomorrow so I can load calls. I need to stop trying to diversify, AAPL and MSFT follow such predictable patterns. I should be satisfied raking it in trading em

>>13269865
I'm not sure how they survive. They connect events to market movement almost at random sometimes.

>>13269881
They overthink. Once you realize almost all market movement equals groupthinking "how can I make money from this" at varying IQ levels...

>>13269503

No. I told my psychiatrist that I trade a portfolio of $100K when she asked me if I did anything stressful.

>>13269552

Here! Here!

>>13269503
I don't usuall have chats about life with my rapist.

>>13269870
I take savinglives99's posts with a grain of salt, but he does seem to be knowledgeable about the subject matter he talks about
The way he types like a retard initially made me skeptical, but my PI does the same thing despite being a tenured STEM professor with a Ph.D

It was pretty obvious that Steezy was a short the whole time, imo
At least he's not pretending any more

>AAPL, AMZN, Facebook nowhere near their ATHs
>S&P still closing in on the ATH

Does hasn't any analyst worth a damn picked up on the intrinsic bullishness of the fact that we're not being held aloft by our future lords and masters?

>>13269736
I'm still here I just lurk a lot more now & when I post it is as anon 90% of the time. You should be able to spot me easy because muh Ichimoku Cloud & laughing at option noobies like >>13268714 who has 36 contracts of SPY 289 4/10 expire with a current theta of -0.20 who probably doesn't know he is about to lose so much money at open tomorrow.

>>13269937
I thought steezy might just be countering pumping by being too cynical.

Some otherwise smart people do seem to go all in on shorthand that gives retard vibes.

Pinterest (PINS) will IPO next week. $15 -17 per share is the target range. They have a growing user base and revenue via ads. Dunno may pickup a few shares and see what happens.

>>13270206
That's one I would watch and not just jump into... Those bigger tech companies tend to drop when they IPO like snapchat.

>>13270117
>who has 36 contracts of SPY 289 4/10 expire with a current theta of -0.20 who probably doesn't know he is about to lose so much money at open tomorrow.
>not understanding what theta is
It’s not a real number, but an approximation calculated over time.

As long as SPY hits above 289 tomorrow I can sell for a profit. I’ve already done the algebra for this shit.

Spoiler: Options trade like shares do PM/AH and their prices are entirely determined by what people are willing to pay for them.

That’s why I can buy worthless 400% break even calls from bots on biotechs and sell them to zoomers right before a PDUFA date for 1000%.

vix looking like it's bottomed with a bunch of huge green candles from funds buying them. i'm going to buy few vix calls and hopefully make ca$h.

>>13270339
VIX will rocket Wednesday because of catalyst events.
Tomorrow is probably an iron condor day

>>13270281
Spoiler: You bought options on one of the most highly traded, liquid options market. This isn't illiquid biotechs or penny stock options markets. You are going to get shit on. Hope you don't lose your shirt.

>>13270428
Spoiler I already dug out from being 600 down on said options at opening bell, I know what I'm doing.
And even if I lose it, that's part of the game. I wouldn't have put that money up if it didn't think I could lose it.

Spoiler: I have literally no idea how any of this works and options make me feel like a turbo brainlet.

I finally get shorting, and some of the manipulation tactics like P&D, but options make me feel so fucking stupid.

>>13270566
That's understandable. I think they decided to include all the gay greek letter trigshit instead of just using simple english to turn investors off from taking undue risk.

What audiobooks or podcasts should I get into so I can better into personal finance?

Everyone should buy LCI
>>13269584
A-anon you flatter me, I have died but still abide
>>13269605
PROJECTION
I stopped because I started browsing lit and that fucking butterfly nigger ruins every thread and made me hate tripfags
>>13269633
Comfy recently upped his meds and exercises now so he's more stable
>>13269618
I was on an internet fast, my apologies :((

>Synopsys Recognized as a Leader in Independent Analyst Report on Software Composition Analysis Solutions
>Black Duck by Synopsys Receives Highest Possible Score in the SDLC Integration, Policy Management, and Training criteria and Receives the Top Ranking in the Market Presence Category
https://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/synopsys-recognized-as-a-leader-in-independent-analyst-report-on-software-composition-analysis-solutions-300826119.html

>Still red

I'm gonna lose so much on those April 18th calls.

>FAANG's $800 Billion Rally Has Mom and Pop Investors Cashing Out
>Bloomberg
>No sources
>No data

Wow seriously this should be illegal

>>13269716
Can insiders buy if they are in BO negotiations? I feel like the sec would be up this guys asshole

>>13270625
Holy shit the boomers really are the worst

If America's markets where a game they'd be easy mode. Can you imagine investing in the Nikkei?
slike holdin BTC over 40 years

Futures mooned with the nikkei, smacked against the 2900 milestone again

>>13270795
it's legal if they haven't been presented with details yet

Seriously guys? Asuka-Pathetic.jpeg

>>13270963
>>13270795
they may have other ways of getting around SEC rules, I'm not too knowledgable about this aspect of the market

Shill me SQQQ lads
Should I put calls on it for 9$ strike May calls? Not sure what catalysts drive it but y’all seem pretty heavy into it figured I’d ask the secret...

>>13270996
It's shorting QQQ. Buying SQQQ is like buying inverse QQQ
QQQ is an index representative of the 100 top equities traded on the NASDAQ

>>13270978
To me it screams faith in phase 3 trials but no buyout around the corner.

Sqqq is bluepilled when you can just buy volatility directly.

>>13270996
Do puts directly on QQQ, inverse ETFs are dumb

>>13271063
I think it's a good thing either way, and that the market never fails to do the unexpected
I'm personally not convinced there aren't negotiations happening

>>13271063
I think it will be BO between now and the end of May when the date for the offering actually is. The April one is a qualifier date.

If they actually do the offering then DU will not only get his 20m but he will buy all the offering that others pass on. A massive insider buy and he looks like a hero on top of getting stupid rich in the long run. Not that he isn't already. But he will want to sell before the campaigns seeing as he funds some.

I think pretty much everything now is street theater.

>>13271101
I agree its likely a good thing. However it may mean that it wont see real gains For a couple of years.

>>13270648
>Everyone should buy LCI
yikes, forget I said anything

>>13271141
If it means we have to wait a few years for a massive premium, I'm fine with that
Like I mentioned before tho, people do have ways of insider trading despite SEC rules

https://www.cbc.ca/news/business/insider-trading-found-in-26-of-merger-deals-study-says-1.2678312

so what can i spend my extra $200 on

>>13270966

CLOSE BUT NOT TOUCHING

>>13271213
Plz buy lots of juul and Marlboro products boyo

Cowboychan needs your help!

>>13269503
my rhematologist knows am trader and we talk about stocks all time O_O

they have weird mutual funds that nevery hear of that only make 2% yearly

>>13271213
vix calls

>>13271252
thats all i needed to hear bro

>>13270936
American markets usually rape traders into moving to other markets

>>13271261
Nice try Mohammed, we know you’re jealous of our glorious market and our literally 500 (five hundred) S&Ps.

MINT

>>13271261
American markets are just a straight line

VSTM (Veristem)
>presents at the H.C. Wainwright Global Life Sciences Conference on Tuesday, April 9, 2019 at 11:50 a.m. BST in London, UK.
I BLEW IT
I SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT MORE TODAY WHEN IT WAS DUMPING!

>>13271292
Mint lowers test, bro

>>13271180
If everyone buy's LCI then it will crash
UNIVERSE BRAIN

>>13270936
This is the fate of the American stock market.

Your boy bought some aapl calls at 205, how fucked am I as I dont understand options too much.

BOJ needs to wake up and Pump eet just 5 points

Oh no no no

I’m investing in the fintech company’s behind behind the stash app, and THIS is their update message. I’m in trouble boys.

Hello frens. What do you think are the odds of GBR pumping to $5?

>>13271475
Literally went from 1.80 to 2.38 and NOW you wanna buy? I say go for it.

>>13269466
Please put all of your crypto into Amazon so you can make us moon back to 2000, if all you guys with 100K of bitcoin would go 50% call options and 50% stocks we'd pour billions into the stock and move it 100 bucks causing us all to make like 1000%. Just an idea

>>13271475
100%. The real question is "when?" I've been sitting on this thing for a fuckin' year and it just goes off every now and then. Gotta average into it on a semi-regular basis but it's great for swinging.

>>13271475
I will not be backing on the Great British Rupee.

>>13271408
Ummmm super unfucked? People want to drive it up to 205 this week for sure so you'll make some money.

>>13269953
This is what I am fucking saying, if we could even move AMZN to 1873 it could cause the mother of all cryptobot breakouts as institutions involuntarily pump a trillion dollars into the market destroying shorts and then moving us to 2000. The price target is seriously like 2200 https://www.tipranks.com/stocks/amzn/price-target and one guy has it at 2450 nobody will even be the wiser.

>>13270206
Lyft freaks me out but that is fucking cheap to almost get SNAP level from day one, we'll see it will probably get pumped to 30 dollars. meh

China A50 zooming. Futures red as death after failing to reach 2900. Exactly like yesterday. Why they do this shit?
Theta gonna rape me :(

>>13271580
>Futures red as death
oh please

>>13271598
0.17%'s pretty bad

>>13271425
Japan got dumped on AGAIN kek
do Japanese only exist to carry American bags?

>>13271279
500 too many
you have never seen glory of NIFTY
praise be to NIFTY and their 50

>>13271305
not anymore

>>13271708
My deposit won't show up in the hood until Friday, so if we could dump hard before then that would be great :^)

>>13271531
I bought GBR today instead of NRGOF. Please tell me I'm gonna make it.

>8th day of the S&P win streak
>Longest streak since Oct 2017

I literally cannot find a single person who is being bullish yet we continue to rise in spite of futures dumps. I guess nobody is playing the indices and just pouring capital into individual heavily-weighted stocks.

even if sears doesn't go out of business, is there even a chance that the SHLDQ shares won't go to zero anyways? they'll most likely dump those and start fresh, right?

I bought some shares at 20 cents and not sure if I should just take the profits or hold in case they could go to $20 someday

Got a whole sack full of $SEEL at 2.80. I'm gonna retire at 28 this year.

>>13271822
I'd hold on to them, least for the short term. Just read that Lambert guy is trying to buy the remaining shares he don't own. So that's prob why your seeing the spike atm. Long term is another thing. Sears came very close to crashing. this is just a temp thing. Sears is doomed no mater what they do. The Sharks are smelling blood. They'll kill it eventually.

>>13271835
its a pump and dump stock dood. over run by high volume traders and chatroom pumpers
institutional ownership is nonexistent. I wouldn't be surprised if the company's CEO is in on it.

>>13271580
Tfw 35% of my holding is baba

>>13271903
You might wanna check the pipleline my dude.

>>13271786
SNIBBITTY SNAB :DDD

investing.com/indices/indices-futures

Futures for noobs

>>13271708
>India is so poor they can’t even get half an S&P

>>13271786
I also chose the wrong stocks. I know that I could probably make more money than I’m losing if I put it elsewhere, but I’m pretty sure that’s the impatience that the stock devours in small time investors.

>tfw still restricted on robinhood
fuck i just want to buy some qqq before the bubble takes off uwu

>>13271918
I have. I made a 400% off it in the first week of March, and several 50%ers since. I'm quite the expert on this stock seeing as it's made me 10s of thousands of dollars only after realizing it was all bullshit smoke and mirrors.
Even if they have a real pipeline, the stock is overrun by conmen trying to get folk like you all excited about le latest biopharma tenbagger.
And the company itself basically just deals in acquiring assets so that they can pump their SP and then cash out. CEO is a VC thru and thru.

>>13271996
Ive been swinging SEEL since the merger my dude lol. The pipeline is legit lmao they're partnered with Ligand. Multiple institutions and heavy insider ownership. Literally sitting on a powder keg

Everything is red except Singapore

>>13271965
SUPERPOWER BY 2020

Can you guyses give me some legit learning resources? All of this options and trading VIX shit is just beyond me.

>Junji Ito at CrunchyRoll Expo this year
Fuck. Fuck that's actually someone I'd like to see.

>>13271708
That picture has a very manly face for a schoolgirl. Why would you pick that when you could pick Satania "FUCK MY ASS" ?

>>13271984
>I like boys who dress like girls with cute japanese things and uwu OwO
Can't you just be normal gay and stop making things confusing? Men don't even smell good.

>>13272035
>Multiple institutions and heavy insider ownership
Institutional ownership is 2% and those are capital managements.
Raj whatever the fuck his name is owns most of the shares because he's gonna cash out as soon as gets a buyer who wants the underlying IPs he's already purchased.

>>13271996
Not to mention partnered with UC Berkeley also on Parkinson's research. Also people on stocktwits arent the defining sentiment of a stock. Yall seem to think the market revolves around stocktwits around here lol.

>>13272072
>Can you guyses give me some legit learning resources?
Are you saying the websites and the 50+ books in the OP are not legit?

>>13272081
Of course percentages drop because warrants were just exercised. Shares went from 6m to 18m. Still 33 institutions hold it with two 13Gs right now as i know of. You dont know more than me about this stock lmao

>>13272104
It’s more like pointing me towards the finance section in a library and telling me to have at it.

I don’t expect you to assign me specific chapters and a homework schedule, but maybe some guidance?

What online broker offers tsx and tsxv stocks online?? I have a charles schwab account but they don't show up.

>>13272072
>Can't you just be normal gay
no because i don't find most men attractive. and i'm not a tranny but i wish i was more cute

>Men don't even smell good.
women don't really smell that good either imo
i've met some nice smelling boys

>>13272119
>Still 33 institutions hold it with two 13G
Institutions own 1 million out of 18 million shares, that is nothing. If institutions had purchased anything substantive since it would've appeared in a SEC filing by now.
>>13272086
No they BOUGHT the exclusive rights. They're acquiring a portfolio of assets to sell to the highest bidder.

>>13272172
Same, but the companies often have a listing on the OTC market. I’ve set a limit buy for new range gold if it drops a bit.

>>13272174
>women smell not good
God damn that reminds me. I went to a gym in the posh section of town a while back, and a brunette on the bike was just giving off this scent that felt like home or something. Like comfort but also excitement. Fuck I wish I could find that again.

I better start fasting again or I’m never gonna make it.

>>13272160
Read a fucking book lazy
But a random walk is good

>>13272246
I want to read a book.
And thank you. I already like index funds, but it’s probably worth a read.

>>13271965
I'm gonna FOMO into NRGOF tomorrow. 5,000 shares.

>>13272551
>$730 bet
I mean, that could be a really good bet, this thing has surged wildly. But I just know too little to get in now, when it’s run so high. Much like crypto.

I’m gonna buy more Disney and probably sell the news. Expecting Disney+ news to involve perhaps a massive acquisition of additional Hulu shares, and maybe a bundling of Hulu with Disney+ and espn+

Should’ve bought more Disney today, but I thought “nah, 5 shares is enough.”

This type of retard logic is why I only have 8 Tims.

>>13269466
>I'm a fundamental long equity investor

>>13272796
CLOWN WORLD
brought to you by:
The Baby Boomers!

>>13269853
Need to make 40% in one month. Shill me you best stock /smg/

>>13272921
Become an accredited investor and put your money here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Renaissance_Technologies

>>13272921
LCI

GBR

SAEX

thats a list going from most confident to confident

>>13269466
Sauce?

trump has already shifted the blame on the federal reserve for the next crash

>>13273082
>Another unrepentant, self-serving, lying, obese baby-boomer
You just gotta love how he spread the "election is rigged" narrative because he was SURE he would lose.
He'd get to tear into Hillary every day, and be on Fox News constantly. It would've been his dream life. He could just eat cheeseburgers in his underwear and never have to talk to foreign diplomats.

The only winner from Trump's election was Putin.

>>13272921
>>13273010
APDN

>>13269736
I miss teh_profit as well

>>13269921
Nice pic. Well meme'd.

>>13270117
Happy to see you.
Nice find. That guy's getting fucking toasted. Ebin.

>>13270625
Looks like chicken feed for millenials desu.
Probably sold like hotcakes, just like Fire and Fury

>>13273115
Bet the house of Saud is pretty happy too, then again no matter who won 2016 so did they

>reverse image search a rare pepe
>Somehow end up on daily stormer for the first time in my life
>They think Kushner is in charge
>Trump "is clearly not well, and Kushner is quite simply running the White House."
HOLY FUCKING KEK
Little sycophant Kushner? Got damn I guess they can't imagine Ivanka banging him any other way.

They did have some spicy memes, but the fact that they seem to like Yang worries me. I like Yang.

>>13273250
Truth. Every enemy and frenemy probably was pretty happy, until it became clear that the man would really start a trade war and levy massive taxes (tariffs really just act like taxes as far as I can tell)

>>13271243
are the gay ass jannies still banning you for namefagging or have you just given up on it like comfy?

>>13271305
kekek maybe for this week, but not for the past few months. Volatility is back af.
it'll be a long ass time until XIV comes close to being the money maker that it was 2 years ago. RIP.

>>13270206
>Pinterest (PINS) will IPO next week
>Dunno may pickup a few shares and see what happens.
Good goyim. I see that we have learned nothing from how that mentality played out for HMNY.

>>13271573
>Lyft freaks me out
As it fucking should. They burned some stupendous amount of cash, like 1 billion dollars over the past year, and idk if there's any end in sight yet.
>but that is fucking cheap to almost get SNAP level from day one
SNAP shouldn't even be worth a dollar, so perhaps that's a fair assessment

>>13272936
they won't accept external investments anymore. They "bought out" all their investors or returned all their capital a long time ago.

>NBEV is SOARING
>NIU is 62% higher just this past week
>Even AMC, the fucking movie theatre is up 8.88% today

Clearly, I don't understand this market. I'm a stupid man with a bad plan and I'm going to go to sleep.

>>13273313
>PINS is HMNY
An IT company? Is the same as longing white women? I don't think so Tim.

So my current m1 dividend portfolio would have a 5y return of ~ 18 percent, and I don't think that factors in dividend return rate and investment, so my current yield us 4.06 percent. Is this a modest dividend portfolio? Or should I strive to get higher and better? I'll try and find time to post it tomorrow, but I'm just curious if this is any good or not. Stable, if anything.

>>13273370
>longing white women
>implying that's how investing works
>muh politics

>>13273243
:) where is big 5 fag?

>>13273443
could get 100% in LCI by end of year AT LEAST... Will probably even get more than that desu

>>13273489
I still love that fucking picture of the LCI van driving off of a fucking cliff

>>13273508
lol that shit was so funny.. amazing how fast people come up with shit here

>>13273515
>>13273508

>>13273370
Entertainment stocks are hot and going to get even hotter this year. People have disposal income for the first time in forever and are looking to escape.

Long theme parks, Cruise lines, airines, resorts.

>>13273481
There were no politics in that post.
Are you sure that’s not how investing works? I know women are fickle, but those two sectors seem vastly different.

Still, I am too spooked by all the IPOs to jump in at asking on PINS. I expect it’ll sink like the others after a frothy pop.

>>13273527
>Warren fucking Buffett
Fucking gold.

>>13273530
I thought everyone agreed that going to the movie theatre was dumb and let’s just stay home and stream movies and tv we already paid for (or torrented). I thought the theatres were dead.

But the other stuff seems like I could get exposure to through Disney. Just not sure how to play it yet, may surge tomorrow or may dump when they announce Disney + if they also talk about an earnings cut and an investment year.

>>13273527
I think I'm going to look up some of our other artwork. I haven't done my taxes yet, and I need more excuses to procrastinate

>>13273557


I have a fair bit of golden age /smg/ memes saved

>>13273625
beautiful.
I'm apparently legendary among the new grads at my old workplace, so I'm going to craft up some memes for them

I just found this masterpiece while hunting for more materials

>>13274235
I can't fucking stop laughing

Is silver looking like a good buy atm?

>>13274951
no

>>13274951
all precious metals a shit 5evas
buy some leveraged indices, you scrub

Reminder that oil is manipulated same way as indexes and grows just like SPX or NDQ

>>13274235
God you tripfags are insufferable

>>13275017
STOP WITH THIS SHIT, GAS IS 4 DOLLARS IN CALIFORNIA NOW

>>13275017
im thinking 2 more days of green (end of day)
after that a massive sell the news begins

>>13275017
>>13275107
long oil you idiots

>>13275108
Oil will continue to obey same trend as indexes. Letting oil off the leash can bring new factors to Dow development and you don't want destabilizing this dumb regulators trend line.

>>13273884
Go check out my post boys
Would've posted in here if I realised this was up
Intel stock is getting hammered at the moment but shit is going thru the roof in just over a year

So roth or traditional IRA?

>>13275057
you should put on a tripcode, homo, you'll have more fun and lose your money with even greater efficiency.

>>13275107
>4 DOLLARS
Is it just in commiefornia? I can celebrate that.
This should be good for the shale industry or whatever the fuck it's called


>>13275223
I think I've heard to always max roth first

>>13275299
Fracking you tumtum. And yes frackers are profitable at 65+$ iirc

>>13275223
Depends upon if you think your tax burden will be higher now than when you're withdrawing from the account or not. If you think your going to be paying more in taxes go Roth. If you think your taxes will be less go with the traditional. It won't matter anyway, once the fucking commies come to power and take everything away. You're fucked either way.

>>13275169
How is intc getting hammered? Have you looked at the chart?

>>13275107
you're in california grim?.. also.. yeah.. it sucks.. I drive an F150 and it's like another 20 bucks every .50 it goes up or some shit like that to fill up

>>13275460
>once the fucking commies come to power and take everything away. You're fucked either way.
too damn true

>>13275107
Like 75 cents of that shit is tax.

CEI going on an early morning run

>>13273047
Also requesting sauce

>>13273282
>but the fact that they seem to like Yang worries me. I like Yang.
Enemy of my enemy my oh so temporary fren

>Tariffs on the EU

THIS ERECTION

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-trade-eu-tariffs-trump/trump-slams-eu-in-aircraft-dispute-pushes-tariffs-on-11-billion-of-imports-idUSKCN1RL1CX

Trade War part 2: US versus EU. Fuck orange man. This guy is a fucking moron who will destroy America. Sell everything tomorrow.

>>13275600
I'm back. Did you miss me? You thought December was bad....

>>13275600
>>13275602
Based Drumpf is going to make trade deals great again

>>13275602
Oh boy first China then euro, we are still winning?

>>13275602
This dude is chaos incarnate, humanity said "our government leaders are dumb and don't care about us! We want something different!"
The absurdist universe we live in responds with this guy right here as the leader of the free world.

Hope everyone's enjoying the ride~

>>13275614
wait till the first quarter shit starts coming out and we see how small profits have been across the board. We're going to leave this crab market and go strait into bear season.

>>13275500
MY DAD TOLD ME THE PUMPS RAISED IT 10 CENTS IN 12 HOURS ON MONDAYYYYYYY

>>13275659
I'm unsure whether reality or pumps are gonna win so I'm mainly cash not even oil position rn

if they keep raising gas prices I'll just say fuck it and not buy the stuff. get a lyft and say fuck it.

>>13275659
you don't understand the level of crazy
the dude is nearly 80, he has no rules
He's gonna have the treasury and Fed try and pump the market to ATH regardless

Speaking of Lyft, sold my German puts for 39% profits. Thx Lyft, VERY cool

>>13275690
That's what I'm afraid of. He knows no president was reelected in bear market

GUYS. I GET $10K CHECK ON MAY 28TH. WHAT DO I DO?!?!

>>13275698
>no president was reelected in bear market
Well it is my understanding that no president has ever changed their name while in office to avoid term limits either.

>>13275698
yeah you can't start an economic battle with the EU and China then let your market sink into a re-election year.
Actually I think the re-election is only part of it, it's about winning.
The question is when the gloves are off and all the Banks are pumping, who breaks first and hardest.

And I think the answer is the EU, China can implement all kinds of controls on their economy to at least keep food on the table and avoid uprisings but the EU doesn't have the strength at all to avoid economic issues.

So I don't think Trump really intends to point the markets downwards and stomp on the gas, but it is an interesting move to force the EU to heel.
I think they have to and they know it.
I don't think we'll actually go hot with this one

>>13275708
Keep it in cash. Market will break December lows. Orange man clearly has a plan to fight every country on earth with trade war so he can """win"""". Retail investors will be the losers.

Best dividend stocks boys? I need to build a dividend portfolio I only have one stock so far, Inter Pipeline LTD.

Shill me some more boys.

>>13275723
BTW I think the first round of the trade war was Trump seeing if he can make China cower by threatening the same sort of tariff escalation, but they called his bluff (sort of).
but with the global economy in the state it is in now, and especially the European markets already swapping to try and stay afloat, the EU won't be able to call Trump's bluff. Unless they come to some side agreement with China

(not just talking about this first round of threatened sanctions BTW, I'm talking about escalation into a weak market as the serious concern)

>>13269552
We kikes will steal and fuck your wife Faggot

>>13275743
Mr goldenstein free stock pick is T
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>>13275717
I don't get it

>>13275723
There's no economic battle going on as far as I see. Trumpy is trying to be big guy but noone gives a shit, it's inconvenient of course but nothing groundbreaking, we still buy Iranian resources, we do deal with China and EU being overgrown village is much more self sufficient with good China relationships. Sure we'll take a hit, we might see some asset devaluation, but I'm not worried. Having american demographics and manufacturing would scare me more

Have a Sales & Trading interview coming up with a big bank. Not sure how to prepare... I read the Wall Street FAQ list from my college's career office and maybe I can talk about my trades on Robinhood?
Any other tips? Scared!

Vix call or short?

>>13275673
it's out of control, I also get worse gas mileage from california gas than i do from arizona gas

>>13275684
you'll still be buying it indirectly..

>>13275815
>When it is time for us to sell, or even to stop buying, the response could be quite strong; there is every reason to expect a strong response. So there are a couple of ways to look at it. It is about $1.2 trillion in sales; you take 60 months, you get about $20 billion a month. That is a very doable thing, it sounds like, in a market where the norm by the middle of next year is $80 billion a month. Another way to look at it, though, is that it’s not so much the sale, the duration; it’s also unloading our short volatility position.

>I think we are actually at a point of encouraging risk-taking, and that should give us pause. Investors really do understand now that we will be there to prevent serious losses. It is not that it is easy for them to make money but that they have every incentive to take more risk, and they are doing so. Meanwhile, we look like we are blowing a fixed-income duration bubble right across the credit spectrum that will result in big losses when rates come up down the road. You can almost say that that is our strategy.

>>13275815
Do you mean call or put???

There is a difference between shorting something and buying a put.

>>13270252
Wakie Wakie eggs and bakey

Better start praying

>>13275602
what are some EU stocks to short? this cause china to go on a bear market because of this

>>13275808
I agree the 11B tariffs on EU aren't a big deal on their own
The issue is how the EU reacts
What do you think they will do? just stay silent and take the tariffs? I think they might.
EU choices are:
-accept the tariffs, maintain airbus subsidies. Trump gets a small win, more like a neutral value.
-eliminate airbus subsidies. big win for trump, looks very good to American workers. This would encourage Trump to take mroe action of the sort
-retaliate

I just think the EU's options aren't very good, and it could lead to an escalation on one side or the other
If they bitch out completely Trump administration might see it as an invitation to push them around more (which will earn him votes in a re-election setting, if he is hitting out at companies that compete with American companies).

>>13275840
meh, the buy bots will take care of that. Green EOD

>>13275847
You can't build planes without subsidies on this level really. I'd say EU stays passive maybe adds tariffs on 4-5B as a response. Don't forget we are indirectly putting tariffs on US goods through customs and other tax options. EU has complications with south countries being unable to build normal economies which is much bigger deal then Trump tweets. On top of that there's Brexit fiesta going on and EU has upper hand in it. I'd say if (and that's a big if) us actually does something economy breaking (which again US was unable to do even if we look at muh ebil Iran) Britain will be used as bargain chip between Franco Germanic alliance vs Anglosax sentiments so we give you nice Island with people of yours and you leave EU alone. That's just my Tuesday idea.

>>13275878

I think the EU should just place tariffs on the US t-bill market and hit America where it's weakest. If Trump want's a trade war show him you mean business.

>>13269796
How did you fucking mess up this bad when you started at the BOTTOM of the stock market before a major recovery???

>>13275878
All the points you bring up about the internal EU economic issues are on my mind. And I think on Trump's mind too: the EU economy looks weak, it has fault lines and fractures in ways that Iran does not.
I think he is putting pressure on to see what happens, and at the same time to win affection of voters.

It will be interesting to see the EU response. But if the best they can do is a few billion in their own sanctions, then I think Trump comes out even or ahead.
It'd be more interesting to see this get ugly

>>13275743
I made an M1 pie for my friend that wanted a monthly payout so he could do a "compound" reinvest strategy. You want to see it?

>>13275892
very low IQ post

>>13275913
Nah just blow up the bond market and the market falls, trump gets btfo and loses the election and the EU receives all the blow jobs it wants from what ever cuck takes Trump's job.

>>13275907
ye

>>13275924
https://m1.finance/0egXG_9lu

>>13275892
That's a thing though, EU doesn't want trade war. If America continues to buy BMW more than anything in some states why should Germany and co be worried if US needs to ram up prices for US consumers? It's quite opposite, you want cause problems you block EU access to some financial services. But Trump is not that dumb to do this

Fuck is up with GALT?

>>13275939
but everyone KNOWS the EU doesn't want a trade war and that the EU bureaucracy won't respond smoothly to pressure
so Trump will push you around if you let him
It will get him re-elected if you just bend over and take stroke after stroke of tariffs deep in your rectum

Again I think it is most likely that is what the EU will do
but what if they decide not to? that is the more interesting question
what other elvers can they pull?

Stop selling!!!!

MY STOCKS!

>>13275929
thanks but it won't load :(

It's ok only 7 boomers retired. This is perfectly normal. It's not like this is boomerpocalypse.

>>13275991
>>13275969
are you really long right now? or all against bonds?

I just had over a yang of stop losses hit at open

>>13276005
i'm short bonds, but long volatility, i don't give a fuck.

>>13275968
Italy is literally bankrupt and couldn't enter EU in current economic conditions (doesn't pass debt to gdp req), Britain doesn't want to leave, Poland still cries for more subsidies, Spain is about to go broke, Gypsies wasted all money given to them and did Jack shit, France is supressing uprising due to too high taxes too high social programs and no money in bank, Germany is declining in its own manufacturing and demographic is shit.
Do you actually think 10B goods is something EU cares deeply about when question floating around is we need to draw line under France and Austria and cut off everything below it for EU 2.0? Trump can push like this because compared to other problems he's irrelevant

Pls MICROSOFT GO UP

>>13275973
Weird, well, here it let's me copy paste the text.

WSR
Whitestone REIT
5%
VET
Vermilion Energy Inc. Common (Canada)
5%
SJR
Shaw Communications Inc.
5%
VCLT
Vanguard Long-Term Corporate Bond ETF
5%
O
Realty Income Corporation
5%
LTC
LTC Properties Inc.
5%
LVHD
Legg Mason Low Volatility High Dividend ETF
4%
WM
Waste Management Inc.
3%
VZ
Verizon Communications Inc.
3%
YORW
The York Water Company
3%
TGT
Target Corporation
3%
PBCT
People's United Financial Inc.
3%
LOW
Lowe's Companies Inc.
3%
HD
Home Depot Inc. (The)
3%
KMB
Kimberly-Clark Corporation
3%
JPM
JP Morgan Chase & Co.
3%
CAT
Caterpillar Inc.
3%
DFS
Discover Financial Services
3%
CCI
Crown Castle International Corp. (REIT)
3%
ALB
Albemarle Corporation
3%
APD
Air Products and Chemicals Inc.
3%
ABBV
AbbVie Inc.
3%
MMM
3M Company
3%
CSCO
Cisco Systems Inc.
3%
INTC
Intel
3%
BCS
Barclays PLC
3%
ADP
Automatic Data Processing Inc.
3%
ARTNA
3%
AXP
American Express Company
3%

Don't worry guys. Greater unified clown world theory means this shit is going to blow past ATH.

R-right?

>>13276024
>Greater unified clown world theory
explain?

>>13275808
>we still buy Iranian resources
Oy vey

MAX YOUR IRAs

YOU HAVE A COUPLE DAYS UNTIL TAX DAY, DO NOT MISS THIS OPPORTUNITY FOR REAL GAINS

>>13276012
Man I agree with everything you're saying in that post. Except the
> compared to other problems he's irrelevant
part. gotta think about what could happen.
I'm trying to think of big-picture, long terms outcomes.

This 11B tariff threat isn't just an 11B tariff threat. Depending on what kind of outcome Trump is looking for it might be diffused easily or it could blow up. Like you said, there is a possibility he just wants some leverage to push the Brexit proceedings one way or another.

But the fact that EU has so much on their plate means they can be pushed around. And if they let it happen, that might be what happens.

FTFT
Today is the day

>>13276018

>>13276043
>not even roth

>>13276057
damn you're gonna tempt me like that

>>13276043
thanks grandpa

>>13276018
thank

as I said yesterday the market is way overvalued, there is nothing left but disappointment with shitty corporate earnings, any deviation in brexit talks or even just a shred of the trade talks breaking down will blow this whole thing up.

CEI potential moon

>>13276090
No problem bro, good luck with your portfolio.
Remember to add some defensive's to ride out the bear in 2020.

>>13276099
PT?

>>13276099
hey I made $20 off that when it 'mooned' two months ago in February

>>13276018
looks like a pretty comfy port, dude

>>13276136
that wasn't a moon.. that was just someone front loading..

>>13276123
I think a dollar would be a safe bet.. but it could go much higher depending how tight everyone holds. It's wound up tight and the company hasn't been diluting since r/s

>>13276055
That's main problem with dealing with Trump, He is 4 - 8 year event , 8 year in case his economy somehow does good while literally whole world doesn't look good , so why would you care 4ish years in Trumpwave instead of trying to fix your shit when he might not be around soon or might not be around 4 years and 1 election from now. So I kinda side with EU passive behavior on this one.

USO CALL OR PUT DECIDE MY FATE

I think /biz/ might be broken for phonefags on T. Anybody else having issues?

Dividend index for 3-4 years ?

>>13276161
wait for the API report tonight and purchase tomorrow at open accordingly

YVR cheap

>>13276201
no fuck that.. go all in before

PPT is working overtime.

>>13276201
Whats the api report

>>13276099
You guys always look for these nanocap pumps.

Meanwhile AAPL goes on literal moon missions frequently. Options on FAANG can make you a lot of money if you are halfway decent at spotting trends

>>13276235
It's a report with some data that will tell you if we're in a period of high demand or high supply for the petroleum. You'll want to read it before making your decision.

>>13276235

Basically what I'm trying to say Trump's become his own villain, he's now your ordinary politician fighting for his power. And he'll do whatever it takes to keep it. He'll send another 69 of 'his peeps' in FED to ensure no dumps till election in expense of economy and American people. He'll destroy relations and trust in US just to get a feel of better trade deals with nothing but reputation damage accomplished. And while he is fighting for today's power everyone else prepare for world of tomorrow with different currency relations and new trade unions.
>>13276209
Agreed, although I have no idea what is this.

>>13276238
leave us alone grandpa.. nanocap pumps are fun to trade

If every time SPY drops a quarter a boomer retires, what happens when SPY goes up a quarter? The rally is fake & gay?

>>13276143
Thanks, one third is assets that pay every month, then the other 2/3rd are broken up into 3 equal quarter payments. (About 7 companies for each quarter) Then they're subdivided equally by sectors. Tech, Financial, Defensive, Housing, and Retail- to give a strong diversification for different market environments.

The last thing I considered was debt / asset ratios to make sure those companies are financially sound for at least 3+ years.

If those companies fail to meet a certain set of stats or drop below what I would be comfortable with, I would cut them in a second, and replace them with better long view performers.

At the root, this portfolio is for retirement / long-term savings, that'll outperform anything <6% compound savings.

MICROSOFT
PLS GO UP
I'LL SUCK YOUR DICK

>>13276289
>what happens when SPY goes up a quarter?
zoomers blindly contribute to their 401k and IRA

>>13275837
OK, the elites make money by shorting vix. So, if the elites don't like the current sociopolitical conditions, then they just close their short and go long. This obviously will cause downstream changes in society. And, they're taking money from Warren Buffet types to do it kek. Feel free to critique my analysis.

Just added 4 shares of BA to my portfolio and my first Defense Sector divvy stock.

If you're in penny land check out SIML

>portfolio getting keked
>dry spell at commission based job
#Yang2020 for the love of god, please!

>>13276256
video game cloud service company

they just bought out a cloud service, Open Nuage, which is used by Majesco Entertainment Company, a subsidiary of YVR.

Majesco created huge games like Slender the arrival, Gone Home, Costume Quest 2, Bloodrayne betrayal, and double dragon neon.

Many of these games are shit gameplay overall but are very successful as they are cheap to make and attract a ton of little kids to play them.

now with the soon be to acquired open nuage, these small indy gaming companies will be created games on the cloud which is the new gaming field that is just about to blow up. we have google betting high on it by creating a console just got cloud gaming. this trend will most likely continue and grow 10x fold long term

I dislike the idea of profits from plane crashes.
You kill for money but you don't money on kills.
No BA for me

>>13276357
What about fast food chains? people die from health problems that stem from fast food.. but people still invest in it.. what about KO.. ever invest in that?

gold up oil down, im getting bogged!

Lol, Germany just bought airbuses for 1.2B euros , your turn Trump
https://www.bild.de/bild-plus/politik/inland/politik-inland/nach-pannen-serie-regierung-kauft-drei-neue-flieger-fuer-1-2-milliarden-euro-61134234,view=conversionToLogin.bild.html#fromWall
>>13276376
See that's different. People buying shit that kills deserve to die. Investing in alcohol and cigs is encouraged.

>>13276408
Whats next? Your goina post an article of germany purchasing an order of mercedez as a checkmate?

Looks like i may get assigned 300 NIO shares. Am I in for some fun?

>>13276278
Want a nanocap with room to run? APDN needs to a full buckaroo soon or be delisted.

Why are you retards buying at the top?

>>13276440
why would it run though?

>>13276444
buy YVR it isnt at top

RH has earnings come out tomorrow but other place i saw says 17th

either way its a good cheap buy

>>13276425
Timing looks more like a "lol no" on subsidies question

>>13276444
Day trades. I longed opening dip just for lolz

>>13276444
because we already bought everything at the bottom

Thoughts on just energy(TSE:JE)? Looks like they've had a few bad years but are working on turning around. Dividend yield is pretty high at its current price and seems they have a history of stable dividends. Looks like assets mostly cover their debts so I don't see bankruptcy coming anytime soon unless I'm missing something. What does biz think?

trade deal hurry up I want some tendies

>>13276444
dollar cost averaging means you continually buy. am i setting more cash aside in my high yield savings account than I was two years ago? yes. but that doesn't mean I shouldn't continue to dollar cost average.

time in the market > timing the market

>>13276502
I'd rather buy JUST for the memes

>>13276502
probably needs to go below 3.20 for me to consider unless there's a co-op or merger soon

down -$4,000 now :^) why do I keep coming back to the stock market?

>>13276539
everyone's getting btfo right now, wait for earnings/trade deal

>>13276509
Volatility will btfo retards like you. Dca is still timing the market. You are simply spreading out your bets in expectation that you will be able to sell it for higher price at some point in the future.

>>13276558
markets have gone up for literal centuries

when can we exterminate bears honestly they have been wrong for the entire course of human history

>>13276580
No? American Market going up in a straight line up for 100 years is the anamoly. All other markets have gone down, died, or replaced.

>>13276539
What percentage is it?
4000 is nothing out of 500k.

Also, don't try to time the market. Just hold long on short, ease up on the over priced.
If you're continuously down during a bull just go full liquid put it into a HYSA, then come back in a month with fresh eyes.

Thoughts on MAXR? I think the they will go up. Eventually.

TTTTRRRRUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>up $24 in the past week
>today alone tanked $27
T-thanks biz

you know this market is creating so much wealth for individuals who are buying in, maybe I shouldn't be in a net short position. I mean I'm missing some serious wealth generation because of my short position. I mean just buying in on a red day like today seems like a no brainer. Probably the perfect buying opportunity right now. I'm going to take out a bunch of debt and get in before it's too late.

>>13276580
1/ wrong. Literally every market in history except current market crashed and never recovered.
2/ I only short TSLA with leverage and never go long, I'm in greens on TSLA so I am definitely not wrong.

>>13276611
Don't even bother posting these meme amounts.

>>13276558
>DCA is timing the market
its literally the opposite of timing the market

and with my investments, price is secondary compared to dividend stability and growth. I should be able to retire early without selling a single share of stock

but continue to think that owning before a possible recession is bad when all studies show that if you continue to invest the same during a recession you come out better than people that attempt to time the market based on the fact that there's just a few days of massive gains throughout the year, and the rest is slow and steady. you're likely to miss those days if you attempt to time the market

share your portfolio with me and lets compare who will be BTFO and who will still have investments 20, 30, 50 years down the line...

>>13276617
>and so last volatility short is closed and there is no force against market left in game

>>13276509
>time in the market > timing the market
Deep

>>13276622
Sorry we can't all be rolling in dough like Mr. Anon. I bet you can afford tendies with gourmet dipping sauce every night

buy twtr now
pump to 38 by earnings, 40+ if well received, 36 if poorly received, you can't go wrong

>>13276607
I've investigated them. I believe they will come back up. My investment thesis is twofold, they were over sold due to satellite breaking and bad PR, and there were many insider buys last quarter. Caveats are last quarter earnings really were terrible and surprised me, and their executives are broke, as insider buys we're on the order of $100k.

>>13276623
You don't have infinite lifespan. Dca is timing the market unless you're working with an institution's money. Even then, it's conditional on the lifespan of instution and access to the markets.

I'm at about 0% atm after losing tons on short vix during that vix spike in Thanksgiving and bouncing back up by buying the crypto bottom.

>>13276658
enjoy your dip

>>13276602
-4,073.97 (18.4%) to be exact.

>>13276607
sold some this morning at 4.97 USD, I'll be buying more :)

>>13276617
nice post I like it

Did everybody sell their GALT?

>>13276678
screencap your post here so you can reflect on it in 2 weeks

>>13276622
>>13276647

The dubs are checked and correct.

Don't talk until your 1% = $1,000.00.

>>13276695
no, no reason to

TETRA BIOPHARMA

>>13276682
Ouch, that is a bit of a bump.
What are the two worse performers that caused that drop?

>>13276695

FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DUMB FUCKJING SCAMMING POS

KYS!

>>13276701
>million dollar accounts
No small fries allowed in /smg/

>>13276658
I'm buying twitter and monster for the recession

>>13276720
that's a really nice quacker

>>13276712
I think buying the PDD dip and shorting CRON.

>>13276450
Technicals are looking tasty about to get a Bullish cloud break tomorrow

>>13276669
are you really trying to say that DCA is timing the market because you don't live forever? this is the stupidest thing i've heard all day. dollar cost averaging is so that you continually stay in the market and buy companies you believe are undervalued at regular intervals.

>>13276715
What did I do?

>>13276701
If you want to gate keep money go be a communist dictator. In a free and mobile society with a free and mobile market different values have different affects on people. To think you feel better than others based off a single value (that of your chosen currency) makes you incredibly ignorant and short sighted.

Part of a free society means that higher achievement is always possible, and to denigrate one man's hard earners, is to deny the very act of financial freedom in a market place. Why? Because through meritocracy and (idealistically) hard work and intelligence, you can turn 40 into 100 into 10k, into 5 million. Never would I tell someone their relative scale of wealth was worthless if they earned it, if they turned it from something smaller to something larger.
It's that kind of glib attitude that is more indicative of someone that has not worked for what they have, and are more likely to loose it.

>>13276757

fuck off die faggot

>>13276741
DCA was sold to the public by the market making merchants to assure they always have fresh shekels flowing into their ponzi scheme. Only a fool wouldn't time the market. That being said I'm going to get all my borrowed money in there asap. Can't miss this once in a lifetime buying opportunity.

>>13276769
dude they're just memeing

>>13276769

We get it, anon... You're in community college right now and want to show off your professor's opinions he told to you for $3,500. <eyeroll>

>>13276727
>CRON
When did you short it? Look how well they handled the US correction. I'd keep the idea of a short- because Canada is gonna bubble the next time US bears. (In my opinion)

As for PDD, not to familiar with it, I know it's Chinese. And tends to be operating at a loss.
This is a long stock, for the high risk tolerance group.
Check out there debts / earnings.
https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/PDD/financials?p=PDD
They're bleeding money, but remember, that wacky Chinese system. They could make a party friend and sign a special contract and the debt might disappear overnight. Or they could anger the wrong person with connections, and suddenly they owe 20% of all profits to the state.
How much do you stand to loose if you got out of PDD right now?

>>13276719
>1% = $1,000.00
>thinks that's 1 million and not 100k
never gonna make it

>>13276834

Haha! Yeah, I kekked at that one too, Anon.

Lyft puts for a lottery ticket
>>13276726
I like ducks! When I'm rich I'll raise duckies and alpacas

>>13276702
Do we have any upcoming catalysts or is this just going to bounce between $4 and $5 for the next few months? It’s my understanding there is no buyout happening.

>>13276769
go be a faggot somewhere else

>>13276787
Well, my method of trollogy is to be subtly serious to the point where you get a real response then fuck with them some more.

Monster is mooning lads

>>13276796
No idiot, I'd never go to community college, besides they won't let me until I'm "done with high-school" which is stupid. Just a bunch of Millennial teachers there and they're half illiterate.

>>13276851
Dude ebin
>I was only pretending to be retarded

>>13276844
Buyout was never the only reason to buy this
Phase 3 NASH trial, Keytruda extension data among others
You're selling right when things are starting to happen after an extended quiet period

>>13276874
Why were you doing that?

>>13276833
>When did you short it?

on earnings lost $500 on it. 18.50 puts.

>How much do you stand to loose if you got out of PDD right now?

already out took the lost. I thought it was safe to buy on a second red day.

where's the baker, bread getting stale

>>13276886
He has to overcompensate for his sub-1% annual gains by pretending his account is big enough that those pathetic gains are any kind of substantial money.

>>13276875
It’s been quiet for a long time - we are in April now.

I’m not selling I just want to know what your justification is for continuing to hold after saying March would be the month is broke it.

>>13276918
Yeah it's sad really. Take care of your own mansion before complaining about the nice townhouses right?

>>13276927
It broke out*

Welp another boomer just retired... Can't we raise the retirement age so that the people need to stay in the market longer and increase our over all gains?

Making new thread hang on

>>13276238
I'm still holding my 205 calls on aapl

SOMEONE MAKE A NEW FUCKING THREAD

>>13276964
k. keep me posted

Why is drumpf starting shit with the EU again? Do we have a china deal yet, jeez

NEW THRED TIME

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>>13276978
there's no fucking deal, it was supposed to be resolved like 5 times in the last few months, they keep postponing any resolution

>>13276991
Wut do you mean by this shit. There had better be a god damned deal :|

>>13273115
>The only winner from Trump's election was Putin.
And America, don't forget about them. Seriously, not about to shout maga and chant lock her up or anything, but he's made the supreme court great again and we don't have Hillary for a President. Everything else is just noise.

numbers and I sell 6 QLD 5/17 86 puts