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13271505 No.13271505 [Reply] [Original]

holy fucking cringe. i wont be fucking shredded aesthetic and overhead pressing 2 plates with my functional body at fucking 50. i wont be slaying prime pussy who lust after my body and not money.

life is literally over past 25. i need to fucking make it now and not suffer in my prime.

you autistic fucks have the audacity to tell me to invest my money now into some longterm stock meme. man how about you chew on my veiny shredded cock you subhumans

when is btc gonna hit 100k$? i dont have much time left

>> No.13271512

>>13271505
never

>> No.13271518
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13271518

>>13271505
sage

>> No.13272050

>>13271518
cope

>> No.13272217
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13272217

>>13271505
100X leverage, short or long, just do it you fucking pussy!

>> No.13272267

>>13271505
you sound mad

>> No.13272361

>>13271505
>life is literally over past 25
more like 35-40, depending on genetics

>> No.13272371

>>13272361
This. There's a point where life goes downhill and you better be ready to kill yourself then. Don't be that guy whose body is falling apart but he sticks around anyway.

>> No.13272373

im 24 so hopefully LINK and ETH will moon by the time I turn 25 and Ill be fuckin sloots left and righ

>> No.13272376

>>13272361
fuck you im gonna enjoy being a boomer kek

>> No.13272382

>>13271505
>life is literally over past 25
life begins at 25 you little spaz

>> No.13272386

>>13272376
meant for >>13272371

>> No.13272395

>>13272386
You think you'll enjoy being old? Almost everything you enjoy about life now is because of youth. Once you hit a certain age, life is just trying to relive glory days rather than building or learning new things.

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13272415

>>13272376
same

>> No.13272434

>tfw injured my body at the young age of 19-20.
>tfw 25 and still injured and in pain

Realistically though, if you're shredded but poor. You're a beta.

>> No.13272446

>>13271505
Your future is going to be bleak. I hope the you feel the cumulative shame of all the woman you sullied and in the realization of how plebeian and insignificant you are you kill yourself.

>> No.13272463

Ffs have kids you faggots, they make growing old tolerable.

>> No.13272468

>>13272463
No they don't.

>> No.13272528

>>13271505
99% of people in their 20s in the current year are too stupid to maintain any real wealth.

>> No.13272540

>>13272395
Speak for yourself Doomer

>> No.13272546

>>13271505
>life is literally over past 25
Only true if you're poor and/or live in a small town where everyone settles down early. I'm 33 and probably get more pussy than you but I live in NYC and have money. Also, you missed the crypto bubble so you might as well forget about making it and just knock up some girl from your high school and wait for death like a good little peasant.

>> No.13272675

>>13272468
Depends on their education, so you.

>> No.13272691

>>13272546
this, there's no $100k BTC doing

>> No.13272909

You need at least 100 bitcoins to even make $1m.