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helium

>>13271161
double barrel shotgun to my throat

>>13271161
Yeah, work until 75 and die

Buy a strong rope

>>13271161
haha! yes plan B!

uh... y-yeah... b-backup... plan...

Suicide
High dosage of shrooms, acid, dmt, and fucking krokadil
But I’m falling out of a plane whilst aiming to land in the middle of meca
With rectal explosives primed

>>13271161
>He thinks anyone planned crypto

Shorting the ES this week. (All my funds, liq at ath)

>>13271167
This unfortunately, though hopefully I can get enough passive income by 50 not 75

>>13271161
If crypto moons I'll retire while middle aged. If it doesn't moon, I'll retire at 60. My life will be comfy either way.

>>13271165
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>>13271171
>>13271178
>>13271179
>>13271185

>>13271226
Sauce?

>>13271226
wow wtf

>>13271235
>>13271238
zoomers

>>13271235
>>13271238
Utter state of these zoomers

>>13271235
Jonestown

>>13271235
this photo was taken from a future wikipedia article titled "the chainlink singularity"

I'm sitting on a huge stash of Xanax.

If things get too bad I just wash that down with some alcohol and then die in my sleep. That's the backup plan.

>>13271185
As much as I don't want crypto to fail, I also want you to carry this out

>>13271161
Crypto is a one way ticket

take a visit to my local synagogue. :)

>>13271235
when white people make the kool aid.

>>13271444
Reproted to authorities

>>13271308
you wont pass out

first immense pain
for hours
days

and shits
nonstop shitting

then your liver will explode
and you will live another week or more

>>13271161
Every drug I can get my hands on, except the insulin I need to live.

>>13271494
lmao. fuck your mother.

>>13271161
ye, im wagecucking right now

why not make your backup plan some tasty XLM bags? coinbase is still giving out free $10 XLM bags. you just have to watch five 2-3min videos and answer one question and you get $2 for each. it's surprisingly straightforward and you get paid instantaneously.

>but i already HAVE a coinbase account... im not gonna make it!!! i was never meant to make it!!!

dude you can do this even if you already have an account. you can get some bags.

$10 in 10min, you KNOW that's more than you make waging:

https://coinbase.com/
earn/xlm/invite/4nz0tqrx

>>13271548
lmao, just once? thats a sandwich from dominos!

>>13271564
https://youtu.be/jNvXoohLEMQ

Market cycles. We will bull again

>>13271161
im hedging my bets with a windowless van and a bag of candy as well as a full portfolio of discarded nintendo switch boxes collected from peoples dumpsters

Buy QQQ and work until I die like boomers did. This is depressing as fuck tho, so yeah.

I have a low stress job that pays 140k/yr and my student loans are paid off.

Now supposing I get automated (unlikely), I’ll just adopt a white trash lifestyle until I get some of that sweet sweet Social Security and then I’m back at the country club.

>>13271161
YOU DON'T NEED CRYPTO MOONING TO MAKE IT.

>>13271235
>>13271238
> reads the thread about the average age on 4chan being 16
> lolno.jpeg
> see posts like these

>>13271548
You meant:
.com/earn/xlm/invite/4nz0tqrx
You put a space in there

>>13271161
work until I am 65

>>13271235
>>13271238
no one should have called them out so that we could have seen how many more poor zoomer trash was here

>>13271548
this legit? says I have to join a waitlist

>>13271280
fucking kekd

>>13271161
being a leech leeching off robowagies
FANG 2020

>>13271869
they aren't giving anything out but will email you when they do again

>>13271161
yes, and I will even execute it if crypto moons
and no, it's not killing myself

Yes I have a bunch of Chainli- oh fuck

>>13272090
w-what are you planning

>>13271161
Crypto has become the next gold rush, except we are all too late and the only reason its still going is because the tool sellers are hyping it up to milk the deluded latecomers out of their fool's money. The exchanges will keep this shit rolling until only a few dollars are the remaining daily volume. ffs not even ONE person can give a convincing enough reason as to why this shit should moon again besides hype and hope.

>>13272090
some of us are alright. where should we not go if crypto moons?

>>13272090
>dedication to the cause
based

>>13271235
HAAHAHAH

imagine being this uneducated

holy kek

>>13271769
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>>13271245
You guys are retarded, not everyone is from the US, and i just read the story I dont understand how anyone would follow this old ass story or even compelled to go and search it up.

>>13271161
Wage cuck indefinitely. I've got my boss convinced I'm a hard worker and a company man. It's sad but I'm held in very high regard. I surf the web for all but 15 minutes a day. That 15 minutes is spent delegating out my work.

>>13271161
I....I do not

straight unadulterated suicide

>>13272570
I'm not from the US either you brainlet

>>13271161
Basically be a middle management cuck the rest of my life, which isn't so terrible considering most people these days can't even get a job that pays for than 12 bucks an hour. I know I'll make at least enough in crypto to do all of the things I want to do though so no complaints.

>>13271161
Nope

>>13271280
Kek

>>13271161
I plan to get a programming job at Amazon/Google

>>13272570
Even in Australia we know about it. Do you live under a rock ?

>>13271161
Yes but I'm not telling you retards what it is, for me crypto is just the icing on the cake.

>>13272570
You've never heard the phrase "drinking the Kool aid" before?

>>13272800
>1978
im sorry man they dont talk about this shit in school. Unless you sit in gore thread all day I dont see how this conversation is struck up which lead you to research it. But then why?

>>13272810
How come reddit never puts one of these on their daily negro of the day front page post?

>>13272816
It doesn't matter. It's a pretty significant cultural phenomenon. It's pretty much the most well known example of a cult in modern history. You must legitimately be like 13 years old or something.

>>13271161
just going to work at the convenient store and smoke weed to help the depression. A man can only take so much failure in his life you know?

>>13272486
don't want to go in details, but it's a software business I'm working on

>>13272522
singapur probably, but don't really know

>>13272548
yeah, it's half hobby half business and if everything works out I will work on it just for fun

>>13272824
because reddit loves niggers and anything bad about them is the work of trump supporting white supremacists

>>13271280
Lol

>>13271919
Really? It worked for me?

>>13272840
you'd be surprised, Reddit actually censors a shit ton of stuff from the front page.

>>13271161
Learning to code.

>>13271161
sorry, I'm in guaranteed lo-cap 5-10x's like VIC. BTC is a non-issue.

Toolmaking whether crypto moons or not, t b h

>>13271226
Imagine being that guy who has to suicide on the muddy road.
At least others got the grass to lie on

>>13271235
fuck off zoomer

>>13271161
B-backup plan?

>>13271238
>>13271245
Socialism taken to its logical conclusion.

>>13271444
Based, redpilled and checkkked

Don't be a faggot, remember to bring a gopro.

>>13271666
>he thinks SS will exist by the time we retire

Either you're an actually a boomer or literally retarded.

>>13272502
It's a new asset class that works better than gold in a world where governments are selling your children into debt slavery and replacing your people with niggers all while your purchasing power is diminished by the day because of money printing and high taxes to pay for Muhammads seven wives and 40 children.

You're probably just not white.

>>13271161
On the contrary I was planning to drop out of college if I make it, fuck college its shit but at the same time I dont want to work a shit job, I Hope I make it with crypto

>>13271167
I cant stomach this thought. I want everything to collapse so at least I have an excuse not to do this.

My next investment will moon...but the world wont be all sunshine and rainbows like it is now.

>winter is coming

>>13271161

Got Enough preparation Cash for hopping in Boomer stocks but just via cost average

be poor, mostly

>>13272824
it doesn't fit the narrative