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>work all day at a high stress job
>come home
>girlfriend refuses to cook dinner

>> No.13267203

State of millennials.

>> No.13267208

>settling down with someone who doesn't cook

>> No.13267211
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>>13267182

>get married
>work all day at a high stressed job
>come home
>wife refuses to fuck you

>> No.13267216

It really is the worst, sometimes I can't take it. Let me give you some personal insight on the matter.
I've been with my wife for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant. She is and always has been a lazy person and a shit cook. I wouldn't even mind eating shit food if she at least made it on time. But she rarely did.

We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an asshole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great.

But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, and made me top Ramen for dinner, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real fucking bitchy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told my wife we were going to go out and have dinner together. I drove maybe 3 blocks to a quiet area (we live in Oregon, it's not hard to find a quiet field) and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just beat the shit out of her while she was still seatbelted. After a few punches, I asked her if she wanted to go back to her parents. She started screaming and yelling and said yes, so I beat the shit out of her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to go home. So I took her home and dared her to start trouble. I even handed her my cellphone and dialed her mom's number on the drive home. I made her talk to her mom, while daring her to fucking say something.

Before that incident, I had never laid a hand on her. But I had always threatened it. I told her "one of these days, if you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you."

All my meals have been on time, and she just recently tried to make a meatloaf. It was mediocre, but I was just thrilled that she tried.

Do with this information what you will.

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>>13267182
>gf works all day at high stress job
>comes home
>sucks me off
nothing personal wagies.

>> No.13267250

>>13267211
State of kuffar.

>> No.13267278

>>13267208

She does sometimes, but today she says she is tired.

Bitch I just drove you to the supermarket to get a bunch of shit you said you were gonna make.

>> No.13267302

>>13267216
is this a pasta?

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>>13267216

wew

doesnt she still fuck you whenever you want or is she trying to fuck sancho when you are busy bending over for your boss?

>> No.13267362

What did she do all day?

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>work all day at a high stress job
>come home
>wife is fucking Jamal

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>>13267216

That made me laugh and cry simultaneously anon.
Masterpiece post.
Not even a fan of wifebeaters but I pictured you driving away and sending in divorce papers
and that was already awesome but you gave us a
>twist
Genius.

>> No.13267422

>come home
>Gf cooked literal shit
>Every single fucking day

>> No.13267453

>>13267422
Someone somewhere is fapping over your post

>> No.13267497

>>13267182
What are you a fucking child? Need mom to look after you? If you can't cook after a day of high intensity work you're low T

>> No.13267505

>>13267216
audible kek

>> No.13267521

>>13267497
If she can't cook then she won't be a good mother. Why stay with somebody like that? Its okay for the man to make something on the weekends but you're a cuck if you do all the cooking in the home

>> No.13267523

>>13267182
Beat her up brah

>> No.13267526

>>13267521
There's nothing more cucked than wanting children

>> No.13267561

>>13267216
>Do with this information what you will.
reporting you to the fbi and collecting my tip reward

>> No.13267564
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>work high stress job
>come home
>gf has delicious dinner ready even though she had work and class

Feels amazing

>> No.13267567

>>13267526
If you breed a son who fucks your own wife then you've done good in life

>> No.13267592

>>13267216
why do I have a boner now?

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>> No.13267608

>>13267526
>t. CUC

>> No.13267783

>>13267526
thank you kek for branding this CUC with the proper ID
praise unto thee

>> No.13267807

>>13267302
yes pretty old

>> No.13267809

>>13267592
>why do I have a boner now?
lol, I got the same thing

>> No.13267830

Just tell me guys, what's it like to come home to a gf?

>> No.13267864

>>13267216
lmao

>> No.13267947

>>13267830

Somtimes they will be in a nice playful mood and will have banter with you, suck your cock and let you nut in her puss after cooking you dinner.

Other days she will be in a bad mood and be an annoying cunt.

Just depends.

>> No.13268081

>>13267182
Find a new gf
Modern western women want a warm place and are willing to spread their legs to get inside the door. But the roasties don't understand that its a partnership for the long haul.

Some time ago I've been having coffee @ Tims and overheard one roastie telling her friends how she finally scored a good guy. Works as an electrician at a plant, has his own home, a vacation house, cars. These bitches were discussing the vacation house for a good twenty minutes, no word of the guy. All they see is toys instead of a man who built it all up.

>> No.13268101

>>13267182
Is she on her period?

>> No.13268111

>>13268081
Men who woo their women with wealth get treated as wealth vehicles, not people. Why is this controversial?

>> No.13268129

>>13268111
Women aren’t people either. They’re cunt carriers.

>> No.13268130

>>13267211
>Don't even want to fuck wife
>Pretend to fall asleep on couch
>Stealth mode get toilet paper after she's asleep to jerk off with phone on silent

Holding 100k in crypto Get on my level bitch

>> No.13268136

>>13268111
Are you dense?

>> No.13268163

>>13267331
you don't get it. you'll never get it.
she wasn't in her place, she was acting out.
now she knows her place, and is happy.

you do know that women get off on rape fantasies, right?

>> No.13268202

>>13267182
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlNvIltsUuM

>> No.13268213

>>13267182
fuck off nigger. atleast you have a gf

>> No.13268218

>>13267182
Hhaha perfect facial expression. what a cunt though

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>>13267592
>>13267182
>>13267216
I have same issue kinda, I'm unemployed and my GF provides food and shit so she can stay at my house in weekends.
Anyways she dreams of having kids and raising them for us, and she says she will cook regularly, keep house clean, and raise kids to my standards.

Problem is she doesn't even show any signs it will happen.. She is a slob and only cooks for me once a week and she expects me to think everything will change if she doesn't have to work? I'm just scared ill get a job, shell quit here's for kid and my kid will be ignored and my dinner wont be ready and house will not be clean...

>> No.13268232

>>13268136
Seems you are. Were you saying anything of substance?

>> No.13268244

>>13267216
I'm a nice guy with good heart but have been warning girl to not push me

>> No.13268249

>>13267216
based

>> No.13268256

>>13268226
don't fall for the globohoax you nigger, NASA is lying

>> No.13268259

>>13267331
>>13268163
Its pasta, newfaggots.

>> No.13268268

>>13268130
the dream

>> No.13268288

>>13268226
why would they even fucking build that and not just go around the lake

>> No.13268356

>>13268232
>no u
Read my post dummy. That whore and her social circle only saw and desired the results of that man's labor, and have no idea what it took to get that. And in the modern west, thats 95% of women. 95% of modern women only want the comforts you already have, and are not willing to be true partners to get to that point. Thats why men reject these vipers en masse, and are looking for wives from traditional societies or going mgtow

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>come home
>gf has dinner ready on the table
>sucks my cock afterwards
>we fuck and watch movies/play video games until bed

>> No.13268374

>he isn’t the alpha of the relationship
>he doesn’t call the shots in his own household
>he unironically lets his woman think that her opinion matters
Toppest of keks
And you wonder why she cheats on you

>> No.13268390

>>13267564
lol same
wife thinks feminism is cancer and she's got a high paying job

>> No.13268394

>>13267182
>doesnt slap the shit out of his gf

>> No.13268455

>>13267526
how about wanting a home cook you can fuck? is that cucked? cope harder gymcel faggot

>> No.13268469

>>13268374
incel

>> No.13268471

>>13267561
>the fbi cares that becky got a tuneup

>> No.13268518

>>13268469
Cuck

The strongest, happiest, and longest lasting relationships are ones where the man wears the pants. None of this faux equality bullshit

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>>13267216
keep her in check lad

>> No.13268551

>>13267830
My gf has depression, sometimes I wage extra to avoid her.
Heck my boss let's me order food when I do and I get to hang with my work's roasties

>> No.13268602

>>13267211
>>13267216
>>13267278
>>13267364
>>13267368
>>13267422
>>13267523
>>13267526
>>13267521
>>13267592
>>13267830
>>13268129
>>13268213
>>13268218
>>13268374
>>13268394
>>13268518

have sex

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>>13268602
no u

>> No.13268734

>>13268369
>movies/play
>video games

Ok friendo time to send your little girlfriend back home before her parents pick her up.

>> No.13268740

>>13267216
How hard was the beating ?

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>>13267216
I jerk off to these kinds of pastas

>> No.13268817

After work I'll come home, listen few hours of Aristotle audiobook, think about universe and relax in silence, I don't know what colored pill that is but I prefer this over everyday forced communication when having a partner.

t.had gf for 7 years.

>> No.13269065

>>13267216
i wish this was real

>> No.13270047

>>13267182
OH MY FUCKING GOD I'M SO LONELY.

I HATE BEING A MIDWESTERN LOW-CLASS NOTHING.

I HATE MY LIFE SO MUCH I CAN'T EVEN SLEEP.

LITERALLY JUST WANT TO KILL MYSELF BUT TOO PUSSY.

LIFE IS A DAILY HELL OF JUST GETTING THROUGH.

SOMEONE JUST KILL ME HERE'S MY ADDRESS: *** ********* ****, **, USA

>> No.13270106

>>13268130
Fucking kek, this shit is so relatable its sad

>> No.13270247

>>13267216
>All these fucking newfags not knowing this pasta

>> No.13270302

lol this thread makes me appreciate being single

>> No.13270355

Does anyone else here get mommied around by their gf? Lol im talking to this chick with a sweet car and shes probably loaded with money while Im a poorfag taking the bus everywhere. My pride kills me whenever thinking of being together

>> No.13270448

>>13267182
The person who cooks has the power. If I don't cook my wife literally wont eat snd she doesnt even mind it

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>>13270355
I used to be that way with my current girl. I learned to start slow, shower her with attention and the goodies flow easy. You'll eventually find a happy medium ground of mooching, giving and self-sacrifice.

>> No.13270520

>>13267830
>2019
>Coming home to a member of the opposite sex that is not a relative

>> No.13270549

>>13267278
If she's working significantly less hours than you and you share expenses then you are beyonded cucked. You gotta sit her down and make it 100% clear how you feel. If you wait a couple of years and she gets too used to it she will literally never change no matter what you do/say.

>> No.13270582

>>13267216
I swear this is pasta and I’ve had some before

>> No.13270591

>collect check from low stress job
>leave early and fuck unsatisfied married women

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>>13267216

>> No.13270771

>>13267278
Tired from what? Taking Tyrone's dick in her ass while you're at work?

>> No.13270793

daily reminder that i love my girlfriend and she makes me tendies and milkies as long as i eat her out once or twice a week. easy trade

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>>13267216
Please don't tell me that wife-beating is the final redpill, anon-kun.
>>13268130
Too close to home.

>> No.13270825

>>13268130
Dad?

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>>13267216
>New fags don't remember this pasta
Ugh

>> No.13270842

>>13267182
same shit you told her i suppose

>> No.13270864

>>13267216
>sex is great.
>high school sweethearts
keep telling yourself that, when you will get a divorce and smash other pussy you'll see how narrow your world was.

>> No.13270913

>>13267216
Please be real

>> No.13270930

>>13267216
h-hot

>> No.13270994

>>13267526
*hits pipe*

>> No.13271012
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>>13267526
DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spend more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!

>> No.13271054

>>13267526
Imagine dying and leaving absolutely no impact on the world because the only thing you ever knocked up was your MLP body pillow

>> No.13271070

>>13267526
>2KHCUC4z
LITERALLY a cuc

>> No.13271290

>>13268256
NASA is lying, but not lying about the globular shape of Earth. Flat earth is a psyop to discredit any other alternative earth theories such as hollow earth.

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>>13267182

>> No.13271350

>>13267526
>2 kilohertz CUC force

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>>13267182
>sit at home all day playing video games
>go pick up some coke to mix with my liquor
>mom refuses to cook dinner because she's tired from working all day