/biz/ - Business & Finance

What?

Sorry douche. Bear anuses get no lube.

>>13267761
dump is going MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSIVE

what is being dumped. bitcoin?

elaborate op

>>13267858
Bitcoin ofc, taking everything else with it. We're going back to a 100mil market cap.

>>13267883

Hahahahaahahaaaaaa
.....


Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>13267913
00:49:00 my friend

>>13267939

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>>13267939
why even do a countdown?

I thought it was supposed to have happened by now

00:40:00

Say your prayers longs

>>13268040

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This thread is accurate.

You hopium longfags are about to get mauled by Bobo. He hasn't liked this last week one bit. Hope you enjoyed it while it lasted.

Imagine thinking that BTC would break $6K, or even $5,800.

>>13267883
why is that tho, im confused

why would it just crash

>>13268086
For the same reason that it spiked.

>>13268097
Post your short Mr. Larper

>>13268097

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>13268040
Thank you fren ! i have shorted with all my lifesavings (and just took 200k mortgage to short)

00:25:00

>>13268170

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00:17:00

>>13268275

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>>13268275
lmao

>>13268275
if literally anything happens I will shit myself

>>13268326

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HOW MANY MINUTES

>>13268326
kek, it's literally pumping right now

well i was short from 5.3k anyway. hopefully i get rewarded

00:08:00

>>13268384

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>>13268383
long with 25x leverage using 1/3 of my stack. am i gonna make it?

>>13268396
probably eventually. hopefully btc doesnt dip too low

>Unusual selling activity detected

>>13268384
update pls

00:02:00

>>13268442
3 minutes until everyone sees you're a faggot and you will be off to suck some dick. Have a good time OP, swallow every drop kiddo.

>unusual selling volume

>>13268463

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00:00:30

HAPPENING

They are selling

>>13268487

Hehe. Pretty funny kid.

bottom confirmed

00:04:00

>>13268097
idek why it spiked

There it goes...

>>13268549
fuck it wig off

>>13268558

Here's a hint.
Don't listen to anyone in this thread or on this website I'm general. Ever.

>>13267761
where is the crash you colossal faggot?

>>13268562

LOL. Uhhh... No.

>>13268562
...your heterosexuality

Is it happening

I tried to help biz

>>13268620

Shit. Big swings. I could've made .005% Why didn't I listen?!!?

Well at least now we know that 5200 is a confirmed support! And knowledge is power.

>>13268640
Which is more important you could've not lost these .005%!!!

Never listen to /biz/ and OP is a faggot

I don’t get it. Are you saying we have one day left? Or one hour?

Acceleration to terminal velocity of the dump is exponential.

This would be obvious to you if you understood crypto market dynamics.

Here is the timeline:

Time and price

+00:01:00 -100
+00:02:00 -200
+00:03:00 -400
+00:04:00 -800
+00:05:00 -1,600
As you can see there is plenty of time to get out

barely any resistance from here to 6k
might realistically test it and then dump 50% +

cycles ARE getting longer which means we haven't actually bottomed yet. i think we are simply close to the top of the descending channel right now and the actual bottom will come in several months
entire 2020 = accumulation phase
this right now isn't even part of accumulation, it's just a retest of the top of the channel

>>13268692
The dumping has already begun...

>>13268696

Shutup faggot.

>>13268708
It;s dumping up again you literal bot.

End of the week new lows

>>13267761
you. fucking. wish.

get rekt faggot, your short is never paying out.

>>13268704
You can't determine that cycles are getting longer based on the sample.rate we have. Or maybe they are getting longer and we are due to a double leg like 2014-2015

Wow! its fucking nothing !

ITS OBVIOUS THAT FAGGOT OP MISSED TO BUY @ 3600 AND HE S MAD.

>>13268731

You're done here. Retire. Don't come back.

Good day to you.

I just received a call from the Tokyo trading room. They are bleeding off the Mt. Gox stack.

Nigeria is selling off; Uganda not far behind.

Moscow, Istanbul, selling volumes beginning to climb

Delhi and Hong Kong starting to roll over

>>13268744
cycles are based on attention/hype/demand which is a function of the amount of money (= price) in the system.
the more valuable the asset is, the more (time and money) it takes to steer/produce hype, reach more people, enter new niches etc. etc.
every single cycle has been longer than the last, which makes a lot of sense - it takes very little time to spread hype in a tiny autistic nerd group, it takes *some* time to hype BTC amongst millions of tech-affine young people and then takes a lot time to make it aware to the general population. you don't simultaneously increase market cap by ~60x and have a hype-cycle of the exact same length.

also the current market movement makes zero fucking sense in terms of the self-similar pattern if you believe in constant cycle lengths - but it fits perfectly if its just a random fluctuation toward the top of the channel before the actual bottom.

capslockanon is unironically right, he just prepared for the bottom 6 months too early

00:32:00 to 5100

We will stay on schedule, don't worry

>>13268798
take your pills rasheed

btw buy smartlands

>>13268857

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>>13268798
And you’re still being a faggot

>>13267761
Fuck you I sold my 0,14 btc @5200 and we are pumping now.

>>13268696
>also a ponyfag
K Y S
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S

>>13268902

Maybe you shouldn't listen to anyone on biz

>>13268851
This all sounds good in theory but markets, specially crypto can really fuck up all of your beliefs and expectations. The log charts with neatl curving trendline predicting the exact length of future bear cycles and bull cycles has become a meme hence must be wrong. These charts don't account for institutional, large players purposefully fucking the trends or for rar economic factors (hyper inflation event for ex) which may push people into this asset class. Major economic downturn could get fund managers to hedge some funds in BTC. Just so many factors that can throw off these charts.

>>13268857

Uve got 20 minutes before you get your little bitchboi hole raped by this entire board

>>13268857

00:13:00 until that little hole gets gaped and filled with the diseased pent up cum of a million neet incels Boi.

guess what's pumping now

>>13268857

00:06:00 now.
I just hoped you, how do you say, "prepped your anus"?

>>13269107
Thanks just bought 100k

>>13267761
>>13268857

Alright Boi. Times up. Get in here for your buttslut punishment.
Now this is gonna hurt no matter what but you decide how much. Don't fight it.

There is no need to be salty, nothing is changed. A brief pump to get the bid side filled and down we go

>>13269184

Shutup slut. You've got a million cocos in your mouth right now.

>>13267761
Haha nothing happened. Get rekd Bobo

NO MY FUNDS FUCK YOU OP

get absolutely fucking rekt, faggot OP

There is always a fake-out rally guys.

Sit tight

>>13269227

I said shut the fuck up slut faggot. Take this big gorilla dick. Yea. That's a good slut.

big fat doji coming up.

Tbh the whole week has been a bull trap

>>13269244
Let's give OP 40 min then if he doesn't deliver. We'll rape his ass.

This market is going down like ur mom on king kong

>>13269271

I'm deep in his ass right now.

>>13269282

I'll be back later to collect my apologies

>>13268902
Still you did not realize that biz is meme territory?
* sips *
Daily reminder: Bitcoin still fucking works, just like Torrent, and every other distributed technology. It’s is fucking unstoppable, do you realize that?
How can you fucking short the torrent protocol for example?
Why do you think Chinks buyed it? Incentives on file sharing, where everybody can partecipate, not BSV shit

>>13269516
you better get the lube

I'm gay and I hold chainlink?

>>13268086

>Pump $100,000,000
>Durrrr why would it crash?

Waiting for the dump. They'll probably wait till it hits $7500 then crash the thing like a satellite coming screaming through the orbit to hit some unfortunate street shitter on the head.

>>13269516


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