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/biz/ should I invest into going to a dance class to get a gf?

If I go in wearing a suit and laid back will I meet a cute gf or will it be all married milfs?

>> No.13262265

no, people will think you're autistic

>> No.13262274
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>>13262261
Yeah, you should definitely wear a suit to a dance class.

>> No.13262277
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If 30something tinder skanks are your idea of a gf

>> No.13262283

>>13262261
>If I go in wearing a suit and laid back will I meet a cute gf or will it be all married milfs?

as an autistic virgin i can give you the tip to fo first and watch what the other people wear before you show up as a clown
first impression matters didn´t your mamas told you all

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>>13262274
ok brainlet ill come in dressed like a slob

>> No.13262286

>>13262261

no.

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>>13262284
Better make it a tuxedo, just to be sure to pull in all the hoes!

>> No.13262312

>>13262284
jesus christ have you ever danced before?

>> No.13262335

>>13262307
I was actually originally just thinking a nice dress shirt and chinos and maybe a light blazer but I didn’t go that in depth cause most retards here wouldn’t know the difference

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>>13262335
People at dance classes tend to dress in sweats and old tshirts because it's comfortable. After you learn how to dance, then you go somewhere nice where you can dress up and find women to dance with.

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>>13262367
I don’t even know what type of class to go to I just want a fit gf

>> No.13262411

>>13262261
Hahahahha yes please wear a suit

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>>13262378
Are you fit yourself? Where do you live?

>> No.13262439

>>13262411
See>>13262335
I like how the overwhelming majority think this is a bad idea when you yourself have never gone to a dance class or even own nice clothing

I didn’t bother to go into details because most of you retards probably don’t know what a tailor is or the difference between a suit and blazer

>> No.13262443

modern dancing then lit up that dancefloor

>> No.13262446

>>13262427
Used to be but since my mom passed away this past year my gains have went to shit and I’m putting on BF. That’s the other reason I thought about this for the cardio gains

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>>13262446
Sorry to hear that. Well I'd say go just for the cardio alone. Search around for the class with the most women and see how it goes. You gotta stay active to not fall into a rut. Pic is some dancer chick

>> No.13262478

>>13262458
Yeah I’ve pretty much been in a rut since and I didn’t even realize how it was affecting me I’ve been eating like shit and not exercising but I need to take control of my life again

I was thinking salsa because that’s popular right? I don’t know I live in Columbus ohio so I’ll have to research more

>> No.13262483

>>13262458
Yikes

>> No.13262504

>>13262439
That's awful presumptuous of you bitchtits. I'm serious, go wearing a suit. Especially to a hip hop dance class. Fucking kek.

>> No.13262512

>>13262478
Yeah. Learn salsa. Find a hot latina.

>> No.13262515

>>13262504
Aw are you mad you had to google the difference? Kek I’m sure you think I’d be one of those losers wearing an oversized suit with a tie down to my knees

If it makes you feel better you can pretend :)

>> No.13262519

>>13262284
oof

first of all, women want to dance with someone who WONT step on their toes. you will just get mogged by the guys there with years of experience

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>>13262483
How about this dancer?

>> No.13262560

>>13262515
Nope didn't use Google, not mad at all. I'm just trying to help you not look like the autistic moron you clearly are. 10 bucks you dress like reviewbrah.

>> No.13262577

>>13262560
Keep projecting :)

>> No.13262665

>>13262577
That was the funniest thing you've said so far. Best of luck with the dancing m8 since no one will be attracted to your autistic personality.

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>>13262665