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Someone call the FIRE TRUCK cuz these stinky linkies just got BURNED

>> No.13259981

>>13259953

>$4000 volume
>literal who
>scruffy kike that looks like the sloth from ice age
>shits on other projects to try and be relevant because they are literal whos
>"I spoke to Sergey" a.k.a I am literally a clueless cunt
>"very open to discussing with chainlink" - also known as BENDING THE KNEE (see Oraclize, Witnet and any other faggot shit tier startups that try to leverage Chainlink into being relevant)

>> No.13259992
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Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhh !!!!!

>> No.13259998
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>>13259953
look at that guy's photo.
is he a beta?
the answer is yes.
look at sergey's photo.
is he a chad?
the answer is yes.

>> No.13260002

>>13259981
CHAINLINK. LITERALLY, HAS. NO. PRODUCT!!! OH NO NO NO!!!! SERGEYS SCHEME HAS BEEN EXPOSED! ITS A BIG NOTHING BURGER! KLEROS CHADS HAVE EXPOSED YOU! ITS OVER FOR YOU!

>> No.13260007

Who is this Clement rando? Can his views be trusted?

>> No.13260013

>>13259953
please explain to me who this literal who is and why I should even listen to the faggot
>I spoke to sergey
yeah Sergey is going to spill the beans to again a literal who that clearly can keep their cum trap shut
this is it boys
this is the final shakeout
we have devolved into taking some telegram faggots word for it because link is diamond encrusted, titanium core, magma vapor fud proof

>> No.13260050

Link is shit (being at its core a json parser), but this faggot is awfully cringey too.

>> No.13260520
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another shitty coin that will end up using chainlink
SCREENCAP THIS FUCK NIGGERS AND FUCK JANNIES

>> No.13260622

oraclize a year ago
>chainlink is shit, fuck you faggots. use our oracles. decentralization isn't needed.
oraclize now
>a-announcing oraclize PROVABLE..... using chainlink.

>> No.13261712

>>13259953
lmao rekt

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>>13259953
Please these literal who and stinkers have nothing on...
Witgang!
Witgang!
Witgang!

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>>13259998
between this kleros literal who and the chode witnet i've literally never felt more confident in boss man serger. strap in boys we going bithumb mode soon.

>> No.13261771

have people forgotten about rhombus?

>> No.13261774

>>13259953
is anyone actually surprised, link was the coin we(/biz) used to survive the bear market, it held up pretty good and if u hopped into alts 2 weeks ago u wouldve been 3x by now

>> No.13261782

>>13261771
A rhombus can be square but a square cannot be a rhombus.

>> No.13261790

>>13261774
i did but not all alts are equal and way too risky. In fact link performed better than majority of those alts.

>> No.13261806
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>>13261748
sergey might have had the vision but between the brainfog induced by his habitual cannabis and mcdonalds abuse and his god given philosiphizing nature he just couldn't seal the deal before a real ass witgang og (adàn) came thru and shidded all over the cash cow fka the "oracle problem". sergey can act like he's got white label partners and the kleros literal who can act like he doesn't have a wack ass hairline. witgang finna act like real tech visionaries (they are)

>> No.13261845

>>13259953
"believe me cause I said so"
Gonna need some proof. So for now: fuck this random asshat.

>> No.13261902
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>>13259953
> Dis nigga right cheer, dis nigga right cheer is clement lesaege.
> he got sage in his name
And ...
Ayo hold up, CLEMENT LESAEGE PHOTOSHOPPED HAIR on his photo!!!!
AH HAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.13261950

>>13259953
>ImTheRealAstro
I hate this board so much.

>> No.13262024

>>13261902
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Gottem! Also never trust the French.

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>>13259998
Honestly half of why chanlink is succeeding so hard is due to this right here. Charisma matters in business. Sergey understands the tech, the philosophy and therefore how to market it. Combine this glorious intersection of capability with Sergey's natural chad aura of dominance (see him on stage, he cucks all other men by way of mere existence) and you realize something kind of special.

Sergey has already solved the oracle problem. He is arch angel metatron, ancient angel that sees all and records all so that we may be guided by knowledge. This is to say Sergey connects people. He is a respectful and humble communicator, deftly explaining chainlink's first mover advantages and ever increasing technical excellence of reliable node frameworks. Investors can be at complete ease as Sergey is at complete ease among any powerful industry adopter. It's simply because he knows what the team is creating and can stand behind it with his entire soul.

Chainlink is supernally blessed as it was commisioned by the Rothschilds. Anyone learned in kabbalah knows it comes from lekkabel or the chain. Anyone who understands NWO knows that whether or not its 100% the Rothschilds, the world is run by the highest level kabbalists. In order for them to run their prison with maximum efficiency, they need chainlink. Anyone who has read Elite AMAs knows that the elites elevate those who reveal themselves to be of use. We are lucky to be going along for the ride. Just know that Sergey can never acknowledge us.

Well, there is one way...

>he wears the shirt

Let it be known Sergey is truly a man of the people, a techno industrialist prophet and an unstoppable CEO.

>> No.13262100

>>13262024
Based and shalashaskapilled

>> No.13262126

>>13259981
>scruffy kike that looks like the sloth from ice age
Kek'd hard

>> No.13262477

It's some augur tier voting garbage lmao this soi boi is even more deluded than we are

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>>13260622
Checked and kekd all the betas will bend the knee and become something else because they simply can't compete

>> No.13262910

>>13259981
Imagine for a second that you are wrong and Reuters and Bitfinex are backing Kleros.
Scary, isn't it? I bought 2 ETH of PNK just in case.
Oh wait, Reuters and Bitfinex are actually and unironically backing Kleros, FUUUUUUUUU