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>the year is 2022
>Sergey is president of the world
>andrew yang vice president
>get deposited 1 LINK UBI for this month
>smart contract instantly deposits it into my node
>my stack grows to 10140 LINK
>11am
>wake up
>turn on IoT connected TV, Sergey is holding his daily speech
>talks about Plato and praises how degeneracy continues to sink to all-time-lows for the 189th day in the row because all bankster, lawyer and politics jews lost their jobs to smart contracts
>check my node rewards
>made 2 LINK this night
>withdraw 3 link for my casual expenses wallet
>3 out of 4 of my naked asian waifus wake up
>one goes and makes brunch, the other 2 start sucking on my toes and beg for sex
>tfw no time for this shit
>punch them in the tits
>they both cum from my masculinity and dominance and squirt on the bed
>not again this mess
>wake up 4th waifu, the cutest one, with a kiss to the forehead
>whisper to her: "私の最愛の人、あなたはこれを取り除くことができますか?"
>she answers: "もちろん、頑張ります"
>go out
>buy coffee for 1 LINK
>check calendar
>have to attend 6 OG yacht meetups on 3 continents this month
>life's good as an early adopter

>> No.13238170

the comfiest of timelines

>> No.13238202

>>13238146
>1 LINK/coffee
>is worth $3 USD

great.

>> No.13238248

>>13238202
coffee is now worth 1000$ because Sergey Sergers insisted on the coffee standard for LINK but his 650 million stack couldn't hold against the market pressure during the great singularity EO2019

>> No.13238363

>>13238146
THE DEFINITION OF DELUSIONAL

>> No.13238461
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13238461

>10k stack

>> No.13238477

>>13238461
10K LINKLETS KEK

>> No.13238492
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>>13238461
>>13238477
S-shut up, I matter too

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>>13238146
>the year is 2022
>Link is worthless

>> No.13238965

>>13238146
>ARKIES BTFO BY THE NEW LINKIES TIMELINE
BASED

>> No.13238993

>>13238146
Nice pasta 8/10 needs more Sergey

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>the year is 2023
>wake up feeling intense guilt
>browse biz and see the daily Sergey remembrance thread
>elites had him whacked and stole his work
> needless to say all the link marines are filthy rich
> but at what price you say?
> the world has been enslaved using oracles combined with AI.
>Elon is prison
> elites leave this site alive to make others understand what happens when you go against them
> smart contract ai uses advanced robotics to force people into slave labor
> look out window
>the latest arrival of the new Americans has just been shipped in through smart contract dapps.
> all my friends are slaves now, I'm safe because I still hold a measly 100 link left
> wake up my wife, shes from austria.
> she hates my guts because this system ruined her family.
>elites use the misery of the slave workers to attack the last remnants of the link marines as a scapegoat
>shrug it off and try to play my ps2 in peace
>mfw I see them coming

>> No.13239555

>>13239403
good. i fucking hate most people, sorry to the rest of the good ones, the dozen or so on the planet.

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13240107

>Delusional