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cheapies Friday!
get your cheapist Friday edition!

Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
https://pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://calendar.google.com/calendar/embed?src=moonmissioncontrol2.0%40gmail.com
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

am erdly of prev:
>>13225103

>> No.13233661

NEON

>> No.13233664

Cucks

>> No.13233684

short gold long oil

>> No.13233693
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>When it is time for us to sell, or even to stop buying, the response could be quite strong; there is every reason to expect a strong response. So there are a couple of ways to look at it. It is about $1.2 trillion in sales; you take 60 months, you get about $20 billion a month. That is a very doable thing, it sounds like, in a market where the norm by the middle of next year is $80 billion a month. Another way to look at it, though, is that it’s not so much the sale, the duration; it’s also unloading our short volatility position.

>> No.13233735

Thanks for playing come again soon!

>> No.13233741
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march payrolls up 196k

>> No.13233748

>>13233741
Never doubt daddy trump

>> No.13233763

Futures are soaring.
If my 290 open pipedream that I posted last thread comes true...

>> No.13233783

Spy broke the 288 premarket, told ya. Now we don’t have to fight it

>> No.13233793

>>13233763
>>13233783

Time to make some money.

>> No.13233811

>>13233583
Never get puts after a shitty red week/few days. That’s when everyone gets fuck led over. Buy them right before we reach the ATH. Either way we’re testing that resistance if not selling off en mass

>> No.13233842

hmmmm
I know I should go for a run
but then I miss PM and open
but if I don't run and start drinking instead ...

>> No.13233852

>MSFT opening at 120
>AAPL opening at 197

I love being right but it makes me overconfident and increases my chance of bagholding calls after open

>> No.13233868

>>13233637
This is a well done image for the op.

>> No.13233877

My 6 months of red finally comes to an end.

>> No.13233899
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>>13233842

>> No.13233909

There’s a good chance we dump at open and no profits until eod. Run could really only take off Monday. Sell calls you’re unsure about during the opening bell spike

>> No.13233942

>>13233909
Dont tell them

>> No.13233946

>>13233909
wait wait wait
the trade deal is almost done!
china and USA best friends forever!
the fed will do anything that trump asks to keep the market up!
how could you possibly, possibly, imply things will go down!?
what kind of naive pessimism are you imagining?
up, up, up ! 100 billion dollars worth of good feelings getting created in the next 8 hours! green numbers everywhere !

>> No.13233969

About theta decay, was it a bad idea to buy SPY puts for next week? Even if I anticipate red by next Friday?

>> No.13233984
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I have no idea what I am doing

>> No.13233992

>>13233984
Doing good friendo

>> No.13233997

>>13233909
going up today job report was good and trade deal report was good. strong news so it will hold gains today.

>> No.13234000
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Where the fuck is my honda dividend?

>> No.13234008

>>13233946
> good feelings worth 100 billion dollars
FTFY

>> No.13234030

>>13233969
Yeah you can get them much cheaper today, not just because of theta.
>>13233942
I don’t want them to get mad at me because they don’t know how to time a trade like what happened when I talked about lptx

>> No.13234052
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>>13234030

So, you’re saying... buy more

>> No.13234057

>>13233946
Yeah scalled “selling the news”

>> No.13234076

>>13234052
Probably won’t hit 282.5 next week unless today is unable to break 288. I’d buy puts from 285-287 when/if we hit 289-290

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>>13234030
Are you telling me I shouldn’t still be holding these LPTX bags?!

I still find it fascinating that it’s chart is like an inverse VSTM. But no, besides doing some small time swing trading/DCA, I have no idea how to play it.

Go for a run, LPTX bro, make me some stir fry and I’ll keep an eye on your profile for you :^)

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>>13233637

>mfw SP500 will hit 3300 in 2019

WE BULL

>> No.13234107

>>13234081
LPTX is my bank account. I have limit sells in the 3-4 range set to expire in June. It’s all just a matter of waiting for the next positive data press release.

>> No.13234122

living off of
NEET < wagie < day trader < long term capital gains < dividends < covered calls

>> No.13234149

>SPY holding 287.9
Break 288 holy shit. We need to get passed the resistance by open to make any good gains today.

>> No.13234160

>>13234149
No the FED needs to unload it's short volatility position like today.

>> No.13234205

Watchlist:

BEDU, TCCR, IRNC, TSLA

>> No.13234255

>>13234205

Don’t forget TWLO

>> No.13234259

Just thought about something, SBUX is giving out free stock to employees 4/15 iirc 9 shares per person. I think the stock price is going to drop a bit then due to the volume of people that'll dump

>> No.13234273

How retarded you must be not to own AMRS right now? on a scale 0 to /biz/

>> No.13234294

>>13234273

I might unironically execute my AMRS calls this summer.

>> No.13234318
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WTH SPY NO BREAK OUT NUUUUUUUUU
YOU SUPPOSED FOR CRASHHHHHHH

>> No.13234336

Where’s my selloff, tim?
Did you think I was being ironic?

>> No.13234393

Golden bull has arrived, we will never have a selloff again.

>> No.13234414
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>>13234393
this market is popping off
no worries no fear
all headlines are happy

not a cloud in the big, blue sky...
Chinese SpaceX and Amazon satellites to keep us safe

>> No.13234416

I went all in on SPY $280 puts and now nobody wants to buy my cheapies...

>> No.13234422

>>13234393
Okee but maybe a tiny selloff plzes?

>> No.13234432
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>he fell for the crash meme

>> No.13234435

>>13234416

Soon, brat

>> No.13234437

down $3,000 today :^) time to get a real job fuck this shit.

>> No.13234442

>tfw still restricted
>can't blow half my paycheck on SPY puts

>> No.13234460
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>Live footage from the trading floor

HODL THE LINE!!! CONCENTRATE ALL FIRE!!! WE MUST GAIN AT ALL COSTS!!!

>> No.13234493

s&p at 3000 EOD

>> No.13234516

>>13234460
DONT BREAK THE LINE! NO SURRENDER

>> No.13234542

Can you imagine if the Fed quits raising rates

oh man, it could get real fast to the upside

really fast

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>>13234516

>> No.13234597
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>>13234559
The fuck are you guys talking about with this golden bull shit?

We green crab at best.

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>>13234516
>>13234559

YE CHRISTIAN FAITHFUL, PUSH THE ASSAULT ONWARD!!! UNLEASH THE BULLS OF WAR!!!

FEAR NOT, FOR THE LORD IS WITH YOU AGAINST THE HEATHENS!!!

WHAT YOU JEW HERE TODAY SHEKELS IN ETERNITY!!!

>> No.13234622

>>13234597
It's ironic because we know this test of resistance is going to fail.

>> No.13234646

>>13234601
CRUSH THOSE WHO WOULD DENY US GAINZ

>> No.13234690
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Woah PLUG is going way up. Is a P&D incoming?

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>>13234646

May The Lord bless you and keep you in these times of grave shekeling, my son. Fear not, for He is with you.

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who /crab/ here

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>>13234702
The Lord is my Broker, and I shall not sell off.

>> No.13234762

>>13234739

We MUST keep the legions of Judaica at bay. You're doing God's work, Anon.

>> No.13234771

>quantitative easing, and the economy will be like a rocket shit
>psssshhhhhhhhwwwwwww
>krhhhhhhhhhh booooom
>pew pew
>the rocket ship has lasers on it
>We’re making progress on the Trump Spacewars™ Initiative, and we’ll see what happens.

>>13234622
Oh. Maybe you should put unironically in your posts so we know you’re being ironic.

>> No.13234807
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>>13234762
Those furry fucks are in the wrong neighborhood.

>> No.13234810

NEON

NTGN

YVR

PLUG

>> No.13234838
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>>13234807

PUUUUUSH!!! WE'VE GOT 'EM ON THE RUN, BOYS!!!

CALVARY, TO THE FRONT!!!

>> No.13234847

>>13234838
It's cavalry you jackfruit

>> No.13234849

>And he turned around and saw them, and he cursed them in the name of God. And two she-bears came out of the forest and tore apart forty-two boys of them.

Torah confirms bears are child murderers. Bears as enemy of Jews confirmed.

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>>13234838

>> No.13234858

>>13234847

It's COWVELRY.

>> No.13234860

Unironically FUCK bulls

>> No.13234862

rocket ship to the moon, hop in anon

>> No.13234866
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Hey guys!
PLUG shill here, been a while yea yea wife had a baby couldn’t get here to signal for a spell
Anyways, 2.65! Wow we’re killing it! China is the catalyst this time. Word is we’re looking at moving units to them at a premium and increase revenue 2 fold. The new drive system is absolutely TOP NOTCH. I would say either wait for a lull to load up on more shares the next push is to 2.80 and I’m thinking that happens next week.
Good luck all!

>> No.13234871

>>13234416
>I went all in
faggot

>> No.13234877

>>13234862
who made the rocket ship
will Jerome be coming

>>13234866
alright I've been hearing about plug for months now
can you guys find the next :: stock already
something new, something fresh

>> No.13234878
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>>13234860
Deal with it.

>> No.13234881
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>>13234852
>>13234860

BEHOLD, YE FAITHFUL!!! THE DEVIL JEW TREMBLES AT THE SIGHT OF GOD'S BOVINE ARMY!!!

CHARGE, THAT THEY SHOULD RUE THIS DAY!

>> No.13234882

>>13234878
>black bull WRECKING pink dot pee enn jee

>> No.13234891

>>13234882
kys

>> No.13234901
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>>13234878
Soon, bullfags

>> No.13234909

>>13234891
If you don’t like jokes, just downvote and sage

>> No.13234917

>>13234877
see
>>13234810

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>>13234901

>> No.13234924
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>>13234881
>>13234901
BATHE IN THE BLOOD OF BEARS AND JEWS

>> No.13234928

>>13234922
Thanks, I just got fired for looking at this image.

>> No.13234932

Any tips for a newfag here? What options should I buy to get rich?

>> No.13234950

>>13234932
>What options should I buy to get rich?
None. Just hold index funds. Less risk.

>> No.13234952
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>>13234928
>>13234924

REPENT, NONBELIEVER!!!

FOR UNTO THE CHOSEN GO THE GLORY OF THE KINGDOM OF GAINS!!!

>> No.13234965
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>>13234952
AMEN, GLORY TO GAINZ THAT ARE THE HIGHEST!

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>bears trying to make money on a friday.jpg

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ETRACS coupons for April just announced

>> No.13235004
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Am I the only one here that realizes this market will crash with no survivors...

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>>13235004
priced in

>> No.13235017

>>13234950
I want to make quick bucks though lol

>> No.13235023
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>>13234965

Hold fast against the Heathen Jew, my son.

"Better the little that the righteous have than the wealth of many (((wicked))); for the power of the (((wicked))) will be broken, but the LORD upholds the righteous!" - Psalm 37:16

>> No.13235025

>>13234984
Who knew /biz/ had mods

>> No.13235026

Just buy vix. You know that you want to fuck over the banks deep down inside you.

>> No.13235032
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>>13234715

>> No.13235051

>>13234866
To any anons here who aren't already papskiven fjernes for brug: you fuckin up, son!

>> No.13235055
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>>13234715
>>13235032
Tasty !

>remember to long red lobster

>> No.13235063

>>13235032
CRAB BATTLE

>> No.13235106
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What is the ultimate boomer meme folio?

MNST
DE
GM
WMT
???

>> No.13235108

>>13235055
that gif is blackpilled af. well done.

>> No.13235119
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>>13235055

pls tell me were already dead

>> No.13235126

>>13235055
mein gott

>> No.13235161

>>13235055

I'm so glad humans are at the top of the food chain.

>> No.13235184

Outright MANIPULATION that Amazon can't close above $1831

>> No.13235190
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Quick /smg/! I need the insider fill. Tell me what calls/puts will make me rich in Monday!

>> No.13235210

SPY pls go down ):

>> No.13235226

VTL


BRING IT!!

>> No.13235236

>>13233684
Short oil long gold

>> No.13235243
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>>13235210
Soon new Paradigm!!!

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>>13235226
Bring it motherfuckers! BULL RUN

>> No.13235278

>>13235025
May I remind you Janny actually deleted this file for free

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>>13235274
Come on in and have a seat
Bears not welcome.

>> No.13235295

>>13235278
>>13235025
the mods are from reddit

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>>13235106
LMT
WM
SMG
HON

>>13235119
that first cut that shreds their body in half ( the very last one in the gif) basically instantly kills them

Arthropods dont have great nervous systems anyways, they have no concept of horror, suffering, or impending dread anyways
they dont have the capacity for complex thought. they dont even have a good enough brain to have a concept of "self"

besides, keeping them alive until the legs are harvested is the best way to get fresh n tasty crab legs to your dinner plate !

>> No.13235304

>>13235119
dont worry they died shortly after being split open

>> No.13235318

Who are these fags that keep pushing the market down? No wonder they keep saying "trade deal close" because otherwise panic selling faggots move the market down

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>>13235119
One time I saw this fisherman at a dock pick up a freshly-caught crab, grab its shell with his hand, and just yanked the shell right off. It was still moving and squirming without its shell.

>> No.13235353

>>13235190
Spy 280 puts at 3:59

>> No.13235361

>>13235318

Stupid-ass children on ((("free"))) telephone brokerage apps who sperg out and panic sell when they see (-$0.23).

>> No.13235377

>>13235361
>-$0.23
FUCK, that's my stock, I'm ruined!!!

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>>13235055
me wouldnt mind being executed by that thing desu
looks like nice unpersonal basically painless and efficiency way for death

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>>13233637
God said "fill the earth and subdue it", he said nothing about the sun. Thus, investing in solar power is against Gods will. Use coal instead. I'm not sure about fusion.

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>>13235397
Are you retarded? Do you need some help?

>> No.13235433

>>13235353

You... too?!

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me dispute with crooket Amazon drop shipper

short amazon

can just tell credit card for dispute all Drop Shipper charges right? and drop shipper helpless to power of credit card company

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>>13235383
the crabs are probably quite cold too, since colder crab means the crab will behave as a slightly more brittle (less ductile) than room temp

and brittle material means clean cuts, less flash that needs to be trimmed

>>13235397
can you read the untranslated original text?

if you arnt fluent in ancient hebrew, it might be a bad idea to follow the Bible' words down to the letter, since you arnt seeing God's word, just what some translator thinks is God's word

also Nuclear is clearly the most virtuous and righteous way to generate energy, that should be clear to everyone at this point

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>>13235438
yeah.. maybe try not to talk to them like a fucking retard

>> No.13235470

I DON'T KNOW WHAT
THESE JEWS WANT FROM ME
IT'S LIKE THE MO' MONEY WE COME ACROSS
THE MORE THEY CHARGE US (((FEES)))...

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If you are not in VTL you are an idiot!

>> No.13235508

>>13235487
you should have made the call yesterday not today after its up like 200%

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>>13235464
Nuclear is good, but there isn't much Uranium in the Earth to power everything with it. Also it would be used up very fast. There is nothing wrong with Wind+Solar alongside conventional power plants. Just because lefties are for it, doesn't mean we have to be against it. Let people buy the power they want. Also coal is based as fuck.

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>>13235508
some moron in here will buy it in good /smg/ fashion

>> No.13235535
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ahhhhhhhhh

>> No.13235559

>>13235508
Got in at .55. Going to @ max $1.50, min .75

>> No.13235563
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>>13235535
your gambling is really getting out of hand isn't it?

>> No.13235571

>>13235535

You really should've just forwarded that straight to me. How else am I gonna buy your mom a present for her birthday this year?

>> No.13235576

>>13235563
I'm taking out a mortgage next week to get that shit back.

>> No.13235599

Anyone else bagholding LPTX, I'm considering just eating my losses on it because I'm missing out on so many things

>> No.13235602

>>13235576
take out as much equity as you can... get margin going and put it on in LCI.. once you do that sell some OTM calls to pay your equity loan off.

LCI is going to $30...

Thank me later.

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>>13235468
tripfag fight!

>> No.13235618

>>13235602
>LCI is going to $30...
Which random Tuesday?
>>13235599
Hold on to it, there's a pretty big catalyst next month.

>> No.13235628

>>13235602

How soon, what’s the catalyst

>> No.13235629
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>>13233637
SNAP will reach $20/share within the next three months, screencap this

>> No.13235638
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>>13235513
>, but there isn't much Uranium in the Earth to power everything with it. Also it would be used up very fast. There is nothing wrong
lol what? Uranium is a quite common element on earth ( fuck its in regular ocean water if you filter enough)
also uranium isnt the only nuclear fuel, but even if it was, theres more than enough to fulfill our current energy needs for a few billion years at least, so even if we use more energy in the future, its still fine

besides,if we get enough variety in the types of reactors various places use, we can just use decay chains and various particle bombardments to "make" heavy elements that are in short supply anyways

but we cant get there when Nuclear power gets shit on by ignorant retards (and the politicians who listen to them)

>> No.13235657

>>13235618
Do you know when exactly?

>> No.13235691

>>13235657
I want to say May 12th is when they're announcing results on one of their clinical trials,/ if I'm remembering correctly.

>> No.13235701

>>13235638
but radiation is bad and it has 6 million year half life

>> No.13235713
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13235713

Wake up to a green day
Jews roll in and I start to pray
Staring out to the Wailing Wall
Price goes flat then it starts to fall
Clickin' buttons; buyin' shills
Got no job; mom pays my bills
TSLA's crashin'; damn you shills!
Sweatin' bullets; NFLX kill.
Goyims out there singin' the blues
20 more billion stole by Jews...
Thinkin' to myself "Really what's the use?
I'm just like you, we can't win with Jews."
Why, oh why, does Saul hate me
When all I want's to see gains
And escape this goyim pain?
I am so freakin' poor
They're jewing hard today
I guess I'll sit around and masturbate
(((Oy vey! MasturbaaAaAate!)))

>> No.13235753

>>13235513
>but there isn't much Uranium in the Earth to power everything with it
As the other poster said, other materials can be bred. If the only possible source of nuclear power was naturally occurring U235, of course nuclear is a more challenging proposition. But a nuclear reactor is like a big old cloud of neutrons, so you can easily design a reactor that produces mroe fuel than it burns

>> No.13235781

>>13235628
its undervalued... doesnt really need a catalyst..

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>>13235638
>"Uranium is a quite common element on earth ( fuck its in regular ocean water if you filter enough)"
It also needs to be concentrated ya dingus, otherwise it wouldn't be economic. If you go by the percentages of the earth crust, then you are doing it wrong. Those numbers also include the infissible U-238.
>"uranium isnt the only nuclear fuel"
Yes and no. You need breeder reactors to create other fissible elements (which adds to costs) and don't you fucking dare to mention thorium, because you saw it in a youtube video
>"Nuclear power gets shit on by ignorant retards"
Agree, but you are also ignorant of nuclears shortcomings. That isn't better. Nuclear is good for small, power hungry nations and for baseline electricity. That's it, no more.

>>13235701
It would also radiate if we didn't use it up in a reactor. Technically we are shortening the radiation of the whole earth, so it's a positive. When you mined uranium, you make the place where you mined it "less radioactive". Just put the used up (now less radioactive) waste products back into the earth (of course where it is safe to do so).

>>13235753
See above

>> No.13235813

How pissed is REFR guy right now?

>> No.13235844

Response rate in patients treated with Keytruda strongly correlates with serum Galectin-3 levels
Lower galectin-3 = Keytruda works better
GALT = Galectin Therapeutics, the only biotech developing a galectin-3 inhibitor that's remotely close to being marketed
Merck = big pharma company developing Keytruda, already undergoing a combo trial with GALT

hmm
what could this mean

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13235849

Who is smarter. Jeffrey Gundlach or Carl Icahn?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbOuZTEacss

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>>13235813
>How pissed is REFR guy right now?
not as pissed as he will be when he sells his bags and then it moons the day after then he goes to chase it only for it to drop again.

>> No.13235874

>>13235787
All I want is for politicians to admit that you cannot power an economy on wind and solar alone. Baseline nuclear solves the biggest problem of intermittent supply and demand without needing to use alien futurebattery tech.

>> No.13235877

>>13235535

you need professional help bro

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>>13235874
yeah.. they should start listening to the people with $500 robinhood accounts posting on a Mongolian finger painting forum.. stupid politicians

>> No.13235893

>>13235877
I thought you guys were the professionals.

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>>13235893
i'm sure there are some pros here

>> No.13235921

>>13235638
We need to mine the helium 3 from Saturn bro. We'll have enough fucking power to just fucking reverse e=mc2 and make what ever the fuck we want.

>> No.13235926

>>13235892
I have more than $500... ;___;

>> No.13235934

>>13235926
Not after I get off the phone with Grishka.

>> No.13235943

>>13235844
Going to 0 by eod

>> No.13235964

Will APHA break resistance?

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>>13235934

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Bwahahahaha
Bullish Bias

>> No.13235971

>>13235787
>You need breeder reactors to create other fissible elements (which adds to costs
breeder reactors aren't any more expensive than thermal reactors, especially with consideration of full fuel-lifecycle costs

BTW you can say fissile or fissionable

>It would also radiate if we didn't use it up in a reactor. Technically we are shortening the radiation of the whole earth, so it's a positive.
Only naturally occurring isotopes that spontaneously fission (just U-235). So not very much a noticeable thing; except when fission products bubble up through the crust into your basement (IE radon)

If you ahve any questions about Nuclear technology feel free to ask :p

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>>13235934
>tfw the final Bogging is just on hold until next week

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>>13235599
Your call.

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>>13235787
>It also needs to be concentrated ya dingus, otherwise it wouldn't be economic. If you go by the percentages of the earth crust, then you are doing it wrong. Those numbers also include the infissible U-238.
you can make it fissible, but yes it requires putting more energy into the U-238 than you will get back out of the new isotope, because second law is a bitch

>>13235787
>>Yes and no. You need breeder reactors to create other fissible elements (which adds to costs)
again, the more plants there are (and the greater the variety of each plants reaction) the less of an issue this becomes
and we already have infrastructure for the basics, we arnt exactly starting from scratch nowadays
>and don't you fucking dare to mention thorium, because you saw it in a youtube video
lol no, theres plenty of different ways to run reactors with the same isotope in different rates/ratios/physical setups/ect
theres dozens of variables that impact how much power at what rate is made by the various useable materials

>>13235787
>Nuclear is good for small, power hungry nations and for baseline electricity. That's it, no more.
Nuclear is good for largescale, industrial uses of energy, and steady constant loads
its not so good with small amounts at reasonable price/risk ratio, and its not good for loads that vary drastically with time, just steady power loads, or predictable stable (and slower) cyclical loads

solar can be arguably better for residental power needs (at least in rural settings), but renewables cannot match the shear quantity that many industries need (hospital equipment can be power hogs, not to mention factory work and assembly needs, (medium induction and arc furnaces need a good 1.5 GJ per tonne of steel/iron)

you cant power the mordr world on solar and wind alone, you need nuclear or fossil fuels, and theres one thats clearly better than the other, and yet it gets shit on more

nuclear's flaw is that it doesnt scale small enough to be useful in transport

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if you aren't buying duluth
you don't know the truth

>> No.13235996

>>13235973
>price target: $18
dios mio

>> No.13236026

>>13235973
I only have 190 shares of LPTX. Fuck it. I'll hold it until I die or sell it at $18, whichever comes first.

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>>13235921
we could just drain the Methane oceans on Titan, burn them in heavy pollution producing factories on Mars (to give mars an atmosphere and slowly terraform it), then export the energy to Earth for use on trivial home electronics

>>13235844
>>what could this mean
that it just became harder for you mentally to drop your bags?

>> No.13236036

>>13235971
How can the regulatory stranglehold on US nuclear be loosened? Is there ever going to be a politically satisfactory solution to waste accumulation?

>> No.13236038

>>13236026
Hate to ride to Pluto without ya.

>> No.13236048

>>13236035
>my bags

In the green on my GALT position, have no reason to sell

>> No.13236055

>>13235980
>you can make it fissible, but yes it requires putting more energy into the U-238 than you will get back out of the new isotope, because second law is a bitch

No. In a breeder reactor, you have mind-boggling numbers of neutrons. for 'free'. The amount of extra thermal energy 'lost' by having a fertile blanket that absorbs neutrons is unbelievably small compared to the power output from fissioning all that fuel
Again fissible isn't a word (unless it is some Euro thing I don't know about). We say 'fissile' or less often 'fissionable'
The second law always applies, but in the case of making a fertile isotope fissionable and splitting it, you are releasing the energy of the nuclear bonds of the whole nucleus, which is NUTTY compared to the binding energy of the one extra neutron getting absorbed by your U238 or TH232

>we arnt exactly starting from scratch nowadays
unfortunately in the US we kind of are, in terms of back-end plant construction infrastructure. only a few places on earth making pressure vessels any more. The rest of your post is pretty much spot-on.

>>13236036
no solution to those. we need a strong leader to call the shots. with our current government, it won't happen

>> No.13236085

>>13236026
>set a limit sell at $18
>forget about it

done

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Where can I learn Fundamental Analysis?

>> No.13236094

>>13235980
Nuclear isn't the only way to get a baseline power output. I would argue that coal is much more important, because it can be turned down more easily in times of low power usage. Why are you guys avoiding coal so much?
>inb4 muh global warming is bad

>> No.13236104

>>13236035
>we could just drain the Methane oceans on Titan, burn them in heavy pollution producing factories on Mars (to give mars an atmosphere and slowly terraform it), then export the energy to Earth for use on trivial home electronics

There's no point it trying to teraform Mars until you figure out a way to fix it's fucked up magnetosphere. The solar wind will just blow away all your green house gases.

>> No.13236123

Thoughts on bailing the stock market for 5 years and getting comfy with this?
https://www.questrade.com/self-directed-investing/investment-products/ipo/ipo-centre/cibc-canadian-banks-index-growth-deposit-notes-series-12

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3rd no movement day this day market calm

>> No.13236156

Sure, the market will still gain 10-20%

but recession in the next two years, it's been divined by The Yield Curve™

>> No.13236160

>>13236094
Coal emissions are nothing to scoff at. Not from the CO2. Smog-producing gases, mercury, metals, particulates. Plus you have the ash ponds lying around at some stations with no plan to be dealt with. And then from a long-term perspective, you can't use coal to produce more coal to burn, unlike some nuclear breeder reactions. Sooner or later the coal is gone.

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WOO I’M RICH WE MOON BABY

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>>13236171
WOOOOO

>> No.13236222

>>13236160
It's like they say on pol, you burn the coal you pay the toll. I lost like 8 grand on arch coal a few years ago. fucking Obama.

>> No.13236255

>>13236160
i like the implication that nuclear is a perpetual motion machine

>> No.13236262

>>13235055
This kills the crab

>> No.13236263
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How am I looking /smg/? Any recommendations?

>> No.13236281

>>13236263
VLT mi amigo

>> No.13236282
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>>13236048
>>In the green on my GALT position, have no reason to sell
money could grow more in other positions, youre playing yourself with such a lack of (portfolio) diversity

>>13236036
educating the public so they dont vote against everything nuclear, and educate the public so they dont crucify every politician who advocates in favor of it

people who are against it because its spooky and radiation (when coal plants emit more radiation in 1 year than a nuclear plant does in 50...) are quite similar to Don Quixote

>>13236094
coal pollution is some of the worst there is, especially when its combusted for thermal energy

besides, coal has plenty of material and chemical synthesis uses to just burn if for heat when theres so many alternatives

burning coal is retarded when it has so many other uses (and such limited supply, and when it has such high costs to clean after)

>>13236104
keep the gas in bubbles or umbrellas for mars habitats then (or at least until a suitable magnetosphere replacement is found)


>>13236263
>Any recommendations?
>$XXX.xx
dont do options

>> No.13236287

>>13236263
Kys

>> No.13236293

>>13236263
diversify with some non-memes and good positions

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Thoughts on NVTA? Just sold my shares for 25ish after holding since 20.14. I havent been following them super hard lately, but seems like we kind of tapped out at the high and I didn't really wanna hold for it to drop when I can't find shit on what is causing the stocks to be valued so highly.

>> No.13236338

>>13233637

Kill this fucking thread right now! You dumb niggas need to get in here right now, and start making money in the market.

>>13235619

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>>13235535

>> No.13236396

Oh shit if I listened to mining-anon I'd be rich by now. Fugggg.

>>13236038
I bet you're selling sub $5
>tfw only 350 shares but cost basis is terrible

>> No.13236402

Ntgn bout to moon get in here

>> No.13236405

>>13236293
Like what?

>> No.13236406

>>13236282
>money could grow more in other positions, youre playing yourself with such a lack of (portfolio) diversity
sometimes it's best to pick just a few stocks and really do your research and make 3-5 really good trades a year rather than 1000 mediocre trades

>> No.13236415

>>13236396
>I bet you're selling sub $5
I ain't letting go for less than double-digits, friend. I may set a limit sell for $20 just because.

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>>13236282
Tryna turn it into $XXXX.xx
Everyone starts somewhere rich boi

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>>13236287
Say it to my face queer

>> No.13236448

>>13236424
your puts expire worthless, youll never have 4 figures
enjoy your mcdonalds job to make back your loss

>> No.13236465

>>13236263
yeah... LCI

>> No.13236476

>>13236402
Ahhhhhhhh

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>>13236448
They were like $3 each señor shclomo. Bet I'll /makeit/ before you

>> No.13236516

>>13236424
Based. keep at it and see what works. you'll need to develop your own ideas cause crabs never help other crabs get out of the bucket

remember: % ROI is the only thing that matters

>> No.13236545

Shooting star on the dow if we close at this level. Could make next week interesting

>> No.13236549

Anyone know what happened when the Dow flashed red there?

StockMarketsSama, do something! do something interesting!
Go away crabs, I can't into Iron Condors.

>>13236516
> % ROI is the only thing that matters
WRONG
Never forget that opportunity cost matters in the market, as well as your life as a whole.

>> No.13236588

Squeezed profit out of my AAPL 197.5 and Microsoft 120 puts this morning at opening bell.
Bought some SPY puts when it was bouncing off the resistance this morning, sold during that huge red engulfing candle, bought 289.5 calls for the 10th.

>> No.13236599

these threads are dead now

>> No.13236600

TELL ME YOU BOUGHT SOME TSLA YESTERDAY! HA?

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>>13236516
Thanks man. Will do.

>> No.13236614

>>13236599
too many retards trading large caps when they should be trading small caps..

>> No.13236617

>>13236600
yes

>> No.13236619

Biotech index is off the charts today.

Did anyone snag Avinger when it hit .90 today like I said?
>Set buy order at .9085 last saturday
>Phone tells me its been executed
>Go to look
>Already up to .95
>daily low .9050
hola

>> No.13236648

>>13236614
god, sometimes I think of all the money I could have made if I listened to you and bought LCI puts back in aug

>> No.13236652

>>13236619
No... chasing scares me, I only know how to buy dips.

>>13236600
I really wanted to, I knew Elonchan's patreon would bring it back.

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I profit on blini

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Based crab

Is this head and shoulders?

>> No.13236701

>>13236094
obvious bait but short answer:
It's easier for an individual to fund build and operate a coal plant than it is for one to do the same with a nuclear plant, because economics of scale

Nuclear requires multiple financial backers, and higher technical knowledge, along with tighter centralized regulation, but in the long term the benefits to the whole population are not even compatible between the two

Coal is mainly popular because it's so easy to opperate a retard can do it, while nuclear requires more logistics and education to work properly

>> No.13236704

>>13236600
no but I gave elon-chan my energy because rocket ships are cool

>> No.13236708

Did anyone else notice that the indices have stopped making any substantial gains other than overnight through futures and PM? Food for thought. It'd be a good idea to buy calls eod instead of open.
>>13236648
like, 30%?

>> No.13236725

I'm such a failure. Somebody post the black cigar man and say something relatted to my stupidity.

>> No.13236739

>>13236725
we're going down right now
it's gonna be okay

>> No.13236746

>>13236701
So you're saying I still have a future as a coal plant operator?

>> No.13236750

IIPR is doing the thing again

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>>13236614

>> No.13236773

>>13236739
It's too late for me kid, my deltas are at .00000

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>>13236725
>he bought the Vix when its going to 9
Lmaaaooo

>> No.13236801

>>13236773
you blew your whole load too soon
UVXY 43 calls for next week are like 25 right now
Yangs for days
yangs for free
you just should have held half your stack instead of going all in

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13236825

With Bidens self destruction, Trump's reelection is assured. This market will be booming for quite a while folks.

Get comfy and not so defensive.

>> No.13236864

>>13236825
Watch the elect Elizabeth warren and everything tanks 70%

>> No.13236882

>>13236801
I got TLT puts for next week. My only hope is a collapse in the bond market.

>> No.13236891

>>13236864
>Warren
Oof. The only one besides Beto I wouldn't hate voting for, but the polls show the public doesn't support her "break up big tech" idea

If she really nukes Tim for a bit, I wouldn't mind tripling my position if it were 50-80% lower.

>> No.13236893

NTGN

Going to cure cancer you heard it here first

>> No.13236913

>>13236739
You think? Nothings changed, seems like measured profit taking. I averaged down my calls. Hour and a half till close, I'd be worried if we were headed up, because we'd close on frantic selling rather than frantic buying

>> No.13236934

>>13236891
She’d sink financials and tech I could imagine the panic

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guys check out EMBI

>> No.13236948

>>13236934
I wanna see the Trump Pocahontas debates.

>> No.13236963

>>13236948
It would just be her attacking banks and crying racism. But yeah It would be great

>> No.13236976

>>13236948
it would be physically painful to watch

>> No.13236983

>>13236948
>debates
I don't think he'll do them. Or else they'll need a little soundproof glass cage that descends over him when he breaks the rules.

>> No.13236984

>>13236825
Trump has been disastrous for the stock market, stop letting your politics warp your objectivity

>> No.13237007

>>13236963
The front page of NYT would report she won even if she fainted on stage and was taken out on a gurney.

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>>13236984

>> No.13237010

This SPY chart is so TAfaggy its scary. SPY jumped over the 288s back when we he ATHs last year so now we're filling the gap.

>> No.13237015

>>13236984
this. fuck drumpf and his worthless 30% market gains

>> No.13237019

>>13236984
He was great if you got out in September and reentered in December.

>> No.13237037

Well looks like my SPY PUTS are gonna expire worthless. Don't really care much anymore tbqh. I've accepted the fact that the market is rigged and irrational. I'll take a few hits now but will win in the end just like Dr Burry in Big Short. You permabull losers are insufferable though. I'll still stick around just so I can watch you all cry when 2008 version 2 finally starts.

>> No.13237041
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Your thoughts on this chart? They are a biotech company in germany and develop drugs for alzheimers. Only got on the stockmarket in 2017. Been on a downward trend the entire time. Maybe they now have reached an adequate market price.

>> No.13237058

>>13237037
2008 was a once in a lifetime thing. December lows or bear market is more likely

>> No.13237059

PRPO $20 price target, military contracts, Scheduled Insider Buybacks, Hospitals loading product. Debt paid. $$$ Gift Price now

>> No.13237062

>>13237037
>market goes up
rigged and irrational
>market goes down
fair and rational

why?

>> No.13237067

based oil hitting $63, now if gold could go down with dignity

>> No.13237077

It was really stupid to buy puts this week. Why did you guys do that? I bought puts the inversion/fed decision week for actual legitimate reasons. There was no real reason for puts this week other than the faint lingering hope that somehow Wall Street suddenly decides to live in reality.

>> No.13237083
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>>13236984
He's been good. Not great but good.

And thats far and away better than his economically and financially illiterate opponents.

>> No.13237122

>>13237062
America is an empire on the down slope. There's literally nothing we do that can't be accomplished somewhere else but cheaper. The Chinese can finally beat/match our information/technology sectors so we lost our single purpose on the planet. Now we're just the bloated stinking corpse of a nation composed of entitled sub-100 IQs.

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>>13237015
good goy remember the 30% pump and ignore the 30% dump that preceded it

>> No.13237142

>>13237128
I love onions. Wish I'd invested in it when I discovered it in 2013

>> No.13237156

>>13237142
s o ylent

>> No.13237214

>>13237083
I think hillary would've been better for the stock market long term. December correction def wouldn't have happened.

>> No.13237224

>>13237214
You think the fed would have kept interest rates at 0% because she was a woman?

>> No.13237230

>>13237142
Bog'ed

>> No.13237245

>>13237224
Market would've been flatter but still rising. Even if rates were raised it wouldn't trigger a sell off.

>> No.13237266

>>13237083
What's he done that has been considered "good"

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bored

boring day

total P/L is 10 dollars

maybe ill have mcdonalds tonight

>> No.13237276

>>13237245
Seething
we wouldnt have had the 2017 tax cuts then which caused a steeper spx boost then QE

>> No.13237314

>>13237276
> caused a boost
it literally did nothing
we didn't even break 3% yearly GDP

>> No.13237325

>>13237128
i bought the dip, it was a gift. stay poor retard

>> No.13237328

NTGN jump in now its going over 7

>> No.13237339

What is the best chart analysis program/app?

looking for one that is straight forward to use with volume/if the stock was oversold/overbought etc

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>>13236222
kek.

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>>13236549
>Never forget that opportunity cost matters in the market, as well as your life as a whole.

>implying life outside of trading matters

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>>13236725
You are right, just a little early. You thought coked out bulls were rational.

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desu me made a bad dow trade, eased on leverage longs last friday :) however most perma longs 3x etf running well

>> No.13237389

Heavy buying into close. Averaged my calls down on that dip

>> No.13237412

Buy the PAG dip

>> No.13237415

>>13236864
>Watch the elect Elizabeth warren and everything tanks 70%
Either Zuckerberg or Bezos would have her assassinated.

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Buy GALT and LCI if you like having more money.

>> No.13237433

>>13237415
If Bezos didn't kill his wife, he's not gonna kill Warren.

>> No.13237439
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whens the next /smg/ meetup

>> No.13237444

YOU HAVE 10 DAYS TO MAX YOUR 2018 IRA

IF YOU DO NOT DO THIS, YOU WILL NOT MAKE IT

>> No.13237449

>>13237422
But actually don't because they're only up because the biotech index is up over 1.5%

>> No.13237461
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>>13237444
We're gonna make it.

>> No.13237463

>>13237439
The three on the right are the same person at different ages

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brehs i dun did it

>> No.13237473

>>13237461
highly based, i recognize that Fidelity chart

Vanguard doesnt look as nice but the gains are still there

>> No.13237482

>>13237433
She only took 25%, didn't scandalize, didn't show everyone his dirty laundry or whine about being a victim, and she agreed to give up her voting rights.

Why is everyone acting like she took him to the cleaners?

They were both Ivy League corporate bankers, we can't just assume she was dead weight because 99% of the time, that's what the wives of the 1% are.

>> No.13237485

>>13237467
Those spikes/dips could be like 100 dollars because RH doesn't have axis

>> No.13237491

>>13237485
I hate RH charts so much

>> No.13237497

>>13237461

Got last year's maxed to offset the tax bill.

Gotta realize these gainz and move 'em over for FY2019.

>feelsgoodtomakeit.jpg

>> No.13237504

>>13237482
>only 25%
If I was him I'd have liquidated my assets and kept 100% of my stock.
25% of the future rulers of the human race nigga. Just setting up the premise for a civil war in 2200 years

>> No.13237517

We zoomed passed the day's high.

My calls are up since 30 minutes ago by 40%

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>>13237482
Musk been divorced like thousand times :) same wife even divorced him twice or something, talk about cleaners... :)

>> No.13237553

I think the japanese will definitely pump us to 2900 tonight

>> No.13237572

>>13237553
the japanese are going to be drinking sake until sunday night bro

>> No.13237573

>>13237553
There's no way we're sticking more than a toe into 289-292. Gotta skip over those resistances when its easier to reach the ATH. Then after a couple days we'll gap down to 287.

>> No.13237579

NTGN stablizing at $6.80

next leg coming

>> No.13237580

>>13237572
oh wow its friday

>> No.13237638

>>13237579
dumb idiot

>> No.13237639

>>13237580
yeah fuck fridays, fuck saturdays, fuck sundays. I wish today was Monday.

>> No.13237683

>>13237638
6.90

>> No.13237699

Wait I think I just learned something.

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>>13237699

>> No.13237766

Man that as some crazy buying right at the end. 2.2 million on the SPY
Jumped up to 288.59 before closing at 288.52

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13237767

ooo how can dividend aristocrats compete

>> No.13237771
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Ding ding ding! How did everyone do this week? I'm up .02% today, flat again despite my KHC going hard today. Fucking BA cancelled it out, typical. Today we're going to a Romano's in Caguas, Puerto Rico. We can hang out with Peter "Retard" Schiff!

>> No.13237783

>>13237433
His wife only took some monetary value, which doesn't matter to Bezos at this point. He kept the voting rights of those shares, he already got the high score, Amazon lives on unharmed. Pocahontas wants to fuck with something that actually matters.

>> No.13237784

>>13237709
If interest is calculated on the strike price of an option through it's rho, and you're in an environment where interest rates are rising, wouldn't you want to just sell put options to people so they lock up the lower interest rates. Then when the interest rates go up the rho just works in your favor.

>> No.13237787

>>13237771
GREEN DAY

>> No.13237799

>>13237784
Yeah rising interest rates are terrible for short calls and long puts. I've been doing this shit backwards, no wonder my account was getting smaller and smaller.

>> No.13237802

>don't miss out!
>don't fomo in!

Good advice is easy to give, easy to take, but very hard to apply.

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>>13237771
Up 0.7% ($180). TSLA JUST'd me yesterday, but I'm still green on it. Time for tendies.

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>>13237784
how much does rho actually affect options pricing? I'm aware it fits into the black-scholes but being a brainlet I've never looked into the specifics of it. I've heard from multiple people to just never worry about rho unless you're doing expiries literal years into the future, what's the deal?

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>>13237771
Up over 2% for the week. Happier than a pig in shit.

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Why am I paying these Jews?

>> No.13237832

>>13237572
japanese salary men are forced to drink booze by their peers/employers end of work day / or work week. so many become alcoholics and there are still not too many AA groups in japan :o so salary men overworked, then get maybe divorce and boss forces to drink :ooo some migh even commit suicide after that :H

>> No.13237867

You guys might want to buy INO. Institutions had been dumping shares leading up to data, but data turned out to be good. Today's chart indicating institutional buying.
I'm staying outta it but I've got some long calls and puts.

>> No.13237880

>>13237813
It factors in though, this is a game of pennies. Like if you're dealing with shit that has a huge strike like Amazon, or big lots of like 100s of contracts the juice will add up. It's something to really shouldn't be disregarded when looking at the whole picture.

>> No.13237882

>>13237771
Up 0.49% today, I can't tell the same for this week because yahoo finance and my broker don't give this kind of info. Consider that my broker gives me only the last stock price, without portfolio growth data. They send me a portfolio check via regular mail once a month. Wew lads, I'm stuck in 1990

>> No.13237893

Buy boeing on the dip, announced they're reducing 737 production just now

>> No.13237906

Boeing could tank monday. Up until now everything had been speculative.

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>>13237882
what on earth lol
Are you in the US?
>>13237880
Yeah kind of figured, I'm not a big enough boy to worry about that (yet)

>> No.13237922

>>13237813
And since it's interest factored by the strike price, even if you're bearish on the whole market in general, you can just be on the short put of a bear fund, that way you're getting the right side of the interest, and well if the shit gets exercised you've got bear shit in your portfolio that some one paid a premium for you to own.

>> No.13237932

>>13237882
Do you need to call someone on the phone and scream "buy buy buy!" to purchase a stock?

>> No.13237935

>>13237771
up 2% today and 4.5 for the week. considering the week prior this is huge. expecting some huge gains this month =)

>> No.13237964

>>13237638
breaking 7 monday

see you in lamboland

take care

goodbye

>> No.13238001

Where tf is chili’s poster? I’m hungry after a long day of trading.

>> No.13238031

>>13238001
we're at Romanos bro

>> No.13238033
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>>13238001
Fridays is Romano's day fren
see>>13237771
Here's a complimentary order of Calamari Fritti

>> No.13238037

>>13237919
Nah, europoor
>>13237932
It's funny, but yes. I operate via web obviously, but there is a call center too. And it's far more cheaper.

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>>13238001
>>13237771
Oh fuck that spic shit. Any Americans who want to eat some bloomin’ onions and get drunk drinking cheap margaritas come with me. I’m up 1.15%

>> No.13238049

>>13238033
Can't eat a jpeg.

>> No.13238071

>>13238045
Contrary to popular belief Chili's DOES NOT CARRY the Bloomin' Onion, that is offered exclusively by Outback Steakhouse. The Chili's equivalent, the Awesome Blossom, was discontinued in the mid 2000s following a consumer health report which ranked it as the least healthy appetizer in America.
>>13238049
prove it

>> No.13238101

lazy FUCK
>>13238095
new
new
>>13238095

>> No.13238105

>>13238045
I blew up my account... again. I want one of them blooming onions and a margarita the size of a fish bowl.

>> No.13238308

>>13234273
I made some money off it when that guy who invested 30k into made that post.
I bought in at $3 and got out over $4