/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>13232222
Checked and disgusted

>>13232222
You could have bought some onaholes and lube. Remember this statement next time you think about buying the services of a whore.

>>13232222
You got ripped off, you dumbass.

You are learning about dealing with women and business deals. This is more valuable than a handjob to be honest.
T. person who started going to prostitutes since start of year.

>>13232256
>You are learning about dealing with women and business deals. This is more valuable than a handjob to be honest.
this

>>13232222
What type of idiot pays $300 for a handjob? I can pay $250 for full service without a condom AND cum inside a cute 20 year old asian girl for that amount.

>>13232222
>look for escort adds
>body-to-body massage with a picture of a very tight young woman with a sizable bust
>arrange meeting
>get to the place - meet her at the door - seems regular looking, albeit a bit small.
>tells me to shower and lie down on a mat face down
>get a glimpse of her body before we start
>jesus fucking christ. Never seen such a tight, young body with such supple, almost handful of tits - pierced.
>the massage was ok, including the body-to-body part
>The finish, me face up.
>What an incredible, young, titties body oh god
>Prime young pussy isn't a meme at all
>ask her if I can touch her.
>she agrees while stroking my dick
>Feel pure ecstasy while groping her around her tight belly and beautiful tits
>came shortly thereafter

Went to her once more, with more groping. Will return increasing or perhaps escalating if she's ok with that.

>>13232291
>asian girl
>girl

>>13232318
nice dude. im thinking of doing the same just need to work up the courage. been going to the gym a bit more lately too so hope that helps desu

>>13232318
>makes love with prostitute instead of fucking her
>goes back to same prostitute

the absolute state of cucks on this board

I paid $350 USD for 2 hours with picrelated
Don't have much details besides that it was a good time desu

>>13232341
To be honest, I found out I get more enjoyment from simply hugging with the women instead of fucking them.

>>13232222
who the fuck gets a handjob from a big booty latina, she probably thought you were gay

>>13232350
>tips fedora
>eats tendies mum just made

>>13232222
tell you prostitutes are one evil breed of ripoffs. they will lie, cheat and steal from you whenever they can. it's not that they need to do this, they just enjoy fucking someone over. there are plenty of storys of guys who have been "too open qnd trusting" towards prostitutes and they got their whole life savings +more taken from them by all sorts of dirty tricks. it's a mentality they develop on the job.

>>13232377
This desu. Whores are subhuman. Jack the Ripper did nothing wrong.

>>13232377
if they see you are a weak piece of shy thumb-sucking beta shit they will empty your pockets.

another big reason "why they do it" is:

they are totally disgusted by weak men if you believe it or not. they have nothing but contempt for man-babies.

they have learned not to show it cause money is money - but talk to them 1on1 if they respect you and you will discover the hatred they have for weak men. worse than hitlers hate for jews. thats a big fucking secret.

>>13232346
Did you get to smack her?

I'm not sure I understand why anyone would pay to have sex with someone who regularly has sex with other people, won't carry your child and probably doesn't want to spend time with you in the first place.

Why wouldn't you just masturbate and save your money for a longer term investment with better rewards?

WHERE FIND PROSTITUTE?

>>13232318
Had same experience - ended 69 and took a shower after, shit was cash.

>>13232408
Look around. Find a human being. Look between their leg's. If there's no penis, it's a prostitute,

>>13232406
What if I told you picrelated wants to fuck you but you have to pay her $5, would you do it?
I'm sure you would
What if she asks $20 for one hour?
Done deal

I'm just saying you probably disregard prostitutes because you are poor

>>13232423
You didn't eat a hooker's pussy, did you?

>>13232334

you pat them so you don't have to worry about what you look like desu

>>13232442
idk its kinda shit if shes not into it dude i think

How do I into being able to cum more than once?

>Tfw

>>13232436
She looks like she fucks niggers.

>>13232437
I know a guy who did that in a strip club in majorca.

>>13232456
And now he's got herpatitis aids?

>>13232436
If she doesn't want to fuck you unless you pay her than she doesn't want to fuck you. Besides, how do you know she's clean? I don't want an std. What's so great about her being so attractive if you're having to pay her to have sex with you? Nothing will come of it except you'll have less money and not feel horny for a few hours.
If you have sex with prostitutes I'm not trying to say you should feel bad or you're doing something wrong, I just don't really understand the point.

>>13232451
Well she is a prostitute she is gonna fuck niggers yes lol

>>13232468
>What's so great about her being so attractive if you're having to pay her to have sex with you?

Because it's FUN you beta low-test piece of shit

>>13232480
You ever robbed a hooker? Do you think they're used to fighting men?

>>13232468
Whores are never clean

>>13232252
thats so... lifeless
>>13232241
lol
>>13232256
wisdom
>>13232291
>without condom
retard. anyways handy is what i like
>>13232318
u asking to get murdered putting ur face down in massage thing
>>13232330
insect
>>13232334
they dont care how u look man. im sure if ur a chad they may enjoy it but i still doubt it since their pussy has no feeling
>>13232341
>caring what ppl do with whores as long as it doesnt harm
>>13232346
nice
>>13232350
ur like that Unsullied soldier from GOT
>>13232356
>hiring a woman is gay
u ever got ASMR and a handy before faggot?
>>13232366
ah, a fellow intellectual
>>13232377
how can take someones bank money
>>13232394
Mashallah
>>13232403
i really dont think they give a fuck >>13232405
i smacked mines
>>13232406
You're right but muh dick
>>13232449
no woman is into it. they love ur money, looks or status. not you.
>>13232423
WTF man
>>13232450
dont jack off the whole month
>>13232478
a lot of them specifically say no AA (African Americans)
>>13232501
neither are bar sluts or college girls. only girls u buy from their fathers

>>13232222
Checked thanks for the hearty kek

>>13232467
lol that's what we expected, I shit you not. But it turned out to be fine. Very suprised he didn't get some herpes type. But then again he did indirectly suck a 1001 penises by going down on a stripperhooker in a party island in the English part. So that does make him gay.

kys

>>13232468
I don’t see the point of fucking a woman who isn’t fucking you because you’ve made her horny. for me That’s half the fun of fucking, the conquest. in that way, paying prostitutes is kind of like buying a trophy.

>>13232450
Do nofap

>>13232291
why would you want to pay $250 for an STD? I never understood this "without a condom" thing when it comes down to whores. SHE IS A WHORE YOU IDIOT! THERE IS A VERY VERY HIGH CHANCE SHE HAS AN STD! HOW FUCKING STUPID ARE YOU? GODDAMNIT. Literally shaking.

>>13232527
He had to have been drunk, right?

>>13232222
how in the FUCK do you idiots PAY for sex?????

i turn down sex AT LEAST twice a day (granted they are ugly as sin)

but still fuck 7+/10 on the reg. FUCKING PATHETIC BOARD THIS SHIT SHOULD BE ON /ADV/ OR /B/

>>13232549
Fuck off chad

>>13232542
can u get std from handjob?

>>13232480
Alright, that's cool. I think I'd rather just have fun with someone who I don't have to pay to be there
>>13232517
Some good points, ngl. Just not for me I guess
>>13232536
Agreed

>>13232536
>you've made her horny
The only things that make them horny are money and rape

>>13232555
Hand herpes

>>13232536
Again, if this woman cost $10 for the night, you would hire her you hypocrite piece of shit

>>13232567
>tattoos
Ew. Only $10 I would though

>>13232565
serious?

>>13232576
https://www.google.com/search?q=hand+herpes&rlz=1C1CHBF_enUS780US780&oq=hand+herpes&aqs=chrome..69i57j0l5.2739j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

>>13232436
>>13232567
That's actually a solid argument anon and one I will definitely use once I make it with link. Ty

>>13232567
I'd at least try to jew her down to just $5 though

>>13232567
You don’t get it, its not the money, it’s the fact that without the money she’s gone. ‘You’re just broke’ is your coping mechanism for people who don’t believe in paying for sex.

you’re right in that I would pay her $10 to make me a drink at the bar.

>>13232548
Very

>>13232555
Ok well then I'll just continue by asking why you would pay $250 for a handjob? That makes it even worse.

>>13232606
>it’s the fact that without the money she’s gone

You sound like someone that has never been with a prostitute before. It's much less awkward than you think. Those are girls that both love money and sex. We're not talking about 40-something crack addicts here

i used to know this girl who i really liked for years and spent lots of time with but she dated other guys.

she ran into some credit card debt and needed money real bad and i made me an offer.

i sometimes regret turning her down but at the time i felt really disgusted

that's my prostitution story.

>>13232584
Never again
>>13232589
Yes this is a ChainLink thread, let's keep it on topic.
>>13232606
And without your looks, money or status, any woman is gone. all female love is conditional

>>13232624
you did the right thing and stayed pure

>>13232222
ChainLink will save you with its capabilities to bridge off-chain technologies with smart contracts in a decentralized manner! Simply install a sensor on yourself that detects when you've ejaculated and a sensor in her body with a gyroscope that tracks movement. If she isn't "active" enough and you don't cum with a specified time requirements or for example if you decide that you'll only pay her for 2 orgasms, she will not receive a payment until those requirements are filled. Have fun anon

>>13232641
don't forget about their evil vaginas though so be wary of fucking just any slut. Them sluts actually suck in some of your dna through their vaginas and later if/when they have children the child will have some of your genetic material. Though, a smart contract would fix this problem with some creative thinking. Thanks for taking the time to read my shitposts!

>>13232625
>all female love is conditional
>he thinks male love isn't even more conditional to how tingly the woman makes his pee pee feel

>>13232567
>quentin tarantino
i see she went to films

>>13232527
By that logic, you indirectly do a handjob to a man if you shake hands? Virtually all men stroke their dicks, and frequently so.

>>13232730
Hence why I don't shake peoples hands. I aint gettin the god damn hand herpes

>>13232750
>starting a business meeting with a potential client
>the client is enthusiastic. Heard about your product from all the good reviews online
>comes to you eagerly, hand directed firmly at you in a welcoming gesture
>you break a sweat
>Flashback to all the STD stories you've heard online
>"there's penis juice on that hand, I can see the germs"
>run in panic.
>no business done...

>>13232680
This struck me pretty hard the first time I was in a relationship but wondered if Id be happier with other girls who make me hornier. All my years of being single I thought itd be much easier for me to be satisfied and content.

>>13232641
>>13232641
>be the year 2030
>call up prostitute
>swallow an Intel™ SGX™ nanobot orgasm pill then have sex and cum on her face
>money is transferred to her account through a smartcontract based on how hard I nutted and how little she dodged my cum
>mfw my nut is forever immortalized on the blockchain
the future is bright

>>13232222
>Gets cheated by literal whore
>Is surprised


Never gonna make it

>>13232291
Yes but HE got quads. You got less than Jack Shit

>>13232730
>>13232750
>>13232778
topkek

>>13232641
I dont see this as shitposting it can/should happen but SJWs will have a fit
>>13232680
did i say that Mr. Strawman? of course its conditional on her looks/thickness (good genes for kids), purity (will teach kids values/empathy) and ability to nurture (will take care of kids). just as a woman looks for good looks (genes) and provisions (money, status) from a man. you're still paying money & time for sex. whether its gym membership, nice clothes/haircut, dates, time wasted on pickup or partying, hookers etc.
>>13232778
and hes still not the weird one

>>13232811
lol

>>13232624
>spent lots of time with
Why though. I don't understand why men do this.

>>13232222
Checked. That's really poor though. 300/hr is $300 PER HOUR. Where do these whores get off leaving straight after you cum? Lesson learned I guess, do weird shit for the first 50 minutes and get your moneys worth.

>>13232850
Ya, makes no sense. Shouldn't expect honesty from a hooker. Not doing it again anyways. had better handjobs in highschool at the movies

>>13232222
wheres a good source in the UK for prositutes?

>>13232915
>wheres a good source in the UK for prositutes?
this. asking for a friend

>>13232899
Report her to the BBB!

>>13232222
Fucking checked and keked. And ya this sounds about right. Grass isn't always greener right anon?

>>13232915
>>13232991
literally google "escorts"
>>13233066
audible kek
>>13233080
:(

>>13232222
>be me
>pay $200 to fugg pic related
feels good man congrats bud

>>13232536
Oh it gets worse i dont even see a point anymore rather than inpregnating her. All these condom and birth control boys thinking they winning something because they can fuck a effectivly sterile cunt. Man...

>>13233101
wtf its actually Miss Piggy
>>13232536
gayest thing ive ever heard
>>13233109
most based thing i ever heard (if u and wombman have good genes)

>>13233101
sorry i thought that said "pig related" at a glance. still nice

>"thought its 1hr?"
>"hehe no anon its when u finish"
lmfao
based roastie exploiting cuckboy OP

>>13232567
even disregarding tattoos, sex isn't like your animus, anon. fucking a woman who feels nothing for you is a step above a fleshlight, but the lack of reciprocity when you touch her is a huge turnoff
unless you're a retard without empathy. this is why niggers rape so much and whites so little, not really because of any higher moral worth. for idiots there's just the pure physical stimulii, so rape works. smarter people get a whole other layer of stimulation from their partner being into them

>>13232450
Fuck hotter girls

>>13233270
>the lack of reciprocity when you touch her is a huge turnoff
Speak for yourself cuckboy. The more objectified the roast the better.

>>13233142
haha she was a milf 10 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0fww0K3WDc
i slapped her on the ass hard as fuck and after we were done she slapped me back on the ass
was fun

>>13232549
how in the FUCK are you idiots poor?????

i turn down business deals AT LEAST twice a day (granted they are stupid as shit)

but still make millions on the reg. FUCKING PATHETIC BOARD THIS SHIT SHOULD BE ON /ADV/ OR /B/

>>13232403
>Hey Shanique, don't you hate WEAK MEN?
>oh.... Yeah baby they're the worst
>I know! And don't you hate the JEWS?
>Yeah baby, they're the worst
>Wow Shanique you're so woke and redpilled I feel like I've known you my whole life
>That'll be 350 usd

>>13232561

And I'm fresh out of money

>>13232436

Maybe if she was STD tested and lactating

>>13232222
Next time ask for MSOG
If they say yes, you can cum as much as you want
If she says no, tell her you've got a shrimpdick and ask if she'd do MSOG for a little bit more

>>13232517
wants wrong with nigger faggots like this one here? posting an answer to everything, absolutely no one cares about your opinion you disgusting freak, go look for friends elsewhere

>>13232536
>caring if a woman is excited
>caring about a woman at all
Found the cuck.
Pretty sure you try to make her orgasm so you feel like a "man"

>>13233250
What should i have done mr chad?>>13233297
lolll
>>13233413
u gonna do something about it bitch? go jack off to idubbbz repeated jokes & holds up spork humor. he doesnt even know u exist fanboy. u dont really find a joke funny the 10,000th time, u just want to fit in. oh and his meme zoom ins are worse than canned laughter "hey laugh at this guys"

>>13232624
>mfw the real story is you made her the offer and she refused.

so instead of throwing $300 on crypto u have wasted it on a fucking hooker ?

do u fucking realize these $300 could be $3000-30000 in 2020 ?

or u have huge crypto bags atm, like $500k big thus adding $300 to the stack doesn't really matter.

but still ffs, now when it's still a good time to throw money, any money on crypto u just waste it just like that.

>>13232222
I get it now... it’s an attempt at ChainLink FUD!!

>>13233627
take control
asking questions is the ultimate beta move and why she knew she could get away with it
when she made a move to get dressed, that was the moment you should have grabbed her (wrists/hair/body whatever, not forcing her but steady) and say something like "clean me up/let's move it to the bed/i want you/now suck my cock/you look cute with my cum all over you" or any other opening, for her to protest a little, you to nudge yourself in and take action
you can literally get away with anything if you show the slightest bit of dominance, and it really doesn't take much when the girl has your dick in her hands already; but asking a question and sounding like you're haggling plaintively shuts you out instantly

post the instathot

>>13232840
>did i say that Mr. Strawman?
No you didn't. It was implied - as my post mentions. Stop being knee-jerky.
>and hes still not the weird one
Yes he is.

>>13232350
t. nopants

>>13233770
Man I hired an escort so I didn't have to play these games. To not have to remind her of her place and be tested like I do regular girls. I just wanted to lay after & not think about anything til I was ready again. I hired her to be professional by her own choice. She won't learn til she loses all clients or a nigger chimps her for it.

>>13232788
kek'd

>>13232222
>he fell for the 300/hr escort meme
You gotta shop better my friend

I’ve spent 7000 on escorts so far. How do I stop.

>>13234178
WTF
WTF
how can anyone be this retarded

>>13234197
>4channel.org

>>13232408
Try the Kik app. I own some KIN so I figured I'd check it out. Every other group is pay to play or weird fetish shit.

I got offered 1h and a bj for $100 by a hook in Vegas. Didn't take cause I'd prolly get AIDS or robbed or both, but there's a lot of hookers on Kik.

REAL WORLD ADOPTION

>>13234197
Its an addiction like any other

>>13233770

That makes sense. I already treat real girls like whores in bed, I would think it'd be alot easier to treat a whore like a whore.

>>13232377
It's true I had an escort come through and just Rob me at gun point

>>13234197
The ones I see cost 500/hr

>>13234239
>anything over $200 for a hooker
have you tried sex tourism?

>>13234178
There's no turning back now. You're at stage 4 addiction. You should just start filming pov (to hide your shameful face) and start uploading to porn hub. Write it off as business expenses.

>>13232222
lol 3D
Just Monika

>>13234247
I’ve thought about it. It would be cheaper. But I do want to stop before I reach the point of secretly recording sessions. I wouldn’t share it but I feel like once I do that that’s the point of no return. I’ve kissed them. Went down on them. I recently took an std test and I’m clean. Not even herpes. I would like to stop while I’m ahead but it is an addiction.

>>13232222
Someone post the story about the guy who got fucked by a tranny hooker and had a bad time

>>13232222
KEK

>>13232318
> sizable
> almost a handful
Oh dear anon. Get out a bit.

>>13232222
What a waste of a life and quads.

>>13232788
Nice

Just lmao at guys who pay to have sex with unwilling skinny women

>>13234420
Elaborate

Crackers are the only idiots that pay for sex because they could never get pussy in the real world with simple game

>>13234247
The ones at 500 an hour probably give a better experience than lower tier hookers. Hence, why they're able to charge more.

>>13232291
at least read the post before you reply to it, he didn't realize the sessions over when he finishes

>>13234555
My feeling or justification however you want to look at it, is that I want a girl that is out of my league. I’m not so destitute that I’m an incel. If I just wanted a lay or any girl, I can land a decent 6 maybe even 7. Eventually I’ll want a real relationship and will most likely end up with a nicely homely 6 who will be a good mother and wife. But before I do I want to experience the 9-10s. And I have the money so whatever.

>>13232428
Fucking truth. Don't for one second think women have the same brain structure and thought processes of a man. They are wired for prostitution directly and indirectly.

>>13235015
Yes, this is based.

>>13232222
I fucked some old lady with black teeth who hit on me in a bar and it was free. Sometimes I think back about it and gag but I was a 22 year old virgin and desperate to get rid of the v card. Completely regret it t b h.

>>13232567
>10$

you'd be gay not to

>>13233770
>but asking a question and sounding like you're haggling plaintively shuts you out instantly
This is true, and I knew it to be true, yet never did it. Nevertheless, reading this thought lined out so explicitly made me collapse on myself.
Needed that, thanks.