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13231044 No.13231044 [Reply] [Original]

I ain't happy, I'm feeling sage
I got a nice job with a wage
I'm JUSTed but not for long
The bullrun is coming on
coming on
comin-

>> No.13231067

>>13231044
Bullrun's been cancelled in case you didn't hear.

>> No.13231117
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>Oh! Hey there wagie! You almost didn't see me there. You nearly bruised my delicate tum-tum.
Wh-Wha... YOU?! What are you doing here?! You never leave your house!
>Oh didn't you know, wagie? My dear daddums owns this store
EH?!
>You see wagie, you're always going on about how great it is to be a wagecuck despite my mockeries, so I wanted to see what all the hullabaloo was about and asked my dear daddums to give me a job here and he made me the new manager
N-No... Oh fuck me, please no...
>And I must say, you were right. It is satisfying to be a wagecuck. Sitting around all day playing with my gameyboy, telling people what to do and eating fresh tendies... Oh yes, my daddums lets me eat all the tendies I want from the store.
Please Please Please...
>I just wanted to let go of my pride and say sorry wagie, you were absolutely right. Wagecuckery is fulfilling. Strangely some of the stories you told us on the board about how awful this place were completely untrue. I guess you were just joking eh? Why when I told daddums those funny stories you told me, he could just not believe it either. You should've seen him turning a funny red color and getting steamy, he looked like he was gonna burst with laughter! I guess he knew you were joking too, eh? You're so funny wagie. Oh yeah Daddums wants to talk with you later.
Oh lord please no...
>Speaking of daddums, wagie... After he started turning red, he said something about you being on his... "list"? Oh yeah, and he put me in charge of re-evaluating your performance for the week, so you're gonna have to do whatever I say. Won't it be fun wagie? Incidentally I spilled a little peepee poopoo on aisle 5. Go clean that up will you?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>13231067
>Bullrun's been cancelled in case you didn't hear.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

>> No.13231161
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>>13231117
Hurry up now wagie. Time is money!

>> No.13231195
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>>13231161
Come come, it ain't gonna wipe itself, wagie.

>> No.13231218

>>13231117
I was gonna post this pasta but didn't want to make the meme stale. Good going faggot.

>> No.13231249
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>>13231195
The clock is ticking wagie

>> No.13231255

>>13231044
I used to push carts for Target when I was 16. Such a shitty fucking gig.

>> No.13231261

>>13231044
>yeah haha
>finally someone tell this fool to prepare
>now time for me is nothing, plenty left for despair
>No I couldnt be there
>for those last bullrun's gains
>put my neck in a snare
>laughable
>Bet you didnt think you could get justed too
>logarithmic view
>man it looks pretty vanquishable
>pick and choose
>asshole loose
>which shitcoins to acrew

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>>13231195
Y-Ye... TO HELL WITH THIS! I ain't cleaning up shit you fat, retarded, waste of -

>> No.13231282
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13231282

DADDUMS!

>> No.13231293
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>>13231282
what

>> No.13231313
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>BADDA BING

>BADDA BOOM!

>> No.13231345

>>13231117
This copypasta is gay, sorry.

>> No.13231755
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>>13231345
ur mom gay