/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>13218227
GOSH DAARNGIT
WRONG OP FILE
PLS KILL ME

>>13218227
This could be okay if people would just get over their mockery of small penises, its not even that bad guys just use what ya got why do we have to tear guys like me down. :(

Also TSLA and EA are probably the easiest buttfucking shorts of all time tomorrow.

Don't forget to pickup your free dude weed swing trades this week

>I could open an IRA and put up to $5,500 in
>I am 30 and and still in school and living at home
hmmmm...
thoughts?

>>13218239
When I was on SSRIs and adderall I would jack off like 8 times a day until I was shooting blanks. The first one I could go for like 4 hours.
No wonder I was a shut in NEET for 4 years

>>13218291
If you don't need that money then do it. Huge gains over the next few decades.

>>13218282
>tfw penis slightly bigger than average
>height is 6 inches below average
It’s the proportionality that matters right? R-right?

>>13218233
One. Fucking. Job.

>>13218314
Actually, yes. A lot of the eroticism of large penises is psychological.

At least, that is what I took away from listening to an interview with a lesbian who loves giant cock porn.

MAX YOUR IRA

VTSAX, VTI, VOO, PICK ONE AND LETS GO

Oooooh

>>13218310
I'm not 100%... I will probably need moneys for school and things, hopefully not enough to need student loans, but enough to not have to work all the time while in school.

Still, I might need that money in the next 40 years. I gotta look into IRAs, I don't know if the tax benefit would even help me.

You pull your money out when you retire right?

>>13217925
This thread should run the federal government desu
>>13217928
I've worked call centers and they fucking suck dude, I'm sorry. I rage quit in the middle of my shift and threw my headset at the manager
Good times

>>13218291
if you might need that money do ROTH and you can withdraw principal with no penalties if need be but it is good to get started

>>13218221
You remind me a lot of myself.
>Friends all went to college out of high school
>My brother was already in and miserable
>Fuck it, join military
>All my friends are miserable, some have graduated and aren't making any money or have a job barely related to what they studied
>Fuck you fags, looks like I was rig-
>Military is just as soul-leeching, maybe not as bad but still bad
>Work shit hours, don't get paid much, constant bullshit you must put up with
>Been studying a little on the side, but that will only land me in the boots of my civilian friends once (if) I get out
>Recently been throwing all that I have into stocks trying to maybe get something going and potentially open up a business or something, literally anything to avoid being perpetually raped in the ass in the military or raped in the ass wage cuckin' it
>Know fuck all about stocks/investing, been trying to learn but its fucking hard and once I think I understand something it gets flipped upside down
Honestly bro, the way shit is now its almost rigged to get you trapped one way or the other cucking it out for someone. If not Uncle Sam, then Shekelstein.

>>13218372
That's the worst part about it, it's not BAD ENOUGH. It's not bad enough that I can justifiably just up and quit and continue being a NEET. But the pay is so low and I just fucking hate being there and I'm fat and don't sleep well so I only get like 4 hours to myself because if I try to stay up late I'm falling asleep at my desk and the supervisors fire you on the spot if they catch you snoozing.

I just want my looks and energy and whatever little dopamine I still had left at the end of high school back. Now I'm on this artificial dopamine my doctor prescribes me just to motivate me to do my fucking laundry.

>>13218315
please punish me however see fit, ratsu sama

>>13218374
im pretty sure you can always withdraw all principal in both traditional and ROTHs, the only difference is taxes in and out of the IRA wrapper

>>13218204
>LPTX
>My single biggest loss
N-no thank you. I'll keep hodling, maybe keep trading around my position. It hurts to just go "well I fucked up" and take the loss, and I still think it has potential.

>>13218399
>artificial dopamine my doctor prescribes me
...do you mean seratonin? either way, I think you should stop saying dopamine. We're not neurochemists and even they don't really understand depression.

>>13218450
No, dopamine, its buproprion.
Also, basic amateur research on drugs makes you smarter than 95% of doctors who just use a checklist to sell you whatever drug they're sponsored to.

>>13218399
You're describing post industrial capitalism. Read up on pic related to begin your journey to the underworld

>>13218412
Go away Im eating cake

>>13218462
Oh, busbar? Yeah I'm on that too. I THINK it helps, when I stopped taking it things seemed a bit worse, but I could've just been having a rough couple weeks.

Just gotta avoid grapefruit.

Very mild drug, doesn't even compare to real psychiatric meds in terms of how much benefit I got from it.

>>13218487
Long long MAAAAAAAAAAAAN

>>13218449
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>>13218310
Thanks frens. Gotta look into rolling over my ROTH 401K from my previous employer.

I should do this BEFORE I do my taxes, yes?

>>13218487
Welbutrin, I don't think I have to avoid grapefruit but no binge drinking and no amphetamines. It helps, but there's only so much that it can do to quell the uneasiness in your soul.
I think I just have an ancient gene. One that should have been bred out for this wagecuckin' post-industrial era but somehow got passed down to me, that desires something more, in a world that no longer has anything more to offer.
I better fucking enter my calories into MFP or I'm going to have a heart attack. I'm starting to wonder if that wouldn't be a comfort.

>>13218227
Y tho

So are the markets going to go up forever? This is getting silly now.

God help me, TSLA is looking good.

>>13218399
You need exercise and proper diet. It does wonder. Read /fit/ a lot. Develop an unnatural taste for fit male torso. And then go about trying to get it.

You need a goal. You need stability. You need progress for yourself. You can do it. You have people to prove wrong.

>>13218600
Too demotivated by my gyno.

>>13218521
I had a constant 50% chub going when I was on welbutrin. Shit made me horny as hell but at least it works better than lexapro.

>>13218647
You almost certainly don't have gyno. That goes away with the fat. I thought the same thing before I lost 60 pounds.

I'm so fucking sick and tired of Bitcoin and BTCfags

>>13218670
No, I do. I know because I lost the weight before and gained it back.

>>13218521
Whoops. I was confusing it with Buspirone.

Yeah, I didn't like Wellbutrin, seem to be doing OK on Venlafaxine.

>Demotivated by gyno
>got to log calories
Are you trying to lose weight or aren't you?

>>13218481
o-ok.... me leave
but me made that delicious cake for you with all me love today and Krieft Hientz products

>>13218690
It's half-assed.

>>13218521
I take welbutrin and I'm pretty sure we're supposed to avoid grapefruit.. it just binds up receptors so the drug will be a bit less effective it's not really a huge deal.

>>13218692
You don't love GPRO you fucking liar, you sold it a week ago
DISGUSTING

Buying KHC was a mistake.

>Jim Cramer just outlined my Altria thesis
>Same episode, Dave and Buster's is a buy
Stock market crash tomorrow, pull out your moneys.

This is who we're up against...

>>13218778
So the shoeshine boy cut off his dick and went into porn...

>>13218778
She can lose ALL her money, and have no worries. She can wreck her whole life and just start over in someone else's. They'll be thrilled to support her.

She has insane risk tolerance. The ability to reroll.

>>13218692
Alright alright jeeze, you can have a bite

I understand that penny stocks are a casino game, however, I am curious about VYST. Am I missing something important/obvious?

>>13218778

Any idea which stock that was?

>>13218778
>6 to 12 to 4 in 20 seconds
Lmao did she buy MGNA during the RS ?

>>13218864
>penny stocks are a casino game
Not if you understand why you're buying one. Penny stocks with high volume and meme-status will inevitably pump. It's all about waiting for a whale.

>>13218915
I do agree with this. Do you have any knowledge of this stock in particular?

I love this fucking post the title is kino

>>13218915
Nah where'd you find it? Stuff shilled by high volume stocktwits traders will usually get a good 20%er on average, just make sure you're not left holding the bags after all's said and done.

>>13218971
He just bought a bunch of options and they expired right?
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>>13218915
Investorhub. Site format is cancer, but some good info. Basically a latex company with a big merger coming up. They want nasdaq this year, otc now

Is this good that my delta is very high almost one and theta is small? Its a deep in the money long call which I was told was one of the best ways to actually make money on options

>>13218585
Fuckin A you're right I have no idea what is going on because now people are saying its priced in and if Elon gets off easy to the SEC tomorrow I think it should trap a LOT of shorts.

Perfect mind games by Elon, kept us guessing the whole week.

>>13218778
JFC my brother does shit like this and took a 30K account to 8K but I can't stop him he promised to quit today but I know hes just addicted. I think the stock she is talking about was this shit Ocean OPTT or whatever ticker that doubled then went down 50% from high or similar thing.

>>13218971
I used to think the stock market was safe but goddamn people can break like crypto, I have seen so many pump and dumps lately.

T and CVS both have a lot of debt but they also bring in NoahArks of cash. I think that I'm on board for companies with big debt as long as they also have mega Free Cash Flow because it seems like interest rates aren't going to be an issue for a while. Am I wrong in this presumption? Should I have used the word assumption or presumption?

>>13219155
CVS has shrinking margins and made the 3rd largest bond sale to finance aetna. I truly believe they will cut the dividend. be very careful with that one

>>13219199
but isn't their payout ratio under 30%? It seems like the threat of a dividend cut would be more likely if they had a payout ration above 50%.

>>13219199
Thanks for the reply by the way.
The other three companies I dove into last month were BA, ALK, and RDS. For the most part I'm just establishing holdings in dividend paying companies and I'm hoping to take a less enterprising approach to my portfolio manangement for the next 10 years.

>>13219199
>cvs cutting their dividend with their stock already in the dumpster
*salivates internally”

>>13219257
Cvs has a history of fudgiung their balance sheets. Their extra cash came at the cost of thinner margins and overvaluing their inventories

then WBA comes yesterday in with more bad news and its hurting the supplier MCK too, large specs find this industry too scary at the moment so dont expect an uptrend with conviction anytime soon

>>13218673
crypto is the future tho..

>>13219303
okay well I will keep this in mind. tgank you fren

Is it a currently a good point to buy AMD after their rise yesterday or do I fall for the FOMO?

>>13219780
if i had some extra money and wasn't restricted i would personally write some cash covered puts on it tomorrow

>>13219822
there doesn't seem to be a lot of meat on the puts that would be safe though...

>>13218233
Giving the girl a malar rash would add an interesting touch to it

Tesla missed on deliveries big time. The open is going to be vicious.

>>13219826
i'm just speaking from the autistic perspective of if you want to long something expecting a potential pullback isn't that an actual use case for writing a put?

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>>13219835
Imagine if faggots didn't think this thread was for off-topic shitposting and blogging.

>>13219898

Markets closed tbhfam. Not much to say, futures are mildly red of flat. Nothing major going on in asia.

>>13219898
You must be new

I've got $6000 to invest thanks to FNGU. I want growth, but safety, and I'm worried about tech stocks in the near future (mainly because FNGU is doing so well) and the VIX seems unstable right now. What should I do? I'm thinking of just holding cash for a bit.

>>13219898
Thank (You) for your contribution

Was $4k deep in AMD at ~$14 finally decided to sell half my shares for over 100% profit after 2 years of holding. What do I diversify in now?

>>13219995
why dont throw it into S&P500 ETF and some emerging market and some into precious metals.

if you hold cash it just loses value because if inflation dude, maybe even consider saving account with 1% interest then.

>>13220335
Splv

>>13220350
yeah exaclty that baby looks solid af

>>13219898
Post your portfolio bitchtits

Hey biz rate my port

>>13220480
0

Just put almost a grand into MINT.

>>13220626
nice! looks like you're pretty much guaranteed to make 3 or 4 bucks in the next month!

Not gonna lie am but afraid for my short on Tesla

I am ready for cheapies, /smg/

If we break 288 we’re headed for the ATH. I wish we’d just hit it already so that the market can stop acting so predictably

>The global rally in stocks lost momentum on Thursday while bonds recovered ground alongside gold as investors awaited further news from U.S.-China trade negotiations and key jobs data tomorrow in Washington.

>U.S. President Donald Trump will meet Chinese Vice Premier Liu He at the White House on Thursday, as negotiations over a trade deal between the world’s biggest economies enter what could be the final stages. The deal being crafted would give Beijing until 2025 to meet commitments on commodity purchases and allow American companies to wholly own enterprises in the Asian nation, according to three people familiar with the talks.

We’re gonna be flat/crab most of the day until this stuff is resolved

>>13221722
fuck how am i supposed to get a few yang return by friday with 1 day trade and no price movement

>>13221795
Iron condor and balls of steel

Futures turning green

>>13221813
Yeah but if good/bad news breaks at noontime that iron condor will be his coffin

>>13221813
shit it's the only way...

>>13221851
that's what the one day trade is for, you just break which ever short option leg isn't going to work and run with the long for the sick gains bro.

>>13221851
That's why iron corndog doesn't work without balls of steel

>>13221868
Unironically. Every time I'm like "it's too late to choke it, it's already dead" but every week prices me I'm wrong and volume can drop even lower

>>13221795
TSLA deep OTM puts. If the judge rules on contempt, it will bring this shitpile home to sub 200. Legit panic selling will take place and the cascade down will be glorious.

>Sold AMD last week
Fugg

Trump meeting today with Chinese Vice President. I'm not shorting shit until that's over and done with.

As long as the Chinese and the Americans keep talking we'll continue the slow uptrend.

I have to take a shit but I’m too lazy to get out of bed

Bought into NEON have I fucked up or am I a genius

God I hate bears.

>>13222364
UVXY just announced a partnership with Lehman Brothers.

I wonder if I would've been a bear 20, 35 years ago because in current market it is easier to get against instead of cheering for unicorns

holy shit YRIV is on fire.

>>13222382
Any ideas where to exit my TSLA short ?
Peelon Mudsk likes to pump in these moments

>>13219898
imagine meme? be original. try being yourself.

>>13222489
I dunno it looks brutal... I'd probably take half or more off the table now and leave some. Looks like there's still room for this to fall but you've already got a home run there.

>>13219956
>>13219898
i was just banned for being off topic when market was closed..

4chan mods are from reddit.

Tim Apple is going up again r-right? My calls are up 45% and expire Friday, hands gettin shaky

>>13222530
I'm 5x levered on this one hehehe so multiply drop by 5, I think I'm bailing bcs there's too good of a channel formed.

>>13222540
Wait scratch that I’m up 75%
5 197.5
2 192.5
1 195
All expire tomorrow

>>13222537
They don't even ban me when I post pictures of my cock. They're probably gay.

i'm gonna hold today so you guys might wanna sell and buy back cheaper tomorrow

>>13222547
I just glanced at it, but there's really no support level for this until like $250, and if that goes holy moly.

>>13222552
sell at open before you get theta-fucked.

>>13222565
Yeah you're right. I guess take initial and cup of tea , leave rest for lols

>>13222583
>>13222565
looking at the 5 year that could go all the way to 200..

>>13222562
Sold 100k. Thanks anon

Fuck. I should have sold Tesla when Cramer started to agree with me.

>>13222562
Thank you for this. I need the market to go down a good 5-10% today.

Should I open a call on NIO?

>>13222595
I have a strat prepared just in case. Reentering below channel with trail stop makes more sense to me IDK

TYHT ACTUALLY IS DOING IT

THIS MEME BROUGHT TO YOU BY CHINESE GANG WEED

What's happening with REPH?

>>13218971
welcome to /smg/ where we bring reddit to you!

YESSIR MARKET AINT OPEN YET AND I REALIZED 1500 BUCKS

>>13222705
Keep posting Korean thots.

short gold long oil

>>13222705
>>13222676
>>13222659
stop posting pretty girls

Apple starting in the red is usually good right? That’s what happened yesterday

are people afraid of trade talks today? Chinese stocks are red today.

>>13222742
False open. PM in the red stops there from being profit taking at opening bell

>>13222724
lmao were exporting like crazy now
oil was a great long when it dumped to half its value in a month for literally no reason

>>13222711
Sold all my TYHT, dont recommend buying now, too risky!

Crypto tard here. Do indexes such as SPX and DJI dictate the market same as Bitcoin would dictate the price of altcoins? Also what effect do earning reports how for the companies underlying stock?

>>13222761
I'm getting fucked on my gold long, going to just close it at open and then move into a more sustainable position like a SPY put that expires tomorrow.

>>13222489
Take a bit of profit now at 250 & wait to see if downtrend continues. Even if the company does terribly it's still a dangerous short at current short interest ratios, since there is still a short squeeze setup.

Possible news that impact prices:
*Court contempt hearing (will likely lead to a small fine, helped bring it down but the stock would normally rebound afterwards, ignoring the sales numbers)

* Gigafactory being built at China speed. Prefabbed sections are coming in. It seems well on target to look like a finished building in late April or May.

* More billion-dollar loans from Chinese state at absurdly low LIBOR + 1% rates (with enough funding like that, any company can do well).

* Congress voting in favor of extend the 7.5k tax credit. The bill for that has been introduced in both houses and we should hear about it soon. If that happens the base model 3 will literally be cheaper to buy than a Camry after incentives in many states.

Demand for SX dropped which is a kick right in the high margin nuts for Tesla but Model 3 demand still seems to be going strong. I'm not sure if the SX drop is due to canibalization from the 3, increased competition in that market with Taycan on its way, lower trim models of S & X being cancelled, or all three of those combined.

>>13222797
Ah fuck Congress handouts of course. I totally forgot thanks bud
>>13222760
>Literally no reason

Jobless claims lowest since 1969

Buy signal. Sell ur puts

>>13222821
I fucking love how Congress can just fucking manufacture growth for shitty markets like solar paneling and electric cars, not.

>>13222489
Support is around 245-250. I expect it to head there before the verdict. What happens after will depend on the judge.

>>13222821
Right. Also the whole green new deal thing is still being discussed, and California is going to shill hard in Congress for anything that benefits Tesla.

We could see other things happening as well such as the gas tax being adjusted upwards, which would increase gas prices, etc etc.

I have literally no idea what I am doing I hope I make some money

>>13222949
whats your strategy

>>13222949
The only way you're going to consistently make money in this game is if you put in the effort learn how to play it.

>>13222794
make sure to buy OTM so you get a good deal

>>13222981
the $40 UVXY calls look like their on sale.

>>13222893
Yeah. Let's hope Peelon gives us more TSLA shortportunities in near future

>>13222862
I've seen this move before I fucked up a bit but closed at 46% profits

today go basic

LCI about to make another leg to 10...

Okay, I expected TSLA to fall down to the 250s today. Did not see this rebound coming.

>>13223040
It's just Reddit. Elon is going to be in jail soon.

>>13223051
At this point I agree with the people who say that the stock could end up rising even if the company filed for bankruptcy

32 days until micro e-mini futures, /mes, are launched.
$5 per S&P point instead of the $50 for /es.
https://www.cmegroup.com/cme-group-futures-exchange/micro-futures.html
https://www.cmegroup.com/media-room/press-releases/2019/3/11/cme_group_makes_globalequitybenchmarksmoreaccessibletoactivetrad.html

>>13222956
Invest in what biz says to invest in. So far that is PLUG, NEON, LPTX, and NTGN.

>>13222979
I've been trying to learn. I don't understand anything I have read and whenever I think I'm getting it whatever I think I get gets turned on it's head.

>>13223091
me look forward to this one
gonna allow for some more precise risk management on SPX

>>13223091
Based off of current /es margin requirements, it should require around $600 to trade 1 contract.

>>13223040
it's gonna be great to buy now

Tim!

>>13223091
cool

>>13223122
Only person saying neon ntgn and plug is me not while biz. Add yvr. These cheapies are gonna fly

>>13223040
They do this often

I just answered the phone and the dude on the other end was just like "dump it" and hung up.

>>13223159
did he sound french?

>>13223141
I hope you're right anon because if not my 15 children will not eat

They're snibbin' muh giblets!!!

>>13223201
this meme makes me want for die

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>>13223238

10-4. Coffins are a BUY.

>>13223176
either french or swiss my accent recognition isn't really good.

Friendly reminder that there's a 99.8% chance FB drops $70 within the next 2 weeks (according to Robinhood)

how long for my low volume option to sell

>>13223279

Y'know... Yer mom frenches bretty gud...

>>13223294
oh God damn it.

>>13223286
>this is what bears ACTUALLY believe

SAD!

>>13223286
They gotta be right down. Short FB

How often should I check my stocks to avoid going insane

>>13222761
what did you sell at?
I missed the open, I should probably sell now (1.40) but I'm waiting hoping for 1.50

>>13223238
delete this picture from existence

>>13223335

Bi-weekly or once a month.

I should’ve bought more

>>13223335
every 15 minutes

https://www.cnbc.com/2019/04/03/what-the-wyden-proposed-tax-on-unrealized-capital-gains-may-mean-for-you.html

remember when the dems were the good guys? nor do i

>>13223420
that's fucken awesome

>>13223432

Democrats hate white people and want to do everything in their power to protect the rights of black lesbians who cry about not being able to get their addadictome surgery and be faggots in public. Gonna need more taxes for that, Anon.

>>13223462
>addadictome
heh first time I've heard that
very nice

>>13223462
wtf thats racist

they deserve their hrt doses and if you wont give it to them we will take it with force, you bigot

What a fucking bear trap that was. Saw my entire weeks gains disappear . Good thing I held

>>13223509
Never sell

>people actually think the Trade deal is priced in
Buy China stocks NOW. This may be the last time TME, IQ, and BILI will be at cheapie prices after the trade deal is done we’re looking at new highs for all those 35+ and you can screencap this.
All Wall Street is waiting for is the confirmed report on the trade deal.
Buy now or miss the moon.

>>13223509
yeah don't sell trade deal is about to happen. buy Chinese stocks

trade deal is cancelled. just sell it.

The only thing screwing me is MSFT. What happened kiddo?

>>13223432
So it's another rule that will probably punish the people they wanted to protect after passing while the wealthy remain unaffected?

I don't even really think it's a bad idea but our government is so fucked I don't trust these Jews with another dime. Oh boy more money for Israel and pumping our military wowie zowie

>>13221722
Can we expect any news about the results today before the market closes?

>>13222855
You can thank John Barasso for it. For various political reasons he tried to pass a bill to eliminate the subsidies completely, but this backfired horribly and got the senate to discuss extending it instead.

STAHP!

My anus is willing but the sphincter is weak!

Am I an idiot for wanting to buy TSLA right now?

>>13223427
sleep was never an option then

>>13223432
That's retarded. At least a wealth tax can be based on something like taxation value that can be off by a few dozen percent and not matter too much in the end. Taxing appreciation is impossible to implement in a way that's remotely practical.

Aapl smacking the resistance

>>13223596
You'd be inverting Cramer, so probably not.

(Cramer changed to positive right before the deliveries report, and went back to bearish this morning)

I JUST SPENT 1,700 on MICROSOFT CALLS YESTERDAY FUCKING KIKES DUMPING AGAIN

>>13223647

So did that deal with REFR fall through or something? It's been on a steady down slope for awhile

>>13223647

I love how they’re dumping everything to shake the little guy, fags. No reason for amazon to be down

>>13223596
Yes

>>13223673
They need to dump more so I can close in profits.

>>13223673
yeah thats why 10 billion am dumped daily
for scare little guys
kek

>>13223673
EVERYTHING IS DOWN EVEN UVXY!!!!

fuck my shit up.

>>13223705
I take that back, UVXY is actually going up up up! All the way back to $120 per share.

Tits on a bull pattern formed on the SPY, it's a useless pattern and can be fully disregarded.

This is almost as crazy as the Thursday following the fed decision

>>13223736
that isn't the bull tits pattern. those are the buttcheeks of a bear. you can tell because there is lots of fur and no nipple

can't tell if it is a north American bear or something exotic like a Panda...

>TSLA
T-thanks for the cheapies!

ERJ my friends, it's about to moon.

Platinum is breaking out hard. Silver made new lows for the year and is bouncing off the 14.90 level it broke out from last year.

>>13218282
Geez called both they even had a lowkey vidya game crash reported today which I didn't expect damn.

>>13223813
Also gold is roughly flat for the year around the $1290 level.

>>13223822
JFC I had my money tied up and couldn't take advantage of that 9 dollar comeback on Tesla, shit is going to 280 today what the fuck im mad.

Who is the idiot that keeps buying and preventing us from acquiring cheapies?

I hope you bought some AMRS shares under $2 like I told you?
You're not retarded on purpose, are you?

Gold being flat is pure magic for me. Everything is going against it, liquidity dropping tightening still on interest rate was not lowered , gold should be falling to 1200. But it isn't, why?

Is TSLA going to recover from the plunge today?

Goddamn. Looks like mining anon was onto something with his uranium picks and gold pick.

Meanwhile, in my portfolio: RED!

>>13224003
it's gold, why would it be going to 1200
.the liquidity interest rate mumbo jumbo you're talking about is all dollar stuff

>>13224019
eventually maybe who knows
I think they'll always have problems making money.
all they have to do is sell investors on the dream that some all all the semi trucks in the country will be self-driving, electric, and made by Tesla. They'll be able to keep losing other people's money and eating up government subsidies for the next decade

>>13224019
TSLA is that one ticker that defies all logic and conventional wisdom.

>>13224038
Because gold is directly related to world of fiat and would not be above 1000 if not for monetary base multiplying CBs did after GFC

>>13223991

I didn’t buy enough

oh shit here comes the dump.

>>13224071
you are on the 1 min chart faggot. the bulls are in control on the other time frames.

>>13224081
Not bulls, someone else

>>13223986

Me. My bad.

I'm trying to get your mom's $20 I owe her.

>>13224071

>>13224081
They really aren’t.

>>13224081
Don't be so sure, we still haven't seen a green candle on the 4 hour since that guy wouldn't apologize for saying those things about my mom.

>>13223991
>>13224061
I sold pre-market on the 29th when it was 2.61
oh well

>>13224057
gold is breaking free
all assets are breaking free
bitcoin is the reason
the electrical digital world will save the metallic (rock) from the paper (fiat). it was all foretold...

PIZZA MAN FED APPOINTEE!
Get ready for rate drops of 5-5-5!

Oh Mighty Jews!

Us lowly goyim pray for you to smile upon our goyish ways, and bless us with a small smattering of shekels so that we may live to serve you tomorrow.

>>13224172
too little too late my fren, we're going to need your first born son.

Someone in the sub laughed at me when I said I left my job where I got an offer for 13.9 witn my college degree .

This summer Target is rising their minium wage to 13 and will be 15 next year. My states also going up to minium wage at 11 next year.

Fuck these people offering shit salaries. I can get a job at target that pays me more than this fucking wage job I was offered especially since the target is 4 minutes from my house and the 13.9 offer was 50 miles to and from. Both no benefits retirement or guarentee to move up after a year

>>13224204

Take him! Take his whole penis too! Whatever you need! Just stop the de-shekeling!!!

Previous spx levels posted Sunday night.

Chancellor Trump talking about the drug flow from Mexico when China is in town. Does he not know where the fentanyl comes from?

>>13224213
Target was my retailshit job. Not as terrible as you'd think. 5% 401K match.

I told you mother fuckers BMMJ, but nooo 68 cents is "too much" This shits going to 3$
2$ at least.

>>13224104

>market is up
>i'm down
not based to be desu ...

>>13224234
Updated analysis. A couple of weak target levels above. Uptrend is still intact. Light stops below 2858. Below 2848 the uptrend starts to get neutral. Below 2820 may bring in bigger sellers.

>>13224299
>>market is up

check again

Sorry Spyders, Foodchads run the market today

>>13224322
chad dow jones vs virgin s&p 500

>>13224213
What is 13.9? $13.90/hr?

Is China really going to sign a deal allowing them to steal our tech another 5 years in exchange for more cheap toys and 16000 Gucci bags? What the fuck?

>>13224112
>decentralized wallet

>>13224466

I fucking hate Asian people to no end. They're all insects.

Will TTWO recover? All in on TTWO calls?

>>13224516

No. No one plays video games except for fucking nerds.

Oh great the retards are back from lunch and decided to keep raising the ask.

>>13224393
Yeah

>>13224478
Woah there, my jingoist friend! There are so very specific reasons the Chinese are culturally distinct from other nearby asians. The 20th century history of China combined with their culture of familial kickbacks and lack of altruism has resulted in an environment where no one gives a fuck about anyone who isn't on their team. In Chinese culture, taking someone's idea isn't stealing intellectual property because if you're able to market and undercut them it's their fucking fault for not blocking you out of their lane. Intellectual property as a concept does not exist.

>>13224478
>>13224172
>>13224101
>>13223462
>>13224526
>Pol posting, race baiting, yourmomma jokes
Based aryan, powerful posts
lets see that green portfolio!

>>13224597
The word you're looking for is xenophobic. In addition, you only give further evidence that Chinese culture is incompatible with Western values.

>>13224597
Put it this way: Chinese people will cut in front of you in line at a tourist attraction not to be a dick to you personally, but to use the space in front of you that you have neglected to take up. If your dick isn't up the ass of the person in front of you in line, they'll cut in front of you. This is how each and every Chinese business is run - looking out for their own interests with absolutely zero fucks given about any other actors whatsoever.

Koreans, Japanese and ASEANS do not share in this culture.

>>13224213
what's your ability to increase income at the job you were offered less money compared to target?

you get stock options from target?

>>13224597
The whole point of intellectual property is to allow inventors to monopolize their ideas to make a profit. If anybody is able to just copy ideas, which is much cheaper than actually paying for research, there is zero incentive in your market for anyone to make any kind of meaningful progress. This means that China's market is inherently self destructive and dependent on other markets to generate ideas, basically guaranteeing a degree of cataclysmic stagnation.

Which makes sense, given that almost every chink company shilled on this site is just "X American company but with access to China"

>>13224661
this

this is what ancaps seem to not understand. there will be no incentive to innovate if someone else can just use you're idea immediately without paying you.

>>13224608

Behold zie superior gainz!

>>13224608
>being so sheltered that the level of banter on /smg/ triggers you.
Welcome to the internet, sweetheart. Also, post feet.

Based and regular-deposit pilled
Liked!

>>13224706

</smiles in proper white gentleman>

>>13224722
>moustache wax
Unfortunately this has been relaimed by basedboy numales

>>13224703
death to footfags
>>>/mlp/

SHIT SHIT SHIT
I should've bought more Disney and Apple and less Altria... shiiiiiit!

You faggots realize the market goes down every time you press SELL.

>>13224677
>using Fidelity instead of based Vanguard

i recognize that graph, cringe

reminder, bobo is driving us, and we're heading strait for the cliff's edge.

>>13224775
is that so?

>>13224802

I'm never gonna get your mom that $20 at this rate...

>>13224802
NO

>>13224809
$20 for what?

What something fun to hold 1000 bucks worth of for the next 20 years?

>>13224786
Hey, diddle, diddle,
The cow jumped over the moon;
And the dish ran away with the spoon.

Bullish Bias

>>13224777

Thanks, Casino Anon! In the end (((they))) win, so what does it even matter?

>>13224827

For last Friday.

>>13224830
unironically bitcoin

>>13224830
Dividenders with growth potential, like these 3:
>>13224768

>>13224847
Well if I guess in your own words, smelly fat women are your thing, what ever. Hope you've hedged appropriately.

>>13224741
>death to footfags
I'm not sure they actually exist, desu. I suspect it's just an ironic meme or whatever.

>>13224849
I already have some buttkerns, need something for my roth

You should all buy Penske automotive

>>13224861
I don't have any appl, maybe I'll start adding some each year

>>13224864

Fat, stinky pussy is like buttery satin.

>>13224872
KHC is like a steal right now.

>>13224907
Yeah but will they ever recover?

Can I ROTH IRA into bonds?

Does anyone have the number to the New York Stock Exchange? I need to speak with the manager.

>>13223340
Sold half at 1.62 and the other half at 1.70

>>13223813
Fucking Trump, man. He's single-handedly holding the market up and keeping me from making money off my physical precious metals.

>>13224993
yes, you can buy whatever you want in your IRA

>>13225048
Thanks.

Can I sell those bonds before they mature, and then buy stocks?

>>13225062
yes, you can also sell whatever you want at any time
that's why iras are so comfy

>>13225062
yes

>>13225071
damn that IS comfy, thanks fren

new thread

>>13225103
>>13225103
>>13225103
>>13225103

>>13224830
>>13224861
SDYL