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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION
*ting* *ting* *ting*
We are all gathered here on this beautiful because we are likeminded spirits
However I have made and outstanding discovery the other day and i wanted to share with you what's been on my mind.
But please before we start grab a glass of champagne and some appetizers

>> No.13223375

>>13223371
fuck niggers

>> No.13223379

fuck kikes

>> No.13223402

>>13223371
I think he is about to say it

>> No.13223421

>>13223371
*Munch* mm, anon these tendies are really good did you make them?

>> No.13223426
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>>13223402
>>13223371
Based

>> No.13223431

>>13223402
Fuck off samefag!!!

>> No.13223434

>>13223426
>>13223402
stop samefagging

>> No.13223459
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>>13223371
Mmm looks like you’re all of potstickers, do you have anymore? I’m still hungry...

>> No.13223470

>>13223402
OH NONONONONO

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>>13223375
>>13223379

>> No.13223504

Cmon dont say it man, theres no reason for it. Were all human

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>>13223426
Thank you good sir
>>13223421
Yes i made them myself this morning.
I would'nt want to serve you some melanin enriched tendies from KFC.


Thank you for your waiting i want to start my speech with a few jokes.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black?
>Niggers

*audible chuckle in the audience*

How much jews can you fit in a Smart?
Simple 3, 2 in the seats, 1 in the ashtray

*audience starts going crazy and can't control laughter anymore*

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>>13223371
>HUFF HUFF
DID... DID I MISS IT?
>WHEEZE
I GOT HERE... AS.... AS FAST AS I COULD
>GASP
AH FUCK...
>WHEEZE
LISTEN.... 13 PERCENT OF THE POPULATION...

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>>13223371
Am I a cuck for having a sympathetic pregnancy?

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>>13223371

Waiting to hear it fren

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These threads won't solve my depression

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>>13223548
They do a little good for mine.

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Well to continue with the tought that went through my mind the other.
Here i'll talk about: niggers, jews, goys, and jannies.
Contrary to many of you i dont think niggers are much of a threats to the us. You see, they are kinda like us but in nigger.
As for the jews, they got btfo'd by centuries of history, you think having a bit of shiny rocks make them rule the world?
You think a small and arid plot of land taken from the arabs makes them the chosen?

*at this point the crowd becomes mad, we are an inch away from a full blown riot*

No the problem here is the JANNIES and the GOYS. The jannies are just neets that cant even into functionning rationally and to them jannieing is a "job". These guys will never reproduce or even come close to. The problem with white people is that they blame niggers and jews for their problems while they are the cause of their problems.

*at this point what was a small riot starts going out of control*

FUCK WHITES AND JANNIES FUCK WHITES AND JANNIES FUCK WHITES AND JANNIES FUCK WHITES AND JANNIES FUCK WHITES AND JANNIES FUCK WHITES AND JANNIES FUCK WHITES AND JANNIES FUCK WHITES AND JANNIES

*the building catches on fire*

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>>13223602
good plot twist, based

>> No.13223689

>>13223371
>>13223402
>>13223516
>>13223602
>>13223640
That's some advanced shitposting technique right here

>> No.13223725

amazing thread

>> No.13223825

>>13223725
thx bud, i'm trying to keep it up so that the jannies have to clean it

>> No.13223844
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samefag

>> No.13224448

>>13223602
Yikes

Oof

Cringe

And.... Bluepilled

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>>13223371
These appetizers taste like peasant food.

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>>13223516
>What would you call the Flintstones if they were black?
>Niggers

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>>13223371
>HUFF HUFF
*slams open door*
>YIDDLE ME THIS GOYMAN: WHAT ADVOCATES FOR NO BARRIERS YET HAS MANY WALLS?

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>>13223371
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1xPFx7B9clF