/biz/ - Business & Finance

that pizza looks so fake...

NEON

NTGN

>>13210644

Your mom's pizza is fake.

l-long oil

>>13210663
I will crash this fucking market right now.

>>13210648
How? I've read a little into the OP links, I can't understand what the fuck I am reading and retain nothing from it.

>>13210684

You ain't jewish enough.

Ok I give up, I guess this is a golden bullrun. I'm long now.

>>13210709
that's it, this market is kill

>>13210774

My body is ready.

>>13210805
Take a real good look at that fucking green candle because it's the last one you're going to see for a long long time.

>>13210830
the real golden Bull hasnt even started yet

>>13210830
>>13210850

Yeah! You tell 'em, OP!

Anyone else buying this SQQQ dip?

*tink tink*

*Ahem*

Thank you OP, I just watched the wolf of wall street and i'm goNNA TEAR SOME SHIT UP FUCK YEA

Convince me to invest in AOBC

FEAR NOT, YE FAITHFUL!!! FOR THY LORD IS WITH US!!! HOLD THE LINE AGAINST THE HEATHEN JEWS WHO DESIGN AGAINST OUR SHEKELS!!!

>he fell for the bear crash trade war impeachment meme

found a 50 bolivian centavos coin on the ground today

>>13210928

Congrats on your $2!!!!

>>13211190
Jokes on you, I made 10 dollars! Up 25 from a month ago :)

I believe I can fly...
I believe I can FUD my Buys...
I think about it every pip in play...
I spread my cheeks for the Jews to pound away...
I believe I can sell...
Click the button once it's stopped in hell...
Only lost out on (-5%)...
Reversal, rallies; could've had three times my rent...
I believe I can cry...
Playing Jew Games as a goyim guy...
I just needed an extra five...
Now the Jews ate my account alive...
I believe I can die...

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVDIENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>>13211226
based and pedopilled

You know the feeling you get when your watching a chart moon?

How do I feel this feeling from other things? Asking for a friend.

>>13211264
unironically cocaine

>>13211264
>>13211285
I miss that feeling and watching the candlestick fights don't even give it to me anymore. Now only cocaine and orgasms can bring me back to what it used to be like.

>forgot to trim at the high
...
GreenDot!
Is this a bullish chart? Looks... noisy to me

>>13211226
>ctrl + f
>blasting teens with piss
>0 results

How do I short the BMV

>>13210868
Are you going to apologize to my mom so I can call off the Bogs? This isn't a fucking game there's Boomer retirement funds at risk.

>>13211543

The market is going down now because your mom finished lunch so they had to ramp down the food industry to get back to regular demand.

I don't think I realized that buying half of CRON meant that now altria is a boom bust weed stock. Crazy ride every fucking week

>>13211641

Quick /smg/! I need the insider fill. Tell me what calls/puts will make me rich tomorrow.

>>13211694
MO

>>13211694
TeslaQ is right

>>13211694
uhh, i dunno those UVXY calls that were OTM are not ITM, sitting comfy as fuck with that 50% gain.

>>13211707
Will it dump or moon?

>>13211694
put 3 yang in the $45 UVXY calls that expire friday and next week you'll be a millionaire.

>>13211742
Moon, it's dumping today while it's directors just bought more

>>13211641
top jej

FSSN

>>13211735
U tink dis a joke?!??

uhhh guys?

Which one of you did it?

>below 287

>>13211652
buying those dips?

I thought it had more to do with:
1. reports of tobacco use decline b/c increasing vaping
2. FDA head seems to really want to make some big moves before leaving, HATES vaping (& just spoke somewhat negatively against Walgreens and CVS stocking CBD beauty products.)

>>13211769
>directors just bought more
proof?

>>13211960
https://www.gurufocus.com/news/841928/directors-of-these-3-tobacco-giants-acquire-shares

MO has dipped like this a lot recently, but it's still a strong underlying company. It's the tobacco group that is most heavily pushing into vaping and weed right now, and the only way to publicly invest in Juul

>>13211960
Also Gottlieb is leaving soon, and the next FDA head seems to care mostly about cancer prevention which both weed and vaping score well in

man the bogs are really fucking with me today

STOP SELLING

>>13211226
Why aren't we crashing yet?

>>13212090
Same. Just gotta ride it I guess and wait for the good times

You can all thank that asshole who wouldn't apologize for making fun of my mom.

HERE WE GO

>crypto mooning while stocks are mooning
If what I think is about to happen is about to happen, on top of the shitshow going on at the Fed, we are in for a wild ride this fall.

>>13212191

STAHP!!! SHE'S BOOTIFUL!!!

>Was up $11 yesterday
>Down $40 today
Should I pull out of everything I am in full panic mode I only have $800 invested and have been at this for a week

>>13212171
that's the plan. still green, just less green - fresh stops in place. been watching my buttcorn grow all day instead

>>13212267

>for a week

Hahaha! Do you even trade, bro?

This flight is always too short...

>>13212141

For the Lord loves us, His Faithful, that we may emerge victorious against the armies of Judaica.

can someone unlucky please buy WMT shares

>>13212285
teach me your ways

>>13212319

Patience, grasshopper... Slow and steady wins the race. 1-year is short term when it comes to the stock market.

>>13212314
CAN SOMEONE LUCKY PLS BUY FDP

some mountaineers climb their way to the summit, despite knowing they will run out oxygen and not not make it back alive :)

>>13212355

>>13212386

>>13212355
tfw no rkgf

>>13212350
Would you recommend sticking with it then? I've only put money behind NEON, PLUG, and NTGN. I know one single shit day shouldn't be enough to make me pull out, but its very tempting.

Can CNAT just declare bankruptcy?

>>13212355
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wF3kcQlOvQ4

IF MO HITS $54.50 I'M BUYING 5 (FIVE) MORE SHARES

desu I'm not sure if I should be buying divvy stocks right now given the mood of deep goncern in the market. I don't have a dudeweed play though...

>>13212497
Damn. Was not expecting that.
Also, Raphtalia best girl (not many options though)

>>13212497
How far down should I wait to buy in on GALT

>>13212535
Well there you go

>>13212600
GALT has mostly just been trading sideways waiting for significant news, the real movement will come whenever news does
RSI is almost oversold on GALT, a bit lower (maybe 4.6) should be a good time to buy in according to my novice TA skills

>>13212535
>>13212670

IT HABBBENNEEDDDD!!!
And it already looked like I overpaid AGAIN while DCAing down.

I really hope this is the reason:
>Tobacco stocks dipped Wednesday after the Food and Drug Administration said it was investigating nearly three dozen cases of people who had seizures after vaping.

>The FDA said that between 2010 and 2019 it received 35 reports of people, especially teens and young adults, experiencing seizures after using e-cigarettes

35 people over a decade doesn't seem like a something to worry about.

>i bought the top
>again
>again

>>13212747
every day is a new top

>>13212747
did you forget to reply to me, the poster you're quoting?

>>13212711
I hadn't seen that. Yeah that sounds like a temporary problem. Does it say if they were using the pens or more serious rigs?

>tfw reddit has more money than us

Bullish!

>>13212798
Unknown, I haven't looked into it.

>>13212816
>reddit has more money
>crypto zoomers have more money
I keep forgetting to FOMO into the crypto top!

>>13212830
Yeah unknown it looks like, but that sounds bullish to be since gottlieb would be painting Juul black if he could

>Many of the reports announced Wednesdaydon't have enough information for FDA to narrow down whether there are problems with particular brands or ways of using the devices,according to a statement by Gottlieb and Principal Deputy Commissioner Amy Abernethy.

>>13212853
here's an article with an interview clip with Gottlieb after he announced he was stepping down:

https://www.cnbc.com/2019/04/03/fda-investigating-nearly-three-dozen-reports-of-seizures-after-vaping.html

>>13212830
you've still got time, tops going to be 400k this time

PH time. PAMP EET.

>>13212987
More like DUMP EET

>MO down to 54.12
fuuuuuuggggg I want MORE
but I'm sick of losing moneys

Will Elon be TSLA CEO at this time tomorrow?

Is it better to go for SPY calls or QQQ calls?

>>13213034
Yes, of course I will, what kind of a silly question is that?

>>13213041
would glaze like a doughnut

Domp eet

>>13213087
Answer my question and I will reward you with more pale women

>>13213012
Honestly I don't even know when it's going to stop falling at this point

Drop za sell wall

>>13212830
Based for MO shareholders

NO TENGO DINERO

NO NO NO NO

I need an answer FAST.
Can I completely get rid of a worthless option on robinhood?
I cant hold securities to work at this place so I sold everything, but I have this one useless option that I can’t get rid of. How do I get rid of it? I need a fast answer.

>>13213123
good thing I got in at a much lower price.

what a fantastic company that is able to squeeze better profits off of declining revenue and it set it self up for the future in vaping and marijuana

>>13213159
iron condor is the only way

g-g-g-pro.... how could you leave orbit w/o me :(

>>13213102
correct answer is neither. what we are currently entering will forever be known as "The Big One" our grandchildren will be taught about it in school, and they'll pay for their lunch in satoshi.

LPTX is dragging me into the toilet today

>>13213137
>>13213103
>>13213177
>down 5% in one session
WOW this is not based, unironically
I just bought in yesterday, luckily I didn't go deep
Unluckily I bought more today and failed to catch the falling knife

>>13213189
oof.

>>13213102
God damn I love pale women. Where do I move for qts like these?

Brb, switching to T

garnish hiz wagez

>>13213225
MO will be fine. Its a buy and hold stock because its got such a based and growing divvy

QUICK I NEED AN ANSWER AND I NEED IT FAST! IS THIS REALLY THE START TO "THE BIG ONE"? HOLD 'EM OR FOLD 'EM

>>13213226
Really alluring me with how low it's going. Not sure if I wanna ass it to my M1 portfolio or just buy some shares directly through. Hmn

OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEE

>>13213297
Fold

>>13213306
t-time for recovery?

>>13213306
people are "selling the news" on a proposed link between seizures and vaping.

>>13213315
But that'll cost me 1 day trade.... I already spent 1 on USO, What will I do for the rest of the week?

bagholderextreme I need you to buy the Wal mart stock.

LCI is never going to moon is it?

>>13213335
>35 cases
>Over a decade
>most likely caused by drinking the liquid
I look forward to the FDA dragging this out for months to depress MO's value

>>13213371
why are people so retarded? eating tide pods and drinking vap liquid?

I did some stupid shit as a kid but nothing that stupid, and I took nitrous hits from Glade cans

>>13213371
Will it dump to 53.50 before closing?

Damn you sandal paki's and poo pajeetes. We needed you two to throw shit at one another. LMT down $6.29/share.

>>13213408
No, I think the algos may have stepped in after the huge dump

>>13213402
>nitrous hits from Glade cans
that must have made your breath extra fresh.

>>13213368
no, no it will not. its going to zero

neat, LCIguy is banned

>>13213438
fucking shit, wrong image

>>13213041
porque no los dos ?

>>13213225
Hospice isn't about death, it's about being in a relationship with a BPD girl

>>13213485
BPD girl

Bed
Pan
Dike

girl

>>13213371
>depress it's value straight into the recession
that could pay off...

>most likely caused by drinking the liquid
Why you think this? Maybe using WAY too heavily some of those vapemods that /g/ loves to make dudeclouds with.

Even if true, would FDA reach that conclusion? Or just use seizures as another club to bludgeon juul with, more pretext to crackdown on industry.

>>13213485
Bipolar Depression or Borderline Personality?
Either way, I should give that album a listen.

>>13213428
Fucking algos, I wanted down ~8%. That's generally my semi-cheapies target.

What do you guys think of RTN? Is it a buy or will it keep dumping?

>>13213455
¡A toda madre, o un desmadre!

Need to make 40% in a month /biz/, what do I buy?

>>13213519
From the article on the reports
>Seizures or convulsions are known to be possible side effects of nicotine poisoning. They have reportedly occurredafter users swallow vaping liquid containing nicotine.

>>13213189
RKG PLZ ANSWER
Are SPY calls or QQQ calls better?

Where is that mother fucker that told me to buy into NEON

>>13213550
hmmm. thanks.
Fucking zoomers I swaer to gowd.

>>13213562
Try a ouija board fren

VTSAX

MAX
YOUR
IRA

>>13213519
BPD is borderline

>>13213648
Yeah but it is often misused

I just got more OTM UVXY calls with the profits from my OTM UVXY calls. I can't wait until everybody but me is broke.

>>13213608
AAAAAAAAAAAA
I may be over thinking it. QQQ certainly moves higher but I don't know if SPY will actually deliver better gains because of share price and the Greeks

Investments just crossed $380K. Look forward to 400K this year unless recession hits, then I'll just get all the cheapies on my way back up with even higher divvy rates

>>13213536
>Need to make 40% in a month /biz/, what do I buy?
Digibyte

Damn I really wanted to buy the dip but I just realized I still have an ass load of credit debit I gotta pay off.

Maybe next month.

>>13213446
Why? Now I have to take over the lci shilling?

Cuz I might.

>>13213709
Beware of jews bearing gifts

>>13213446
BASED

>>13213765
Off topic posting when he was talking about how he used to be a drug dealer last weekend, he should be back in the next day or two

>>13213765
LCIguy is dead
Long live LCIguy!

>>13213803
You're LCIguy, he's LCIguy, I'M LCIguy. Are there any other LCIguys I should know about?

Buy LCI before they ring the bell.

wrong trip

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up .36%, exhausting day. I'm gonna take a snug nap while listening to scary stories on my phone

when will the fucking market stop going up every day so I can buy something for once.

>>13213862
Up 0.28% ($70). Time to buy some more tendies.

>>13213862
red day muh food got rekt

>>13213862
Altria betrayed me

>>13213873
its ganna go up for a year straight since the yield inversion, then it will slowly fall for a year straight

>>13213764
Paying off all your credit card debt is probably a good idea before investing, because the interest rate on those things are so high!

>>13213894
WHAT THE FUCK I BOUGHT AT $57 AND THIS HAPPENS YOU TOLD ME MO IS THE BEST YOU TOLD ME ZOOMERS LOVE WEED AND JUUL!!!!!

>>13213862
>>13213883
Up 70$ too. We can habs tendies party

>>13213862
Sold everything to cover tuition and pay off most of my debt so I'll be starting all over again.
Sounds bad, but it was actually really good I had that three grand saved up or I'd be screwed.
Back to robinhood instead of TDA too

>>13213873
RAD puts thank me later

AAPL calls and MSFT calls making me bank.

LPTX gonna moon to 3-4 leading up to their presentation on the 10. Already set standing limits sells so I can catch the pump if it happens PM.

You guys catch the lil pamp PHIO did? I was all ready to sell today but the price action has me interested now.

Did the selling stop??? I bought a ton of OTM UVXY calls... The way I see it is they'll either be worth way more than I paid for them or they'll go to 0, it's a 50-50 chance to turn 200 into 20 yang.

Can anybody explain what giant grey volume eod means? I see it a lot.

>>13213911
say "NO!" to lifestyle creep

>>13214022
>Be me
>Set OTM call buy orders for 1/2 the ask at open
>Forget about them
>PH
>People selling like mad
>All my bids get pinged
>immediately profitable

It didn't even take long enough for them to appear in my portfolio as red before I'd made 30% gains.

>>13214039
High volume, no price change

>>13214022
sorry bro they turned on the spybot

>>13214069
Well obviously, it just seems really weird for such a thing to occur so regularly. You’d think there’d be SOME pull in either direction.

Also what the fuck happened to Microsoft at close?

>>13214108
Nah I've been browsing the other threads and people are selling off their equities for safer investments like BTC.

What happened to REPH ah?

>>13214129
>safer investments like BTC
BTC is going back to 4000-4500. There's been a decrease in altcoin volume and P&Ds, where do people think its all going?

>>13214197
Oh fuck my face I sold my shares today.
But fuck yes my 7.5 calls are worth a lot now.

Hoping long DKS puts me in the black
I am a girl btw

>>13214129
ok maybe, I overheard morgan saying something about a Digibyte

>>13214219
Any clue why that happened? Should I sell now at +17%?

>>13213893
food am the worse sector every created

>>13214277
Buying KHC was a mistake.

>>13214248
>>13214248
https://www.globenewswire.com/news-release/2019/04/03/1796671/0/en/Recro-Pharma-Restructures-Acute-Care-Segment-While-Continuing-To-Execute-on-Strong-CDMO-Segment-Performance.html


Sup to you. They're cutting staff, but it seems like the long term is positive. They're requesting a meeting with the FDA to discuss the CRL
Bagholders will probably sell tomorrow morning at open

crazy times are back at least for now at /biz/ lots of crypto shitcoin shilling going on and all kinds of worst human beings crawling from their holes back to the crazy market :)) all it took was 30% pump :)

>>13214277
yeah well youll learn to like it

>selling my REPH options at open
>not sure whether to break even or be a greedy pig
My options could be worth a lot if the right bots try to buy them.

Not convinced by that close. I put some in the vix right before just to hedge.

wtf is going on to UVXY ah, it's fucking giving back all the ground it made up today?:

>>13214456
I told you. Play on volatility is always losing play

What do I buy for easy shortterm Profit?

>>13214889
It'll be ok, we're not done selling.

>>13214456

Your mom gives back ground.

>>13214966
100 Apple contracts when it hits hits 195.5 at 10am, sell middle of the day when it hits 197

>tfw you never will have reached your career at the bottom of the market and been in a position to invest during the greatest bull run ever
>instead wasting years of investing on the top only to have it lost

>>13214982
We certainly are. Hit the resistance with only moderate selloffs. Stocks had strong finishes indicating we've realized we can climb over the wall.

>>13215013
I would've invested in Netflix and Amazon in 2009 if I weren't a poor teenager. That's when I mined all my bitcoin too.

>>13215042
D: but that guy just made fun of my mother again... clearly the only reason the PPT stepped in at the EOD was to keep the normies from seeing a red day on wall street on the evening news.

Post kino midcap dividend growth stocks
COLM
WEN
DKN

>LARPers pretend to be rich off trading
>a real return of 10% per year would be an excellent performance
>realistically you can expect to double your money in 15-30 years while reinvesting 100% of profits and never spending a penny
I just want money for free, boys

>>13215042

We'll see how futures look. Moar snibs coming. Time is about right for a downward snib.

I will consider myself bad cryptotrader if BTC goes to 6500 before visiting 4500 or lower. Alts are my savior.
>>13214982
I hope so or my wti short is cucked
But I still stand by beliefs volatility will net less gains than short position or put for same distance.

>>13215099

Downward Dubs confirmed! Need some lower entry...

brokers for Canadians?

>>13215074
It didn't feel that way to me this time. We started way too hot so some pullback was granted.
News and sentiment has been good lately, we're getting pumped.
Its all set up so that we reach 300 as soon as BTC crashes to 2000 so that boomers can point and laugh

>>13215146
>Alts are my savior.
I put all my coin into BTT for some reason last week. Fucking sucking ass.

>>13215098
>I just want money for free, boys
Find flat combo of div aristocrats and flat dividend payers >6-8%, preferably monthly dividends
Go grab a small loan in bank, calculate aristocrats to flat earners ratio so dividends net you 3 loan payments per quarter + coffee mug in profits. Payoff loan with dividend gain by doing nothing and increasing your worth every month for free. That's literally most important thing about low rates. Bunch of money, you win you take profits on cheap bucks that weren't yours , you lose well it wasnt yours anyways so who cares.

>>13215099

>>13215174

They're all expensive. Besides that I have no preference. Questrade maybe?

>>13215098
>>a real return of 10% per year would be an excellent performance
Boomers sold a real good lie to compensate for their shit money sense.

>>13215223

hi

>>13215246

I just took a look at Questrade's introductory rate. They do a 1 cent per share setup (min 4.95 max 9.95). That's okay if you only trade large caps and ETFs. If you want to trade a lot of small cap dude weed shit stocks, it's expensive.

Boeing can be used as a benchmark for a death to dip ratio. So let's say pharma causes 2000 deaths from new sort of cancer we can approximate our dip in company using Boeing benchmark
>>13215206
You're doing alts ... Weird , I guess.

>>13215042
>>13214982
Which is it? Do I DCA on MO now, or wait to see if it robs from me some more?
>No one is taking my 53.50 AH order

>>13215428
Only if those deaths are in third world shit holes

Also said new cancer would need to be caused by unskilled doctors using the drugs/machinery wrong.

Imagine if BA crashed twice in the US. Stock would be 30 right now.

Boring, shit week in the market.

>>13215098
My dividend payers are QYLD, it's a nasdaq covered call fund that pays monthly try to pick up at least one of those, and I got a bunch of MLPA which is a master limited partnership ETF with a fat dividend.

>>13215606
I am doin great with AAPL options

>>13215606
I found great plays. I'm down 3% on them but those are reeeeeeal tasty long term plays. Companies are almost in Monopoly over market , stable dividend increase since 1994 , almost at 52w low and just few dollars away from December lows. Mmmmmmmm so tasty
Also Lyft puts are nice and one of my oil shorts got liquidated (yikes )

>>13215098
getting $20+K in passive income right now but my investments are at $380K. its a slow and steady type thing. Been investing for years and its starting to pay off BIGLY. my dividends are starting to generate their own dividends.

>>13215606
This week has been fun for me so far. I would like the whale guarding the 2.80 ask on Bombardier to move up a little though. His wall probably prevented a technical break out today.

>>13215779
5%~ yield

what have you been buying to get that return

whats the term called for after you DCA into boomer divvy givers, divvy per yield or some shit

To be clear I'm 5% down on long term stock hold, 30% up on Lyft puts and oil short was insignificant so it gives overall -3 as of now.
>>13215779
How many quarters it took you to get your initial or regular deposit back in Q dividends?

Just tuned into the hourly NPR update, they're playing the "FDA investigating connection between vaping and seizures" story.

Any time news like this is reported, people hear it as investigating = DEFINITELY!

We're going LOWER. Not sure why I bought the stock, of course the news would spread. Should've bought puts.

I need help. I make around 170k a year. The only retirement account I have is an IRA which I max out. I have the ability to open a 401k but I'd have to join a union and pay about 2k a year in dues. There is no employer match on this 401k. Is it still worth it just to gain access to another tax shelter account?

>>13215863
Cancelled my afterhours limit buy.

Considering selling to minimize downside, buying back in lower.

How do the smoking industry still get swatted for targeting kids yet the junk food industry doesn't?

>>13215694
QYLD is bretty based

IIPR calls are still rediculously overpriced
>.93 for April 18th expiry at 9 dollars over the strike

lmao

>>13215810
>>13215098
>>13215694
>>13215779
Just buy SDYL

>>13215824
not sure I've actually reached that point yet since I continually add more income. I'm also retarded at math so i don't think i know how to calculate that. I'll try based on my current position:

At my current income and without any increase in dividends (which most if not all increase annually) and capital gains (which increase due to the increased number of shares purchased with reinvested cap gains) I'll receive my current total of 380K in 19 years in passive income alone. Thats not including price appreciation.

>>13216094
>Etracks

>>13216108
what is wrong with them?

>>13216155
i checked their divvy on Nasdaq and it could be a typo but it appears it wasn't paid for most months in 2018 and none in 2019.

Well I've gone and done it; gonna have 100 shares of T by before the Ex date. Was gonna wait a bit but I said fuck it I want that Fat Div. I got 18 of Him right now so all I need is 82 more. The only bummer with my plan is that my funds won't be there till the 8th man. But that's right in the nick of time cause the ex date ain't till the 9th.

100 T shares all Dripping during the year why that's 4.5x more free whole T's right there. Then I can just kick back and let him work for 12 years or more. Before the year is over with I'll have replaced all those funds and then some so it'll be like it never happened at all my good man.

>>13216261
>Was gonna wait a bit but I said fuck it I want that Fat Div.
you realize the stock price decrements by the amount of the dividend automatically, right? buying right before the ex date provides you no value, but does force a tax event.

>>13216261
Hahahahhahahahhaa
I laugh at you but I might jump on T train after ex div

>>13216282
I ain't to worried about taxes. I gotta make a shit pot more to even get bumped into the next bracket. Sad but true.

>>13216232
>divvy
you mean DVYL because it is paying

https://etracs.ubs.com/product/detail/index/ussymbol/DVYL

>>13216261
you'll get 1.6 shares each quarter and 6.4 additional shares each year. which will provide you with even more divies and accumulate more shares and so on and so forth. based and divvypilled

Is your body ready, anon?

>>13216345
there are more reasons to not do pre divvy plays unless you're autismo 900 and buy 3-4 shares of stock pre div bcs youre too lazy to follow past dividend dip so you buy insignificant amount pre exDiv to have reference point ( I do that)

>>13216394
Whatever the market does, I lose money. So give me that golden cross bull run, I'll somehow lose.

>>13215261
Now try doing that consistently for 20 years

>>13216418
I may wait. I'll still get paid for those 18 I got now anyway. Hell if by waiting a day or two will save me over $1 and change which will end up saving me a lot cause you know 82 shares in one go ain't cheap lol. 31.8 now. So if it dips down to an even 30 that'll save me almost 100

>>13216557
I think I'd have all the money on the planet if that happened. 175% compounded quarterly for 20 years on my principal would give me $35,736,411,561,562,676

>>13216394

I have tomorrow set up so I will probably break even regardless of the broader market direction. A big move up or down should result in gains. Flat all day is the only thing that will make me lose some.

>>13216641
Definitely seems doable.

>>13216673
Tomorrow will be flat.
Market gotta fuck over optioneers trading on key resistances.

>>13216710

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Did Jim "I don't recommend tobacco stocks on my show" Cramer just recommend Altria?

Wtf? I literally have no idea what to do with this stock anymore. I both resent myself for DCAing once, and for not DCAing a second time.

>>13216703
Its that last quarter that gonna be killer
>buys $1.2995059e+16 worth of SPY options

>>13216592
alright heres a Torah scroll for you :
after exDiv your stock will be cucked by dividend amount right? Right
so lets take unidentified REIT paying 16% div a year. on quarter exDiv stock falls 4% , you ll receive 4% of stock value in divvies. Thats fun and all but I have only seen one stock so far recovering from dividend gap immediately bcs unidentified REIT felll by 10% compared to price day before exDiv. This is where I bought my holding of unidentified REIT bcs now its not 16% yield but almost 18% yield stock. Stock recovered to about 3% discount compared to pre exDiv price and I am up on it already on top of better yield deal. So play exDiv smart, use it as discount not as payout

>Altria may get fucked by the FDA
>People are concerned that disney may cut it's number when it reports
>I didn't buy Tim

Frens, I'm starting to get real goncerned. Maybe I ought to just STACK IT UP for another year, then get the hell out of the market.

Fuck. Mueller News. This is probably bad.
https://www.nytimes.com/2019/04/03/us/politics/mueller-findings-barr.html

>>13217043
Trump and the markets aren't as symbiotic as they'd been. He started all this trade war garbage.

Btw want a hot tip? CVGW. If Trump shuts the border down avocados will fall into short supply, leaving Calavo Growers to corner the market since they operate domestically.

>>13217043
The left is doing anything they can to save face after going full conspiracy mode. If Barr were being dishonest, Mueller could have checked him at any time. They've already started to pretend Mueller is a nonentity after declaring him a God during the investigation.

Are JPM and blackrock the only banks that matter?

>>13217043

Ass mad roastie mother sends letter to university saying female students should wear leggings.

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/04/01/fashion/leggings-notre-dame-controversy.html

Long lulu.

>>13217167
>female students should wear leggings.

Pardon. Freudian slip. *Shouldn't.

>>13217201
It'll only breed more incels mad at the chad that gets to hit that

>>13217251

Girls will find ways to sex it up no matter what. It makes no difference. If super prudish fashion rules come about, guys start getting turned on by ankles and collar bones.

>>13217167

Good, I shouldn't have to see buttholes when I'm out eating lunch

>>13217289

I want to see butt holes when I'm out at lunch,.

>>13217150
Barr is practically best friends with Mueller, the only conspiracy thats even possible is "its da joos" level of delusion.

>>13217329
Women should have to be nude in school
For the greater good

>>13217273
Collar bones turn me right the fuck on m8

>>13217390
>women nude at school
>ensuring all straight men fail classes (save geniuses and monks)
>gays and women get all the degrees
>get all the high-paying jobs
>get all the high-ranking positions

Toxic masculinity is the solution to the patriarchy, it's been staring us in the face this entire time.
I'm very good at persuasive argument, I'm like 90% sure I could get at least one starry-eyed 18yr old instagrammer at my college to get naked for me with this. Thanks for the idea anon.

>>13217493
So based, very based anon.
Only through nude, pale, beautiful bodies can break that class ceiling
Fat women don't need to though

>>13210879
no bulls have full control of every time frame.

>>13217329

time and place..time and place, lunch isn't it

How do I invest in Bitcoin or some other shitcoin for long-term gains that I can let grow while I wageslave and fantasize about burning down the whole facility.

>>13217745
Build a time machine to 2007

>>13217777
Crypto is pretty low right now and until the Civil War finally kicks off people are never going to learn their lesson and continue P&Ding it.

>>13217777
Wasted quads nigger

What's the point of buying an ETF that's been negative since it's inception? To make money on the swings?

What has my favorite Canadian WEED company been up to?

Anyone know why they recovered again, stop watching them when I sold?

Up 8% in 2019 and it's only April, how can you nerds even compete

>>13217793
>Crypto is pretty low right now
It's really not. Even if BTC hits 400%and goes to the ATH I can make that in a single day with a good biotechy or options trade.
Its not the kind of thing that you can just sit on and retire with in 10 years anymore.

>>13217390
men should be forced for wear crotchless pants and drugged with Viagra whenever in public so to see their erect penis size

they also have shave

>>13217916
Guess I'll just shoot myself then because I've spent 3 weeks at this fucking Walgreens call center and I'm already suicidal ideating thinking that I'm gonna have to wake up at 7 on the dot every day and deal with this shit for the rest of my life.

>>13217897
Scratch that im up 12% damn it feels good to be a gangster

>>13217897
>Up 8% in 2019 and it's only April, how can you nerds even compete
>>13215261

>>13217925
>men should be forced for wear crotchless pants and drugged with Viagra whenever in public so to see their erect penis size
Ok.

>>13217947
That's just 1 trade tho, i'm up $80k in 2 days in crypto if u wanna play that game nigga

>>13217928
Wageslaving sucks unless you're a chad and get to party drug up and fuck afterwards
>>13217925
y?

>>13217981
That's graph represents like 5-20 major trades my man. I make about 5 buys/sells a day and I usually don't sell for less than a $200 profit.

But anyways, your rate of return YTD is only 0.29% above SPY's. That's the definition of average returns.

>>13217999
You don't have to tell me twice, but I'm increasingly not seeing an escape hatch except suicide.
I wish I didn't go to college and get this worthless informatics degree.

>>13217925
Wont need Viagra if the naked women are doing their part.

>>13218078
>not seeing an escape hatch except suicide
When I'm commuting on the interstate wanting to die I end up fantasizing about buying a plane to East Asia and just disappearing. Those barely populated badlands out in East Siberia/North China seem interesting. Russia is looking for people to settle that area so they accept illegal migration from China in the millions. There's a ferry in Vladivostok that goes to Japan and South Korean. Also Vladivostok is the endpoint of the trans-Siberian railroad, so the European mainland is just one bribed official away.
I mean if you're going to kill yourself anyways, getting your skull smashed in by Chino-Ruso fishmongers would be a lot cooler way to go.

NEON, PLUG, NTGN

How long should I hold on to this shit? It put me $22 down today which I guess isn't bad if you're not a poorfag. But I am a poorfag.

>>13218085
>still being able to get erect passively
Youth!

>>13218078
>informatics
what? what country are you from?
degree is a degree, keep applying to better jobs until you get one, and/or start applying yourself in other areas of your life (work, gym, etc.)

I wish I didn't drop out of uni, and finished the worthless degree I was chasing. Would've opened the door to an office job, or at least given me a leg up on the competition in the trade program I'm trying to get into.

I'm going to shit in many areas. I can't afford to be tracking the market every day while fucking LOSING money...

>>13218177
Put your money in LPTX or something and set a limit sell for 3.6

Come back in 3-6 months, see your money doubled.

>>13218177
Gym doesn't help you get a job unless you're a natural chad and frankly I've run out of dopamine. My supply is low. We're out of fuel, captain. I can barely motivate myself to do my fucking laundry.
Degrees don't do shit for you unless you're a 200 IQ autiste programmer with 3 internships and VERY vocal about how much you love shitskins and trannies. I'm stuck at this call-center making SHIT money and I just want out.

Avinger down to .93. What’d I tell you guys? Buy in low 90s high 80s, by eow sell in the 1. Swinging hard while the FDA news is still in the wind.

>>13218167
When I was 25 I was on a drug for anxiety. Made me almost entirely unable to blow my load. But if I did it was a nirvana experience.

I kinda miss that. Can't remember the drug name. Some ssri.

NEW!!!

>>13218227
>>13218227
>>13218227
>>13218227

>Inovio Closes Enrollment in Brain Cancer Study Before Time

>April 2, 2019, 10:51 AM EDT
Inovio Pharmaceuticals, Inc. INO announced that it has completed enrolling patients in the phase I/II study on its immuno-oncology combo of INO-5401 plus INO-9012 in combination with Regeneron REGN/Sanofi’s SNY PD-1 inhibitor, Libtayo (cemiplimab), for treating the newly-diagnosed patients with glioblastoma (GBM). The company closed the patient enrollment three months ahead of the scheduled time.

Combined with the fact that Institutions have been dumping shares, this could be a sign of weak science. I wonder if my cheapo puts will get pinged tomorrow

>>13218221
Yeah. I was a retailkek until recently. I get it.

gym helps me feel better about myself. Give me good feelings in my body and helps me sleep easier I think.
motivation and dopamine aren't necessarily interlinked that way
and yeah, I never finish my laundry, its become a real problem.

Tomorrow I wake up, brush and floss, and go run some errands. I need to WAKE UP.

>>13217925
This thread should run the federal government desu
>>13217928
I've worked call centers and they fucking suck dude, I'm sorry. I rage quit in the middle of my shift and threw my headset at the manager
Good times

>>13214277
restaurant stocks > food stocks