/biz/ - Business & Finance

Be stocks for the coming recession?

GPRO_

VTSAX

STACK IT UP

>>13187642
Recession is cancelled

>>13187642
sorry recession canceled call back in 10 years

I feel like I'm really riding the edge with these $58 MO calls that expire this Friday. Exciting

Fuck this stupid fucking game god damn it. I just want to win one day.

>>13187659
>>13187660
MY BONDS ARE CRYING

>>13187660
>>13187659

This is why you are poor. Too short sighted.

Tired of getting jerked around by Tim Apple. Buying options during PH is so fucking retarded I don't know why i do it.

I wish I had bought SNPS options last week when I started watching it.
I need to stop options trading though. Im only doing it because I'm desperate to keep chasing the feel of making 20k in 3 days.

>recession cancelled

Yield curve uninverted?
Rallying without any news on a trade deal?

This really is golden bull time, isn’t it?

Am I fucking up?

ESPR bouncing between 40.3 and 39.~ for the past 3 days. Sold all my ESPR calls at close to stave off theta decay, I'll pick them up again at open.

>>13187696
nig what the fuck are you doing holding cash in robinhood
if you're not buying, pull it out. don't give them interest

>>13187696
>ying without any news

China's economy is magically better now. Factory numbers

>>13187705
Pulling your money out at close and rebuying on the PH dip is a good strategy.

all in tesla and AMD<div class="like-perk-cnt"><img alt="" src="//s.4cdn.org/image/skeletons/15.gif"></div>

SWPPX - An S&P 500 option on the cheap. Seems to do quite well to if Morning Star is to be believed. The range seems to swing between $40 and $44 per. His rate of return ain't bad either. Tracks the same stocks as the others with none of the high entry costs and has low expense rate.

I let go of all my Avinger for 400 dollars less Friday than I could've today<div class="like-perk-cnt">&#x1F641;</div>

>>13187705
So I should give schwab my interest? Or Wells? I’m not using it but it’s not enough to open a HYSA. I think. I don’t know.

I admit it, I thought Galt would continue to ascend today.

It's still gonna moon on some random Tuesday.

what if today's gains were just an elaborate april fool's joke by the invisible hands of the market

>>13187669

you'll get 'em one day tbhfam

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1k8craCGpgs

>>13187676
keep shorting the bottom idiot. We have another easy 10 year bull run

check me folio

>>13187663
Same here, glad to know I'm not the only dumbass.

>>13187696
>Yield curve uninverted?

it is marked driven, typical volatility was driving yield down now it could raise above 3 even in 2019

>>13187817

>>13187820
I've got a buddy who's riding 58.5 which just seems insane to me. Hope he wins though, that'd be amazing

Bought 2 AAPL 195 at open today like a retard. Selling my 190 and 195 at open tomorrow and picking up 5 190 at 10-11am

PHIO had some good movement right 20 minutes after their poster session began today at the AACR. Good sign.

>>13187699
REEEEEEEE ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING

>>13187824
You what?

Craig Wright is Satoshi Nakamoto.

No fool's joke.

>>13188011
wrong thread m8

>>13188047
Today is an exception for it is the fool's day.

GALT's Series B preferred shares conversion (all shares converted to common, none sold, so not dilution)
Has officially gone through

https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1133416/000149315219004630/xslF345X03/ownership.xml

>invest in an anon's recommended stock
>plummets and lose $1000
>"april fools!!!"
4/1 is always the worst day at /smg/

lyft fell 12%, below the ipo price. makes me glad I didn't jump onboard. the only fools who'll make it on the lyft ride is those who sold during the high. company is burning cash like mad. you'll have to wait 7 years before they'll even break even. so the moral of the story is; stick with proven stocks and shit. Uber is coming soon, the ride will be the same as lyft; high open. followed by the big drop.

>>13188145
>you'll have to wait 7 years before they'll even break even

not buying amazon at 30

Should I get Robinhood gold and use the proceeds on leveraged bullish ETFs?

iron condor for SPY?

Red futures. Time to retest December lows. You honestly thought this was a new paradigm? You Bulls are delusional.

>>13188240
we got a few hours to turn it around

>>13187634
onions sauce is high in sodium. be careful with that<div class="like-perk-cnt">&#x1F3F3;&#xFE0F;</div>

I'll hoard my cash and wait. For the next mega dip to take place. In the meantime I'll build up my savings some more and enjoy the gains and divvys of my current positions. Cause why buy on the high when I can wait and buy more shares with the same cash during the crash. Screw the brokerage outta some Commission fees while I'm at it cause when I buy I'll buy the lot all at once.

>>13187872
ngmi if youre this shortsighted

>>13188356
>tf2<div class="like-perk-cnt">&#x1F641;</div>

>>13188361
overwatch kids don't know what they have missed

>>13188356
>shortsighted
I'm options trading with 4/5 calls. I have to be shortsighted dumbass.

>>13188425
In 2007 I was rank number 3 in the world on the Ps3 leaderboards for awhile. I once kept an entire red 8 man team pinned down in their spawn by myself playing the spy. Got like 48 kills in one life. I was fuckin savant at mimicking friendly movements as a spy.

>>13188425
i have 500 hours in tf2, it fucking runs like garbage now and the community is full of degenerates. i can't even scam kids for hats anymore because of escrow. fuck tf2

>>13188458
Only 500 hours anon? Try harder

>>13188491
post your steam profile nigga, all my time is active, no idling for hat drops

>>13188517
Got me curious about my own hours, haven't logged onto steam in years
I probably have at least the same on PS3. Man puberty was fucking depressing.

>>13188614
but how many hats you got? i have 400 dollars of hats from jewish business practices

only brainlets are buying calls and shorting the vix as of today

>>13188240
Technicals are way too bullish. Were hitting 3k

>>13188639
Not many. I think I'd stopped playing actively before hats became a big thing.

>>13188436
Oh my bad, i forgot about autism for a second

How do I go about suing LYFT for false advertising and market manipulation? I lost over 10k on them so far will I get it back if I sued?

>>13188780
you don't

>>13187642
DG

>>13187634

>>13188800
checked

Just worked my first job ever as a wage slave. I honestly don’t know If I’m going to return tomorrow. Its just not what I want to do and I was being paid 13 an hour.

I feel like such a fucking failure.

>>13188780
Just hold 3 months indiot

>>13188458
>>13188491
>>13188614
This is now a tf2 thread. I have 4577 hrs on steam from like 2009-2016 (time played on classes add up to 2615). Just checked my backpack and it's worth $236 now apparently. They must've re-released rare stranges since my bp was at least $400

>>13188807
>First job
>$13/1hr<div class="like-perk-cnt">&#x1F641;</div>

Wagecucking in food service makes you want to become the next hitler though for real.
Every time I serve some fat fucking pig a pile of trash I just wish there was some kind of mass human extinction just a little more.

>>13188811
>>13188780
>hold 3 months
Lol no that shit is going down do yourself a favor and sell puts you’ll be able to make back some if not more cause this shit is going the route of snap and when options open Thursday every trader worth their salt is gonna open put positions to make big bucks
Don’t pay for greens lambo

>>13188807
I get what you mean. I landed this job once and quit the very next day. Felt great, like a weight was lifted, or I was just released from prison. I showed up the next day, talked to the manager and said this isn't for me.

You can try and stick it out for a couple weeks and see what happens. It's only 2 weeks, right? If you don't want to keep going, then quit and find something you might want to do.

>>13187778
Heads and tomorrow is that random Tuesday.<div class="like-perk-cnt"><b style="font-size: 14px">Coin Flip: Heads</b></div>

>>13188865
>snap and lyft comparable
Lyft isn't useless memestock. That'd be like comparing GPRO and Paypal.
It's gonna bounce until Uber gets an ipo.

>>13188821
College degree and amazon pays people 15 an hour here minimum

>>13188874
Do you show up and quit or can you just never return and drop off?

>>13188807
Currently made it to the last round of interviews for this job that's over 50 hours a week and pays a lot less than most others I've been applying for. I feel like I'm gonna regret it but running out of options lately and it'll probably be a month before all my number one choices get back to me.

From Friday's picks
Wins
EYEG - 12%
TYME - 7-15%
TENX - 1.5%
MBRX - 19%
JAGX - 10%

Losses
NEOS -1.92%

>>13188887
They might as well be, right now snap, Lyft, Airbnb, all these app IPO’s aren’t worth the price ((they)) are opening them at if Lyft really wanted to make money they would’ve priced soft at 35-40 and seen awesome growth that holds as it is right now yes SNAP and LYFT and even FB on IPO are all just worthless. Profit is down the road but LONG down the road and it’s only going lower everyone know it. UBER won’t price high, at most 60 a share and people will buy it for the name and cap size but other than that speculative. LYFT has nothing to offer the public and literally fucked over a lot of investors so they aren’t popping to 72 again this week, next week, or even next month and you can screencap this.
Technicals are bad. Profit is BAD. Short term is AWFUL. Buy puts and make some real money then buy in when 35-45 comes up and hodl.
You’re delusional if you think LYFT is worth their current value just fucking retarded

>>13188974
>You’re delusional if you think LYFT is worth their current value just fucking retarded

The speculative market potential is baked in and you can't change that by just whining about it.
Dude weed market cap is 100x its revenue, that's just how its gonna trade. TSLA was/is the same way. Speculative potential of burgeoning industries are part of the price

Mr.Investor says
>woweee I wanna invest in this ride shary thingy

and throws money at lyft because they're the only recognizable outlet for that sort of thing.

15 an hour dollars is just 30,000k a year

Where do ((they)) get off on pushing 15 as a lot of money and how have they suceeded in doing this?

>>13187696
>go to create a robin hood account last week
>enter email and it seems I already had an account
>reset password
>balance is $10,000
>mfw I remember creating an account last year and putting in $10k
>its just been sitting there for a year with no interest

Facemelter tommrow

>>13189023
The alternative is homelessness and starving

>>13188974
It’s based on market cap you fucking retard. It has nothing to do with price.

Bombardier. Tomorrow. Good feel. Stratosphere.

>>13189161
Canada is collapsing

>>13189148
Its really easy to score free food sneaking into events and shit if you're not mentally ill.

CERU my nigga

>>13189076
>humblebragging about losing track of 10k

cool bro very impressive

If tails I go all in on LCI<div class="like-perk-cnt"><b style="font-size: 14px">Coin Flip: Tails</b></div>

>>13189194
that kid literally threw away thousands in appreciation and hes trying to mock us, lmao

i feel pity for such stupidity

>>13189023
>i expect a lot of money from doing the literal minimum level of labor

k y s

>>13189200
double digits RIP

>>13189187
there's a lecture hall at the university I live near that has a food table for the people attending at least 3 or 4 times a week. I go and get some sometimes by just blending in, nobody is going to stop you doing stuff like that

Made some money today boys!

>>13187634
SNAP to $20 by end of third quarter

>>13189201
>puts 10,000k in MGNA

>>13189244
in terms of relative performance you did better than me, congrats

>>13189255
>guy shits on lyft states snap to 20

>>13188974
>all these IPO’s pumpkin money into Silicon Valley, boosting California’s economy

>>13189244
Good job Matthew

>>13188974
my lyft puts agree with your statement

>>13187652
STACK
IT
UP

>>13189201
yeah i pity his thousands too haha

>>13189076

LIES

I had like $13 in my account and now I'm back to zero

LIAR

LIIIIAAARRRR

THIS GUY IS A PHONY

A GREAT BIG PHONY

LOOK AT THE PHONY EVERYONE

how the fuck do I do any of this
I'm trying to get into it, but it's like trying to read heirogplyphics.
I hate to ask to be spoonfed, but just can anyone give me even a basic pointer on where the hell to start?

>>13189448

Learn algebra ,stats, and calc

>>13189171
>Canada is collapsing

If it is, can you tell the TSX to stop going up? Thanks.

Did anybody here have holdings in RWLK with the reverse split?

BA and CVS were good 1st quarter purchases for me. Still waiting on ALK, but only down about 1% on 2k

>>13189430
I just calculated these cheap options I’m picking up at open and referenced it against the stock’s rate of growth on average
>my 500 dollars will net me a 4000%-7000% return by next week if average holds

I think I beat the market. All it has to do is stay in line with the S&P. I’m getting way too confident but if I don’t do this there’s a 100% chance when I check in with the stock next week it’ll be at a point where my options would’ve been worth 10000%.

>>13189553
Dunno why I replied to that post, disregard that

>>13189171
Fuck.

Bros, do I order a Canadian pale qtgf or a Venezuelan sticc with a booty gf?

>>13188874
God I love my sipps

>>13187872
Ugh this was me with Disney cant believe I bought AND SOLD at 110. I really wish I weren’t so liquid right now.

>>13188879

I have 50k in cash and don't know what to do with it. I feel like a recession is coming though.

>>13189582
T

Couple dude weed IPOs to keep an eye on for 2019:

Harborside (FLRish). California dude weed. They will list on the CSE as per usual for american state legal weed companies. This one should be soonish. Within a couple months probably.

Pax Labs. Weed focused vaporizer company. They only sell hardware. No actual weed. That's important as the legal situation is easier if they only sell accessories rather than the still federally illegal flower. Listing on the Nasdaq or NYSE is possible*.

Weed companies operating in the US cannot list on major US exchanges due to legality. Canadian companies, like Canopy/ACB/Cron/Tilray can as they only operate sell cannabis in Canada (and soon federally legal hemp derived products in the states). This is why so many of the state legal weed companies are listed on the CSE.

>>13188988
Dude weed is completely speculative but also delegated by the fed in that everyone is waiting for legalization. The more legalization it gets, the more money it gets hence why everyone says don't listen to the news about weed because everyone in it is staying just fucking look at CRON man their earning SUCKED any other stock and it would be an INSTANT knife fall but don't expect the same for LYFT or UBER cause there is nothing that helps their case other than profit.
>>13189155
It doesn't matter about market cap, fucking tons of big cap stocks are in the shitter cause of poor earnings, poor technical and poor business. LYFT falls in this category, they can be worth 120 bln but investors are going to short it to 40 anyways and you KNOW I'm right.
Just don't FOMO into these app IPO's right now but puts on LYFT for sure like every other savvy trader is doing and make money then jump in when it looks good the only decent IPO to release has been LEVI regardless of what anyone says.

>>13189570
Dude it took my Disney 114 Avengers calls that I bought at 108 forever to break even. I sold immediately because I was so tired of theta decay

Sold at .64 and they’re at 1.7 now

>>13189582
Govt bonds would be a step up from cash. Look at agency debt if you want to buy the real thing or govt bond etfs/mutual funds

>>13189598
Avengers calls?

>>13189597

Watch what happens to the US operators when federal election cycle heats up. Bunch of democrats and probably some republicans are going to be talking a lot about whether to legalize federally. Some dems in the primaries will probably have it on their platform.

>>13189597
LEVI is a baste American brand. I'll buy it after the crash :^)

>>13186799
WTF
am pop team epic reading smg?
ME am famously !!

>>13189627
You’ve won me over, RKG posters

I will no longer ask for meds and a time stamp. Just give me more meme TA’s.

Should I bother with pop team? Seems like super milk chan, like I won’t like it because I don’t get high.

>>13189585
T?

>>13189615
I'm with Vanguard currently. Do you know any of theirs which would be decent?

>>13189652
Good free cash flow and it is near it's book value.

>>13188901
I just showed up to quit. I didn't want to, but I made myself confront a socially difficult situation to experience it and gain confidence.

looking at short options for a recession I came across this etf which inversely tracks high yield bonds. What do you guys think?
https://www.etf.com/SJB

>>13189620
Calls anticipating the pump when the new capeshit they made comes out

>>13189665
Yeah someone asked the same question today actually, VGLT and VGIT were the two that popped out.

>>13189636
me will give you chart thats 70% cash money you can trade off tomorrow then O_O

am Pop Team Epic am like Hilbert's post thesis, you cannot have for grasp its majesty unless you well versed in Paul Bernays, Wilhelm Ackermann, John von Neumann, and Jacques Herbrand

>>13189083
this am next logical step in apotheosis of median
Pop Team Epic Meets NYN

Poppipi does not have eggs.
Poppipi does not have flour.
Why does she still work?

>>13189714
Sweet thanks my dude

Gettin bullish bout LPTX again for some reason. Volume is nonexistent. Short percentage still high.
Should be bearish but idk man. I’m feelin something

last week was bumpy but tim apple has my respect again

>>13188780
>I lost over 10k on them so far
You already dumped that much fucking cash at them right at fucking open?
You're either retarded or trolling

>>13188908
>and it'll probably be a month before all my number one choices get back to me.
Either see if you can extend the offer deadline for the sucky job -- if you have a job right now, then the ball's in your court.
If the sucky job won't extend the offer deadline, then tell your preferred choices about the deadline -- "If you can't make up your mind by a day prior, then I'll have to take it as a no."
Many companies that I've talked to or interviewed with would give me the results within a week of the final round of interviews.

>>13188974
>UBER won’t price high, at most 60 a share
Are you just meme-ing and pretending your way through this thread?
I'm sure there's numbers out there for Uber's market cap, but not much about the number of shares outstanding that they'll have.
It sounds like you spitballed that number out relative to the Lyft stock price
>how do I into finance?

>>13189448
There's some links in the OP.
I recommend investopedia, and the shit in thepatternsite.com on fundamental analysis.

>>13189820
Look scoops I don’t like tripfags so shut the fuck up.
I will say that based on LYFT-and this is just obvious reasons that make humans go round in the world- it would be stupid for UBER to price higher or the same and I’m sure the CEO’s are thinking the same thing. Market cap, capitulation go ahead and spout w/e you want but LOGICALLY speaking Uber is better off going low after this especially if Lyft hits 50 then we’ll see but you can argue with me if you want just take off the trip faggot.

>>13189871
>Look scoops I don’t like tripfags so shut the fuck up.

>>13189448
Lose your money and then find out why.

Learning the market’s lexicon is probably worth thousands as a life skill. Everyone thinks I’m a fucking genius when I talk out my ass about theta and market cap. I’ve had relatives try and throw their savings at me after 5 minutes of shooting the shit about being a trader.

>>13189448
investopedia.com

find a niche you like and learn it, don't put too much money on the line anyways
you can only learn through failure/experience, but you'll figure it out

is QE infinity?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRc9BNJmXwk

OUT BEHIND THE SAFEWAY

>>13189711
Oh. Well yeah, it’s gonna pump hard. What made you doubt it?

>>13189742
Holy heckies that’s a lot of gibberish! I think I liked the RKG I scared off a little more, they at least made sense just had poor grammar. I’ve watched a lot of anime, does that prepare me?

>>13189903
>learning the market’s lexicon is a valuable skill
>it helps me impress people who don’t know what I’m talking about
That “advantage” seems useless once you’re talking to someone who actually knows more than you and can sniff out your bullshit. But it is nice to be able to understand current events in economics.

>>13189762
Oh, it's like I understand everything Nyow

>>13189448
I'm pretty new to this too, it seems like it's all about pattern recognition and research. I just did my first trade and I'm up 1%.

>>13187729
Buy high, get high gains friendo!

>>13189820
> then tell your preferred choices about the deadline
Unfortunately my number one jobs are public sector so that isn't an option. But of course, I don't know how long they would give before I start anyway so this is just hypothetical. I feel like I got a really good shot with my top two though, since I got a really good letter of recommendation for one and the other is at my old work where my supervisor really liked me.

>>13189448

The stock market is a place where one can buy the rights to receive a portion of a profit that a company generates. In return, the company uses that money to expand their business endeavors. Invstors typically purchase and hold a security for a time period to where it will appreciate in value so they can sell it for a profit. While the investor is holding this stock, they receive payments called dividends which are the profits of the company being held. Indexes like the Dow-Jones Industrial Average and the S&P 500 are an attempt to come up with different ways to “average” exactly how much money is in all of the stock market at any one given time.

>>13189929
>I’ve watched a lot of anime, does that prepare me
are you familiar with the term Advanced Comedy

>>13189871
LISTEN HEER, FGT. YOU CANNOT POSSIBLY EVR ENJOY THE TASTE OF COCKS AS MUCH AS I DO.

MARK MY WORDS.

LIFT IS GOING TO IPO WITH A GODDAM STOCK PRICE OF 96.38 FUCKING GREENBACKS.
THAT IS THE EXACT NUMBR THT GOT SPAT OUT BY MUH MAGIC IS SOFFISTICATED MACHINE LERNIN ALGO-RHYTHM.

FUCKING RIGHT THT NUMBR DOWN CUZ IF IT DONT HIT THT NUMBR ON TH FUKKEN DOT, ILL EAT MY OWN FUKKEN DIK, YOU STUPID PLEB//!!1

>>13189448
all the replies to you so far are nerd shit except for >>13189903

numbers aren't important
what is important is the feeling of defeating your foes on the grandest scale of battle ever constructed by man
you have to know what it feels like to defeat yourself
you have to learn, adapt, and change who you are
or you can take the nerd route and learn a bunch of math and chart bullshit and still lose money

now listen to me. If you wan to make money off nerdy number stuff just get an engineer job where you can make that money off of the nerdy engineer stuff. guaranteed, reliable, good jobs.
but if you wanna make big money in the big game, you have to go beyond the numbers


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRTqDG9Mo18

>>13190026
I am not. Is that some Sam Hyde shit?

>>13190036
that's how it's fukken dun, kiddos. No thanks are necessary.

>>13190059
it's more like Norm Macdonald shit

Buy AMN it bottomed out at $45 last week

>>13190058
>>numbers aren't important
>what is important is the feeling of defeating your foes on the grandest scale of battle ever constructed by man

TRUTH

>>13189929
>That “advantage” seems useless once you’re talking to someone who actually knows more than you and can sniff out your bullshit

Nobody knows anything about the market. Some people are just better than others at feeding their particular brand of bullshit. That was the first thing I noticed after becoming familiar with all the termionology. Talking heads - economists, analysts, hedgies, VCs, they're all full of shit and trying to pump their interests.

That's why us young folk make such great traders. Our market sense is intuited, it has to be since we don't have 30 years of studying markets behind us to ruin and bias our actions.

>>13190118
>That's why us young folk make such great traders

share repurchases and dilutions
name a more iconic duo meant to fuck over the public

>>13190131
There's barely any traders over 35. Wall Street's been that way since the 80s. Read an article or two

>>13189984
>Unfortunately my number one jobs are public sector so that isn't an option.
I don't understand why it would be different for public sector. Is there just a greater supply of labor that eliminates the ability to negotiate completely?

>since I got a really good letter of recommendation for one
People in FAANG don't do rec letters, and I don't think this is something that returns if you climb the ladder a whole bunch -- you just get "references" for referrals, and it devolves into the whole "old boys club" thing

>and the other is at my old work where my supervisor really liked me.
I'm really iffy about ever returning to a previous workplace. If you left on really good terms, you could pull it off, but even then, idk. Most people just don't do it. Boomerang-ing is weird.

>>13190150
Reverse split and trading halt on bad news

>>13189244
>Rock on Matthew Night, Anonymous 4chan poster

>>13190165
How can both share repurchases AND share sales be bad?

>>13190150
>share repurchases and dilutions
You mean reverse splits and dilutions, right?
Fuck yeah, I remember that shit.

How about the "exploding accounts receivable", and "the ____ of china"?
>IQ
>HUYA
>Any tencent spin-offs

If this coin lands on its side, Trump successfully negotiates the trade deal.

>CHINESE ECONOMY REALLY STRONG!!!
>US position in trade negotiations is suddenly weaker
>market rallies on the news
What the fuck did the market mean by this?

>>13190089
She actually looks cute here. I never really got the obsession with Riley. She's just thin and dirty, didn't have an ass like Sasha or a face like Stoya, kind of just whatever.

>>13190087
I fucking love Norm.
Here's a terrible interview that isn't even with Norm, that he rescues.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqhrPa_7LVA

>>13190131
S-sakisan, please.<div class="like-perk-cnt"><b style="font-size: 14px">Coin Flip: Heads</b></div>

>>13190236
>CHINESE ECONOMY REALLY STRONG!!!
it's all a house of cards.
AAPL missed their earnings recently over the winter and said that it was a result of a chinese economy that was significantly weaker than expected

>>13190236
yeah Norm is the greatest comedian of all time.
If you liked his PODCAST show which is the funniest show ever made, you might like pop team ebic since its similar Advanced Comedy.
its best not to even explain it lol, its like reference humor with a twist

company worth $1,000,000 with 100 issued shares
buys back $100,000 of stock (10 shares)
this stock evaporates since it has no ownership
company now worth $900,000
90 issued shares outstanding

remaining shareholders own 11% more of the company by no action of their own

share price increases as ratios improve (EPS, ROE assumed)

company depletes cash to bailout shareholders rather than put that money into operational use (capital investment, r&d, hiring)

SOYB hit 900 after hours
Baaased

>>13190367
Exactly, this is why companies with huge buybacks do so terribly. Look at Apple, they could be turning a profit if they didn't waste so much capital on buybacks. They also waste a lot of cash by just holding on to it for opportunistic buybacks.

>>13190178
>Is there just a greater supply of labor that eliminates the ability to negotiate completely?
Nah it's just that there's a set way of doing things, and the hiring process takes longer anyway.

>People in FAANG don't do rec letters, and I don't think this is something that returns if you climb the ladder a whole bunch
This is for a research position, most places I've applied haven't required it. Fortunately, I previously worked as a research assistant abroad for a bit and the Professor was really impressed. The unfortunate bit is that it was research in a pretty different field which is a shame since he's got some insane connections.

As for going back, I would have staid if my appointment wasn't temporary or if there had been a position open then. This is another temporary appointment but a bit longer, about three years. This time I'm hoping I'll be able to save up enough for grad school or eventually move to a permanent position.

>>13190394
>sex partners under 18 don’t count toward virginity
Huh

>>13189686
Looks less brutal than SQQQ

>Futures red

If we crab again I'm killing someone. I should've just bought some iron condors

>>13190414
This is why I said no desu

>>13190414
Pretty sure it means they didn't ask people under 18...

but you already knew that, didn't you?

>>13190507
The survey is cumulative of all males that have had zero sex since 18 years old. There is no "age" class.

>>13190521
oh wait right, yeah if you had sex before you turned 18 but not since, then you would say no.

interesting.

>>13189334
>California's economy

>>13190847
It’s pretty powerful. You’re right to shield yourself.

...where should I move that has lots of pretty ladies but isn’t crazy expensive? Or filled with Floridian retards?

>>13190886
by pretty do you mean white or are is ass of any color still as sweet?

>Tomorrow

>>13190913
fuck it if you want white women move to south dakota
supery comfy low taxes and fast interweebs too
if you want am ethnic then texas but the supr prickly high property taxes 2

STOCKTARDS BTFO
CRYPTO SPRING IS HERE

>>13190913
most white girls are pretty boring

>>13190913
I mean pretty. Takes care of themselves. Isn't a obese.

Usually white, but there are some hotties in the asian and latina pool.

Some of the best are difficult to classify, like this Kazakh beauty.

>>13190927
Elephant pattern confirmed?

>>13190990
Most girls are...
Most people are pretty boring

>>13187634
BASED SMG UNIRONICALLY CALLS THE TOP AGAIN AHAHAHAHAHA

>>13190978
>south dakota whites
I'll catch a venereal disease

>>13190984
Crypto has literally NEVER been crushed in value due to a global economic recession, unlike virtually every other asset class.

Yeah bro I'm going full blockchain.

>>13190978
I'm less concerned with her race and more with if she goes to the gym, doesn't eat garbage, and doesn't thot around.

However, THIS is a pretty good sign.<div class="like-perk-cnt"><div style="text-align:right"><img alt="" width="32" height="32" src="//s.4cdn.org/image/temp/verified.png"></div></div>

>>13190984
>>13191233

the final crypto crash is coming

>>13191247
what's happening here? is btc mooning?

>>13191292
it's pumping massively for no reason
calling bullshit on this, it's very obvious manipulation
the final crash is coming, imo

How do buyouts work when someone holds 51% of the shares? Does that entity get to set the price per share for the acquisition and all the other shareholders have to go along? With biotech in particular would it be expected for the buyout price to be less than the 1 year price target if all of their projects are still in the pipeline? Would it be a question of how much confidence the 51% holder has in their science?

>>13191350
>How do buyouts work when someone holds 51% of the shares?

the buying company buys all the shares either way
the price per share is something that both the major shareholders of the company/insiders and the acquiring company agree to

UMC
BEDU

>$5k
HOW CAN STOCKKEKS EVEN COMPETE???

>>13191568
Hope you're prepared for the crash that'll come after this pump is over

Who else remembers?

>>13191660
I was home all day, trading, and watching vixcentral. I was also chain smoking and heavily short from the day before. I almost jumped balls deep into XIV at EOD. I couldn't believe it had actually happened. Xiv, the "sure thing" investment vehicle closed for good. There's a Reddit thread with a guy who lost a few mm that day.

>>13191660

Yep. That was fun.

Never used options before. Lyft puts for my first try?


Does anyone have a dino yet?<div class="like-perk-cnt">&#x1F494;</div>

>>13192136
no dino just this fun ball<div class="like-perk-cnt"><marquee direction="left" width="250" height="50" behavior="alternate"><marquee direction="down" height="50" behavior="alternate">&#x26BD;</marquee></marquee></div>

>>13192174
That is a fun ball<div class="like-perk-cnt">&#x2668;&#xFE0F;</div>

VTGN

>>13191247
>dat RSI tho

>>13192204
the food one is even more fun desu, you never know what it'll be<div class="like-perk-cnt">&#x1F350;</div>

>>13192174
nice ball<div class="like-perk-cnt"><marquee direction="left" width="250" height="50" behavior="alternate"><marquee direction="down" height="50" behavior="alternate">&#x1F3C0;</marquee></marquee></div>

Now do I roll fruit :(
On mobile

>>13192225
omg the price went up 20% in half an hour and the RSI went to overbought!! so unusual!!

HEY GOMMIE

>The model has you sell the bonds for face value after 3 years from the initial inversion, presumably the gains would be much higher than my model suggests because usually bond prices soar in a recession.

Does this count as an inversion, now that its reverted?

How the fuck do three year bonds increase your returns that much? Are you putting them back into the S&P or using them to buy more bonds?

I still don't get it. sad.<div class="like-perk-cnt">&#x2668;&#xFE0F;</div>

VTSAX


max your IRAs or get left behind

>>13192270
Did I say it was unusual, you smartass?

pls like and subscribe

>>13192276
Also, Election play ideas:
Guns for the right, Dudeweed for the left, twitter for the politician-generated traffic.

will the market be good tomorrow<span class="fortune" style="color:#2a56fb">

Your fortune: Better not tell you now[/spoiler]

>>13192557<div class="like-perk-cnt"><div style="text-align:right"><img alt="" width="32" height="32" src="//s.4cdn.org/image/temp/verified.png"></div></div>

How can you believe in Tesla?

Electic cars suck, just thinking alone about the charge up time. I don't have a fucking 1hour+ to charge up my car at the very limited spots I can even do that a few times a week, thats ridiculous.
These cars take away your freedom of movement and are stupidly expensive.

I don't understand the mindset of ever wanting to own one unless you drive really rarely and never even leave your city.

>>13192572
it's a secret!<span class="fortune" style="color:#0893e1">

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger[/spoiler]

>>13192630
can't you quick charge in like 15 min

>>13192673
No of course not.
It takes about 1hr~ even their advertised "super charger" that says it should take about 30min is exaggerated.
Also if more cars than 1 start charging at the same time obviously it would take even longer.

If you wish to charge your car at your regular outlet then have fun with your 5-10hr charge up time.

>>13192557
>he can’t into USD/JP

Holy shit Theresa May, you’re doing it. You’re JUSTing all of Great Britain.

Gestapo HQ in my town is now used as Customs HQ, really makes me think
>>13193109
Britain was dead day after they gave up colonies

>>13189503
The market will stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent

>>13192642
>Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
Is that a code word for "nigger"?

I have $500 to invest. Give me your best stocks brehs

>>13194420

VIBI

>>13194420
$GE long calls and $CSCO

>>13192630
Plenty of people actually don't drive very much in the city, but most of them can't afford a Tesla.

The thing that kills the """green""" electric movement for me is the batteries. They aren't enough. They don't have the energy density, they are toxic when depleted, they don't last long enough, they don't charge fast enough. This goes for cars as well as power generation. Wind, solar and hydro cannot power an economy alone without a massive change in battery economics, period.

>>13187699
I’m literally killing myself they just released a PR, my calls would’ve been worth 100s more this morning

>>13187696
>GOL-DEN BULL!
GOL-DEN BULL!
>GOL-DEN BULL!
GOL-DEN BULL!
>GOL-DEN BULL!
GOL-DEN BULL!

GGGGGGGGGGGOLDEE EN BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLL

BTC pumping strong bullish sign. It means confidence in near future economy. Coins are speculative. If economy dumps, people need to sell coins for fiat to live.

Where's a seethinger saying BTC is crashing again btw? I want to laugh at him before pullback

mfw hipster S-O-Y fags get BTFO when LYFT crashed down to 10.

Guys, it's well into April 2nd. Why is the Perks joke still around?

>>13194645
More like a US dollar shortage is imminent and people from 3rd world countries want to get out

>>13194645
The logic behind this post. Very big brain.

>a speculative asset less than 1% of the investor's world is invested in pumping means confidence in the future economy!

Burger King is introducing a new S-O-Y based whopper.

>>13194841
That's the real joke, it's here forever.

>>13194507
Buy PLUG

>>13194645
Smart money is leaving boomer stocks and is putting their gains into sound money

UMC

>>13194977
BEDU under $10

Both this and UMC showing really nice Wyckoff accumulation bottoms, with recent creek springs, very tight weekly Bollinger bands, and low, steadily descreasing volume.

SGMO mooning BTW
wish I had bought some more yesterday at close :(

>>13195096
>Not holding SGMO since Lord Shkreli has suggested

>>13195096
jesus it's unstoppable
I should have bought more fuck me

>>13195115
how many shares you got?

>>13195124
142

>>13195128
I was up to 120 but I sold some hoping I would have more time to accumulate :(
currently at 55 shares
Oh well

>>13194859
I don't know about speculation, but the fact is bitcoins are up 30% to start the year. Very strong start to the year.

>>13195148
Almost double the return you would have got speculating on how some passive index fund would do in the future economy.

I think NIO is a buy under if it's $6 don't you guys think?

>>13195179
do a dcf model and decide
for all I know, this is just an unprofitable chink exit scam company

LCI buy in yes or no

Adma must have been approved, it's up to 6.40.

Wish I bought more but wasn't confident in it still. Oh well. This is my first biomed that didn't go straight into the toilet or slowly climb, so when should I sell?

>gold
looks like bagholder got bogged again

wtf, why i had to pay $30 for a tank of gas this morning? that's it vros, i'm loading up on oil calls

>>13195251
Should I buy right now?

>>13195382
Hard to say. The company plans to launch the drug in the second half of 2019, so you might want to see if this is the support or not, because you'll be holding it for a while until something happens I imagine. I'm debating on whether or not I really want to hold it that long or just take the gains and leave.

>>13195412
Honestly I lost 400 dollars on SFOR and I'm barely getting back into the game. With a small purchasing power of 200. I don't want to put all my money into one stock this time

>>13195367
We are in the beginning of a dollar short squeeze

Look at the official shitcoins of 3rd world countries getting dumped and the US equities decoupling

plan 4 2 day
not much upside but alot of downside

Looks like LPTX really did announce yesterday. Fug me for trimming yesterday thinking it would keep doing the same thing.

Still, I’d have expect a bigger reaction.

https://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/leap-therapeutics-reports-clinical-update-and-2018-financial-results-300821703.html

The breath of life is almost here

>large manufacturing orders down

>>13191660
>>13191784
this should interest you

>>13195115
same, he's done me pretty well. wish they didnt take his phone :(

>>13195465
Next catalyst when? $18 when?

>>13195487
I'm surprised it went down through March26, the bump was on the 25th

>>13195465
Nah, trimming was the responsible choice. With the biomed and research sector (at least from my noob understanding), earnings don't mean shit. And we are still only up 10 cents from yesterday. You can still hop back in anytime. If anything, I regret not selling it all when it was hitting almost 3 bucks. N

You can see that too since its only up ten cents or so from yesterday.

>>13195516
I think they have a catalyst in May
When $18? By lunchtime.

>>13195528
Heck yea, Arby's for lunch today.

TSLA and NFLX slightly down in pre-market
XLF also a hair down (according to RH, but who knows)

flat day? drift down a couple hours then drift up?

Damn shame I didn't buy any crypto on Robinhood a few weeks ago, but I'm not gonna sweat it too much. I was waiting for it to drop back to 3200 anyways, so I'll just keep waiting since I don't think we are gonna get another golden bullrun for a while.

This is the only thread on the board where people aren't delusional wojak bear posting faggots. Love you all.

Name a stock under $10 a share that a poorfag can use to make money

We're looking VERY green today, at least my watchlist is, and I'm getting the urge to jump in.

Can't tell if this is FOMO I should resist, or if we're running higher and I should BUYBUYBUYBUYBUY

>>13195653
the numbers will go up as long as people have good happy feelings and believe in the power of friendship

once it inevitably ends the numbers get smaller and change colors

just follow your heart

>>13195367
Fuck it, I'll HODL these calls until you fuckers realize oil isn't going up as quickly as was once anticipated, and the Venezualans and Russians are violating sanctions, ie sending crude to Houston to be refined, and nobody is doing dick about it, so all this bullshit about the venezuala shorting the supply is complete bullshit since it's still being processed and traded.

>>13195689
Every day my heart says buy Tim on weakness,
and every day I miss the dip.

Holy shit is 2.13 as high as we're going in LPTX? I lost much monies on this one, DCA of 2.36 :(

Well darn now things are looking scary red and even sexy GDOT is down. Red is better to green you with, and green is get ready to be crushed?

>>13195640
NEON

PLUG

YVR

>>13195487
Thanks. Really gets my noggin joggin

>>13195519
On average the end of the month sees a rise in indices. Throwing that out there, not always the case.

>>13195723
I love Timmy A but I can't buy him at 192 (900B). Just can't do it.

>>13195640
buy SGMO yesterday :) buy LTRX today

I raise this glass for all Americans who were not able to buy Lyft puts and get in the money like I did today. Cheers to you my little grizzlies

>>13195752
>buy LTRX today
Leap earns it's name today.

>>13195803
Its "Deutschland über alles" you absolute retard. Let me guess, you're a mutt?

C'mon bearbros

>>13195752
I know, I know.

But TimTV is gonna be huge. Someone plz tank him and Disney to give me a chance.

>>13195834
LTRX is Lantronix not Leap (I have both :)

Someone go to Canopy and get them to pull their head out of their ass.

>>13195877
My bad, my eye's used to seeing LPTX.

>>13195849
I'm gonna guess (you) are mutt. It refers to last Rammstein song I can not stop replaying because they went so deep into Germanic identity. "German uber alles" in song like this would not be able to pass censorship of sort (theres an institution that reviews radicalism like that). On top of that you clearly don't get the meaning of this line. I frankly think it's genius. By replacing one letter you change "Germany above everything" to "Germany above all", can be loosely translated as word play meaning "Germany above us" (referring to Germany the state being above us the german people, fits text perfectly). And on top of this genius word play you can have whole public yelling GERMAN UBER ALLEN on concert and I can tell you not everyone will be replacing alles to allen yelling that. This really hits the spot about political correctness and polarization of German society in our times .

>>13195925
democracy was a mistake...

REFR cheapies

How is it going you stock slurping tripfags? Up .2% today? Im proud of you, champ

>>13195988
+2% so far, hopefully I can end the day +16%

There's lot more cases of word plays around forbidden words like untermensch etc etc, text is just brilliant I'm not sure you can translate it to english in full depth and colors, and piano sonne in the end hits it spot, god damit gonna go play it again
>>13195964
how the fuck is this related

NEON

Get in while it's still cheap

>>13196002
Baggie has the mistaken impression that the demos has any real kratos in Germany.

Where's the new thread JIM

>>13195925
>German uber alles
yikes, should delet, this is what happens when you care more about listening than writing

>>13196041
Been eyeballing it a while, finally bought in 60 shares. Hope you're right anon.

>>13196120
you really shouldn't care, emotions fuck with decision making and make you get bogged

NEW thrread!

>>13196129
>>13196129
>>13196129
>>13196129

NEON mooning

Join the ride

>>13196141
very much true

>>13196141
I used to think I was a logical being before I got into trading (crypto and memestocks)

I just told my GF she should buy some TRNX because it sounds like Tron but it's a stock. Probably a good idea right?