/biz/ - Business & Finance

I want to be a thread personality tooooo!

FACEMELTING BULL RUN INCOMING

>>13178079
don't make the OP worse, it encourages low effort posting

>>13178102
>futures up 1.2%

Are we just gonna pretend like all that crabbing didn't happen and jump up to 290?

>>13178095
>>I actually have seen people snort weed
>Does that even work?
I didn't do it...

>>13178095
>This is a whole thing that I didn't even know about. 1s and 5s aren't good to use then?
>I think I've heard that the majority of $20 bills have trace amounts of cocaine on them.
I just don't like to use anything besides a 50 or 100.. i'll use a receipt before using any of the other bills.. i myself have shoved 1s in a strippers crack.....

hmmm wonder how cutoff happened
full op was in clipbook O_O

Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
https://pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://calendar.google.com/calendar/embed?src=moonmissioncontrol2.0%40gmail.com
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

>>13178119
>>13178109
good picture, tho
strange that that happened

>>13178079
Nice artwork for the OP

>>13178099
Just make a tripcode and either post anime or bust comfy's balls all every fucking time that he posts

>>13178109
What's wrong with shitposting?
You need some bad posts so that people recognize a good post when they see one, fām

>>13178158
Whoops.
Forgot to attach my mandatory anime gril

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>>13178079
>when over 2800 market enters so called "death zone" (above 8000 meters) where there is no enough oxygen levels to breathe ;)

lololol :))

whats the plan for tomorrow?

>>13178113
>Are we just gonna pretend like all that crabbing didn't happen and jump up to 290?

YES

futures are GWEEN

>>13178161
there's enough shitposting everywhere else on this site, imo

>>13178278
Watch my APPL calls make it rain

>>13178278
pancakes w/ bear sausage

>>13178299
thin volume could flip to open too

>>13178292
You see, you will make no progress trying to fight the market. It's like being a ssilor shouting abuse at the sea. You can yell statistics at it all you like, scream that it's being stupid and needs to smarten up, but it won't change a thing.

>>13178318
Holy fuck i could go for a waffle with a side of bacon right now.

>>13178308
Why not just buy Apple and DRIP to retirement?

>>13178079
newfag here.
Are there people here actually making a living day trading and stuff like that? Or is that not possible?

Any good telecoms other than T worth keeping in a dividend portfolio? Using m1 to make a few long term portfolios for divies

Bullish Bias

>>13178375
it's possible, but not probable. any edge that you think you have has already been analyzed in 2m simulations 14 different ways. it's more about risk management than anything else.

>>13178375
Yeah but its not the easy money people think it is. Its more stressful than a normal full time job,

>>13178375
It's possible but you need a lot of starting money to do it in a sustainable way that is reasonably protected against drawdown.

>>13178388
verizon isn't going anywhere soon

>>13178278
probably gunna wake up.. jerk off my morning woody.. check the markets and shit post a little in /smg/ then make some coffee and toast.. make some phone calls to some business associates.. check the markets again then head off to do some jobs... I'll probably go out to lunch with this girl that always just wants to do blow, drink, and fuck...spend a couple more hours finishing a couple more jobs then probably come back home and shit post for a little more and then fuck around in garden.. then will probably drink a couple beers and bbq some burgers... then i'll probably call this other girl over to watch some netflix and chill.. will probably actually invite her over for burgers.. then.. i'll probably wake up and do something similar on tuesday

Whats your plan?

Is there a site that tracks legal actions involving large cap companies? For instance T is being sued for misleading customers with their "5Ge" marketing. It would be nice if there was a place to go to find out what the next deadline is for any given legal proceeding.

high altitudes market participants might get mountain madness and sudden moves more likely

participant on his (not very convinging) way to the dath zone :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7j0i1USM8xU

So when it happens the big boys will dump hard and fast, yes?

Do we start trimming our big boy index funds now? 10% every other week or some such thing?

I'm using https://finviz.com/screener.ashx to screen stocks and I'd like to know if anyone on here has fined tuned it to find the best stocks out there.

I think Big5 posted some parameters once but it was really short.

>>13178388
Oh god that face. She’s basically my high school ex and the one that got away.

I hate you. I hate my life. I’ll never be good enough. I’m going to die alone and it’s what I deserve. Just end it end it end it endededdededit

Jk but not really

>>13178741
>She’s basically my high school ex and the one that got away.
>I hate my life. I’ll never be good enough. I’m going to die alone and it’s what I deserve.

just move on
you're never going to see her again and she doesn't think about you, accept it and find someone else

>>13178741
>>13178751
not saying this in a way that puts her "above you" in any way, just saying for your sake
it's the truth

fuck cron better not jump tomorrow like every other stock from this china news

>>13178781
Dude it sounds like you went balls deep

>>13178079
Why did I become a bear? I feel like a loser now. Fuck China, the fed, and finally fuck bulls.

>>13178761
>>13178751
Hadn’t thought about her in ages, she was a dead ringer for this girl though

Oh she absolutely doesn’t think about me but it wouldn’t be impossible to arrange a meetup. Unfortunately I’m not as fun or attractive as I was back then, and my future isn’t as bright.

>>13178815
Just remembered I had a dream about her a few weeks ago or so. Guess I do think about her sometimes.

>>13178815
>>13178856
Either way, nothing will come of dwelling on it like this
Also, you're probably thinking about an idealized image of her, rather than what she actually is

>>13178804
maybe mountain madness got you :)

to the leaf who asked about easy tracking ACB - you can use adjustedcostbase.ca

hurr purr hurr purr

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHgnYmYFuf0

>>13178375
>Are there people here actually making a living day trading and stuff like that? Or is that not possible?
>Are there people here
>here
Uhhh, probably not.
I think LCIguy goes fucking hard on the stocks, but even he's a business owner or some shit like that.
idk what ratsu is all about.

>>13178804
take solace in the fact that Chinas data was off of 600+ billion USD in stimulus they created in Jan.

The infinite bull run wont last forever.

>>13178872
>idealized version
Fsho. Which only makes me want to see her more, to see what I couldn’t see way back when.

But really I’d like to move on. Find someone new. Maybe should start a tinder or okcupid or some shit.

>>13178804
Go back to sleep bobo. Bears who wake from hibernation too soon don’t survive the harsh winter.

>>13178375

I fuck around with ~$60,000.00 just to shake out $1,000-ish on moves.

When I read this thread it makes me want to flip short
If we open +1% I'm going to start considering selling selling selling

>>13178931
>But really I’d like to move on. Find someone new. Maybe should start a tinder or okcupid or some shit.
Try coffee meets bagels.
Tinder has a bad female to male ratio. Plus, they just created that height verification shit, but I don't see anything about weight verification anywhere.

>>13178907
>idk what ratsu is all about.
not making a living, its a Hobby like Cutting coupons or ships in a bottle

>>13178907
>but even he's a business owner or some shit like that

I think he sells drugs as well
He definitely did at some point, he got a felony charge related to it iirc

BLISTERING FUTURES ARE NOT STOPPING

BULL

BULL

BULL

>>13179022
>not making a living, its a Hobby like Cutting coupons or ships in a bottle
That's the way to do it.
I thought you were fucking around with a lot of cash though.

>>13179051
>I think he sells drugs as well
I think I recall this.
I don't think it was ever something serious.
>He definitely did at some point, he got a felony charge related to it iirc
Wow, I don't recall that being a thing

>>13178804
You never go full bear, faget, you NEVER go full bear.

>>13179000
>height verification
Kek
Makes sense that they have to address female concerns though, if they lose them it’s all fucked. Real curious about how height verification works.

Men will keep coming back regardless of weights, and HAES means weight is entirely genetic and out of an individual’s control. But a man’s height is merit based.

>>13179073
no most of my money is in a passive income vehicle not related to stocks

>>13179085
>>/biz/thread/S12428780#p12430581

he is a felon, but I can't remember him saying what it was for (I assume selling drugs tho, so maybe I read something about it)

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>>13179085
>i spend a lot of time in mexico..

hmm
really gets the noggin joggin

>>13179051
>>13179123

snitch

zoomers love telling about other people's business
I don't get it

>another episode of tripfag general

>>13179133
>snitch

this is an anonymous forum, it's in no way linked to his real identity

>>13179140
it's in no way related to the stock market
if all you trips want to gossip make an IRC or something

Futures are ridiculous
>when your predictions are 100% correct but you didn't go all in because you made shitty panic calls earlier in the week

Should've double downed friday

>>13179174
that l in your id is a capital I, copypaste the first 4 letters into google

>shit woe

>>13178741
that face tells me she's probably gunna be fat after she has a kid and gets a little older...

>>13179111
>Men will keep coming back regardless of weights, and HAES means weight is entirely genetic and out of an individual’s control. But a man’s height is merit based.
Kek how fucking ass backwards our society has become.
Can't fucking get on a girl's case about her weight, lest your some kind of bigot, but a girl can harangue you all fucking day if you fudge your height a little

My only worry is that futures will pump us up a whole percent a open which will subsequently result in a cascading dump the kills the momentum

>>13179114
>passive income vehicle
Elaborate.
CDs?
A treasury ladder?
Does somebody handle it for you? I've heard of many banks having a fixed income group.

>>13178907
>I think LCIguy goes fucking hard on the stocks, but even he's a business owner or some shit like that.
I have a business that deals with funding small publicly traded companies. My business associates find it odd that I invest in the open market when I have so much money going through the back door of a lot of companies

>>13179085
>>13179051
I don't sell drugs.. I used to.. been raided a few times.. they finally caught me and I did jail time for selling cocaine and heroin. when I was 19.. i don't sell drugs anymore.. all legal monies.. but i do snort drugs more than a few times a month..

>>13179135
Wt r u doin w/ ur lief, fgt?

>>13179278
>i don't sell drugs anymore.. all legal monies

That's good, I imagine it was a pretty stressful occupation

>>13179150
We tried; it bombed.
Go to bed, Simon.
Mommy made tendies and it's way passed your bedtime now

>>13179264
i rent out equipment to hollywood. All the movies you see usually use my equipment
Its not something the normal person can do

>>13179278
>I have a business that deals with funding small publicly traded companies. My business associates find it odd that I invest in the open market when I have so much money going through the back door of a lot of companies
I thought it was some kind of construction company.
>funding small publicly traded companies
Sounds like business loans / buying corporate bonds.
Publicly traded probably means pink-sheet sized.
>My business associates find it odd that I invest in the open market when I have so much money going through the back door of a lot of companies
Probably because it sounds like an opportunity for insider trading, if it's a prop shop kinda thing rather than a construction company

>I don't sell drugs.. I used to.. been raided a few times.. they finally caught me and I did jail time for selling cocaine and heroin. when I was 19.. i don't sell drugs anymore.. all legal monies.. but i do snort drugs more than a few times a month..
Wow. That sounds intense for 19 fucking years old.

>>13179245
>harangue you all day
What? No. That would mean she gives a shit.

To the women it matters to, that’s just means those men are virtually nonexistent. Unless they have billions and heavy social proof. Or cocaine I guess, I hear some women are really into that.

>>13178119
fuck, i probably should update that calendar soon

procrastination always seems to get the best of me


>>13179135
at least theres some of the good ones this time

>>13179302
>That's good, I imagine it was a pretty stressful occupation
I was only robbed once.. I was selling this guy Oxy.. he wanted me to put 3 in a cigarette sulfane.. which i thought was weird and he was like.. can i see them.. i was like.. man.. they're real.. i got this weird fucking vibe from him.. so i told my buddy that came out real quick to wait right here and tried to say it in a way like i don't trust this guy.. anyway.. my buddy was like hhhurr duurr i gotta go inside.. right when he got to the door the guy snatched the bag from my hand and started his car, I held onto the bag with my left hand and was hanging out this guys car pounding him in the face with my right hand like super fucking hard his buddy was steering and he was just pressing on the gas.. the guy was going fast as fuck.. I let go about 100 yards down the street and tumbled out of the car and got all fucked up.. I got up and started running back to the house and my buddy was like wtf just happend i was like you fucking dumb ass why didn't you stay out here like i fucking SUGGESTED we hopped in the car and went to chase them down but they were gone... ended up having 4 guys go to his house with a bunch of guns.. he wasn't there.. but he got the message.. nobody in the area fucked with me after that.... so besides that and a few raids.. it really wasn't bad.. just not worth the trouble.

>>13179331
>i rent out equipment to hollywood. All the movies you see usually use my equipment
>Its not something the normal person can do
Yeah, sounds expensive as shit, otherwise they'd just buy their own equipment.
They're probably renting at least a house's worth of shit from you (otherwise, why not just buy it themselves), and I'd imagine that there's multiple of these arrangements going on at a time.

>>13179363
>I was only robbed once.. I was selling this guy Oxy.. he wanted me to put 3 in a cigarette sulfane..
That doesn't sound like a lot of oxy?
So he just wanted to score some free shit?

>so besides that and a few raids..
What was it like getting raided?
They found shit, right?

>>13179331
RED cameras and shit?

I bought into SPXS and now regretting it. Should I sell on monday open or wait for HOD?

>>13179361
I'm flattered.
I don't understand why that have RKG numbered in that post like there was multiple -- there possibly were -- but I thought the chemo poster was pretty distinctive

>>13179361
I was telling people not to freak out the whole time during the Q4 2018 correction, how am I cancer

>>13179430
not cameras but theres the things that move cameras (such as sliders robotic arms and railing to provide dynamic camera angles and speed indoors) + trailers

>>13179367
everyone in the film industry and on set is paid an obscene amount of money for doing nothing, its a very expensive industry. Even for the shittiest films seemingly have an infinite amount of money to pay everyone

why are futures pumping?

>>13179493
because we're about to start the april run to 2900 then the May run to 3000

Is anyone starting to pull funds out of the market? Don’t want to nuke my 100% 10-year returns on VTSMX.

>>13179483
I’m guessing posts like these that contribute nothing to the conversation?

>>13179452
because original rkg died about a year ago

whenever one stops posting, another takes its place within the week

you can tell from the subtle differences in their posting styles though, if you pay attention...

How does crypto do in a recession?

>>13179589

No data. Crypto hasn't been around long enough. There have been market corrections but no recession in its lifetime. As a loose rule, speculative shit is the first to implode in a bear market (with some individual ticker moons here and there).

Here's your spx chart analysis with a few levels to watch. It's in a bullish uptrend. It gets neutral below 2820. Every single buyer from last week is in the green right now and along with good China data Sat. and today there is no rush to unload positions. Watch retail sales tomorrow. Below the blue level around 2785 you might see some actual selling.

Anybody else in MMS ? Macarthur Minerals Ltd up 300%+ last week and expecting way more gains this week

>>13179589
How do beany babies do in a recession?

>>13179668
I imagine you can scoop them up for really low prices?

That’s why I was asking about crypto. I guess the better question is how will crypto do in a recovery.

>>13179484
>not cameras but theres the things that move cameras (such as sliders robotic arms and railing to provide dynamic camera angles and speed indoors) + trailers
Do you know much about how that shit works?
You said it's a passive investment vehicle. How did you get into this?
>everyone in the film industry and on set is paid an obscene amount of money for doing nothing, its a very expensive industry. Even for the shittiest films seemingly have an infinite amount of money to pay everyone
This sounds about right, but aren't there a lot of asshats that go to college to learn about shit like filmography or whatever? Why are those people getting paid so much when there's so many other people that can probably do it as well? It seems like there's a high supply of available movie set helpers for a very limited demand for people

>>13179553
>because original rkg died about a year ago
The chemo one died about a year ago?
>whenever one stops posting, another takes its place within the week
How are you so confident that 2 shitposters haven't taken that identity at the same time? And that it's completely new shitposter after a week and not just the same one after a little break?
>you can tell from the subtle differences in their posting styles though, if you pay attention...
I disagree that you've found any substantial differences. I feel that you've probably identified signals from pure noise.

LONG VIX, GIB UPVOTE.

>>13179692
Beanie Babies were actually a craze right around the .com bubble
There were "limited edition" lines of some of the products that would sell like super rare Yu-Gi-Oh, Pokemon, or magic the gathering cards.
And then, they fell out of style right around the time that the .com bubble popped.

for someone who has no fear of losses is there an educated way to "make it" faster than just all-in longing the market?

>>13179707
As stated, a normal person can not get into this. You must have close ties to hollywood

Im not sure why the cast is paid so much, but even for the lowest extra workers on Halmark Channel tier movies, they are paid at least 300-400 per day

>>13179755
Swing trade small cap

>>13179777
>Why are workers paid so much?
Because the work is unreliable, and only the most competent workers are asked back. High pay for high standards.

If you get someone who shows up 10 minutes late or can't handle an unexpected problem, shit's fucked. You just wasted a ton of money on equipment rentals, cast, crew, and location costs.

>>13179746
>Yu-Gi-Oh
My Yugioh deck was worth thousands of dollars. My sister had pokemon cards and beanie babies that could've paid for her college if she didn't hodl.

I love Ratsu :3
I like 2scoops
LCI is both good and bad
Baggie is the best
Anon is my favorite
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Pendulum
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>>13179792
yeah actually the highest end sets have people they pay to just sit/walk around and look for things that could go wrong, and prevent them before they happen. why, you may ask? because an hour of production costs 10k or more on a large film and if you have to shut that shit down for even an hour it's worth paying someone 500 a day to mostly sit around

>>13179755
>faster than just all-in longing the market?
You could double or triple all-in long the market with SSO or SPXL.

It used to be so easy to scam little kids out of thousands of dollars in yugioh cards at cons before the advent of smartphones. There's no way they'd ever know the value of some of their cards. You could just bring whatever cards were featured in that week's episode of Yugioh on WB Kids and trade for rare cards with 10x values.

>>13179816
3x ETFs are really inefficient in terms of making gains
At the beginning of every month, buy calls 6 months out on QQQ. Sell after 3 months.
DUH.

>>13179833
>>13179816
This is, of course, after the crash at the bottom. Only attempt after junk bond etf have recovered.

What the fuck is with these like buttons?

>>13179849
I hate the internet on April Fools. Literally nobody enjoys this garbage except the overgrown manchildren that implement it

>>13179707
One day I hope I'll be able to get an MFA in screenwriting and make tv shows.

>>13179861
Digits and you get banned for criticizing chinkmoot

My LPTX bags are so heavy

Wasn't there another announcement on the 2nd or something?

>>13179866
One time I had an unironic spiritual encounter with Kek. I have to tell sundown about it, I truly felt the presence of the chaos god

>>13178663
Yeah I'm anticipating a September to remember

>>13179812
no gommie lol

YVR

PLUG

>>13179999
No thanks are required. Posting is it's own reward

are there any ausfags ITT?

Drop a like for MoviePass

>>13179777
>As stated, a normal person can not get into this. You must have close ties to hollywood
This somehow doesn't sound all that passive.
Any advice on networking? It sounds like you'd have some pretty solid intuition for that shit, and I've actually found that it's pretty important in the tech industry.
>Im not sure why the cast is paid so much, but even for the lowest extra workers on Halmark Channel tier movies, they are paid at least 300-400 per day
Well I'm doing better than that, but that is a surprising amount for such low visibility.

Like this post to jumpstart the LPTX moon mission!

>>13179861
>I hate the internet on April Fools. Literally nobody enjoys this garbage except the overgrown manchildren that implement it
This.

>>13179812
Ratsu is pretty based.
I miss grim. He was such a solid nice poster

Newfag here, how do companies distribute dividends through cash? I mean it's easily explainable if the dividends were stocks but cash? Do companies just send the cash through brokers?

>>13180251
yes

>>13180251
No

>>13180114

>>13180251

Money appears in your account on the payout date as if by magic. DO NOT QUESTION IT.

The actual answer according to investopedia is this:

>On the payable date, the company deposits the funds for disbursement to shareholders with the Depository Trust Company (DTC). Cash payments are then disbursed by the DTC to brokerage firms around the world where shareholders hold the company's shares. The recipient firms appropriately apply cash dividends to client accounts or process reinvestment transactions as per a client's instructions.

$DIS to the fucking moon faggots

>>13180527
>bought at 110, got spooked into thinking I over paid when it dropped m, sold when it back to my basis + a few cents

God damn in such a retard. Is this “emotional” investing?

>>13180527
Wait. Does this mean it’ll dip when people sell the news?

>>13180673
Nobody sells the news anymore it’s already priced in

>>13180763
Seriously? Disney is priced more or less where it was last year. Hard to believe that accounts for the growth when they’re streaming service takes off.

>April fools bullshit starting
Whatever. Glad whatever this like feature is isn’t appearing on mobile.

>Go team mint!

>>13180813
You’ll love the NYSE April fools joke this year ;)

SELL ALL (YOU)'s
LIKES ARE GOING TO THE MOON!!!

>>13180947
Will acquiring more likes make my bepis any bigger?

b-bros the Finns are laughing at us!

>>13181125
Did that work?

>>13181125
have you tried bepis curls?<div class="like-perk-cnt">&#x1F603;</div>

What should I buy into today lads

>>13181323
Unironically Apple, Disney, and Altria.
These guys are going to kill it and remain valuable when the market tanks. Not AS valuable, but they're not going anywhere.

>MFW I waited too long and everything good is expensive<div class="like-perk-cnt">&#x1F641;</div>

>>13181357
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Stop fuggen around and get in here anons
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10k investment will make you 1 million dollars in 6 months...

>>13178079
the fuck is this like shit. is chan trying to become digg

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Stay poor pencil neck

>>13181668
How did yo-?

>>13181668
>spooky
show score pls

>>13181234
>Did that work?
I don't think it got bigger
I think I can shitpost harder now tho<div class="like-perk-cnt">&#x1F96B;</div>

Important day ahead of us! look out for the PMI especially, indexes might take a nudge downward from that.

>my APPL calls are opening otm
>That feeling when you’re absolutely right
Feels so good. Now all I need is CRON to sink and ESPR to moon

This week is the pump. Next week is the Brexit dump.

Plan accordingly, get out of everything by Friday.

>>13182154
I think we’re gonna pump until trade deal and then the news will get sold.

Thinking of going all in on LCI but I'm not nearly seasoned enough to say if that is a good call. Anyone got a case for why I shouldn't?

>>13182224
Going long on a opioid pharmaceutical is risky because the industry is in the gov’s crosshairs and will continue to be especially if the democrats take power next year.

>>13182240
It looks like it is trending up though and honestly I don't see the dems winning any elections.

>>13179861
How do I dislike this post?

>Log into Schwab
>See balance: $3M+
>woo hoo, what happened
>See penny stock RS.

Well Shit. Nice bait schwab, nice bait.

>>13182154
Any recs for something good to buy to swing in a week?

I went all in on China and I won.

>>13182549
Go in on LCI with me that way if it drops we can be miserable together

Feb retail sales down 0.2% when exp was +0.3%.

Gold looks like its wants to find support soon. Possible entry coming up.

>divvies are paid quarterly
>still haven't gotten my divvies even though Q1 just ended
The check better be in the mail DF I have stuck with you cunts through your tank

Cron up 5% premarket.

Fuck how does this stock keeping pumping even after a bad earnings and downgrades

Why are the pajeets trying to fud J&J?

investing.com/news/stock-market-news/johnson--johnsons-baby-shampoo-samples-fail-indian-quality-test-company-rejects-findings-1823457

>>13182688

>India quality

Soooooo poop on the street is better than baby shampoo?

did anyone say GOLDEN BULL RUN

I'm pretty good at spotting entries, but when do you close the position? Do you just look for a bear entry and then go short?

>>13182752

>>13182770
u still holding lyft?

>>13182850
You can't sell your LYFT until the book runners get rid of theirs first.

>>13182859
how much LYFT u got?

kek @ people unironically buying LYFT
could have just bought BTC

>>13182859
What’s your cost average

I have $300 to blow, what do I buy into

>he bought LYFT

Hahahahaha

>>13182862
I've got no LYFT. I went all in on China Friday. Who the fuck would buy an exit scam IPO? This is worse than buying SNAP.

>>13182883
one like for shaking that ass girl.

>>13182890
Yvr

Plug

>>13182890
get a TLT put a GLD call and a VIX short.

>>13182898
I thought someone bought LYFT

>>13182890
4 shares of LYFT

Excuse me, could one of you fine gentlemen please say the n-word?

>>13182990
Nagger

>>13182990
FUCK NIGGERS AND FUCK JANNIES

>>13182990
VINEGAR

I got liquid diarrhea

>>13179150
I second this also liked your post

>>13182990
nincompoop

hey can anyone else on RH check and see if all SNAP options show as $0.01?
Is this some RH secret April fools day joke ?

>>13183064
No newfag option trader. It’s just a glitch. I had VZ calls this morning that were .01 it goes away after the first few mins of the market being open.

What do i need to know about 0x?

oof

>>13183126
Buy the dip

>>13183064
It's their way of showing you that the prices they're listing for you are more often than not bullshit and that they can show you whatever they want like the bucket shop that they are.

>>13183088
I'm used to that for single options, I've never seen it for every possible strike price and expiry date before

Rolled my Chinese winners into some Gold calls. Lets see where this goes.

BEARS AYUWOKI

I'ma fucking get stopped out on this gold entry. Fucking cock suckers buy the shiney rocks.

You guys seriously didn't fall for that Lyft meme, right?

>>13183193
no too overvalued and losing money.

>>13183193
Dude it's /smg/ some one here definitely bought it as soon as it started trading.

>>13183184
HEE HEE

My horoscope said not to make any investments in mid-April. I’m no astrologyfag but I’d be lying if it didn’t make me a little wary

>>13183193
Hi lyft investor and activist here

Would you like me to lyft up your spirits?

>>13183253
you have like a week and a half to do your thing

>>13183253
Doesn't the fact that you read the horoscope by definition make you an astronomy fag?

>>13183126
short lyft

>>13183266
astrology

OMG what happened to gold? This is bullshit.

getting ready for shot

>>13183277
Should've bought lyft

imagine unironically being a bear

>>13181234
lol first thing i thought when i saw the new get up on here
>"april fools. youre yliluata nao"

you know what THAT means dont ya?
PAY 2 BOST :DDDDDDD

>>13183308
2018 was the peak and you should be a bear.

>>13183308
In this moment, I am bearish.
Not because of any expansionist central bank monetary policy.
But because, I am enlightened by my own intellect.

>>13183331
lmaoooooooooooooo

>>13183291
I just lost 25% in like 10 minutes.

>>13183368
liked & subbed

Waiting for Tesla to give numbers. I expect TSLA to pop any time

Hahahahahahaha
Bought Lyft puts at euro open with 5% premium over price at open. Currently sitting with 22% of profits, this shit is going down

>>13183382
It's getting worse... fucking shiny rocks are going out of style.

>>13183336
*hat tip

>>13183368
baggy, youre an attention whore, no?
ya know what would make for some excellent entertainment?
livestream shithouse drunk trading seminar with bagholder

fund it

GDOT
I told y’all!

>>13183401
C'mon bud, I thought you better than this. You could've at least hedge yourself if you actually thought it can go higher... But if you just played hype, you're Ponzi scheme player and deserve to lose money I'm sorry

>>13183368
>>13183385
Lyft stabilized at 69-71

Only up from here right?

>>13183443

IPOs are all scams today, all of the upside is prices out by greedy af investment bankers so the VC can cash out

>>13183420
You need to know a guy to get into that shit. I mean if some one can set up a studio and put my ass in front of a microphone with a computer monitor to look at charts while I drink shit loads of booze I could probably be entertaining. I got a small bladder though so we'd have to have some like clips and shit ready to mix into the stream so I don't have to have a catheter.

>>13183473
They cant cash out for next 6 months

PLANET 13

>>13183478
this sounds like making excuses
cmon baggy you could be bigger than the beatles

>>13183443
No lol

>>13183473
When wasn't ipo "scam" really? There's tons of stocks never hitting ipo price again for every Microsoft out there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLbke6krL_8

it's time

Dow 26,000+ again

>>13183534
The valuations used to be way less rich, they left a little on the bone for average retard retail trader. Guarantee no other IPO has ever been priced at 14x sales of last year, that's some absurd stuff

The clown ass VC getting this greedy is just begging for them to get replaced with other capital raising

>>13183513
I'm not making excuses, I'm just telling you it would be too much work. It wouldn't be funny it would be a serious show. Plus after a few drinks, I'd probably end up going off subject and ranting about politics for the majority of the show. Tons of people would get pissed off and then I'd have a legion of trolls coming after me. I don't have what it takes to do something like that.

>>13183443
>stabilized
DELUSIONAL BAGHOLDERS
GET OUT NOW IF YOU BOUGHT THE TOP YOU WILL LOSE BY FRIDAY THIS IS GOING TO 40
No joke guys, the put orders are flying you need to get out if you bought in high cut your losses

difficult day for TLRY so far
usually when there is this serious mid-morning slump it spikes right back up after

>>13183137
Lol that’s not the dip lol anyone not waiting at least until next week to buy is retarded this thing has more volatility then a biotech stock waiting for fda approval do NOT FOMO

>>13183552

>>13183611
With biotech waiting for FDA approval there is potential upside, what upside is there to LYFT? What's the LYFT off catalyst? This is pure hype and speculation, you're better off throwing your cash into a dumpster that's on fire.

>>13183591
>>13183611
YOU CANT STOP ME FROM OWNING THIS MAGNIFICENT COMPANY

>>13183609
Pot isnt having a good month across the board it seems. Aurora seems to be doing ok though.

>>13183591
>>13183611
i couldve sworn basically no one uses lyft anyways. everyone just refers to it as "getting an uber" near me, a la "google it". lyft will be a forgotten alternative similar to askjeeves or yahoo. short to ZEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLv
t. jim kramer

>>13181912
>Purchasing Managers' Index (PMI)
>released monthly by the Institute for Supply Management (ISM)

How do you use this to trade, or what is it saying about the econmommy?

>>13183561
Oh yeah if you put it in perspective I guess you're right. I'm just used to IPOs being overvalued hype events

>>13183620
speaking of this, the hats were a very literal physical representation of euphoria and the PERFECT sell signal

>>13183654
oh i see, thanks

>>13183478
How do you not know about the piss bottles?

>>13183642
I just meant on the day, TLRY decoupled from the other weed stocks. just in general TLRY is under-performing the other big4 weed stocks the past few months.

I'm feeling a little TLRY bounce. At the same time, RY is spiking and I continue to think that the Canadian financial system is a dumpster fire, so I'm shorting that. All in all a very Canadian day for me.

Watching that resistance zone still. I see we attempted it once and got rejected on the 1hr.

>>13183688
That's disgusting.

>>13183661
youre missing the point
one hat alone means nothing
but the rate of hats went parabolic. no one even remembered where they put their DOW 25k hat.
short into the glut of hats
sure fire 110% winner everytime

Last chance to get into LPTX. Don't say I didn't tell you when it moons tomorrow.

>>13183719
I don't have any hat though
I should custom order a 'KHC 50' hat or something to commemorate my heaviest bag. In fact it would have been better if I had bought at 80 a couple years ago. Maybe a 'LYFT 87' hat for fun.

>>13183737
It won't moon tomorrow but I'll still buy some more

>>13183661
also, is this JEB?

Nazrin is the cutest investor.

>>13183743
you should hunt and kill bob kraft is what you should do tbqhwu senpai

>>13183737
not going in blindly. why should I buy it?

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVDIENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>TSLA
thank you for believing in elon-chan, please continue supporting and buy more

>>13183737
the dude who did the design for this should be shot
who puts grey text in front of a slightly different colored grey background?

all in RCK

wtf is going on?!

What stocks are you watching and are making you sweaty?
>MCD
>MO
>DIS
>AAPL

FUUUUCK I forgot about my limit trimming on GDOT, it's already up 2.20% from there!

>>13183779
I love my KHC
I love my MAXR and my SEOAY today as well :)

I thought there was another MAXR chad somewhere in these threads, if you read this I hope you're having a good one :)

>>13183808
you mean RICK?

>>13181234
Ylis is more cancerous than this shithole.<div class="like-perk-cnt"><img alt="" width="32" height="32" src="//s.4cdn.org/image/trash@2x.gif"></div>

>>13183784
So I won't be alone

>>13183793
also
dicks out
https://soundcloud.com/user-209448905/rip-harambe1

>>13183821
>So I won't be alone
Don't worry, you're not.

>>13183818
its quite impressive innit?

>>13183812
PLANET 13 CUTTING LOOSE. 25% BELOW NEXT RESISTANCE.

oil is mooning lads, we are all going to make it

>>13183877
I'm not going to make it, I went all in on fucking gold...

>>13183784

So I won't have to say I told you so.

Just google it fgt.

anyone watching the VIX

am SPXU going under 30 O_O

>>13183905
always

>>13183916
no 0__0

any predictions on how long this recession in the next 9-12 months will last?

If you think about it, you'll have about 8-24 months to get cheapies with higher-than-normal divvy rates.

>>13183959
during a recession dividends get slashed

>>13183959
>muh yieldcurve

TSLA mooning!

>>13183916
Yeah probably. They're going to announce the trade war and global recession is postponed until further notice.

>>13183972
is that a rule? I don't think that's a rule because every single dividend king, aristocrat and champion INCREASED their dividend during the last recession

>>13183992
the yield going up is due to the stock price going down. they don't increase their dividend if they're making less money.

>>13183936
does she wanna break out here?

>>13184006
Can't some companies can make more money during a recession? Like payday loan sharks?

>>13184006
Yes, they do increase their dividend. Dividend Kings/Aristocrats/Champions/Contenders/etc. aren't called that because their stock price falls and their dividend percentage increases.

They're called that because each year, they actually increase the amount (in dollars and cents) that they pay in a dividend.

And yes, they do increase their dividend even when they make less money. Its to entice investors into purchasing and holding their stock.

Just found out that Roth IRA contribution limits were bumped up to $6,000 this year.
Pumped!!

>>13184039
>got no job
Ayyyy!
<lmao>

>>13183992
obviously not a rule, some will be able to keep the div some won't. There were certainly plenty of companies who were div aristocrats before the last recession that didn't hold that title afterwards... some did.
Of course value/defensive/dividend stocks are better to hold than growth during a recession. But don't count on FAT divs if the economy is doing poorly. If you happen to pick the companies that will still be DivAristocrats at the end of the recession, good on you, you'll come out of the recession very well. But if you are buying lots of different Div stocks, or if you're buying the current dividend aristocrats, you might not have as easy time as you're imagining. Aristocracy isn't some magic permanent thing. It can end in just one quarter. AND be aware that for stocks who have a nice, stable dividend, when that div gets cut the stock value TANKS.

>>13184017
she might, but she doesn't have to. One of my favorite things about buying sweet lady VIX is that is isn't as timing/price sensitive as options. If you buy something like UVXY when it is low/bottoming out, it might sit down there for a while. It might trend lower. But eventually you know it will spike up real nice.

$15,000 on LOCKHEED MARTIN @ 298

Ooof getting rejected hard at resistance.

NEW1111!!!!

>>13184079
>>13184079
>>13184079
>>13184079

>>13184058
>Dump it

>>13183891
HODL