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without even thinking twice.

imagine the smell

>>13161964
Yes and eat her pussy daily

I honestly probably would

>this is how women see the bottom 80% of men

>>13161964
Her health at that weight is probably problematic and if she's already in her mid 30s it's only going to be like 20sonething years for her keal over. Plus I can accelerate the process by heavily enabling her. So yeah I'd sign up

Dang

No

>>13162126
This also deny her sex just say im tired or dont feel good

I would marry her for 5 million dollars
and do this
>>13162126

I would marry her if she were poor and work hard to help her overcome obesity. Even if success of reducing obesity was a mere 19%.

I'm desperate so yes

>>13161964

depends, is the source of her wealth being part of an old money fortune and there's no pre-nup? I'd do it in a heartbeat. Afterwards i'd get drunk enough to knock her up and then spend as little time as possible with her while banging thots on the side. During our brief marriage, she happens to pass away under "mysterious circumstances" along with our monstrosity of a child.

If she's a billionaire from winning the lottery (far more likely as old money families tend to be known for careful breeding and don't produce offspring that look like this), I would have to think about it.

god i feel sorry for this guy

served israel like a good goy and this is his reward

>>13162847
That this disgusting thing so-called woman can get wifed is why no man under a 7 has a chance in hell. Depressing.

>>13162847
Looks like he’s already regretting it

>>13161964
Yes, and you could even make extra money using her forehead as a billboard.

>>13161964

The guy? probably. Female ork on the left? no way

>>13161964
You're only entitled to 50% of the money earned while you were married. Not going to get $2.5 billion after a few years and a quick divorce.

>>13162980
Read OP as $5 billion networth for the "woman."

dude looks like he's going to get eaten if he makes any sudden movements

>>13161969
>without even thinking twice.
For you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcUDqKsBgsk

lmao @ pierce being in related pictures.

>>13161964
>you come home with your new bride after the wedding
>she's already naked and waiting for you, a shapeless pale mass of blubber and fat sprawled out on the bed
>you take a second to close your eyes and remind yourself of why you agreed to this
>"b-billion dollars...." you tell yourself as you move closer
>she spreads her legs apart
>a horrific odor suddenly fills the room
>a stench reminding you of a dumpster full of rotting corpses and fish left in the summer heat attacks your nostrils as you struggle not to vomit
>"what are you waitin for baby?" you hear your wife say in her deep gravelly voice
>"start eatin this fuckin pussy"

>>13163051
>implying this doesn't turn me on

Aside from fatness, why is 'she' bald?

>>13163087
anon, it took me a few pictures to realize, but...
i don't think it's a she

>>13163051
rofl

>>13163051

Why my pp hard...

>>13163087
Could just have bad genetics. The female in the couple that lives across from me isn’t this atrocious looking but her hair is thinning and falling out almost the same. And she’s probably in her mid 30s. I guess you don’t see it often but it happens

>>13163118

>>13161964
If I wasn't in love with my gf yes, but I love my girl so no. Honestly that beast needs to be slayed not bred. I thought you get a billion for putting that beast out of it's misery

>>13161964
No, I'm not gay. Even if he was a she, what's little left of my pride won't let me do it

No, vos Im not a whore.

>>13163051
>>13163007
>>13162989

They look pretty happy in the pics, I envy them

Nope, no fucking way

>>13162847
He’s obviously got a mental condition. That doesn’t look human.

>>13163120
Cringe Reddit pic you got there fella

>>13163051
>mfw they look more happy than whole /biz/raelis combined

>>13162494
kill yourself

>>13161964
no, i'd sell her to somalian pirates. she could feed a whole village

>>13163007
holy shit they had a child... poor thing

>>13163271
Ya imagine being such a foul person that you go on to an anime discussion board to make of how people look. Fucking cancer.

This looks like one of those feeder guys who feed their women and want them stupidly obese. Even giving her cake at the wedding.

>>13162847
ROTC

Hahahaha oh god, I should’ve done ROTC instead of USMA

>>13163271
same it's better than waking up at 4am wanting to kill yourself everyday
I can't take it anymore, I just bought some snacks at the store and was planning on going for a walk but it's tough
luckily I have some morphine to numb out if it gets bad later

>>13161964
if that's not an obese MTF tranny I don't even know what to think anymore. was she born next to chernobyl or something?

>>13163271
true

>>13161970
Don't kid yourself-she'd smell glorious.

>>13161969
>>13162092
>>13162097

Based.

>>13162914
That's a 1 man, the reverse is true. But stay mad, incel.

>>13161964
Yooo

>>13161964
I would marry her for free.

She looks completely different now.

>>13161964
If she was nice and baked food all the time and overall easy to live with, yes.

>>13165662
wtf, proof?

>>13161964
I would pay a billion dollars for her.

No, I already prostituted myself and I cant sleep well and became mentally damaged after the experiences.
Unless you are psychopath it will fuck your brain and sanity and I assure this, they have a gross smell that even after months sometimes you can sense in yourself, you need to take 4 showers and still feel dirty, their salive taste like you are kidding a cigar ashes pot, they have flacid skin that look like a mix of silicon, diarrhea poop and some Chinese Ramen.

>>13166615
Yeah, but a billion dollars dude.