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Is killing yourself a good investment?

>> No.13158536

Depends on your leverage to society

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>>13158508

I'll find out soon

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>>13158508
Did you hear about TRON?

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If you do it without giving anyone your coins its called Satoshis Gift. Its the most selfless thing you cna do for your fellow crypto brethren.

>> No.13158605

>>13158549
Ya talkin about the mail? I chopped my dick as it asks, but still no movement

>> No.13158615

>>13158508
On certain conditions, it could be.

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>>13158508
anon. im thinking about it too.
it only gets worse.
and im always tired.

>> No.13158687

>>13158615
I meant actually like killing yourself not insurance fraud

>> No.13158693

>>13158552
This. Buy a lot of BTC before killing yourself. At least your death won't go in vain

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>>13158605
Oh you heard about the email too? I guess I wasnt the only one.

>> No.13158718

>>13158508
how would that be a good investment? in what world do u live in to think killing yourself would be a net positive for you?

>> No.13158735

>>13158508
No. You're selling the bottom.

>> No.13158741

Only if your parents are dead

>> No.13158854

>>13158735
How do you sell the top?

>> No.13158877

>>13158718
not positive or negative for you because you'll be dead, we failed as a species when we became too conscious for evolution and reproduction, now we understand it's just a genetic process so we don't give a fuck and this will make the high iq's disapear while the low iq niggers will breed to populate the world, the real redpill is being intelligent enough to act like a retard, kinda like what 4chan is, you understand reproduction is a meme but do it still and have faith your high iq kids will do the same...

>> No.13158915

>>13158854
If you've hit bottom it's the time to invest in yourself. To sell the top build a good life, make a fortune, leave something real for your family and children so that they have it better than you had. Die of old age while having attained all time high.

>> No.13158933

>>13158508
go all in

>> No.13158949

>>13158508
You'll be reincarnated into the same shit next life. Need to work on creating peace in the chaos.

>inb4kys

>> No.13158954

>>13158718
What is the alternative anon? Watching the white race die off? Watching the US fall as a superpower? Walking through the city to see tons of homeless and interracial couples?

>> No.13159066

>>13158508
It's unironically the best investment. Shorting your life will help short overpopulation.

>> No.13159079

>>13158508
If you're famous, maybe. There are numerous celebrities who went out at the height of their powers, before inevitable decline could set in, and who are still remembered at least partly because of their premature ends.

If you're no one in particular, not so much.

>> No.13159235

>>13158508
One of the best. A typical term life policy for a reasonably healthy individual under the age of 30 is incredibly affordable. You can, will some searching, find a $1MM policy for around $100/mo.

Jewsurance terms mandate that you must hold this policy for at least a year as a day before payout. (Though some require 2 or 5 years. Check the fine print!) 1 year is not that hard to find, though.

That's $1,200 invested. Plus $120 for a cheap shotgun and some rounds from Walmart. In just three years that $1320 investment turns into a $1 Million dollar payout forwarded to someone you actually care about.

You can't beat those returns.

>> No.13160096

>>13158508
Yes, huge gains. Do it, for science! And lulz. 100k in it if you do. Heh.