/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>13151546
Was his life good before he was rich? We all know it wasn't. He used to be fat and bald, now he's fat, bald and rich. What a fucking whinger.

He could try not being a fat ass. That's a good goal to direct your energy towards if you're rich

>>13151546
A low status billionaire. Imagine.

>>13151546
Having all the money in the world wouldn't give me everything I want. I'd still want to develop skills, learn, and create things. Between having the time to do that and spend more time with family, being a billionaire sounds great.

>>13151546
This is retarded rich, in both senses that he is very rich and it makes him retarded.

I used to be a F&B manager (I'm not that faggot polluting /biz/, restaurant management is shit and I'm never going back) in a very high end hotel in LA

Minefat had a 2 night layover after being in Vegas w/ 5/6 friends
-Took the biggest most expensive suite (the thing's a fucking 2000 ft appartment with it's own gym and office space) a bit overkill, but why not

-they were hungover as shit, so the idea was to chill in the hotel befor flight

-strict instructions to not enter. didn't want to see or talk to anyone or staff. everything was dealt by me over the phone with some cunty assistant giving me green light to send catering, cleaning etc....

-ordered full spread of food room service, a chariot with a buffet that could easily feed 15-20. morning, noon and night. came back barely touched, because although it was paid, they ordered domino's. the room service they paid for was split in takeway boxes among staff present that (~40 ppl) each went home with 2 solid meals

-had the bar fully stocked with everything available from beers to single malts. bar tab alone
was in the hi 5 figures. Only drank one bottle of vodka, we resold everything 9besth bar performance ever that month)

the whole thing reeked of boredom and desperation and gluttony, some fat fuck ordering EVERYTHING although he didn't even want or need it.

>>13151546
He sounds like a spoiled brat.

>>13151673
we were a few hours away from Yosemite, and I bet it never crossed his mind thet you could be a millionaire and go walk in the woods and enjoy one of the most beautiful places on earth. why? because it's free
To be honest, I don't kow if I despise him or if I feel bad for him

Notch is just a sad person. He was a sad person before the money.
He was a sub-par programmer, never decided or tried to get better.
Gave a lazy effort to make other games, completely quit that at a drop of a hat.
In his frequent vacations he just did the generic tourist attraction shit, now he thinks he's seen the world.
Bought a soulless multimillion dollar mcmansion to fit in with all the other richfags

He thinks he won life so he just quit living. He's like a worker bee who somehow got out of his caste. With his riches he could have the best teachers flown directly to him and the opportunity to learn anything. Could start another vidya company and just fund the development of indie games that look promising. He could literally do anything!

But nah. Rather shitpost on twitter and be lonely in his empty house full of nothing.

>>13151673
Utter delusional larp. Imagine writing all that fucking garbage.

>>13151673
More stories please

>>13151546
No, but not being creative is.

He should give me some of his money to ease his burden.

>>13151717
one night Nicki Minaj came to eat (it was high end but flashy high end, attracted all the trashy rap people)
>Michelin star chef
>orders steak
>homemade 19 ingredient steak sauce
>the thot throws a tantrum
>mfw when I had to send one of the drivers to get A1 from 7eleven because $200 beef is about to be wasted on a threefiddy thot

>>13151708
Fuck this is a very nice way to sum up his life. It's also sad

>>13151717
>helping out at the pool bar
>people always want to get in because "starz"
>acces to pool for hotel guests only
>chilling with the hostesses
>three fucking giants come up, I'm 6'3 but they had a full head over me, and looked like 300lbs of muscle
>"hello gentlemen, welcome to the pool bar. May I have your room number?
>-Oh we're not staying here, we just want to have a drink.
>-I sorry sir, but the pool..
>get a sharp elbow from one of the hostesses
>one of them looks like she's about to faint, or cum, or both
>turns out they were some star footballers, but I'm Yuro, so I didn't have a fucking clue
>my ass unclenches realizing I won't have to bar three dudes who could rip my head off without breaking a sweat
>"please this way, gentlemen"

>>13151673
>This is retarded rich, in both senses that he is very rich and it makes him retarded.

No different than most rich rappers. Although he's a programmer, he wasn't even the person who came up with the original idea for the game. He ripped off the idea from Infiniminer and got extremely lucky with it.

>>13151673
>>13151771
thx for the comfy bedtime stories fren. always fascinates me to hear what people with fuckyou money do in their daily lives. if you have any more to share pls do

>>13151817
and before he hired other (better) programmers to help him out the game ran like ass. frequent crashing due to memory overload on high end machines

I can actually confirm this. I felt pretty rich at the height of the bull, well over a million dollars in crypto. I made 100k on the last day before the pop.

I became a fucking asshole. Treated people like dirt. I even spat on a homeless man and laughed at him because he was lying helpless on the street. He deserved it because he didn't invest in ICOs like I did.

Well, I lost it all and *chirp* now I'm homeless. There's only one coin I'm invested in hoping to get my money back.

>>13151924
I have shitloads

Meribel, high end ski resort in the Alps
you probably heard of it when Schumacher had a skiing accident, it was there
mostly britbongs, quite a few Russians, who are tho richest and most insane guest

>be Yuri Russian billionaire
>want to celebrate NYE properly
>blocks the one single road leading to the resort for one day special convoy
>no idea how much it cost for the block, but must have bben retard
>block for what ?
>to have HIS FUCKING 30 METER YACHT dragged up to 1500m altitude so he can celebrate new year with friens and whore on the deck of his yacht in the garden of his chalet

>>13151968
tell me more about the whores that fuck-you-rich people have around them

>>13151924
Meribel , French ALps, I was a bartender at the time.

>be Yuri, rRussian millionaire
>want a proper NYE party in Meribel
>block the only road leading to the resort for one fullday, for what must have been a retarded amont of money
>block for what?
>to have his FUCKING 30 METER YACHT dragged up at 1500m of altitude to celebrate NYE on the deck in the garden of his chalet
>mfw

Unironically if you make it then read epictetus, ecclesiastes then job, then the gospels, then kierkegaard or you won't make it fully

read them before you make it if you want

>>13151771
god this is the exact nigger tier trash behavior that is absolutely rampant in Atlanta

>>13151988
>>13151924
this one still in Meribel, I got from a friend who was cleaning lady in Russian hotel

>be vassily and boris, two (most likely) russian mobsters
>decide to have a good buddy evening
>have dinner in nice hotel
>with escorts obviously
>17
>17 fucking escorts for two dudes
>eat drink and copious amounts of coke
>go up to the room 7th floor
>noise all night
>3.am
>the toilet goes through the window
>litteraly the ceramic seat, which no one ever figured out how one or two men could rip out
>crashes through the window from the 7th floor
>police.jpeg
>next morning, my friend was on duty, that room was on her floor, goes in
>pic related
>coke and condoms everywhere
>bathroom has fucking hole where the toilet used to be
>shit smeared all over the walls
>painting slahed
>they BURNED the hardwood beams, propabaly using aerosols
> hotels doesn't file a complaint for obvious reasons, but bills the repairs. how much in total is rumours only, we knew a local carpenter who did the job of restauring the beams (they were like deeply seared, not burned down) his bill alone was 50k
>

>>13151968
sounds based

>>13152030
>litteraly the ceramic seat, which no one ever figured out how one or two men could rip out

There are only two bolts holding it down which can be easily loosened with pliers. One guy probably had a multitool with him.

>>13151988
I once saw DJ Khaled in a seafood restaurant in Ibiza. Seemed like he just wanted to take his girl out for dinner. Just one girl and not talk to anyone. Pretty humble actually, but he didn't pay the bill after he left. Rich people probably have other people who pay stuff for them.

>>13151546
No
Notch is unironically /oneofus/ and is basically a NEET who got so uber rich but is still the same old NEET
He used to browse /g/ back in the day, maybe he still does
Tabloid news articles shit on him because yes, he is sad, but he also holds non-liberal beliefs and hence is another ebil entitled white man billionaire
His dad died and his so obviously golddigging wife left him like the same year, all while Minecraft was on the upswing
He's not really a whiny baby just for stating his most likely true outlooks on Twitter every once in a while

>>13151673
i dont fucking get this. if i was this rich i would buy 3 medium-large houses for me, my brother and sister. mine would have a gym and sauna.
stop working and travel with people i know
still get a second hand car because a new one is retarded.
MAYBE, get a decent boat for sailing vacations through Friesland with my mother and father.
stay lowkey to others and try to get a smart as fuck gf on merit alone, even if that means a 6/10.
GET A BIG FUCKING HOUSE
GET LIKE 10 FUCKING KIDS AND BE A STAY AT HOME DAD AND TEACH THEM STUFF LIKE ENGLISH WHEN THEY ARE 3.
PUT MONEY ASIDE TO BUY ALL OF THEM A HOUSE WHEN THEY GRADUATE.
AND DONT FUCKING SPOIL THEM WITH LITERALLY EVERYTHING THEY WANT.
no i wont be a cheapskate, but i wont get them fucking brand name clothing, we wont go to africa/america on every holiday.
still spent money on decent home teachers for painting, violin, lifting.

oh there is one thing i might put a shitton of money in if i am actually as rich as notch, and that is the creation of games or anime/ i want to exist.
but mostly buy a animation studio in japan, scout for enthusiastic animators, give them western wages and especially work time and have them make some godly FUCKING HENTAI.
also buy up classics to release uncensored versions of everything

>>13152134
I like you, anon. You've got the right idea.

>>13152134
also i have no idea why notch has not bought an animation studio's in japan yet

>>13151939
java a shit
>>13151817
there are tons of games with blocks. every heard of super mario?
If anything he owes more to wurm for the survival experience that he watered down to a 5 minute checklist

>>13151939
The game ran better but it went to shit with the awful devs that followed
We can only wonder what a great game we might have now if Minecraft had only not exploded so quickly

>>13152121

nice boys united.

does anyone know if he still lives in that LA place? I run a record label and I want to send him some obscure records I know he'll like.

>>13152192
yea some 85 million dollar mansion in LA on the hills

>>13152134
based.

>>13152192
Send me some of your label’s music anon. I like some of the LA diy shit

>>13152192
Yeah. Here's a recent tweet from the mansion

https://twitter.com/notch/status/1093887470771421184

>>13152134
You are a great individual anon. You have the right mindset and will surely make it. Based

>>13152201
That’s over 1.16M per year in real estate tax.

Also wants to add.
I’ve been blessed and achieved wealth beyond what I ever imagined.
However my family and friends always refer to me as the rich guy and we don’t relate to anything.
Most are intimidated by my $. IE won’t join me in Vegas, wont go out to dinner because it’s too expensive, ETC.

>>13152277
He’s worth like 1000 times that, You think he gives a fuck?

>>13152316
No, it's the autism

>>13151954
Sounds like karma came back to get you. You are holding SingularityNET, right anon? AI will be the most precious resource known to man in 5-10 years.

>>13152254

The NOTCHED mansion.

>>13151742

That's the worst part about this jackass, he could "King" anyone he wanted at any time. Just completely change someone's life on a whim. He could pay off every medical GoFundMe, campaign for better conditions for the working man in the US, fund tons of building projects a la Carnegie, screw over people who have escaped justice, work to free people unjustly imprisoned, help protect endangered species and biomes the world over, fund climate change/clean energy research, invest in innovative startups -- the list goes on and on. A million ways to improve the world, gain satisfaction from the exercise of extreme power, ways to, in a word, be a hero. But no. No. Instead he complains.

As if we needed more proof that capitalism is not a meritocracy. This man should absolutely give all his money away, maybe split it up among 5000 people or so. Certainly greater minds than his could put it to better use.

>>13152134
bruh release la blue girl or a new story in the same.universe with extra 。futa scenes pls

>>13151681
>To be honest, I don't kow if I despise him or if I feel bad for him
exactly

>>13151708
>With his riches he could have the best teachers flown directly to him and the opportunity to learn anything. Could start another vidya company and just fund the development of indie games that look promising. He could literally do anything!
>But nah. Rather shitpost on twitter and be lonely in his empty house full of nothing.
exactly!

>>13152352
Main goal would be to make an actual fully animated Katawa Shoujo with glorious sex scenes included, instead of the butchered adaptations that you see every season where they adopt a hentai game for it's story and then dont animate or suggest any sex happens.

>>13152356
even notch cant pump enough money into star citizen to make it a reality.

>>13151546
no he is just a faggot

>>13152344

Good comment. This is what gets to me about the mainstream media promoting the worship of Billionaires.

>>13152134
Jo sille it meitsje

>>13152030
>>13152072
Nigga i sat weirdly on it once and it toppled over pulling the screws out. You dont need any tools lol.

>>13151546
>fat lazy retard who got extremely lucky is still fat and lazy now he has money
I'm shocked.

Hell I don't even wanna be rich. I just want enough to buy an acreage where I can start an orphanage for kids whose mum's wanted to abort them

>>13151611
This. Having a job is just something I do to get by. I don't hate what I do but it would be really nice if I could spend more time exercising, learning and being with close ones, that's the stuff that I enjoy in life.

>>13152134
Your entire scenario is prefaced on finding a good girlfriend but that is way easier said than done. Dating is already a minefield, now imagine how shitty it must be when everyone knows you are a billionaire.

>>13152517
thats why i wont tell most people

>>13152134
Dude, you great. Hentai turned to trash in 2010s. You are the saviour we need.
Make that katawa adaptation but expect there to be lotta baclash from sjw bout muh white male fantasy.

>>13152532
luckily japan doesnt care

>>13152522
At those levels of wealth most times you don't have that luxury.

>>13152544
Which route you animate first?
Also, pay madhouse to cover the next 2 Kaiji arks

>>13152564
forgot about kaiji. yeah that would be a big one.
maybe just get everything animated like ten.

>>13151546
Notch simply has no ambition. He could use his wealth to gain political power or influence culture but instead he is actively choosing to be a lazy neet.

Notch is the biggest faggot in the world. He plagiarized the source code for Minecraft from Infiniminer and now, even though he's filthy rich doesn't have to worry about money again, he's still got a poor person's mindset and is too stagnant and stupid to do anything meaningful with his life as any plagiarist looking for easy money would be. He doesn't spend his money on charitable causes, he doesn't use all the free time in the world to exercise, learn martial arts, skydive everyday, stop pouring jelly beans down his throat and get on a diet, go skydiving every day he doesn't use it for anything productive at all. He's exactly the sort of unimaginative, autistic dipshit who needs the curse of the lottery to haunt his pasty ass.

What this fat asshole deserves is a bunch of guys to smash his face in with cricket bats and roll him down a hill like the pathetic blob of butter that he is. Goddamnit, his existence fills me with rage; especially since my annoying little cunt of a nephew won't ever shut the fuck up about Minecraft and play another video game or put down the tablet and go outside.

>>13152589
he could even hire people to do all that shit.
all he has to do is pay a shitton to lawyers and accountants and what not to make sure the manager does not do shady stuff and then just explain to the manager what it is he wants to happen.

for instance he could hire a ton of architects and make a hogwarts like house with secret passages and all kinds of hidden stuff.

>>13152604
If I had that kind of money I might patronize artists and make investments in public spaces and events to push a new philosophical movement according to my own views or something. Also influence politicians to go along with it.

>>13152589
>Notch simply has no ambition
He fulfilled his ambition. What's the point of having ambition that can't be quenched. It's out of touch with reality

>>13152656
Ambition drives people to mature and try and learn new things. There are some things money can't buy directly like skills and wisdom which have to be learned over time. Of course one can be content with the way things are without ambition, but based on what he's saying he clearly isn't content. As another poster said, he thinks he's 'won' and there's nothing to do. But there are other avenues to explore that money will only get you started with.

>>13151795
Nice for you in order to cope lol

>>13152344
Jealous bitch.

>>13152344
>campaign for better conditions for the working man in the US,
Why would a Swede care about that?

>>13152604
>for instance he could hire a ton of architects and make a hogwarts like house with secret passages and all kinds of hidden stuff.

Fucking faggot

>>13152121
Fuck off Notch

>>13151546
He's not good-looking or charming enough to make good use of his riches.

>>13151673
Haha reminds me of my Boss. He went to a Mc Donalds with me and ordered "1x everything on the menu pls". He then took ONE bite of everything and left without cleaning up the giant mess on his table.

A true piece of shit.

>>13151708
fuck. im also wealthy and this is me to a T. once i made my nut i became SO FUCKING LAZY.

Very rich people are groomed into being able to use wealth. When one acquires wealth outside of this loop, the logical thing is to get training as to how to use it.

This will be the first thing I'll do after making it.
o) Social interaction coach
o) personal trainer/nutritionist
o) stylist to help me shed off my autism clothes
o) start to mingle with people at my wealth level starting from simply observing and absorbing their customs and habits, then moving ever closer to interacting with them.

Notch is based, have you seen his twitter trolling?
Easy to say "oh boo hoo, you're rich" but none of you guys are Notch so you can't know what it's like.

>>13151954
Lol Jesus Christ
I took all my friends to suite seats at MLB nhl ufc and a march madness event and felt good but also kind of like a show off
Also donated at least 10k to different charities and volunteered 150+ hours since 2017 December bull
You people are disgusting

I like Notch

>>13151555
checked and this
> no reasons to keep trying
he should try loose some weight first and stop being a faggot

>>13152697
Given he was ambitions in his past, that would mean he already matured given your logic, right?

>>13152342
>AI will be the most precious resource known to man in 5-10 years.

precious implies scarcity. In 10 years AI will not be scarce or thought of as precious by humans who will resent it for stealing their livelihood.

>>13152003
You forgot Hegel. That one alone takes years.

I just wanna try out a cancer free life.
That means out of town. Maybe move to Argentina or some other developing country, since first world is doomed imo. Do some apocalyptic prepper shit, run a niche business like growing exotic herbs and plants.
In town you cant even sleep properly. When I go to country, I go to bed at 9-10 pm, read and sleep. Here I browse 4chan till 2am at best. I dont need to smoke outside of city, I can watch birds do their shit and rustle around the feeding table instead of TV.
I dont actually like my work, cos I need to do what I dont believe in, but check is good, so I keep on.
I dont think I'll be looking for a waifu if I make it. First of all, I wanna make my parents and sis comfy/ Sis has 3 kids and is married to a good for nothing. They need a bigger house, for sure, cos rn all 5 of them sleep in the same room. My parents are in their 60s and are running out of time to enjoy the life. They need a villa in the Mediterranean, cos it's good for health and beautiful.

Sponsoring cool art also sounds great. I am yet to see a good Coppelia ballet. If I were a blnaire, I could stage one for meself.

imagine the cuck that actually wrote that piece of "journalism"

>>13152134
>my life will start when I get rich

EVERY TIME. You'd be exactly like Notch

>>13151611
100%. I'd like to lift weights, play piano, read all day, whatever. Achieving financial independence is just my gateway to that.

>>13152729

"Temporarily embarrassed billionaire" detected

>>13151553
Based

>>13151546
He should pump LINK for the memes, it will get him out of his existential dread for a few months.

>>13152744

Good point you got me there, lol. He could work to improve his own country then.

>>13153252
exactly!!
there's nothing stopping you from being involved in your local community.

>>13152030
MOAR

>>13152404
Fryslan boppe fren.

>>13152277
>billionaire
>still shackled to the jews
Some things never change huh? How much money do you need to actually break the shackles?

this article reads like anyone with wealth isn't allowed to be considered human anymore

typical british betas

>>13152316
Yeah, being rich is only fun if you are old money so even your butler is rich. If you get rich you have to marry into an old money family, not only to actually have some friends, but also so that when new world orders are decided you won’t be chopped into pieces and discarded.

>>13153403
Bliksem, nóg een

>>13151546
Think of it like playing a video game with all the cheat codes, at first it's fun then the shit just gets boring because you can easily get everything.

This is why all those rich kids are depressed and turn to drugs.


All you really gotta do is learn some self restrain and keep a job to keep you occupied. only use that rich money when you really need it.

>>13153440
I'd imagine running a company is pretty challenging, even with all the money he has.
up to him to scale up the projects he's working on to keep things interesting.

>>13152134
based. i really hope you make it anon. How much link you have?

As other anons have touched upon, if you make it, you better get /fit/ and lift otherwise you'll be a miserable fuck no matter how rich. It's pretty ridiculous how often this is overlooked, even by "successful" folk

>>13151546

If getting rich is your only goal in life your life is way too one-dimensional anyway. For many people like him after they get rich they will just focus on getting even richer because that's the only thing they know. This faggot however just seems unhappy in general, the money didn't make him that way he was that way before already. He could always give away his money but he never will and it definitely wouldn't make him any happier anyway. Basically he's not very smart and has other mental health issues on top of it. Getting rich didn't magically fix those issues.

>>13153635
>Basically he's not very smart

I agree with what you're saying, but he's a member of the Swedish chapter of MENSA. He's smart, he's just an insufferable melancholic type. Losing some weight and finding a fulfilling hobby would make him happier than adding more zeroes to his bank account at this point.

>>13153690
>do gamedev for a hobby to waiver away depression
>earn billions doing it
>gamedev is now a job
>depressed again
what do bros

>>13153690
MENSA is full of self fellating autists who can't stop spilling spaghetti to live normal lives

I can imagine a number of biz anons will follow his path after this year. Hopefully, I actually go through with pet projects I'd want to create when I make it big.

>>13153718
Pick up an instrument or something, I don't know. We have all the information in the world at our fingertips. The only limits are the ones we impose on ourselves, consciously or not.

>>13153732
Yeah, MENSA is faggy as fuck. That said, if you consider IQ to be even a somewhat accurate objective measure of intelligence, then you have to be smart to get in. He's a smart depressive fat ass.

Brainlets with money don’t have anything to live for. There is always another mountain to climb for the intellectual mind.

Drones that happen to strike it rich probably off themselves because they are from long bred work stock, working is in their genetic code, sad that a guy that created the ultimate sandbox game and could most likely spend ages playing his own game was given a sandbox reality and he has no idea what to do with it.

>>13151611
>create things.
I'd like the create things, I imagine having billions would help.

>>13153690

If he unironically thinks being rich made his life worse he's not a very smart man period. He could always become poor, if he thinks that was better, by giving his money away. He might have a high IQ sure I don't know but what I know of mensa's IQ tests it basically tests processing speed which isn't the same thing as intelligence.

>>13151546
Well then just fucking donate the money to charities the fat cunt.

>>13154000
>he's not a very smart man period
Or he just craves the sweet feeling of being the victim.

>>13151546
fund a Berserk anime you fucking piece of shit

if I was a billionaire I would spend literally all day reading. Id try to pass elon musk in books read

>>13154034

Yea, could be true. Might be he doesn't even hate being rich, just likes the attention/victim bullshit.

>>13151815
let me guess.. the rooftop bar downtown, sky bar, or roosevelt hotel?

>>13152604
>for instance he could hire a ton of architects and make a hogwarts like house with secret passages and all kinds of hidden stuff.

>>13151553
>t. brainlet that hasn't created anything, ever

Striving to create something (in his case one of the greatest single person developed games of all time) is a soul-filling endeavor. NPCs like your sorry ass will never feel that shit.

Notch, if you're doing this get off your fat ass and create a fucking arena/dueling FPS with predictive movement and acceleration and rocket jumps, videogames today are literally a waste of weed

Also fuck your daily mail peasantry

>>13152873
How much?

>>13151968
Absolute based

>>13151673
>dear reddit,
>I had a savage post today on /biz/ and I basically told mitch what was up. I completely owned him and lots of anons asked me questions.
>I was really important for a little while
>is this how other people feel?

>>13154296
>videogames today are literally a waste of weed
Fuck, now that just pisses me off

>>13154198
SLS on La Cienega

>>13151954
If this isn't a LARP, then HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Fucking loser you should just kill yourself because obviously everybody in your life hates you.
You spit on a man because you HAD more money than him. You are worse than him.

>>13153440
this only really applies to normies. wealth lets you jumpstart endless entreprises, essentially multiplying your creative output by the number of people you can hire. only dull minds get bored being rich

>>13152134
"What do I do? I'm a patron of the arts."

This world deserves a better class of billionaires. I have no doubt that everyone of us could do better in his position. It's why I'm all in on chainlink.

Has noone told this fat fuck obesity contributes to depression? Of course you feel like shit when your actively destroying your body with overeating and excess alcohol, no amount of money will changs biology

>>13151546
Of course it is if you don't have discipline and this fatty sure does not have any.

Being a billionaire is basically a free ticket to drown your brain in dopamine 24/7 which is the exact thing you should do if you want to be depressed and be left without any drive.

Ever wondered why the rich often slowly turn into degenerates, especially over generations?
Because they must try more and more deviant shit to stimulate their reward system after they become so blasé of every pleasure that is deemed acceptable.

If you want to enjoy life ironically you have to discipline yourself when it comes to pleasures otherwise you will just fry your reward circuit like a heroin addict.

The sad part is that judging from his lack of motivation after becoming a literal billionaire, it is clearly obvious the success of mojang had absolutely nothing to do with him. His team probably made it all happen while the fat fuck sat on the back seat enjoying the ride, yet he still fucked them in the end. This guy is a piece of shit.

>>13151546
I'm of the opinion that being raised rich gives kids a very special kind of brain damage that permanently inhibits them for the rest of their lives.

>>13154546
>implying

>>13151546
Don’t you guys watch Jordan Peterson videos. He covers this. More money does not make you happy. Think about. Have you ever seen a happy rich person, I mean one who wasn’t faking happiness?

>>13154584
Fuck more money would definitely make me happy. I have a great family, love life, want to have all the children I can have and have a redpilled woman who has amazing values. Money would literally 100% simplify my life right now, yet I cannot attain it without wasting years of my life away from the family I love or investing in crypto in the hopes we make it. Life is a bitch like that, apparently you can never have it all.

>>13151546
There is no such thing as "too much money". The amount is all relative. What you decide to do with your massive amount of wealth is what dictates your morality. Some will then go on to say morality does not exist, there is no such thing as good and evil simply means to an end.

>>13154625
IF you ever make it, you're in for a big dissapointment. Same thing happens to
>tfw no gf
types as well. I used to dream about how happy I'd be once I got a hot girlfriend that waited on me. Dreamt about it for year. Finally got one and was bored within a week.
.
You're always chasing the dragon.

>>13154584
>Have you ever seen a happy rich person, I mean one who wasn’t faking happiness?

Of course. Having money doesn't prevent you from having a purpose in life nor does it give you purpose. A lot of successful people, ones who poor their life into their passion are the happiest. I wouldn't shit on Notch because I can guarantee a good number of us will do the same thing. We all have ideas of grandeur of what we'd do if we had millions upon millions of dollars to burn, how do you know you'll take the steps to execute these ideas and see them through if push comes to shove and you can make it a reality? Those successful people, those who are doers and make tons of money for it generally start before they have money, not after they have money.

>>13154751
>don’t mind me just sex offending in plain sight because I’m too rich to be prosecuted

>>13154736
This guy knows what’s up. The fact is, only those who have attained what they were after understand that our society(the Jews) have been lying to you.

>>13152861
You work for Sergey??!

>>13154584
that's nothing but selection bias, stemming from the fact that most rich people you hear about are the "dumb but lucky"-low-lives that couldn't have become rich in any of the previous human generations.
look at people like the founder of IKEA who never gave interviews, wore decade old shitty jeans and kept completely 100% private. you don't hear about him, because he made sure you wouldn't. for every boasting, degenerate hedonist there are countless people smart and mature enough to keep a low profile and not overindulge like a 5-year-old.

>>13152602
>He plagiarized the source code for Minecraft from Infiniminer
fucking hell. I knew Zachtronics was kino but I never knew about Infiniminer

>>13151611
Easy to say

>>13154799
please tell me the head on the after pictures was shopped larger kek

>>13152344
>thinking he has all that money in cash

the simultaneous wisdom and pure idiocy of this board still manage to surprise me

>>13154836
you can find his reddit thread by searching google images for "bobblehead manlet" and its NOTHING BUT UNIRONIC PRAISE
i burst out laughing the first time i saw this guy, and this pic still makes me chuckle every time i see it

>>13151708

>He's like a worker bee who somehow got out of his caste.

Damn, this is so accurate for people like him. For some people working for a living is all they have, sometimes I wish I had that mindset since it would make wagecucking so much easier to handle, unfortunately I have more of the NEET mindset where work means literally nothing to me but stress and boredom.

>>13154498
this, this, this

t. first gen rich guy

If he truly hated being isolated for being disgustingly rich he wouldn't be going on year 4 of living a meme life up in Beverly hills. Go hang out with the Kardashians you fat fuck

>>13151546
I remember being rich in RuneScape back in the day
Everyones nice and wants to be your friend because of the money. There's nothing genuine when people know your wealth

>>13155073
Remember, he's still the same autist he was when he started this shit.

I'm in a similar situation, and some of you might be too. There is this implicit notion that money will improve everything, but when you get there, everything stays the same. Your personality will not change, no, only your behavior might reveal it more. See >>13154498

Work feels meaningless because
- you earn enough to live comfortably through investments
- you could just hire someone else (better than you) to do the job
- you see the world from another, global perspective, and cannot endure the thought of being a small cog in the big system anymore
- your relationship to other people and to your employer will never be the same again, even if they don't know what's up

>>13155165
To expand on this, I guarantee that 99% of you coin shilling, greedy, materialistic, comsumption-addicted fucks on this board will be fucking miserable should you ever make it. If you have no discipline now, money will get you nowhere but deep into sin. If you are a dreamer, you will stay a dreamer and achieve nothing even with the best resources. If you think money will give you social connections, status and ability you'll be fucking rekt as you will painfully realize that the true limiter of your self-development and happiness will be your shitty personality and mindset.

Still, you will want it, yet you will not like it once you are here. Welcome to your own personal hell.

>>13155353
I flip back and forth between worrying about not getting enough crypto to have a chance at making it and worrying about what might happen if I do. Like selling too early or too late etc.

>>13151555
If anything, being rich would make you less motivated to lose weight, because it requires hard work, and why would you want to do any hard work when you have all the money in the world?

>>13155459
Be sensible, do not keep more than half of your capital in crypto. Diversify across currencies and exchanges. Keep the majority of your digital currencies in paper wallets, and make 2-3 copies of each and distribute them to different locations. I know the desire is huge, but DON'T FUCKING tell ANYONE you have anything to do with crypto. Do not daytrade. Evaluate projects on their technical merit and community. Don't listen to shills, research for yourself. Invest only in things you understand. If you don't have time for that, don't invest in crypto - 95% here is pure bullshit.

>>13155500
Nobody I know irl has any idea that I'm aware of crypto. I use a ledger nano rather than paper and the only trading I did was familiarizing myself with Binance in the beginning. You're right that is tempting to mention btc or crypto in conversation but it's not worth it

>>13155627
I hope you have that ledger nano private key backed up on paper somewhere.

Yeah, don't bring it up, ever, because some will be tempted to ask again in the future. They'll begin to think more about your money than about yourself. If you don't tell them, you don't have to worry about changes in your relationship with them.

>>13154584

That's not what the studies say and I doubt Jordan Peterson has said that. He's kind of retarded and biased in some ways but I doubt even he would misinterpret the studies that much. Usually the results have been something like: money only makes you happier to a point(something like $70k per year iirc?) and after that it doesn't make you any happier but it doesn't make you unhappy either and why would it lol? That's just poor people cope.

>>13155681
>He's kind of retarded
How can you say that and assume people will not assume you're a complete and utter posturing moron?

>>13156249

All you have to do is watch this discussion between Pastor Peterson and an actual scientist to know what I mean.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PY4sShDt9to&app=desktop

>>13153207
based and wholesomepilled

>>13152134
this guy ffs lol
where you from dude?

>>13151546
he sold part of his privacy for a billion. He could have easily stayed anonymous and maybe had less.

>>13156308
>Actual scientist
is "scientist" a synonym for "being intelligent" now? The ivory tower had been such a durable meme for a reason.

Money can't buy happiness. Happiness comes from within

>>13156405
>Happiness comes from within
When you have money and can be certain over your power over your life.
there is a reason why all that happened to Buddah started from him being a son of a incredibly wealthy person. He was groomed to be superior and all his shenanigans were him just larping as a non-wealthy person.

Notch isn't unhappy because he's rich.
He's happy because he's a fat fuck who spends his days doing nothing but jacking off and shitposting.
The male body NEEDS to practice semen retention and an active lifestyle or your dopamine and testosterone levels plummet, period.
No matter what, avoid being stagnant for too long. Lethargy is addictive and drains you while it comforts you.

>>13156442
>>Happiness comes from within
>When you have money and can be certain over your power over your life.
>there is a reason why all that happened to Buddah started from him being a son of a incredibly wealthy person. He was groomed to be superior and all his shenanigans were him just larping as a non-wealthy person.
its almost as if not having to worry about the next paycheck allowed you to focus on more transcendental stuff...

what a fucking surprise xD

>>13156490
The Buddha didn't have a paycheck. He gave up all his wealth.

>>13156405
shut the fuck up

>>13156405
If my brother is dying from something I can treat with money, then money would bring me happiness. Or if my kids are starving and I can't afford to feed them. Money doesn't guarantee happiness, but it can remove misery.

>>13156594
He received an incredibly privileged upbringing, as mentioned in his story. Also, the knowledge of having a safety net if shit hits the fan makes all the difference. Look at rebellious anarchkiddies, they are invariably children of rich people larping as poor. They can return to their rich people ways at whim by virtue of their connections, or by having rich people skills and customs.

>>13156613
That's why the typical buddhist cuts ties from all. He's basically a freeloading burden to his environment.
The ancient, asiatic NEET.

>>13153485
It's still challengeing but it's still the point that even without the company being sucessful he can get whatever he want.

Again with the game with the cheats, its like playing the game without the cheats, but still having the enabled just incase, there's no risk other than his reputation as if it alll goes bad he still has a bunch of money to fall back on. So the reward of running that company and scaling it up just isn't as big as he's already done that.

>>13156372
netherlands.
have not really updated after 2014, quality declined so much.
might start up mal and download everything from 2014 and onward at some point

>>13156628
>>13156657
lit and buddahpilled

>>13156707
>over 1.5 TB of degeneracy
Yikes. Let's hope you don't actually have offsprings

>>13156707
>boku no pico complete pack

Man I just want money so i can use all my free time reading the bible, books, /lit/ schizo posting and fapping without caring about the next paycheck

I don't give a fuck about

>women
>'status'
>human fulfilment
>opinions of others

There is just two things to care about in this world, having enough money to buy food/pay bills for the next day/month, and God himself (his will in comparison to you), but God is completely silent unless you believe in Jesus Christ, but that is another big implying the orthodox church knew what Christ wanted, so you are back to square one

I guess i would gamble some of the money in bluechips and give the profits to charities just to feel good

Im so fucking lazy that I can't even bring myself to buy booze when I want to get drunk and just drink water instead

>>13154952
Yeah for me, I just want to be rich so I don't have to work.

>>13156822

lifting is kinda nice though, just for the pump

/blogpost/

>>13153690
There is nothing more pathetic than being a MENSA member.

>>13156490
Buddhism BTFO

>>13156845
If listed on a CV, it would be beneficial for the candidate. Don't think it's legal, that's why people don't do it.

>>13156802
>he thinks boku no pico is in any way shape or for the worst that is in there.
it is a list of everything that was made before 2014.
let me tell you i kinda tap out after they start skullfucking a loli, but i am autistic so the list is complete.
also it was kinda depressing how 80% of the older ones with stories ended really bad for MC

>>13156707
>Pia Carrot
Nice. Always thought the Pia Carrot game looked cool.

>>13156892
Yeah, I assumed it was just a big collection with everything for completeness. I know Boku no Pico isn't the worst, but I mostly just know hentai names from memes.

>>13152134
I would use my millions to order and oversee a 64-episode OVA adaptation of Milk Closet. Criminally underrated.

>>13153440

If I was rich as Notch, I dont think I would get tired of giving throatpies to barely legal 18 years old escorts. but who knows.

>>13152134
this post and all the encouraging responses show just how childish and naive this board is lol
"a-a-and if, if i was wich wiff a bunch o-of monee, i wud not be bad, i wud be very nice and pay f-for anime and maek video gaems"
do you realize how inane this shit sounds? You can go work and get a house and raise a family and work out RIGHT NOW, but you won't, because you'd rather write autistic daydream fanfics about how humble and simplistic billionaire (you) is. If you have the ability to think logically instead of emotionally, then hear what I'm saying and take it to heart. If you are older than 18 and you unironically posted that, you have a LOT of growing up to do and you're extremely naive

>>13157562
thats a lot of assumptions you are making.
I AM working on getting a house. and getting kids. it just wont be able to support 10 kids. maybe 2 at most.
i cant buy houses for my family and i cant really say i will be able to buy houses for my kids.
and there is no way i could fund anything right now.

people like you and>>13153252
are dumb as fuck.

>>13157600
i'm not making many assumptions here. This kind of daydreamy, utopia post is so incredibly naive and simplistic and indicative that you don't really understand how the world works.

>>13157619
>take 5 minutes to answer a hypothetical question
YOUR A DAYDREAMING LOSER WITH TO MUCH TIME THAT IS NOT DOING ANYTHING TO BETTER HIS LIFE AND WILL NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING
honestly kys

>>13151546
>MONEY WON'T MAKE YOU HAPPY LOOK AT ALL THOSE UNHAPPY LOTTO WINNERS JUST BE A WORKER BEE BRO
>BUT ALSO LOOK AT THAT WHINING BILLIONAIRE WHAT A LOSER LOL
I wish media subhumans got a modicum of coherence with their propaganda

>>13157643
you're missing the point entirely. Like i said, you seem very naive, childish even. You should leave the comfort of your room and go do some hard shit, like confronting your parents for flaws in the way they raised you, or meet someone who is extremely successful and spend time with them. whatever, something like that. I'm not your enemy, i'm trying to help you because your daydream isn't bad but you need to start to grow up and leave childish ways behind.

>>13151546
Ask tron owners

>>13157693
The only autistic child i see here is you, you think you know so much better, yet cant even recognize some banter.

>>13157707
alright dude, good luck. Eventually you may somehow gain understanding and trade childishness for masculinity. It's not really your fault, it's your dad's fault for not teaching you these things, and your mom's fault for teaching you a feminine view of masculinity and protecting you for so long. This is the case for many, many men and it's very discouraging to see. Like I said, i genuinely wish you good luck on the journey.

>>13157765
now your just trolling

>>13157693
hard shit, like confront your parents for flaws in the way the raised you
What good is going to come out of that? If your parents tried to raise you right there's no point attacking them because you turned out to be a little piss ant despite their attempts.

>>13157818
i didn't say attack, i said confront. For the record, this is something I haven't even done, but i feel like it's something I need to do eventually.
What i mean is to understand that you were probably raised incorrectly, albeit with good intentions, just as your parents likely were. For the last few generations (maybe much longer), fundamental ideas like masculinity + femininity, right + wrong, nature + society, etc., have been twisted and subverted to the point that if we want to live correctly we have to learn these things ourselves. That's extremely difficult and in the past it was done by our mother and father and our grandparents. A step in healing those wounds is talking to your dad about it and telling him things that you regret and were hurt by in the way you were raised and what you were taught. This is similar to some religions that teach about crying out to god and voicing your complaints (job is the only example i know because i'm not a religion buff)

>>13157562
Do you have PTSD or something?

>>13151546
feel bad for the guy
t. pic related

>>13157891
>>13157765
>>13157693
>>13157562
I have never seen anyone project this hard, jesus christ get it together.

>>13157891
I’ve confronted my parents many times and they shrug and continue the behavior. Yoy have to come to terms with yourself to move forward

>>13157958
I'm not projecting you foolish kid. I struggle with this shit and so do most people. Look at the world, it's obvious. I'm trying to help my fellow anons grow with me. Would you like some reading material that may be illuminating for you?

>>13157780
he is just jelous that you have a dream and he doesnt

>>13151673
it's illegal to resell alcohol that has already been sold, even if it still sealed. This is a larp

>>13157891
>A step in healing those wounds is talking to your dad about it and telling him things that you regret and were hurt by in the way you were raised and what you were taught.

You would only do this if you wanted your father to tell you to stop being a bitch, because he has better things to do than coddle you.

>>13153207
>Se piensa que Argentina no es una cagada llena de zurdos y "ellos"

Pobrecito el gordito yanki

He could try being a philanthropist or something instead of just indulging himself 24/7, but what can you expect from someone who got rich by stealing a product.

>>13151546
This man is probably the best-known example in our generation of how not to be rich.
When in doubt, just dump excess money into immortality or cancer cure research.

>>13157562
>>13157619
>>13157693
>>13157765
>>13157891
You have to go back faggot

>>13158342
>misses the entire point