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>>13143081
Cringe & Doompilled

>>13143112
I'm cringing @ your bags lmao

>>13143081
>tfw bought at $31
REEEEEEE

>>13143118
I had bags but now I'm free
There are no bags on me.

>>13143139
Is that you, Jambo Portersow?
I love your Pistachio analysis

>Trump's "Tax Cut" so poorly written that it penalized business that stay in the US
>Rewards businesses for relocating outside the US
AHAHAHA you can't even make this stuff up.

But anyways , decay on Vixes is disgusting and although I do expect it to jump, I fail to see how is it going to 0erform better than options against index or something like that.

So what's the general investing strategy here?

Flipping pump and dump shitstocks?

Anyone do security analysis and value investing?

>>13143188
Filtered

>>13143212
You can find everything from complete autists to dividend boomers here.

WTF GOLD WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SAFE HAVEN

>>13143230
You need to analyze why gold is not performing while in this situation.

>>13143188
>"although i expect it to go up, i fail to see value"
If you're not holding vix, you're short it.

>>13143237
The jews?

Nothing puts hair on your chest like buying SQQQ with the intent of holding it for a month or longer.

>>13143230
i told that stupid asshat yesterday not to take a max leverage long at the $1310 spot because of exactly what we're seeing...

Alteryx is my biggest holding.

>European female bankers

(yykes)

>>13143237
What are you implying here.

>>13143042
Hey guys - who wants to pay for my free course online, I'm one of the top, stock options traders in the entire world, and I'm here to show you how it's done. If it were easy to be Jeff Bishop, everyone would be doing it.

>>13143228
profit, where can I get a bagel with lox? I'm fucking starving like a small child on his way to auschwitz over here.

Will platinum ever be worth more than gold again?

>>13143246
I'm not holding vix bcs it did not perform as well as being short on spx

>>13143279
No but LINK will

>>13143285
well I have some uvxy calls and some spy puts, so I can show you how wrong you are in a few hours.

ddddrrrrruuuummmpppffff stop shorting oil!

>>13143265
Average euro 27 yo female banker

LUNA

>>13143297
Please do, I like to be wrong and finding new ways of shekelmaking

(Comfy) is a faggot
Pendulum is a literal faggot

>>13143305
nobody wants your fucking oil, just like nobody is going to pay $15 per hour for labor, especially now that we've got a huge supply of juans waiting in front of home depot.

>>13143321
All tripfags are... Fags

>>13143328

>>13143328
well nobody on the internet has even touched a girl, faggot

to the anon with the max leverage gold long at 1310 spot... F

>>13143253
Stupid asshat here, and as i see it the jokes on you because i accurately predicted that gold will be 1300 on friday. So yeah, what im saying is that im the winner here. Actually, if i only did exactly the opposite of what i though was right, would be rich! yeah...

>>13143237
200+ IQ post
the central banks will dump gold price?
a deflationary slow-slip is coming?

>>13143360
uhh, dude.... you just, just made my head hurt. I had to read that sentence 3 times... I think i've had enough internets for one day.

>US GDP rose only 2.2% Q4 2018

>>13143349
I'll sell at 1260. I'll eat the loss

https://youtu.be/6ONRf7h3Mdk?t=201

lets open lets go

>>13143395
like 100% liquidated at 1260, or are you really going to iron hands it and ride this shit to the moon in 6 months?

>>13143408
100% out at 1260. Last time I iron handed was crypto and I lost it all.

>bought 1000 shares of HAIR last year for like $1.75
>sold a couple weeks layer when it hit $2.37
Made over $600, but now I see it's down to $0.64.... I don't know if I should buy it. What if it gets delisted?

>>13143424
you know you can give gold to chicks and they will do stuff like take their clothes off and suck your dick... i never saw magic internet shekels do stuff like that.

>>13143408
>(((Schiff)))
jews jewing jews or controlled opp?

>>13143377
Don't leave me baggie, im severely retarded and there is no telling what i will do next, but you stand like a beacon of light, a lighthouse on a foreign coast. Sure it don't know how to steer my ship but atleast i know someone tried help me.

>>13143395
Hey youre not me!
or are you?
in truth you could be more me that i am right now. For the first time since october, im bearish on commodities. WTF

>>13143445
How is he jewing Jews? His golden bull performed great during (((QE)))

>>13143042
WHAT THE FUCK DO I BUY? IS THE MARKET OVERBOUGHT OR IS IT JUST GOING TO KEEP GOING UP?

>>13143460
>outspoken critic of the fed

>>13143440
I fucking listened to Schiff and bought miner stock. It's just worthless paper.

>>13143448
Boomers got us bro. Boomers fucking got us aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Need to get off RH so I can trade them 7am PR spikes. Hella lucrative.

>>13143463
sell german and swiss bonds. negative yields man, you just sell that shit.

>>13143470
>Boomers fucking got us
man i will try to save you, i will go short at 1294 and according to my calculations that will create a massive green candle instantly liquidating me. goodspeed!

>>13143500
you could just buy silver, that shit's going to 500 per ounce

I only have about $100 worth of RY puts right now
wish I had bought more
might buy more today

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5oaCPCqN3Y

>>13143500
and i hear chicks will still take their clothes off and suck dick for silver too.

Who’s gonna win today? Is Apple ready to run? Disney? Dudeweed? Is everything going down?

>>13143474
Is it really that different on schwab or TD or WellsTrade or whatever? You get an extra 30 minutes Of actual movement?

>>13143516
That shits so fucking hard to store fuck me.

>>13143408
>Outspoken critic of The Fed and one of the few that can see through the endless barrage of bullshit to how this really ends
>taking an article written by a 12 year old larping as an inferior and edgier version of Travis Bickle seriously

>>13143516
What makes you say that? I have some silver stocked up so personally I'd love it but why are you so optimistic?

>>13143544
>zerohedge
>ever

>>13143523
Your ID has GOD in it lol

>>13143556
OWL

evens: green
odds: YUGE green

>>13143537
here's what you do, you buy a gym membership and keep a locker, now you don't store the silver in the locker, that'd be dumber than hell, but what you do is you make 2 geo-caches and etch the coordinates of the geo cache inside the the locker on the wall. now the geo-cache coordinates on the wall is where you put the (false) cache, but you see if you reverse the coordinates that's where you put the cache that holds the treasure map to where you physically went out and burried the silver.

What does this mean?

>>13143611
the bogs made a couple yang

First ever dip into the UK stock market, bought 300 stocks in a company that's pretty near its 52 week low (low was obvs December)

Immediately next day loses 4/5% and is now JUST above said low point.

Fuck. This was meant to be a sure thing!

>>13143516
>>13143522
That sounds nice. I have some problems with silver tho. It is shorted massivly to keep it from being a store of value like gold, and also help industries with lower prices (just conspiracy talk, who knows what your peoples actual reason is).
However if we do have a real recession, in which stores of value are sought after:
1. industrial demand will decrease
2. dumps are deflationary

Everyone is thinking, especially after mr j. powells dovish turnaround, that we are gonna have japan-esque scenario where the central banks "pump it" and we super-mega inflation to the moon. This is why gold, with the hype taken into account, only follows the index.
Why do you think the big banks are comfortable shorting silver? because we are in a deflationary enviroment. JP morgan aint stupid.

>>13143611
Turn on some indicators for luls

>>13143655
we''re not approaching a recession, what we're going to see is the end of the world.

ding ding ding ding ding ding

>Immediately down $350

REFR

Always remember bears: as long as everyone is aware that the market should fall, it never will. Short squeeze is a motherfucker and screwing people who watched The Big Short one time keeps the economy afloat.

Alright. I have two days to get up 6 percent to be green this week.

Come on LPTX you can do it.

>>13143580
You're a genius and oil fucked me hard. -2% today.


>>13143655
Silver likes stagflation the most. Iirc in beginning of 08 silver came down first and then started pumping. So it's more of a doomer asset compared to gold which will perform great in rising market during QE4 5

FACEMELTER

PLEASE F GO UP PLEASE IM RUNNING OUT OF HOPE

who /401k/ here? my pay has been so fucked up lately kinda upset but at least the money is caught up now

>>13143500
it didnt work, bu atleast now im making money

Lulu is mooning. Can options go against your day trades?

>>13143776
yes

>>13143772
1260 EOD at this rate

>CRMD

On it's way to $15?

T M W H

>>13143776
>tfw first US stock purchase was this three weeks ago
feels good man

THAT WAS MY LAST YANG!

AAAAAA

ALL MY BEAUTIFUL DUDE WEED STOCKS

>>13143808
these poor Canadian agriculturalists are getting millions wiped off their caps

>wheat
RIP. Seems i was right about it retracing to 4.5

Since im short gold now i might aswell be short oil and wheat.

Y'all know where I can get a few extra yang?

>>13143668
Can't w8

>>13143808
no shit CRON is a joke of a company way overvalued

WHO IS PUMPING FUCKING CRON EVERYMORNING WHO WHO FUCKING WHOOOO

>>13143655
based and deflationpilled

I think I just blew up my account again... you guys know how to get enough dividend things so every day some mother fucker is giving me a yang or two?

>>13143849
Baasedbeans wants to touch 900

Thanks REFR

Shill me some good dividend earning real estate stocks

>>13143902
LUNA

>>13143886
what am i gonna have to do fucking dump on the chinks, eurocucks, and the americans? brb I need to go make a happening...

>>13143898
what the fuck that volume. no thanks.

>>13143917

Good. Stay out of it.

>>13143902
NRZ

You guys see crons candle over 2 million buys

>>13143902
I've never even gotten any dividends and am everything wrong with the economy... I just spend every second of the day looking at stupid ass charts and making fun of peoples poverty.... I'm going to go jerk off to naked drawn Japanese people now. Pick related it's me and my last trade.

>>13143876
Well you can go on dividend.com like I do every week looking what stonks are gonna go exdiv next two weeks. You see exdiv and payout there so only thing left is to pick those you like so payout days are every day. Can be done with monthly payers I think

Reposting from yesterday

https://www.siliconinvestor.com/readmsg.aspx?msgid=32088515

Shorts are about to squeezed like fuck. This is a low float stock. My prediction is run up to 5 by summer. Double digits next year

>Short interest up 137,342 to 1,232,450.

>>13143930
who the fuck is going to buy my large order if I go in.

>>13143915
give a yang take a Yang

>>13143945
there is all the time in the world, don't do something that isn't obvious

>>13143954

You must be stupid, stay out of it lol. It's a low float =/= your orders aren't executed immediately

>>13143957
Bro this is worse than buying LCI Industries for $84

Another 5% day for dude weed huh?

Cronos just jumped 5% in less than 1 hour and no one here is talking about it. Someones buying a ton of cron

>chance of profit: 99.77%
>99.77% chance that FB drops by $60+ in 3 weeks
Seems kind of high

>>13144028
>Robinhood predicts the next recession
you heard it here first

>>13144028
>that delta
Bro do you even know what you’re doing? You’d buy that option and it would literally never go up and then it expires and you lose 1$

FUCK YOU JEROME POWELL!!! FUCK YOU TRUMP!!! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!!!

pff ezz

>PLUG is finished

Lmao

Thanks for listening... I should just kill my self..

pic related: it's my last yang.

>>13144063
>>13144093
What happen baggiesan?

INFOSYS

thank me for the INFO later

>>13144045
>Bro do you even know what you’re doing?
No I'm trying to learn, hence it's a cheapie
>You’d buy that option and it would literally never go up and then it expires and you lose 1$
Jokes on you I'm already down $2 on it if I sell at $1
Pic related, the day I should have sold it

>The dividends from just one share of LMT are going to more than make up for it tomorrow
It's whatever, not like I'm ruined if it expires worthless

>>13144087
Sounds like somebody forgot to papskiven fjernes for brug. Many such cases!

>>13144103
i ran out of booze and cocaine and haven't slept since sunday.

>>13144103
gold flashcrash?

many goldbugs (especially new-new ones) are freaking out at the moment

Anybody get the SRNE dip yesterday?
I'm up 12% on it already

>>13144116
POO

>>13144137
put some socks on before you go to bed, it helps.

>>13144154
beds are for people who have more than 0 yang

>>13144146
Nah no money to buy.

I'm getting justed though by LPTX. I'm finally down on it. I'm holding it long term so I guess I don't care, since I expect it to back up, but it still hurts.

>>13144148
alright im selling

What happened to the assholes who weren't buying spy for $280.79 yesterday??? What makes today so much fucking better?

>>13144143
Don't confuse Gold bugs with GLD fags.

>>13144117
No worries new friend. The delta is the value your option will increase/decrease if the stock moves 1$ up/down. So say you have an option for FB where the delta: 0.5 then every dollar FB goes up, your option increases .5 aka 50$ Gain.

Theta is the decay which is the amount your option will decrease throughout the day, since it’s technically a leveraged trade. So if you have a delta: 0.5 and a theta: .02 that’s a good looking option. If the stock trades sideways that day and doesn’t move at all, you’ll only lose about 2$ from the theta decay. Those are the two big Greeks you should know right off the bat. This is my layman’s explanation anyway.

Fucking Congress blew up dude weed and fucked my puts

>>13143360
>>13143247
>>13143266
Gold seems to be influenced by the economic war between Germany and the UK. Germany needs a week Euro to export, my guess is that this is a temporary reaction to the expectation of a soft brexit. I just do not see a soft brexit happening for geopolitical reasons though.

Dcar anons where?

>>13144125
WHAT DOES IT MEAN AAAAA

is atvi going back down to 41?

>>13144189
they remembered the Golden Bull and said Fuck it Lets make some Yang

>>13144234
i'm in it... holding tight for now

>>13144148
PYX?

I will make 10 yang today to make up for that 2 yang some ones been trying to take away from me for the past 23 15-minute candles. I will make them stroke my cock and suck my balls.

WHAT WAS THAT?

>>13144288
some one found an arbitrage play in some mispriced options using a box spread.

>>13144288
found the problem

THE WHOLE MARKET IS RIGGED

>>13144269
I was joking anon. Buy whatever you want. Don't listen to me, Im the fucking idiot who listened to Peter Schiff and bought gold stocks.

>>13144324

I got the hot fix patch for my Boeing 737 max 8 right in time.

>>13144309
calm down with the trader lingo, volatility isn't high enough for that yet

Rate my babby dividend portfolio

D
T
KO
JPM
MMM
PSXP

This is in addition to funds. Scared of tech stocks cratering but I know I need some.

>>13144362
>yet
you mean we can still go to the moon?

>>13144325

Don't worry! Buy the dip.

>>13144373
i'm afraid all moon trips have been cancelled until further notice.. please return your moon suit to your nearest broker

>>13144366
MSFT or AAPL for tech. NRZ for real estate exposure.

anyone else fall for the $vyst meme awhile back?

>>13144406
No habla englais!!!

>>13144373
How's your volatility vs short doing? Or is it gonna show itself later ?

>>13144445
I rebalanced so they were even in yang value and well.... You're winning by $30 so far.

>>13144445
>>13144474

pic related

>>13144440
No moon

>>13144488
oh fuck we just flew right past it... look at that shit right there.

The stupid QE is still there

>>13144354
Thanks, you fixed it.
>>13144481
intredasting

>stop loss hits
>stock immediately skyrockets back up
Why are the jews like this

>>13144481
>>13144474
Nice! This piece of shit vacuum market will jump up again soon I believe, curious to see if UVXY will be able to jump over then.

This (((dip))) is making me concerned they found something in the Mueller Report after all

>>13144503
Oh fuck you're winning by a fraction of a yang.

fuck me man. Another grand gone today.

Talk about a rollercoaster ride. This market a shit. A SHIT!

>>13144544
This is exactly what I had some time ago. Market pumped bit back and with all moves Greeks on short still somehow make it more profitable than Volatilities. It's bullshit

>>13144595
volatility is still low... we need spy to drop 10 bucks and uvxy to go up 30 bucks.... only then will I be satisfied.

>>13144416
Thanks m8

>>13144624
Yes but where will your put be if Spy drops by 10 bucks?

>>13144656
15 @ like $10 deep ITM. so that's like 15 yang?

thats it im sticking to YVR

oh fuck we're gonna crash!!!!

Quick rocket surgeon I need help!!!

Weed banking bill passed committee vote this morning. Next step is full congress.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/tomangell/2019/03/28/marijuana-banking-bill-approved-by-congressional-committee/amp/

>he held? ...

>just sold
FUUUUCK MY LIFE

>>13144750
Pump it higher, bagholder is significantly short.

>>13144750
Based ZOGbog

>>13144709
Nah.

>>13144719
That's a well drawn image.

>>13144556
Dude, stop it with this day in and day out. Take a step back, think things over, and get in again with a fresh look on things.

join in on the fun

>>13144761

>>13144882
should I buy some YVR shares?

>>13144909
i made 25% on monday sold and bought back in yesterday during the dip

fat gains all across the board

instant regret after buying FIZZ

Who here long term holder? My longest hodl is $yeti since November 2018.

>>13144879
>>13144556
This

>>13144949
Been holding GALT (in varying amounts) since August 2018

>>13144994
I regularly sell all my stocks, cfds, options and other assets and start anew. To many hangups gather over time, and in the way some people marry their stocks i marry my far out options on wheat.

get in pussy

I'm new and I invested into silver and gold why is it going down how do we stop it

>>13145026
well basically the price of gold and silver are going down because you've got a high supply of the shit, and the demand just isn't there. So you can stop it from going down by lowering the supply or raising the demand for the stuff.

Bought an ESPR call. Short interest is up to 64%. Selling off because of insider sales even though insider buys and istitutions amounted to far more.

>>13145026
You need mass immigration in order to stop the slow population decline and consequtive natural deflation of all assets, including gold (less people less demand)

What will happen when the boomers stop pumping the market?

Finally!

>>13144879
>>13144994

I gotta get out. Take my multi grand portifolio loss and walk away. Had to do this years ago and that is why I never got back in. Same shit all over again.

This market stumps me. Good news? Crash it. No news? Crash it. Commodities, something of substance when the market goes down, it goes with it.

I feel bad for that anon holding vstm and lptx rn

>>13145067
Maybe you should change your investment style if it keeps losing you money
Try having most of your money in index funds hodling long term and setting aside a certain portion of your portfolio for penny stocks

>le sell and it instantly recovers
getting real tired of this meme bros ...

>>13145067

You do realize that 1 year is considered short-term in the grand scheme of the markets' returns?

>>13145067
more yang for me.

>>13145089
>>13145067
Personally, I think the issue is that you're too focused on the short term and (maybe) don't do enough research into stocks before you buy them
Instead of buying a bunch of random small-cap companies, try doing research, finding a few you really like, and then holding for extended periods of time and averaging down when you're in the red

ITS A BULL DAY FOR ME LADS

>>13145101

You're doing it to yourself and you deserve it.

GDOT retesting today's earlier highs!
Can we do it? just breaking out over 20 day SMA!

>>13145088
Why is this happening?!
WHAT THE FUCK ANON?!

Daily reminder oil is not commodity that goes against stock market and is (((pumped))) and (((dumped))) just the same.

>up 6% and counting

>>13145117
wow, rude >:|

>>13145089
>Maybe you should change your investment style if it keeps losing you money
This is the ultimate bluepill.
Sure, you can always become a index fund normie or a dividend boomer.
But that means surrender.
That means you no longer believe in your ability to make it big with speculation.
It is like a lesser death.

>>13144745
>banks are legally getting in on weed
Now that everyone who matters has their accounts in order, of course its time to federally legalize lmao

>>13144999
Checked. Do you have a price target for GALT, or just playing it by ear?

heh this chart looks really fucking bad.

>>13145067
Put 70% or more in VOO. Then you ride the market. The rest you can make speculative plays on while the bigger part is relatively safe.

>>13145170
>VOO

i cringed

buy VTI, superior gains over the long haul, you want to get in on the small caps

Is it a good idea to short take2games right now?

>>13145190
shorting fort night would be dumb as hell right now...

>>13145183
Doubt it. They track almost identically.

>le drop oil prices to start a pump
shit's really getting on my nerves bros...

>>13145166
There are multiple potential ways the situation could play out (BO, partnership, going it alone)
For multiple reasons I've mentioned in the past, I think the company is in ongoing negotiations with big pharma companies (have stated that they're looking into strategic alternatives, extended period of silence, hiring a strategic advising company, good science with drug potentially complimentary to multiple big pharma companies' pipelines [MRK, BMY, GILD])

Price target if BO is whatever the buyer offers (obviously), otherwise it's $10 or above
If there's a partnership, that price target will probably be hit quickly, if not I'll just have to wait a while longer until we get more data from them

>>13145210
>>13145183
It’s like you guys have never even heard of VTSMX. Sad. Many such crazies.

Cucked myself for -2.5% at open with oil, decided to make it up, played till now, am up 5%. I might be onto something let's hope me and bogs are still on good terms.

>>13145131

It's not rude. I am trying to wake you up and save your money before you blow up your portfolio and have nothing.

You're an idiot who thinks you're going to make millions in an intraday period so you do waaay too many fucking moves too fucking quickly to try and scrape a dollar here and there without understanding any economic cycle that you're investing in.

Take your position and leave it the fuck alone. Check it every once in a while (bi-weekly/monthly) and assess your next moves then.

NOT

>Hurr Durr... Oh noes!!! I lost 0.34%! Better panic sell everything!
>new position
>pullback in the first minute
>moron kid panics
>sell
>more losses

Fucking FUUUCK lPTX just overpaid 40 cents a share to one of you fucking niggers

Calm down children

>>13145267
how old even are you, grampa?
You sound like a zoomzoom

This limp dick market makes me wanna trade crypto. Even biotech is barely volatile, just pr pump and dumps

>>13145247
>before you blow up your portfolio
Blowing it up would make it bigger, though.

theres some serious boggage right now

>>13145132
>Gambling on a market flooded with monopoly paper and copy/paste roll over contract fraud with every country posting downturn performance

Ok mate, I'll throw you some change when I drive past the homeless shelter

>>13145292
20, turning 21 in May

>>13145302
Got back to creep toes on March 19th. Don't do it.

>>13145308
Bitch where?
I have some extra cash but no where to park it. And don't say gold

>>13145308
the whole market is full of degenerates that are sitting significantly short....

>>13145305

Educate yourself, Anon.

https://www.investopedia.com/terms/b/blow-up.asp

>>13145333
the term you're looking for is implode. like what happens when jet fuel hits steel beams.

>>13145247
i appreciate the advice, but that's boring. i have no delusions of making millions, i just have a lot of time to kill at work and do this for fun. if my portfolio ever ends up being down 80% i'll just cut my loses and go back to programming when it's slow

>>13145355
everybody in the whole world's portfolios are about to be down 80%.

>>13145355

If you want to have fun then go to the casino.

>If stocks rally on a US-China trade deal, ‘take profits very quickly,’ Stephen Roach says
Trade deal will crash the market, confirmed

>he didnt buy PHIO

>>13145235
Sounds good, thanks. I've been paying attention to the various potentialities you've been laying out for a while now. This is my first dance with biotech so I'm just trying to firm up the picture in my head.

>>13145329
if you want to make some extra Shekels buy TNK and sell at 98 cents

>>13145238
VTSMX is for poors, VTSAX is the higher tier class of the same fund

>>13145379
will there be a trade deal anytime soon though? if China is already recovering then they will only gain more leverage against the US as time passes.

>>13145396
Pretty happy so far. Nobody knows about it since it doesn’t have a NASDAQ listing. The pump and dumping is way less than your regular biotech because zoomers aren’t bought in.

>>13145347
kek thanks

>>13145457

I bought it on a whim but after some research it seems pretty solid, they're shooting for 2 $ a share

>Appliance Recycling Centers of America

Why do I buy this shit

>>13145333
>educate yourself, shitlord
If investopedia prints a definition of cishet incel, are you gonna start using that, too? lmao

why is the market recovering? just fucking capitulate and kill all the boomer's retirements already.

>>13145375
>stop running strategies I don't like!
You must be fun at parties.

buy HA

FUUUUUUCK GREENDOT at 60
I'm in this one hard, getting worried, it's gonna get hit when people pull money out to buy Lyft

>>13145396
Guess you never miss earnings, huh?

Why is cron up lmao

>>13145521
Ok heare out. I've been full bear mode shorting flipping shit waiting for dumps that never came for few months now but then I saw this video and this motherfucker got fucking stuck in my head.
https://youtu.be/5OFaZcC0lRU
Highly recommended to watch but if not, tldr is Fed will support prices necessary to create money parachutes for boomers because well I'm not gonna spoil reasons in a vid.

>>13145558
legislation for cannabis is going to the house to allow cannabis businesses to use banks

Redpill me on GE and Nokia

>>13145539
>FUD-ing myself about future gains of my fintech fave
I really can't decide if I should take profits or hodl...

>>13145576
>le red pill bush did 9/11 yewtube vid
So this is the power of /smg/...

This stock is cute

>>13145576
Make Syria Israel Again.

>>13145603
It's more of a bluepill iuam, bcs I am now much less bear, I'm afraid we won't see real lows (not December , not even double December dip, reeeeaaal lows) for years and that's a problem when you're buying stock for value

how many times are we going to cross the $280 threshhold on this spy shit this week?

>>13145624
I think we probably agree, but I hate the presentation of youtube videos about "crises." The fed and its ilk will take any means necessary to preserve the status quo of growth, until they are absolutely out of options. The bailouts and QE were justified in their eyes and will be just a starting point next time.

>>13145614
That font. Have you ever thought about suicide?

>>13145621
Based and belongs to /pol/

>>13145668
That's pretty much point of the vid except I never considered reasoning behind that could be literal boomers life support. And boomers don't want to go away. "Crisis" here is fact that next generation is unable to buy dip after boomers and at same time boomers don't want to liquidate now because they might live another decade. Shits fucked either way and FED is only way to go forward.

is THIS why GDOT is running? Some nobody's spotify analysis of the fundamentals?

It can't be, right? But it did just come out this morning, so the timing is right.

if THIS is the catalyst, I better sell, right?

>>13145699
Oops, forgot link:
https://open.spotify.com/episode/48xkDVPDTrJDSJOU9vJiQn?si=Fu2t07TPQpG3jgJkeU61bw

>>13145669
N-no

>>13145695
Filtered

>>13145695
We can fix all the pension funds by printing more money and devaluing our currency.

>>13145713
How many times you need to filter same name (you) autist

>>13145763
That's why shorts & bitcoin is the Patrician's portfolio.

Market tanks and you win.

If they print money to stop it from tanking, they ruin the dollar and you win.

>>13145763
Printing money yes, devaluing currency why? You're importer why would you devalue yourself ? And on top of that all thirdworlders will be jumping in dollars as soon as shitstorm begins so fed will need to try really hard to commit monetary seppuku.

I can just keep making money and shorting the market, then when the market tanks and all the jobs are gone, it'll be ok because i shorted the market.

ok how do i invest in the baby shark song? This thing is going multi-platinum

>>13145763
>>13145796
75M Boomer retirements depend on the stock market doing well. Many pension plans are already critically unfunded.

The boomers are all transitioning from investing to withdrawing.

Either they subsidize boomer retirement through injecting capital into the market, or boomers is kill.

>>13145511

>confuses recent nigger mumble speak for long established investor slang

Kek

Didnt hear it from me

>>13145812
the market is gonna go up next recession

>>13145824
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqZsoesa55w
it's got over 2 billion views. this is the only thing propping up the entire economy.

>>13145828
That's not same as devaluing dollar tho... We got multiples in monetary base post 08 but I don't think donuts cost 8x more now than it did decade ago. Gold reacted well sure but not prices. That's the fucking poitn, you print money, you push it into markets immediately not dropping a cent into real economy.

>>13145849
>People still believe racemixing is bad
I want to make adorable hafu babies.

>>13145837
>Stock discord
Slack has it's IPO this year, when's Discord gonna step up?

>>13145837
>tfw you missed out on the plug boat when it was $1

>>13145900
I wanna make them too, I just want to be a piece of shit and have nothing to do with raising them though.

>>13145712
Your execution is stayed for posting funny pic

I appreciate the anon who told me to invest in AMRS.

>>13145713
reported for reporting a filtering

dropped too expensive.

>>13145886
>What is cost of housing
>What is cost of healthcare
>What is cost of education

>>13145951
what's the market cap at $70 per share?

>>13145951
It's going to IPO at $90~100
screencap this

>>13145956
Well yes, what is cost of housing tell me what I don't know

>>13145962
it'll be $50 by next week.

>>13145947
Reported for announcing a repporting for reporting a filtering

>>13145951
This reminds me of Netflix. How could a company like this be so profitable to have demand. This looks like 1999

>>13145966
That inflation due to debasement of currency takes time, and that capital flows first to where capital can get the best returns.

... dooo do doo do do de doo dee doo
dooo do doo do do de doo dee doo ...

>>13146158
Can't find it, im blind

>>13145669
>>13145712
Don't be mean

>>13146158
yes!!! My curse is free

Anyone riding the TTWO Call train?

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>inb4 post limit

IS THIS WHAT A BREAKING OUT LOOKS LIKE?!

Stay up damn you... it's beating the 200 day SMA handily, but the 20 day is still too close for comfort.

Am I doin it rite?

Stop dumping VSTM plz

Guys... someone needs to make new bread

new bread when?
(I can't bake because AT&T phoneposters rangebanned from posting images)

fuck it i will bake it

NEW THREAD
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>>13146668
>>13146668

>>13146547
literally a hard drop for no reason.