/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>13142303
Why is the pump larger on the second picture? Nice truck Mr Dickerberg

dicklets will never make it because they give a shit
all the old greek statues and shit were dicklets
no woman gives a fuck, even if she does all women are whores
dont do this shit its a waste of time

>>13142344
this

>>13142303
yea they work by destroying your dick have fun getting permanent nerve damage , lifetime pain and impotence for 1 cm girth

>>13142344
ye its 100% social status. b-but she f-flirts with g-guys bbbehind m-muh back. black eye the whore and stab chad. you think how these paki dudes get their bitches to give them 6 chikdren while they themselves beat of to porn all day.

>>13142309
Because it is a recursive enlargement pompe. It pompes all ze things, even itself.

Don't know about this shit but jelqing works. Takes a while though.

>>13142344
dicklet detected kek, extreme girth 7.1 inches length master race reporting

>>13142344
>all the old greek statues and shit were dicklets

It's just an artistic choice / a norm of representation.... simple humility.

They had big penis.

>>13142612
cope

Buy a bathmate
Increased an inch so far plus a little thicker and constantly waking up with morning wood

>>13142612
greek dicklet cope

>>13142742

I can't get mine to do anything much, wondering if I'm too hairy to get a good seal? It's a fucking pain to use.

Jelqing and manual stretching has worked pretty well, though.

>>13142303
dicklet virgin detected

>>13143016
im non virgin 6.5 inch dicklet but when I drop LSD it become bery litlyl peepee

do these things actually cause permanent change or is it a gimmick?

>>13143080
of course it's a gimmick. A lot of people permanently injure themselves with those penis enlarger bs

>>13143016
What gave it away? Him asking if it was possible to make his small penis larger? You're a great detective.

>>13143300
>small

shove it up your ass, tell me then! heh

>>13143316
Gay and a dicklet lol

>>13143333
hehehe!! checked!

>>13142303
whoever invented this shit is a genius, not because its useful in any way but because he played with men insecurity to get fucking rich. He knew this shit would sell like hot bread

What is jelqing? Don't wanna Google it so I won't get tagged for weird ads.

>>13143457
its milking your dick to break cells, then you eat a lot to technicallty repar the cells and creator more cells.

I did jelquing and my dick grw fatter. but takes a lot of time and u could injure urself

>>13143386
Whoever invented it fucked up because there is no patent (:

>>13143386
To be fair it DOES work albeit temporarily. This shit gets your cock huge and a ton of pornstars use them before a set.

>>13142344
I listened to a Radiolab recently where they talk about how birds have evolved which is based mostly on the females picking what they think is attractive, and it posits that all evolution is actually just based off of how females rank attractiveness. Since most of the world are still dicklets this theory would hypothesize that's not important to most women at all, and it is proof positive that so many women choose to breed with guys with sub 8" penises. It literally does not matter. Face, money, physique, emotional stability, compassion, artistry, etc. are all things which outrank dick size and by large margins.

>>13144112
also consider that cultures where rape is normalized as a reproductive strategy are evolutionarily selected for abnormally large penises.

>>13144112
>>13144207
evolution is a hoax

>>13143471
>its milking your dick to break cells
that sounds like its just painful masturbation

>>13144216
the full scope of what is currently believed to be the origin of species is irrelevant to my argument considering it's demonstrably provable that certain traits are hereditary and can be bred/selected for.

>>13142303
>be me, have smol penor
>see Taiwanese escort for the second time
>give a massage, which she seems to enjoy, I get turned by giving people pleasure
>she asks if I'm married, something I was asked before by a Chinese escort, who I also massaged
>she's seems surprised when I say no
>after sex, which didn't last long because /nofap/, she starts talking about how she's going back to Taiwan to "fight for money" (I don't know if that's exactly what she meant, we were corresponding mainly through google translate. Being a filthy Laowai, I can't speak much Mandarin)
>she shows me her student fees for studying in the country I'm located
>oof
>asks if I have whatsapp, just ended up giving her my phone number
>implies she'd be happy to meet me in Taiwan (I think), if I ever come
>starts showing pictures of her trip to yurope, and what kinds of food she likes
>end up going over the one hour session
>she asks if I want to go again
>try, but couldn't cum, so just ended up finishing up

don't be yourself, massage women who need money, you don't need penis pumps

>>13144598
>giving an escort a massage
Jesus

love all the guys here saying it will damage you to prevent competition from dickmaxxing...you are smart, but I know better

>>13144112
By that logic since women in most countries have small tits and asses men must not find big breasts or a big booty attractive which is completely false.

>>13144216
no, you have no clue on what's going on.

>>13144688
desu I broke my ligament pulling to strong with too much grip. my my dick is sensibly bigger.

>>13144598
How old was she? How much did she cost and for how long?

Can we see a pic related as to attractiveness level

>>13142344
They didn't make them too big to avoid drawing too much attention on them at the expense of the rest of the body.

I met a rich girl from hong kong and literally hav nothing going for me except for me huge 8 inch dick. 5.5 inch girth. She literally will not leave me because she doesn't think she will ever find another guy with a dick like mine. I want to break up buy I know she will be broken up inside.

>>13144766
CAN'T BREAK UP

>>13144755
also most guys are growers meaning they have small flaccid dicks.

>>13144776
FUCK ME UP INSIDE

>>13144755
more cope

>>13144776
BREAK ME UP INSIDE

>>13144811
>>13144792
SAVE ME

>>13144697

They're attractive but they're not an absolute must.

>>13144729
23 years old. $150 USD per hour, which is above average but not overly extreme. I don't want to post pics, but she was cute. not entirely sure, but I think taiwanese women are considered to be promiscuous.

>>13145000
same with dicks. People aren't going to choose not to mate if they can't get one with an optimal body type.

>>13144216
lel this is why I love 4chan. one of the few places left on the internet you can find full-blown unironic christfags. go back to facebook you dumb cuck boomer

>>13145063
>le edgey atheist

>>13145120
oh I forgot it's edgy to not have an imaginary friend as A GROWN ADULT. lmao you're pathetic

>>13144688
only autistic virgins think having a slightly bigger penis will feel way better for women. Spending 20-30 minutes a day for months for this is ridiculous

>>13144112

Cope

>>13145187
It's okay anon