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I write ballistic missile guidance software for a living and have been browsing biz since 2015 AMA

>> No.13134990

>>13134984
You sound important, good job.

>> No.13135011

>>13134990
I make $1.3 million a year + bonuses (usually $100-500k)

>> No.13135072

>>13134984
How are your kalman filters doing?

>> No.13135082

how many shitskins do you think you've managed to cleanse the world with so far?

>> No.13135087

The spheroid archeotypical paraboloid is logarithmically parsable and based.

>> No.13135093

>>13134984
How do I kill myself since I will never have a cushy job

>> No.13135104

>>13134984
On what crypto are you losing all your money anon?

>> No.13135110

>>13135072
Can't talk about specifics because of NDA.

>> No.13135125

>>13135104
Bitcoin, Ether, Monero, MakerDao

>> No.13135196

>>13134984
When chainlinked airstrikes?

>> No.13135254

>>13134984
Did you put in a backdoor that lets you launch and control the missles?

>> No.13135279

you have schizophrenia, get help. Also, bad larp 0/10 (fukin CIA shit really nigger?)

>> No.13135282

>>13135125
Do you not know risk management? Get a microcap gem or 2 like Birdchain and unironically Nyzo.

>> No.13135293

>>13134984
If you work on IMUs or EAs I'll say your software is pretty decent

>> No.13135440

>>13134984
What made you think anyone here would care op? Why don't you go to Redit, I think you would be happier there

>> No.13135569

Is the F35 a money laundering scheme?

>> No.13135578

>>13134984
Fake it until you make it amiright

>> No.13135754

>>13135011
Are you on welfare? Poor guy, I wipe my ass with that salary

>> No.13135776

>>13134984
That's cool bro. Did you tell your security clearance investigator you post on a white nationalist racist meme magic website?

>> No.13135778

bullshit thread

>> No.13135797

>>13135778
Kek I'm shitposting from a top sekrit facility right now nerd. Autism is a superpower according to glowniggers and they pay for access.

>> No.13135819
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>>13134984
can you show some code?

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>>13134984
>ballistic missile guidance software

Which missile program?

Is it inertial navigation with assistance from terrain following radar?

>> No.13135839

>>13135778
>He doesn't know Elon Musk browses /biz/

How new are you?

>> No.13135853
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13135853

>>13134984
Why are you a faggot?

>> No.13135887

>>13134984
What do you think about chainlink and do you see any application of it in your area of work?

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13136374

When WWWM (World War With Mars) starts, which planet will your family be at?

>> No.13136731

>>13134984
As a competent software developer, how do I into military/government contracting?

>> No.13136850

>>13135819
cout << "kys fag"

>>13136731
10% nepotism, 90% autism

>>13135829
can't give any specific details already said.

>>13135569
idk

>> No.13136918

>>13134984
How much LINK do you hold?

>> No.13136978

I'm teaching myself calculus. After I learn it can I use what I've learned to shoot stuff into your bum from 1000 miles away?

>> No.13136997

OP what do uou think of URBIT?

>> No.13137014

>>13134984
Do you feel bad about programming missiles that often kill innocent people? Serious question

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13137055

How do I profit from roasties?

>> No.13137063

>>13134984
ballistic missile guidance software
all you have to do is hit a rig in the sky
faggot that is soo easy

>> No.13137068

Lawyer who has been browsing 4chan since 2006 AMA

>> No.13137071

>>13137014

No amount of smartweaponry can ever manage to kill
>innocent
>people

No such thing.

>> No.13137126

>>13137068
post a thread you dumbass...

>> No.13137142

>>13137055
Do zoomers not know that the internet is permanent???

>> No.13137183

>>13137014
If it's a serious question then you are pretty dumb. Missiles don't kill people. People kill People, using missiles. If they didn't have missiles they would use guns, spears, or even rocks.

Blaming a tool and a toolmaker is absolutely absurd. There will ALWAYS be somebody to make the tool. Making the tool well and so that it functions properly is the best way to make sure it doesn't malfunction and kill anybody its user didn't want it to.

>> No.13137198

>>13137183
>If they didn't have missiles they would use guns, spears, or even rocks.
This would be preferable, considering drone strikes kill innocents 90% of the time.
>There will ALWAYS be somebody to make the tool.
You sound like a heroin dealer trying to justify what he does.

>> No.13137232

>>13137198

Swords killed countless innocents in ancient times and those warriors held them in their very hands as they dealt out death. What's the difference?

>> No.13137265

>>13137232
>Swords killed countless innocents in ancient times and those warriors held them in their very hands as they dealt out death. What's the difference?
We have evolved as a society and no longer are interested in targeting innocent people.

>> No.13137300

>>13137198
I remember being 18 years old. I wouldn't listen to reason back then either. There isnt really any reason to try and correct you, if you aren't willing to use logic to arrive at a conclusion.

Btw civilians died in horrendous amounts before smart weapons and drones were invented. Civilians dying indiscriminately in war zones is not something new we jist invented.

>> No.13137322

>>13135196
Underrated

>> No.13137326

>>13137300
>I remember being 18 years old. I wouldn't listen to reason back then either. There isnt really any reason to try and correct you, if you aren't willing to use logic to arrive at a conclusion.
Ok.
>Btw civilians died in horrendous amounts before smart weapons and drones were invented. Civilians dying indiscriminately in war zones is not something new we jist invented.
Of course not, but we have evolved as a society and no longer target civilians.

>> No.13137684

>>13136850
>can't give any specific details already said.

What a fucking worthless thread in case.

Can you just talk about the guidance system then?

You write code for the pattern recognition?

>> No.13137702

>>13137684
a lot of machine learning shit being used.

>>13137326
>Of course not, but we have evolved as a society and no longer target civilians.
cringe.

>> No.13137709

>>13137322
Nobody gets it, bullish
Also checked

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13137720

>mfw OP leaves in a truncation error that leads to the missile system failing and hundreds dying

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>>13137702

So you know how to code self-optimizing functions and they pay a million bucks for that?

Fuck me, that's babby tier. I'm in the wrong industry.

>> No.13137770

>>13137734
government tends to overpay in everything. I know people that write software for subway systems making even better money than I am lol.

It's mainly about writing secure code though. Every single line of code is tested and tested and tested again.

>> No.13137874

>>13134984

Sounds like the ultimate (((puppet))) job. Unlike the other wagies that make (((him))) money, you create stuff that helps him kill (((his))) enemies. Write some software that makes it drop on your house you cuck.

>> No.13137899

Is there a conspiracy orchestrated by the military industrial complex to hide the existence of aliens, Mr Wagie?

>> No.13137929

>>13134984
All the salt in this thread... anyways good job becoming spmething other than a bag of useless shit. Hope you are reading some wealth managment books or something, doubt you have enough time to blow all your money anyways.
What was your life like growing up? Are your parents college educated? Did they support you through school and such?

>> No.13137932

>>13137770

So they have a ring-laser gyro piggy-backed on the terrain-following part of the guidance, or is that strictly for low-flying cruise missiles?

>> No.13137936

>>13134984
are you gay?

>> No.13137945

Pump or dump

>> No.13137948

>>13134984
OP here. This whole thread was a LARP and you stupid retards were dumb enough to believe it. you must be so embarrassed rn lmao

>> No.13137966

>>13135011
only?

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>>13137948
Kek and based

>> No.13137995

>>13134984
thanks anon, your contributions to society have helped to drastically remove muslim shitskins time and time again. your sacrifice will not be forgotten

>> No.13138010

>>13137948

OP is probably worried he's about to get DOXed.

>> No.13138172

>>13135110
>ask me anything
>except that
kys op.

>> No.13138176

>>13134984
is india part of the target coding?

>> No.13138210

>>13137055
become a pimp, easy

>> No.13138419

Good goy here’s an extra 200k to make it accidentally target schools and hospitals.

>> No.13138462

>>13137948
Thanks Dave. Now stop telling Biz about the Government!

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13138475

>>13134984
what language do you use, probably something that's super safe and efficient like Ada or Javelin right?

>> No.13138495

When is the USAF gonna announce their missle defense platforms will be running on Chainlink?

Not that it matters since its already priced in.

>> No.13139453

I sit at home on my day off wanking shitposting and eating breakfast. AMA

>> No.13139626 [DELETED] 

>>13134984
What do you think of the other Verge?

>> No.13139675
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>>13134984
mfw ruskies target your computer for cyber espionage bc you posted this thread

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>>13139675
mfw ruskies target your computer for cyber espionage too bc you’re on to them

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>mfw i hacked ur computer already and altered a single line of code

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>>13137702
>cringe.
got u to respond

>> No.13140018

>>13134984
how do I get into that

t. regular software engineer

>> No.13140126

>>13134984
OP I'm your boss and I want you in my office NOW

>> No.13140148

>>13135011
well ..should've go into welding instead

>> No.13140179

>>13140148
This made me Kek HARDDDDD

>> No.13140244

>>13135011
lmao poorfag. If you got into xrb at 30 cents you could’ve retired like the rest of us. Wagie gonna wage though

>> No.13140502

>>13135011
Amazing. Any tips for us autists who work in engineering