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Because I invested in NEXT? https://coinmarketcap.com/currencies/next-exchange/

Actually trying to make money here, not burn it.

>>13134501
>investing in a topped out normie stock

he's a cuck

>>13134501
because he can't seem to understand the SEC

I fucking wish I could afford a p100d those cars look fucking nice

>>13134501
1. His ideas suck
>we'll build one-lane highways, but underground!
>we'll build solar panels that *are* your roof, so you can spend more energy than you generate cooling your house back down!
>we'll start taking orders for a $35k car before we know whether it's possible to make positive margins on the $35k car!
>we'll navigate through the narrow twists and tight turns of a flooded cave using a ten-foot-long steel submarine!
2. He's a serial liar and con man
>Saudis are buying Tesla at $420/share, funding secured!
>We're closing down all Tesla stores -- wait, the leases can't be cancelled? Nevermind we're opening all the stores back up!
>Yeah I've been complying with the SEC's court orders... also I have not complied at all whatsoever with the SEC's court orders
3. His personality is cancer
>Calls in employees to a Saturday 9 AM meeting, just to castigate them for missing one deadline
>Calls a hero who rescued Thai schoolchildren a pedophile because he couldn't handle not being the hero in that story
>Tries to steal the spotlight less than 24 hours after the Thai cave rescue by tweeting about how he's going to solve the Flint water crisis
>Has like 5 kids that he ignores, and openly brags about the fact that he does nothing but sleep and work

>>13134509

based and nextpilled

>>13134672
also if he really worked as hard as he says he does, he wouldn't find the time to smoke weed with Elizabeth Grimes or broker threesomes with Cardi B..
He's a forty-something manchild who ignores his kids while smoking weed and trying to set up threesomes.. and lies about it, claiming that he works 80+ hour weeks every week

>>13134501
His visions are bigger than him

>>13134672
>posting an entire essay on a chinese noodle board

200 IQ

>>13134672
Don't forget his problem history of ferocious antisemitism

>>13134501
He’s unstable.

>>13134501
he smokes weed like a fag

>>13134501
hello fellow oldfag

>>13134739
>antisemitism
Because he tweeted about who owns the press?

>>13134672
cringe

>>13134501
His company is about to go bankrupt and he pledged 8% of total Tesla shares for loans which will caused a share price collapse around 240
>>13134627
You can lease one for about 600 per month with 7k down because demand for tesla’s is rapidly approaching zero hence his price cuts and general faggotry

>>13134725
>creating cash flow negative businesses in money sink industries is vision
Typical normie after 10 years of ZIRP. Over 80% of Musk’s free cash flow is from customer deposits it is a literal ponzi scheme

>>13134501
he smokes weed

>>13134838
Hold on there Mueller, do you even know what you're talking about? Tesla paid over 900 million USD for bond obligation last month.

because he builds shit that has already existed for years. most of his money comes from the government. most of his hype is just that, hype because he uses Twitter.

>>13134501
He is the next Hitler and is going to make Mars an apartheid planet.

He's one shitpost away from getting arrested by the SEC and his entire company revolves around his existence. If anything happens to him its all over.

>>13134501
I only invest in picture related

>>13135885
Coz the CIA and us military will let that happen he got them by d throat anon

>>13134501
his choice of companions

>>13134501
cuz (((they))) about to shut him the fuck down
if you're not shorting Tesla you're a fucking brainlet

>>13134501
The stock market's yield curve has inverted, while crypto has bottomed.

Because SPACE IS FAKE

over time I came to love seeing these pop up

bc he smonked w33d and became addicted to pot

>>13137755
kc tier