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Are we all trapped in a permanent crab market?

>> No.13130207

>>13130184
what, do you not know how to trade or something?

>> No.13130213

>>13130184
I feel trapped in a permanent crab reality

>> No.13130224

>>13130184
I don't think it is but it do

>> No.13130238

>>13130213
permanent crab reality
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-50NdPawLVY

>> No.13130256
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>>13130238
Any minute now Ms. Ginsbear.

>> No.13130734

Ride the alt market, faggot

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>>13130256
I want the crab to kill the mean moo moo too

>> No.13131014

>>13130734
this guy knows

>> No.13131074

>>13130184
>crab market
Been consistently pulling 3-4% profit in every single trade since 2018 so didn't notice the crab market.

And ever since I started the telegram group neets and buizards have been able to pull similar profits... no more crab market for us sirs.

>> No.13131081

>>13130184
If you only hold BTC, yes.

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>>13131006
Ooh?

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>>13131145
Thank you very much, kind anon. I want to see both Bobo and Mumu, Bevo or whatever was his name to suffer.
They are nothing in the grand scheme of things.

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>>13131219
>Bevo
You mean the bull? Fuck if I know. They keep shifting between Mumu, Bevo, Toro and some other crap. I wish /biz/ would make up its hivemind.

Also who is that lovely shark?

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>>13131344
The shark doesn't have a name, he's one of many. But one thing I'm sure of, it's that he enjoys preying on the poor Bubu and Piggies by scamming them and promising them higher returns or exploiting their greed.

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>>13131403
You don't say. Please tell me more.

>> No.13131563

>>13130256
>>13131006
>>13131145
>>13131219
>>13131344
>>13131403
>>13131524
It's official. This board is a fucking zoo

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>>13131563
Oh wow.

>> No.13131569

>>13131344
The bull doesn't have a name because he's a fake-ass bitch. Sminem was the god of green candles and no one knows where tf he's gone

>> No.13131573

>>13131344
Bull's name is BINGO
Crab's name is Handsome B. Wonderful.
Shark's name is Sharko

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>>13131344
Bull doesn't have a name because he doesn't exist. He's a product of delusional and overly positive "thinking" which never amounts to anything.

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Make sure to stay up to date on the lore of Jabberjew.
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/l/loansharking.asp
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/s/sharkrepellent.asp
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/p/predator.asp
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/h/hostiletakeover.asp