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>>13122976
hahahahahaha

does she even remember what he looks like

>>13123045
Hmmmm that’s a good point it’s been a while so perhaps it got memory hole’d but still my dad is blonde haired and looks absolutely nothing like Craig

>>13122976
Tell her the truth man, and tell her that you're sorry if she's not just another hole for you. There's no better substitute.

Tell her that he’s your real dad and you miss him and the dad you with now is your step father

>>13123088
Checked but I’d rather not reveal my shitposting autistic side nor the fact I hold crypto to her
>>13123101
Based it might just work

>>13122976
The wage of sin is death.

>>13123109
haha, kek'd at your life. how can you possibly think this is a good idea? just tell her you suspected CSW to be your dad, but now you are sure you're actual dad is your real dad.

>>13122976
Hmmm how unfortunate would it be if your dad got poisoned and died without anybody ever finding out by whom.

>>13123135
nvm, actually do this and report back results. >>13123101

>>13122976
How could she possibly think this? Pleas post CSW pictures- as far as I'm aware most of them are him sticking his middle finger up at audiences during professional presentations or posing like a poofter for articles.

Take all your sanjay pics and shoop your dad's face on them, then when she meets your parents and asks you who that guy was you just show her the same pics, same filename same position etc... but with your dad's face, tell her she has a shit memory and how can she accuse you of something like that

>>13123185
best answer

>>13122976
Top kek

>>13122976
I had something similar happen once to me. I was going to meet my fiances parents. Going to have dinner at their house. Turned out she was making meatloaf. I *reallly* dont like meatloaf. I tried my best to choke it down but couldn't hide my disgust at the dinner table. I had to excuse myself and the mother followed after me to check on me, or so i thought. Once in the other room she immediately dropped to her knees and undid my pants, fishing my cock out, and swallowed it all the way to the base. She kept my entire cock in her mouth the whole time as it grew, and just kept bobbing on it and swirling her tongue allover it, for, hell, probably less than 30 seconds before i blew my nut right down her throat. She stood up and told me to compose myself before returning to the table to finish my meatloaf. I had a lot of fun fucking that old lady any time we had a chance until i quit seeing her daughter. Anyways yea, i hope this helps you OP

>>13122976
Are you Indian?

>>13123417
nice

>>13123417
>fiances parents
>fucking that old lady
>quit seeing her daughter
Was the mom one of those hotties that looks like an older version of the daughter? Why didnt you go through with the marriage?

>>13123417
yeah it totally happened anon
>>13122976
you have no choice to contact craig and plan a scenario with him

>>13123417
>doesn't like meatloaf

objectively wrong

>>13122976
>>”y...y...yeah”
but seriously i cant believe you're that beta to lie about it, no wonder you're a bsv cuck.

So she thinks your dad is an alcoholic? Better get the real one sauced up when she meets him.

>>13122976
What is CSW?

>>13125349
>>13122976
Craig Steven Wright. Sorry, I am retarded.

>>13125375
Craig Satoshi Wright

>>13122976
Almost the same happened to me, now Sminem is my brother

>>13125437
She will never want to have children with you.

>>13125437
>>13125442
jokes on you

Something like that happened to me
>have a gf
>she goes through my phone while I‘m taking a piss
>come back and she is asking me why the fuck I have so many pictures of this fat guy in his plaid shirt
>I can‘t tell her about Link as we were just one day into stealth mode
>I say he is my brother
>doubt.jpg
>she continues going through the pictures before I can get my phone then shows me the picture of pregnant sergey and asks me what the fuck??
>I tell her: I'm a Muslim man but I have to admit that pregnant Sergey really turns me on. I keep fantasizing about putting my seed inside him and watching new life grow... We get married, he gives birth, and we raise that baby under the blessings of Allah. I want to hold hands with Sergey, and looking into his eyes say 'I love you.' I think of myself taking our son to his first day at school, watching that strong and masculine boy develop amazing computer skills like his dad.
>she runs out crying
>never see her again
>tried to contact some of her friends and her parents but they ignore me or hang up on me

>>13125586
fuck off with this tired meme

>>13123177
>SUCH A COOL DAD ANON!