/biz/ - Business & Finance

Why in the fuck are people larping as restaurant managers? Food service managers make shit and have such stressful lives they have to blow all their money on weed and alcohol to cope. I've known several managers and they all had massive degenerate habits and are usually broke.

"if you're born a 10/10, do this" is the most retarded advice. you can literally make it as unemployed homeless if you're chad, getting roasties to pay for everything

>>13115134
You're better looking than all those girls

wipe it wagie

>>13115155
they must have been uggos/overweight, which would then cancel out the best part of the job: playing with the servers/bartenders

Yea every hot girl I ever met was trying to chase doctors, lawyers, and restaurant managers

>>13115155
This is the level of cope we’ve reached on /biz/. Marks the early to mid stages of capitulation I believe.

>>13115134
>If you are a good looking, young guy: get into managing restaurants

>>13115214
stacy wants Doctor's money but Chad's dick and Chad didnt waste his prime years in school for 10 years

>>13115263
> Doctors can never be chads
> Restaurant managers are chads
> Doctors wasted their prime years bettering themselves
> Restaurant managers took advantage of their prime years by working a dead end job
Stop I'm crying

>>13115305
>be doctor
>actually get to practice @ age 30
>student debt paid off @ age 40
>spend crucial years having minimal social life
>finally get a used up 30 year old
I'm sure you are

>hot girls
>those girls in ops pic

pick 1

>>13115431
>not fucking the busty petite interns at your clinic for life instead
NGMI

>>13115134
Lol, restaurant managers work like 70 hours a week. If your life is so perfect, you wouldn’t need to try and impress internet strangers like that FSU frat homo who always posts here.

>>13115481
you have the syntax of a 13 year old
>>13115744
try 45-50 but ok

>>13115925
>45 hours a week
So you’re a team lead? No way you work in the restaurant industry

>>13115255
Kek. Restaurant shills literally damage controlling the texas roadhouse meme inferno. What a timeline. Yeah alpha as fuck lmao. at least should make it a bit believable.

>>13115263
Stacies are rather frequent at law school, management etc
Nursing students are cute village girls and they suffer 1:20 gender ratio in their classes.
Easy and high quality fucks on night shifts.
You can go impress 35yo wrinkled entitled hag with your beamer kek.
Tbh being doctor is cuck as fuck anyway, but this is a one significant perk.

>>13115992
three open (10am) til 8pm shifts
2 closing shifts (3, 4, or 5pm) until midnight

how irate (and retarded) are you right now?

>>13115134
Cope

>>13115744
Who did you call homo you fat fuck

>>13116038
>I say, so it is
Please tell me why you feel the need to try and impress Zoomers on an anime image board if your life is so perfect? You also made this thread on a Saturday, which further proves you’re just an attention seeking larper

>>13115246
Based, op is just coping because he needs to wagecuck and is delusional enough to think that girls are 'all over' him.

>>13116054
That queer from FSU who can’t make a post without referencing his fraternity or how great it is.

dindt you post this already 1-2 days ago? you are so pathetic I am not even able to put it in words.

>>13115134
where are you working sir chad??

>>13116025
the Stacys at law and doctor school are not worried about dating a lawyer or doctor, all of them are in tinder getting their sexual desires met by good looking dudes regardless of where they work
>>13116077
bro you have absolutely no idea the types of things that get said to me when we are all off the clock out drinking. have you seriously never seen a big group of girls around like 2 or 3 guys at a bar or club? 90% of the time one of those guys is "their manager" and the others are boyfriends of the girls

bro even their boyfriends show me a ton of respect. im literally the guy who protects their gf (as cuck as that sounds) at work. if a hot girl has a boyfriend and she works at my place, I'm his best friend.

>>13115134

COPE
O
P
E

Is this the new plumber meme

>>13116193
not yet but soon >>13116163

>>13115134
Lol everyone i know that manages restaurants works like 80 hours a week and is addicted to cocaine

I don’t want to be a braindead normalfag NPC degenerate though. I want to be myself AND make millions,

>>13115431
> Be med student
> Tell everyone you're a med student
> Everyone wants to fuck you because you're a med student
> Balding Applebee's manager cries and eats in office

>>13115134
restaurants are a garbage investment

>>13116228
>Needs your title to get girls
That is just asking for a divorce

>>13116213
I work 45-50 and only drink socially when I'm with a group
>>13116225
so you want to be a broke faggot ok
>>13116228
>everyone wants my money because I'm a med student
FTFY
med students get BTFO (cuck style) more than any other group. girls wont fuck you in a one night stand. they hold out until you date them
t. guy who hangs around hot thirsty gold digging chicks for a living
>>13116236
whoa cool

>>13115134
nice LARP faggy

https://www.tripadvisor.co.nz/Restaurant_Review-g55138-d6665657-Reviews-Twin_Peaks_Restaurants-Knoxville_Tennessee.html#photos;aggregationId=101&albumid=101&filter=7&ff=300027728

>>13116411
>retard thinks I would post a pic of myself on this website
strong retard. I even said I dont work for a franchise, STRONGER fucking retard.

>>13116466
>gets triggered easily
>he thinks is not a beta

>>13115134
you smell bad

>>13116301
Wait where did I write anything about marriage? Oh it's a strawman, nvm

restaurant managers i know are bald

>>13116317
> girls won't fuck you in a one night stand
How the fuck would you know, educationlet? You've never been in med school. Hell, according to your OP you've never attended any higher education and therefore have no idea how depraved co-ed girls can really be. None of them go for the creepy restaurant manager either ;)

>>13116511
Wow! You must be so happy

>>13116562
Yea I really am actually lol

>>13116560
>Run-on sentences galore
>Calling someone an educationlet

>>13116585
Quote the run-on sentence

>>13116580
That’s why you need to brag on an anonymous image board!

>>13116593
I'm the most humble person actually. I bet I'm way more humble than you, retard.

>>13116623
>Imagine having self esteem this low
Seek help, anon

>>13116634
My self esteem and humility is like the highest across this entire site and Reddit too, cumstain

>>13116502
says the guy who legitimately reversed searched an image to try to "ha gotcha" the OP.

>>13115155

This. Restaurant managers are the most miserable failed people in the world. It's like their minds are stuck being 18 years old and living like a poor college student.

It's sad as fuck.

>>13115744
>Lol, restaurant managers work like 70 hours a week.

This. Also a salary of $60K, MAX if it's a ritzy place in a coastal city.

>>13116803
>It's like their minds are stuck being 18 years
>"stuck" being forever young Chads
where can I sign up

>>13116663
whats wrong with being curious?

>>13116864

Yeah your mind is stuck being 18, but your body is still fat, balding mid 30's.

>>13116878
thats a weird thing to be curious about bro and weirder that you'd post your findings

>>13116560
because they talk about this shit all the time bro, did you not get the memo that I work with dozens of hot girls? if youre dating a waitress there is a 100% chance she has told ME all your little secrets lol. these girls know their sexual value and arent going to put out for some uggo unless hes payin

>>13116803
>>13116830
>>13116884
fuckin LOL @ how salty you are

>>13117157
> Sleeping with waitresses
I'm a little more high class than that, man. I sleep with spoiled trust fund girls who don't need to work some minimum wage job. I ruin them. I am the first man in their lives to ever withhold anything from their pampered, uncalloused hands.

sleeping with muffin-top Crystal or smoke-break Brandy is... Idk.... Beneath me?

>>13117271
thats cool. alot of girls in school are waitresses part time so chances are your future wife has sucked my dick in the parking lot

>>13117316
Lol you don't read very well, do you? I said I don't sleep with wagie girls, so there's zero chance my non-existent future wife (imagine ever getting married) has ever sucked your dick

> alot
Oof. Maybe higher education really wasn't for you, my main man. Applebee's is exactly where you belong.

Nice larp

>>13117386
LOL @ you thinking girls will tell you about their years as a waitress. maybe YOU should pick up a fucking book every once in a while.

>unironically being a grammar nazi
jesus christ I cant imagine how butthurt you must be right now

>>13115134
Yeah but you look like a fag in your picture and do you really want to be just chasing tail in your 30s? Sounds a little childish

>>13115134
Um ya, my dude, I'm sticking with "meme coins".

Soon NEETS will realize that is their only way out.

>>13115134
and yet you are here, posting on the internet, in a deep state of depression about all the great things that you got in this world and the absolutely lack of fullfillment they gave you

well done

>>13115134
sounds pretty true. i have 3 degrees and it's not worth it. i should have gone straight to military, learned a craft, gotten va benefits and comfy paycheck while slaying some poon.

i somehow got lucky to get a job in the refinery business. been to south africa, venezuela, colombia, and around the US. work hourly so when there's work the paychecks are massive (this is before the osha/workers bullshit mandatory 12/14 day rest and not working more than 12 hrs). i got a house (new) by age 35 and car, but i'm hardly ever home.

i've seen strippers as young as 22 with a house and 2 cars paid for.

life is unfair. you have to stack the cards in your favor as much as you can. don't play by the house rules. you will always lose.

>>13117427
So working at a restaurant really is embarrassing and any woman who has ever spent time with you is going to hide that part of her life away because she's ashamed. Good to know, shithead

>>13117655
being a waitress is nothing to be proud of or brag about. grow up child. its not a talking point, its something women do to pay their bills. but the work culture is something they will remember for the rest of their lives. no other job has the environment that forms the kind of relationships that restaurants form. and you can take that to the bank. we have fucking fun at work and even more fun as a group after.

>bench 335, squat 455, deadlift 545
gyms are a jewish scam and you fell for it

>>13117725
> W-we have fun!
> Well ok she won't tell you how much fun we had even tho WE DID HAVE FUN OK?!
> Okay maybe I threatened to fire her from her minimum wage part time gig if she didn't sleep with me. But still WE HAD FUN ON THE JOB BRO
> Okay so all my 'hot waitresses' have had nicotine addictions and mulatto babies. So what? They were still hot even if they did smell a bit musty

>>13117753
Uh oh und I forgot to add, about 75-85% of the Girls that took part in one of the GirlsdoPorn videos claimed beeing waitresses.
Correlation?

>>13117879
They got served a dick on a platter.

>>13117753
yikes

>>13115134
Are you STILL trying to brag about your job? Nobody gives a shit how strong your strain of HIV is, and 6ft isn't even anything to brag about it's normal height.

If you had it so good you wouldn't be here.

>>13117427
>unironically being a grammar nazi

>>13115925
>you have the syntax of a 13 year old

>>13115134
Is this the new PhD in math 300k starting?

This same fag bragging about his job again

If it was so great and fulfilling you wouldn’t need repeated validation from strangers

>>13115134
The thing that strikes me most is how FUCKING UNCREATIVE THIS SHIT IS.

Wow i'm a situational alpha in my shitty kingdom.
Is that the legacy you want to leave, you fucking idiot. Elon musk is building rockets and attempting to visit other PLANETS. Thats alpha. you faggot.

TLDR OP: i'm so alpha, i fuck vapid girls.

>>13117961
6ft was for context. if youre under 6ft tall and weigh more than 210 youre a fat fuck. im here to steer fellow young good looking adults into a career field that maximizes their youth
>>13118532
>validation
>here
lmao are you retarded. 95% of you are jelly socially retarded nerds
>>13118532
for now, yeah. i want a job where I work around a bunch of hot chicks and literally get paid to chit chat. I doubt you've even ventured out of your apartment to eat at a restaurant in the last decade or you'd know where i was coming from

go to any upscale American steakhouse/bar at 3pm and observe. its laid back af, and all of the servers are sitting in a booth with their manager waiting for the night shift and eating FREE food

>>13118839
the only retarded one here is you for being so desperate for attention from the NEETs and lowlifes here

>>13115134
This kind of larper is the best motivation I've seen to make it. Being a stupid manager isn't Chad I don't care what you look like or how you interact with your vapid staff.

>>13118656
look how mad you are just because some dude is making it in life and having fun along the way. get a grip dude.

here let me share a story with you just so you can rage some more.

so my hair is getting a little long and one of the servers is in school to be a hairstylist. im taking her cash out in the office and she notices how long its getting and says "I'll cut it for you for free if you let me give you a blowjob". dead ass serious. not "I'll cut it and give you a blowjob" not "I'll cut it for $20 and give you a blowjob" just straight up "if you LET me suck your dick I'll cut your hair for free". she was probably the biggest whore there. 23 y/o a 4/10 on a good day.

she said this shit in front of like 3 other girls who were all like "oh my gosh! femanon! you can't just say that shit to him!". I was like god damn, thanks but I dont want to lose my job. she was like "well ok your loss, I can deep throat and swallow". they could probably all see my dick twitch in my pants.

anyways like 3 days later I see her at work and am like "hey arent you in hair dressing school?" lol. she comes over the next day, cuts my hair, and asks if "i want a happy ending". I'm like fuck yeah I do, I tell her she can suck my dick but only if I can watch porn while she does it because I've always wanted to try that and she agrees and I watched Mark's Head Bobbers Hand Jobbers the one with sasha in the red lingerie while she gave me the sloppiest wettest blowey joey ive ever had and deep throated my cock as I came. definitely top 10 best nuts of my life. I got a hair cut from her 3 more times until she started dating her ex again lol

>>13118986
damn /biz/, y'all gonna take that?
>>13119073
whatever u say pal

>survivor bias : the thread

Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

>>13119078
I'm not mad that this dude is making it.

However, the fact that he comes in here boasting about 'college is a meme' i fuck 20 year olds makes me mad. If you actually went to a decent college, you would understand that education, knowledge and the ability to unlock it is endless.

And 10 times more valuable than 'fucking' prime pussy as a midlevel manager. The fact that dumb teens come here and might actually follow this brainlet tier advice, is something i see as useless - especially looking at the dire state of our planet.

Getting dicked is cool and all, trust me. I know. One of the best places for it is unironically becoming the situational chad in college. However there is MORE to LIFE. And i hope our young men ASPIRE to become more, not this vapid brainless shit.

>>13119235
literally any young person who isnt butt ugly and is in good shape and has energy will enjoy managing a restaurant unless youre a faggot who doesnt like hot chicks

>>13119398
im OP dumbass and you sound like a massive faggot
>dire state of our planet
lmao
>getting dicked
lmao faggot

>>13119402
>>13119078

Now i understand its you:

Here is a question; especially for you and all the young boys out there:

Imagine: Option 1: Go to college - Learn valuable shit. Fuck prime college pussy on the side - 24/7 If you are Alpha. Get an Interesting career. Leave a legacy. In your offtime you fuck off to some heavenly holiday spots and fuck more prime pussy.

Option 2: become a midlevel manager. So full of himself because he has a 20 year window to fuck prime pussy. 0 legacy - 0 brains.

What would you choose? You fucking loser.

>>13119567
You're literally the pleb that comes and asks me if i want my steak medium or medium rare and kisses my ass, how is that ALPHA lol.

>>13119358
Is it summer already?

Also, the best meals are made at home.
Learn to cook half way decent and pack some meals. Save money, time and control what goes into your body.

>>13119567
why would I go to college to work some mundane job and be a loser like you when I can work the job I want in the environment I want and not have to spend tens of thousands on school.

youre just butthurt because there is absolutely nothing you can do at this point in your life to do what I do

>>13119820
I'm actually self employed and overseas currently fucking 'prime pussy' while working on interesting research.

The cool thing about going to a GOOD COLLEGE, is you can PICK your jobs since you are in DEMAND.

Believe it or not, i was offered the lifestyle you are living through childhood connections and turned it down because it is empty.

Anyway different strokes for different folks, you absolute pleb. Some people run countries, run armies, run REAL ALPHA SHIT.

>>13115134
Nigger, I'm a crypto millionaire in a slavic shithole that has never worked a day in his life and fucks beautiful pure 16-18yo girls that I met on Discord (perfectly legal here). Now THAT'S what it means to make it

>>13119897
>working on research overseas
>prime pussy
100% chance youre fucking literal whores which is disgusting.

>>13120093
You're right. You are living the alpha life. Nobody else could have a better life than someone who manages chuck & cheese and gets a sloppy bj from wendy during breaktime.

Asking people if they want their steak medium rare or welldone - the absolute HEIGHT of ALPHA.

Also can't actually admit that REAL alpha's could GAME WOMAN anywhere - invalidating his whole I work at chucky cheese and get laid my life is amazing theory.

Now get me my steak - well done, you ALPHA.

>>13120254
>well done
ok you fucking nigger lol do u want some ketchup too?

>>13120306
Nah just Some salt please.

>>13120321
ok I'll have a Jamal in the back right on that and Bertha will be taking great care if you

>>13120343
WoW alpha, such awesome and hospitable service, Ill make sure our table leave a royal tip.

>>13115181
Did this for a year or so, was nice.

>>13115134
You look like a chav and the women look like slags.

>>13115134
The cope is real haha, you're not a manager you are a wagie one level above the other wagies. Enjoy that shithole job bro. You're never going to make it bossing around roasties and dropouts who are just waiting to snap for a chance to knock your dumbass out.

>>13115134
Good for you for living your life your way. It’s nothing worth bragging about though lol. Restaurant girls are bottom of the barrel.

Anyone with any job can be confident and get laid.

You don't have to be a restaurant manager or a doctor or a lawyer. You can be a plumber and still slay pussy. It's a matter of looks, drive, and mindset.

This is a shitty thread

>>13120863
look at this salt lmao. I guess you missed the part where I'm 6ft 220 and have a 1300lb total. im already in the top 0.1% of men. literally nobody would fuck with me face to face.
>>13120881
not very nice bro, most of these girls are just trying to pay their way thru school
>>13120930
this thread isnt about getting laid. its about having a bomb ass job where youre around fine females the entire time and if youre young and good looking its a gold mine

>>13115134
How much did you make when you were 21? How much do you make now?

Straight numbers. No bs.

oh and I need to remind the new folks here. upon meeting the criteria in OP you'll find that you will have several girls who call you their "work boyfriend" and some that call you their husband lol. they literally will beg you to tell them who you "like" the most (NEVER tell them though, that is a surefire way to have them all turn on you)

after dinner rush they'll ask you to sit and have dinner with just them instead of the group because they want to make the other girls jealous. "hey anon can we have date night tonight?". Ive done it a few times but they seriously start rumors that me and the girl are actually dating and thats not cool.

the hostesses are the most sexual got dayum I tell you what. theyre a around 18 years old. had one straight up tell me she was "wet" after I tossed a guy out and whenever I talk to that one she constantly reminds me that shes not going to sleep with me unless I make her do it (fuckin rape fantasy, probably because im a big guy) shes legit 18. its fuckin awkward, I'm just like "well alright im not going to do that so youre safe". I swear they practice flirting and use me.

your ass will constantly be getting grabbed and your dick rubbed on when youre not at work and out with them somewhere else.

you could seriously fuck 90% of them, dead ass serious. theyre girls. theyre looking for fun and drama and fucking the manager/boss is something on alot of girls' bucket list

>>13121164
are you interested in managing a restaurant or just curious

AHEM

Fuck kikes
Fuck niggers
Fuck restaurant managers

and

Fuck jannies.

>>13121312

This bigger is bragging about being a 6ft tall restaurant manager in his late twenties
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HOLY FUCK MY FUCKING SIDES
HE THINKS WOMEN WOULD CHOOSE HIM OVER A 6'2 LAWYER OR DOCTOR
I'M FUCKING CRYING

>>13115155
Checked. I've managed several restaurants. Dealing with the scheduling alone is not worth it. You don't get paid that much to hear Karen and Chad complaints all night. The hours suck.

>>13121368
lulz this guy thinks I care if women "choose" me. whole post reeks of beta incel.

wait until you find out women cheat on their rich husbands all the time with complete burnouts
>>13121403
"several restaurants". you must have sucked ass to go to and from so many restaurants. more than likely it was fast food joints and you got paid hourly<----I can 100% guarantee this part.

>>13119358
newfags know not from whence the pasta came

>>13115155
>>13116803
>>13115255

It sucks, but it's honestly not the worst.

It's sure as fuck not a ticket to riches. This "job" is a solid 5/10, and really makes you wonder how 9/10 of the population can be a total fuck up and we are still the greatest cunt on earth.