/biz/ - Business & Finance

How u gonna get electricty?

What are you going to do when you get kicked out?

im in one right now, i shit you not, sunday is when most of us storgers let loose

>>13107139
Are you actually allowed to live there?

Assuming you can get away with it, where will you shit?

>>13107147

Id just use batteries for lights and charge my laptop at Starbucks

>>13107139
Just move 45minutes away and rent a studio for 600 dah. You know busses exist right?

>>13107156

The gym

>>13107152


any tips from your experience?

>>13107139
You might want to be a little bit careful. My uncle has a building with storage units like pic. He has surveillance cameras all over the place and try to get people in that will break the contract. Under section of fire, there will be something about not legal to live there, have petrol storage, open fire, smoking cigarettes etc. He is always fishing for people that he know will break the contract and then sue them for some 100K USD equivalent, or even more. If they don't pay, he will get some shvartze to make them pay. Or if they are cute blonde girls he will bang them hard. We also can get some action if we want to. He even have hidden cameras while fucking those blonde girls, to get access to them later on, or money if they marry rich, or political power etc. The political power he can sell/trade with other people. Very lucrative. Make sure to always read the fine print in the contract.

>>13107274
wtf

I lived at my workplace for almost 2 years without getting caught.

I worked at a gym on a US military base in Germany. I slept in large utility room in the attic, or sometimes on a couch in the lactation room. Easy access to bathrooms, water, and electricity. Free wifi. Ate at the DFAC for $3 breakfast, $5 lunch. Used the fridge, microwave, and kitchen in the breakroom. Did laundry using the gym industrial washers. Used my CMR as a primary address, got a DHL packstation as a German address.

Average rent in the area was 700 EUR / month.
I was an NF02 making $14.75 / hour.

>>13107452
HD? We miss you.

>>13107480
What or who is HD?

>>13107452
I’d rather get a second wagecuck job than ever live in a storage unit or my workplace.

>>13107452
Ever see any ghosts

You would need to figure out when they do lock checks and have some good story (visual evidence) about why you're in there constantly as modern places keep electronic codes of when you entered and left.

>>13107147
Light socket adapter. For safety don't exceed 2x max wattage bout 120 watts (no space heaters) if you trip the circuit they will find you. Use area rugs, makes the floor comfy.

>>13107274
Odds on this guy not being white?

>>13107274

>>13107595
I think he is jewish

>>13107650
>>13107595
>>13107326
Hello newfag niggers

>>13107657
100%

>>13107164
depends on the area but if this is LA or SF for example, you won't find a studio for $600 within 2 maybe 2.5 hours of your job.

10 years ago i worked in SF and lived in el cerrito in a shithole studio for $700/mo but that same thing is probably 2k/mo right now.

>>13107556
Sometimes at night I would hear weights dropping and roars of exertion. Must have been ghosts seekin those afterlife gainz.

>>13107595
I am white enough to know about my fucking white privilege and can easily see our disgusting white racism against POC, but I am not white like you, as we are divided by history.

>>13107755
Not sure if ironic

>>13107274
Hearty and wholesome kek

>>13107274

Your uncle sounds like a piece of shit

>>13107834
Save it for the cross burning, adolf

>>13107755
>I am white enough to know about my fucking white privilege

>>13107755

>>13107884
He is a very successful business man. Net worth double digit USD millions. Travel the world at the most expensive and luxurious places. Going places where you white one-tooth trailer park trash will never afford to travel to. He has a strong appetite for life, money and adventure. He gives money to good causes, like ACLU, SPLC etc. Fighting for the fucking freedom that you enjoy for free! HE PAID FOR IT!!!!

>>13107916
>he gives money for good causes
Virtue signaling like every piece of shit on the planted. Hope he burns like all the other predatory con artists.

>>13107139
Where will you have sex anon?

>>13107274
Either bait or unapologetic turbojew. either way I kinda have to respect it.

>>13107452
>lactation room

>>13107894
>>13107909
lol

>>13107916
>He gives money to good causes, like ACLU, SPLC etc
he is funding white genocide you insufferable brainlet

>>13108095
Not really. He shits behind the collar of working-class people (as admitted in this thread) and then donate to ACLU so they can stamp "antisemitism" on everyone who criticizes him.

>>13107274
Your (((uncle))) deserves the rope tbhfam

>>13107916
Dudes gonna burn in a vat of boiling semen in hell for eternity

The absolute state of America. Don't live in a storage unit. Buy a van. Or a cheap motorhome. I recently bought a fully functioning 26 foot motorhome for 2000 bucks.

>>13107152
Post Pic

>>13107595
>shvartze

>>13108219
but where can you park

>>13108525
Walmart. Or campgrounds can be found for like 15 to 20 bucks a day. Or your place of work if you are not a minimum wage cuck

Check for office spaces too

>>13108095
>Sw-oy-den is almost 20% not white

wew

>>13107274
Why would someone with 100k to be sued live in an storage unit?

>>13107949
>farang ding dong