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13103811 No.13103811 [Reply] [Original]

Why are crab markets so peaceful bros? I feel more attuned to the universe and my blood pressure is down. The bull and bear is dead. Long live crab

(94 days of crab market btw)

>> No.13103820

The crab market is when people make it or not. I hope you have been buying fren.

>> No.13103823

sea insects, pretty gross desu

>> No.13103828

It's not crab market if alts just cannot stop going up

>> No.13103838

>>13103828
Alts will go down like your mother once bitcoin folds.

>> No.13103847
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13103847

>>13103811
Low energy crab

>> No.13103855

>>13103811
Bulls
>Live 12 years
Bears
>Live 26 years
Based crabs
>Live 100 years
Truly a new paradigm

>> No.13103868

what is a crab marker exactly. im relatively new to /biz/

>> No.13103875
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>>13103847
During the civil wars in feudal Japan, an invading army would quickly sweep into a town and take control. In one particular village, everyone fled just before the army arrived - everyone except the Zen master. Curious about this old fellow, the general went to the temple to see for himself what kind of man this master was. When he wasn't treated with the deference and submissiveness to which he was accustomed, the general burst into anger.
"You fool," he shouted as he reached for his sword,
"don't you realize you are standing before a man who could run you through without blinking an eye!"
But despite the threat, the master seemed unmoved.
"And do you realize," the master replied calmly,
"that you are standing before a man who can be run through without blinking an eye?"

>> No.13103905

>>13103811
It’s the calm before the storm brainlets. The banks want you to think the market has stabilized and discovered the true price, and then boom they’ll hammer it to 2k like before. Rinse repeat milking everyone who wants to go longs fiat until they can buy at $200 or below

>> No.13103910

>>13103875
Based suicidal nip